英语脑筋急转弯.doc

英语脑筋急转弯1.Why are girls afraid of the letter C ?1.Because it makes fat fact!2.Why is the letter E so important?2.Because its the begining of everything!3.Why are the letter G and letter S in gloves close to each other?3.Because there is love between them!4.What letter is an animal ?4. Its the letter B!5.What letter is a question?5. Its the letter Y!6.Why is U the jolliest letter?6. Because its in the midst of fun!7.How do you feel today?7. With my hands ,of course!8.How can you make a rope shorter without cutting or winding it?8. Take a longer rope and compare with it!9.Why do people wish for something they havent got?9. What else is there to wish for? You cease to wish for it once you get it!10.What can you tell from Peters record card with extremely poor grades?10. He didnt cheat!11.What does everybody do at the same time?11. Grow old!12.What resembles half a pie?12. The other half!13.Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired?13. Santa Claus 圣诞老人14.When do people have two mouth?14. When theres two of them 有两个人时!15.Why do lions eat raw meat?15. They dont know how to cook 他们不知道如何烹饪!16.How many sides does a circle have?16. Two. The inside and the outside!17.What animal can jump as high as a tree?17. All animals,for trees cant jump!18.How can you be completely sleepless for seven days and still lack no rest?18. Sleep at night!19.Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?19. At the bottom!20.If you throw a stone into the Red Sea,what will it become?20. Wet!21.If twos company and threes crowd,whats four and five?21. Nine!22.The farmers in this village used modern methods but harvested no apples this year ,why?22. They planted peech trees!23.The injured dog had some difficulty going home.Every step he took, he slipped back two.However,he still managed to get home. How did he do it?If you throw a stone into the Red Sea,what will it become?23. He walked in the other direction!24.What falls often but never gts hurt?24. Snowflakes!25.How did the pick-pocket spot the plain-clothes cop in his womans disguise?25.He passed by a cosmetics store without looking in the window!26.Which month has 28 days?26. Every month has at least 28 days!27.What is it that everyone wants to have and get rid of too?27. Ones appetite!28.where did the egg floating down the Mississippi River come from?28.From a hen!29.Lucky Mouse fell off a 1000-step stair and was not hurt.why?29. He fell off the last step!30.Why do giraffes have long neck?30. Because their heads are far from their bodies!31.How can you make 6 out of three 7s?31.easy . 7- 7/7=6!32.How can you make 6 out of three 5s?32. easy. 5+5/5=6!33.how can you make 1000 out of eight 8s?33. easy. 8+8+8+8+88+888=1000!34.Can you name the captital of every state in the U.S. in ten seconds?34.Washinton,D.C.!35.A police officer had a brother ,but the brother had no brother.How could that be?35. The police officer was a lady!36.Why does a cat look first to one side and then to the other side when it enters a room?36.Because it cant see both sides at once.37.How do you know policemen are strong ?37.Because they can hold up traffic with just one hand!38.With which hand do you write?38. Neither.I use a pen!39.What must you do before you return a book to the library?39.Borrow the book from library.1. What table is in the field?2. What is the only thing you can break when you say its name?3. What must you do before return a book to the library?4. What resembles half a pie?5. If you throw a white stone into the Black Sea, what will it become?6. What month do soldiers hate?7. A police officer had a brother, but the brother had no brother. How could that be?8. Which month has 28 days?9. Who is closer to you, your Mom or your Dad?10. Why dont we need a compass at the North Pole?11. What kind of water should people drink in order to be healthy?12. Which can move faster, heat or cold?13. What is the smallest room in the world?Answer :1. Vegetable.2. Silence .3. Borrow the book from library.4. The other half.5. Wet .6. March (三月，行军).7. The police officer was a lady!8. Every month has at least 28 days .9. Mom is closer, because Dad is father (farther).10. Every direction is south.11. Drink well water.（井水当然好啊！）.12. Heat, because you can catch clod!13. Mushroom!1. What will you break once you say it? (什么东西一说出来就打破？)2. Will liars be honest after they die? (骗子死了之后会诚实吗？)3. What always goes up and never goes down? (什么东西只升不降？)4. Why did the boy make his dog sit in the sun? (男孩为什么让他的狗坐在阳光下？)5. Why can a bride hide nothing?(为什么新娘子什么也藏不住？)6. Why is the library the highest building?(为什么图书馆是最高的建筑物？)7. What is the smallest bridge in the world? (世界上最小的桥梁是什么？)8. What is the difference between the North Pole and the South Pole? (北极与南极的区别是什么？)9. What makes naughty boys long to work in a clock factory? (淘气的男孩为什么想去钟表厂工作？)