冰河世纪2纯英文台词

TheMeltdown 冰河世纪2This global warming is killing me. This Is too hot, the Ice Age was too cold. What would it take to make you happy? This I like. Oh, no, you wont catch me. No running, James. Camprules. Make me, sloth. Make me, sir. Its all about respect. Water ball. Sammy, you just ate. Wait an hour. Hector, no, no, no, you cant pee-pee there. OK, there is fine. Ashley ,stop picking your. Pi? ata! Stop! Youre supposed to wear blind folds. OK. -Hey, its my turn to hit the sloth. -Mine. -Mine. -Mine. Hey, you didnt have any candy in you. -Lets bury him. -Yeah! Hey, whoa. Who said you kids could to rture the sloth? Manny, dont squash their creativity. Hey, Manny, Diego, my bad mammals-jammals. Wanna give a slotha hand? Look, I opened my camp. Campodel Sid. It means Camp of Sid. Congratulations. Youre now an idiot in two languages. Not in front of the k-i-d-z. These little guy slove me. Right, Billy? Dont make me eat you. They kid. Thats why theyre called kids. It old you, Sid. Youre not qualified to run a camp. What do qualifications have to do with child care? Besides, these kids look up to me. Im a role model to them. I can see that. You guys never think I can do any thing, but Im an equal member of this herd. I made this herd, so you need to start treating me with some respect. -Come on, Sid. -Sid, we were just kidding. Hey, lets play pin-the-tail-on-the-mammoth. Yeah! Sid! I can do stuff. Wont give me their stupid respect. Ill showem. And so, in the end, the little burro reached his mommy. And they lived happily everafter. -Good job. -Question. Why does the burro go home? Why doesnt he stay with the rabbits? Because.because he wanted to be with his family. He should go with the girlburro. Thats a better love story. OK, well, when you tell your burro story, thats what hell do. Burroi sade meaning name. Technically, its called awildass. Fine. The wildass boy came home to his wildass mother. See, thats why I called it a burro. Could the burro have a grazing problem? Then hed be morere latable. -Boring. -Its not believable. -Do burros eat their young? -Its not a good ending. Sometimes I throw up. They lived happily everafter. You cant get more satisfying than that. One big happy family. Thats the way its supposed to be. Wheres your big, happy family? Then the hungry tiger ate the pesky little kids. -You OK, buddy? -Sure. Why not? -I thought.-Story times over. The end. -Run for your lives! -Wheres everybody going? -The worlds coming to an end. What are you talking about? FastTony he says the worlds gonna flood. Folks, I holdin my hand a device so powerful, it can actually pull air right out of the sky. Yeah, right. Gather round, gather round. Pardon me, do you have gills, maam? So you cant breathe under water? My assistant here will demonstrate. Hey, I can smell the ocean. What are you doing? I cant sell that now. You suck air through your mouth, you moron. Through its design and sturdy construction, youll have plenty of air fore on stocome. Of course, results may vary. Why are you scaring everybody with this dooms day stuff? Im trying to make a living here,pal. Its my weather forecast. The five-day out look calls for intense flooding followed by the end of the world. And a slight chance of patchy sunshine later in the week. Comeon, dont listen to him. FastTony would sell his own mother for a grape. Are you making an offer? I mean, no, I would not.Havent you heard? The ice is melting. You see this ground, its cover edinice. A thousand years ago, it was cover edinice. A thousandy ears from now, it will still be ice. Say, buddy, not to cast a spersions on your survival in stincts or nothing, but havent mammoths pretty much go neextinct? -What are you talking about? About you being the last of your kind. Your breath smells like ants. Be that a sit may, whens the last time you saw another mammoth? Dont pay any attention to him. Mammoths cant go extinct. Theyre the biggest things on Earth. What about the dinosaurs? The dinosaurs got cocky and made enemies. Look. Some idiots going down the Eviscerator. Please tell me thats no tour idiot. OK, Im gonna jump on the count of three. One, two. Sid, dont move a muscle. Were coming up. Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Sorry. Two and three one-thousandths, two and four one-thousandths. Sid, what are you doing? Get down from there. No. Im gonna be the first to jump off the Eviscerator and then you guys are gonna have to show me some respect. The only respect youll get is respect for the dead. Come on, Manny, hes not that stupid. -But Ive been wrong before. -Geronimo! Hey, watch it. I cant breathe. I think I just coughed up my spleen. -Diego, retract the claws, please. -Right. Sorry. If I didnt know you better, Diego, Id think you were afraid of the water. OK, OK. Good thing I know you better. Guys. Fast Tony was right. Everything is melting. Its all gonna flood. Come on, we gotta warn them. Maybe we can rapidly evolve into water creatures. -Thats genius, Sid. Call me Squid. This whole things a piece of junk. I cant believe I live here. What? Forget reeds. I present you with this revolutionary gizmo we call bark. -Its so buoyant, it actually floats. -Ill show you something that floats. All right, its your funeral. See? This is exactly what Im talking about. Giants balls of furry lava the size of mammoths raining from the sky. Go suck air through a reed. Listen to him. Hes right about the flood. Iam? I mean, yes, Iam.Wait. You said there wasnt going to be a flood. Why should we listen to you? Because we saw whats up there. The dams gonna break. The entire valleys gonna flood. Floods real, all right. And its coming fast. Look around. Youre in a bowl. BowIs gonna fill up. Aint now a yout. What are we gonna do? Unless you make it to the end of the valley. Theres a boat. It can save you. -I dont see anything. -But yall better hurry. Grounds melting, walls tumbling, rocks crumbling. Survive that and youll be racing the water, cosin three days time, its gonn a hit the geyser fields. Boom! There is some good news, though. The more of youdie, the better Ieat. I didnt say it was good news for you. He must have been a real pleasure to have in class. Dam. All right, you heard the scary vulture. Lets move out. Manny, you really think theres a boat? I dont know, but in a few days, this place is gonna be under water. If theres any hope, its that way. Manny, lets go. Overturned glyptodont in the far right lane. Traffic backed up as far as the eye can see. And it looks like there might be a fatality. I call the dark meat. Come on, everybody, lets go. Come on, come, come, come. Getin. -Come on, Grandpa, come on. We have to go. Well, Im not leaving. I was born in this hole and Ill die in this hole. Do we have to bring this crap? -Im sure theres crap where were going. This was a gift from my mother. OK, keep it moving, keep it moving. Manny, I just heard youre going extinct. Hey, if you ever master hygiene, try working on sensitivity. -Im not going extinct.- Kids, look. The last mammoth. Well, you probably wont see another one of those again. See? OK, one, two, three. Where isJ ames? Stu. Come on, Stu. Lets blow this ice-cubestand. Stu. Folks, be the first in the valley to have your very own mobile home. -Shut up, Sid. -OK. Stop singing, Sid. Sid, Im going to fall on you again and this time I will kill you. OK, someone doesnt like the classics. What if youre right? What if I am the last mammoth? But Manny, look at the bright side, you have us. Not your most persuasive argument,Sid. -Mammoths?- I knew I couldnt be the last one. I felt it in my gut. Extinct? Come on. Hes up by a couple of fifths, ahead by a tusk. And hes beating Diego as Diegos coming round the corner. Sorry. My stomach hates me. Well, dont that put the stink in extinction? Nasty. Manny. I need to be alone for a while. You go on ahead. Ill catch up. One truly is the loneliest number. These work great. Cool. -Missed me, now you gotta kiss me.-Ill getem. -Whichendisup?-Idhidethatfacetoo. -Hey, ugly. -I gotta sit on that. Got cha. OK, Im going in. -Sid. -What? -Nice miss. Cover your side. -I felt some breeze in that one.-Smile. -Out of my way. -Hello. Over here. -Surrender? -Never. Cool. Smoke them. If any one asks, there were 50 ofem and they were rattlesnakes. -Here, kitty, kitty.- Big mistake, you miscreants. Miscreants? Diego, theyre possums. Retreat. I guess its just you and me now. I knew it. I knew I wasnt the only one. Everyone falls out of the tree now and then. They just dont admitit. Wait. What? Some of us have a tough time holding onto branches. Its not like were bats or something. We dont have wings to keep us up. And you were in the tree because.? I was looking for my brothers. They are always in trouble. Brothers? You mean theres more? Sure. -Theres lots of us.