10. What bird lifts heavy things? (什么鸟能举起重物？)11. A ship can contain only fifty persons. Now there is alreadyforty-nine person in it. At this time,a pregnant woman comes on andboards the ship. The shipsinks. Why? (有一艘船只能容纳50人，现在已有49人。这时一位孕妇上了船，船就沉了。为什么？)12. Whats the poorest bank in the world? (世界的最贫穷的银行是什么？)13. What month do soldiers hate?(军人憎恨什么月？)Answers:1. Silence. (沉默)2. No, they wont. They lie still after they die。(不会，他们依旧撒谎。Lie still 躺着不动，依旧撒谎。)3. Your age. (你的年龄)4. He wants to have a hot dog. (他想要一条热狗。)5. Because someone will give her away. (因为有人会揭发她。Give away 揭发，在婚礼上把新娘交给新郎)6. It has the most stories. (它的楼层最多。Story 故事，楼层)7. The bridge of a nose. (鼻梁)8. A whole world. (整个世界。 a world of difference 天壤之别)9. They want to make faces. (make face 做鬼脸，做钟表面)10. Crane. (鹤。Crane鹤，举重机)11. Because is a pigboat. (那是潜水艇。pigboat，潜水艇)12.The river bank。(河岸。)13.March。(行军。) 下面还有很多：3. Why are dogs afraid to sunbathe?狗为什么害怕日光浴？ They dont want to be hot-dog.因为它们不想成为热狗。 4. Whats the longest word in the world?世界上最长的单词是什么？ Smiles. Because theres a mile between the letter s.微笑。因为两个字母S中间隔了一里。 5.Which fruit sounds like two?pear梨，发音类似pair（双、对儿） 6.What must you do to make the equation below true(使下列等式成立) 81乘9=801( ) Turn the page upside down.把纸倒过来看：108 = 6 x 18 7.What has many teeth but never uses them for eating? Its a comb or a saw - 梳子或锯子 8.If it take three minutes to boil one egg,how long does it take to boil four eggs?It takes three minutes 3分钟-放在一个锅里，只要加足够的水就行了。9.What will you break once you say it? （什么东西一说出来就打破？）Silence. （沉默）10.Will liars be honest after they die? （骗子死了之后会诚实吗？）No, they wont. They lie still after they die.（不会，他们依旧撒谎。Lie still 躺着不动，依旧撒谎11.What always goes up and never goes down? （什么东西只升不降？）Your age. （你的年龄）12. Why is the library the highest building? （为什么图书馆是最高的建筑物？）It has the most stories. （它的楼层最多。Story 故事，楼层）13.What is the smallest bridge in the world? （世界上最小的桥梁是什么？）The bridge of a nose. （鼻梁）14.A ship can contain only fifty persons. Now there is already forty-nine persons in it. At this time,a pregnant woman comes on and boards the ship. The ship sinks.Why?(有一艘船只能容纳50人,现在已有49人。这时一位孕妇上了船,船就沉了。为什么?Because is a pigbot. (那是潜水艇。pigbot,潜水艇)15. Who is closer to you, your mom or your dad? (谁跟你比较亲密,你的妈妈或你的爸爸? ) Mom is closer, because Dad is father(farther).(因为爸爸是父亲 , 所以妈妈比较靠近。) (更远的)16.Whats the poorest bank in the world? (世界的最贫穷的银行是什么? )The river bank.(河岸。)17.What month do soldiers hate?(军人憎恨什么月? )March.(行军.)18.An old woman has lived in one-story house before.Her body is very short. Afterwards,she moves into a big building and lives in the ninth story. However, when she comes back home each time,she always takes an elevator to the sixth story and gets off,then she walks to the ninth story.Why?( 有位老妇人,从前住平房,并且个子非常矮,后来她搬进了一个很高的楼里,住在第九层,但是她每次回家,她总是乘电梯到第六层就下来,然后走到第九层.为什么?)Because she was too short to press the ninth button.(她太矮了不能按到第九层的按钮.)19.Why can a bride hide nothing? （为什么新娘子什么也藏不住？）Because someone will give her away. （因为有人会揭发她。Give away 揭发，在婚礼上把新娘交给新郎）20.What starts with T ， ends with T， and can be full of T ？什么开始是T，结尾是T，还可能全是T？Teapot 是茶壶21.What has four eyes but cant see？什么有四只眼却看不见？The Mississippi 是密西西比河。Mississippi 单词中有四个“i”（four eyes）。22.Can you end a game of hide-and-seek with three letters？你能用三个字母结束捉迷藏的游戏吗？字母 U，音似You（你）。3ICU 字母 ICU，音似I see you（我看见你了）。23.What letter do most people fear most？大多数人最害怕什么字母？E “Its the end of life.”另一种理解是：它是生命的结束。24.What letter is an animal？什么字母是一种动物？The letter B即bee 蜜蜂25.Why are the letter Grand the letter Sin“gloves”closeto each other？为什么说在“gloves”这个单词中字母G 和字母S 关系密切？ Because there is love between them 因为它们有“爱”牵系着。26.If the green house is on the right side of the road，and the red house is on the left side of the road，where is the white house？假设绿房子在马路右边，红房子在马路左边，请问白房子在哪儿？In Washington，D. C.在华盛顿。27.What time must it be when the escaped hungry wolf ate the paymaster？逃跑了的饿狼吃掉出纳员是什么时候？8p.m.下午8点8 P.m.音似ate P.m.，而P.m.是 paymaster的缩写。paymaster n.（发放薪饷的）出纳员28.Why do people never feel hungry on a beach？为什么在沙滩上的人永远不会觉得饿？ Because of the sand which is there.因为那儿有沙子。the sand which is there音似 the sandwiches there（那里有三明治）。29.Why is an empty purse always the same？空钱包为什么总是老样子？Theres no change in it. 因为里面没有零钱。change n.零钱；变化30.Where can a dog get another tail？狗去哪里可以再弄到一条尾巴？At a retail store.在零售商店。31.What roof never keeps out the wet？ 什么屋顶不挡雨？The roof of the mouth.上颚。32.Why is Sunday the strongest day in a week？为什么说星期日是一周里最强壮的一天？The rest of the days are weak days.因为其余的日子都很弱小。weak adj.弱的，音似week weekdays指不包括星期日的那些天。但是，目前流行的看法是：weekdays指周一至周五，而weekends包括周六和周日。33.How does the sun affect weight？太阳如何影响重量？makes the day light使白天变轻34.Upon leaving the Cafe，one boy paid his bill，while his friend handed the cashier a slip of paper with the number 1004180 on it.The Cashiersmiled and let him pass without paying. Why？离开咖