-Where? Everywhere. Under rocks. In holes in the ground. Usually we come out at night so birds dont carry us off. Help! Help! Help! Well, shave me down and call me a molerat. You found another mammoth. Where? Wait a minute. I thought mammoths were extinct. -What are you looking at me for? I dont know. Because youre a mammoth. Me? Dont be ridiculous. Im not a mammoth. Im a possum. Right. Good one. Im an ewt. This is my friend, the badger. And my other friend, the platypus. Why do I gotta be the platypus? Make him the platypus. -This guy giving you trouble, sis? -Sis? Thats right. These are my brothers. Possum, possum, possum. I dont think her tree goes all the way to the top branch. Manny, brink of extinctions a bad time to be picky. Hey, she should come with us. Areyouinsane?Noway. OK. Manny wants me to ask you if youd like to escape the flood with us. -Id rather be road kill. That can be arranged. Funny. Let me have a little word with my brothers. Ellie, are you crazy? Were not going with them. Look, well never make it in time if we only travel at night. These guys can protect us out in the open. What do you say? Why did you invite them? Cos you might be the only two mammoths left on Earth. He has a point. Sorry, when did I join this dating service? My brothers and I would be delighted to come with you. If you treat us nicely. See that? Thats the total opposite of nice. Maybe well have a snack before we hit the road. You want a piece of us? Lets go. Banzai! -I gotem.- Back! Back! You know the best part? Were carrying diseases. OK, thanks to Sid, were now travelling together. And like it or not, were going to be one big, happy family. Ill be the daddy, Ellie will be the mommy. And Diego will be the uncle who eats the kids who get on my nerves. Now, lets move it before the ground falls out from under our feet. I thought fatguys were supposed to be jolly. Im not fat. Its this fur, it makes me look big. -Its poofy.-OK. Hes fat. Escaping the flood is the perfect time to shed those unsightly pounds with FastTonys Disaster Diet. You, maam, you look like a big, fat, hairy beast.How would you like to lose a ton or two?Would I ever. Dont listen to him, Vera. Youre already thin as a twig. I also have the perfect cure for your eye sight, my blind friend. Well never make it at this pace. Ellie, itsOK, you can lose the camouflage. Youre safe. OK. Safe? Please. Crash, Eddie, you two go scope it out. -What you got? Perimeter all clear. -Roger that. One-niner, over. -Roger,over,victor. -Guys.-Allclear. Hawk! -What are you doing?-Playing dead. -Manny, why dont you do that? Because Im a mammoth. But youd do it for treats, right? Is he gone? Youre safe. Get up. Man. If you werent here, that hawk would have swooped down and snatched me for dinner. Thats how cousin Wilton went. Boy, I really feel for you. I do. I cant even imagine what itd be like to be the last one of your species. -Im not the last one. You brave, brave soul. Thats right. Dont give up hope. Ellie. Look at our foot prints. Theyre the same shape. Well, how do I know those arent your footprints? Well, then, look at our shadows. We match. Youre right. Theyre the same. You must be part possum. You wish. Diego, there are whole continents moving faster than you. We gotta catch up with the others. Hey. Knock it off. Cry me a river, blubber tooth tiger. Have some fun. The ice is thin enough without you two wearing it down. Diego, come on. The ice may be thin, but its strong enough to hold a ten-ton mammoth and a nine-ton possum. Mammal overboard! Ellie, get up. If you play dead, youll be dead. Look at me. Diego. Diego. Come on, Diego. Come on. This may sting a little. -What in the animal kingdom was that? I dont know. From now on, land-safe, water-not safe. That was the brave stthing Ive ever seen. -It was nothing.I.-Its not a compliment. To a possum, bravery is just dumb. -Yeah, were spineless.-Lily-livered. Maybe mammoths are going extinct because they get in danger. Maybe you should run away more. Good point. Thanks for the advice. Happy to help. Do you believe her? Bravery is dumb. Maybe you should run away more. Shes in furiating and stubborn and narrow-minded. You like her. -I do not. -Dont worry. Your secrets safe with me. -And so is yours.-What secret? You know, the one where you cant swim. Thats ridiculous. Fine. But were living in a melting world. Youre going to have to face your fear sooner or later. Almost there. -OK. Ready, Eddie? -Set. Lets roll. Wait for me. No brakes. Gotta roll. Meet you at the other end. So you think shes the girl for me? Yeah. Shes tons of fun and youre no fun at all. She completes you. Yeah. Hey, Manny. Can you pull back the tree and shoot me into the pond? -No.-Come on. You expect to impress with that attitude? I dont want to impress. Why are you trying to convince her shes a mammoth?Because thats what she is. I dont care if she thinks shes a possum. -You cant be two things.-Au contraire,Man-fered. Tell that to the bullfrog, chicken hawk or turtledove. Hes never gonna let upon you. Itll be easier on all of us if you just go with it. So what do you want me to do? Pull the tree and shoot me into the pond. I dont know. If youre too lame to do it, we can get Ellie. No,no,no.No, I can do it. I can do it. Yeah,yeah,yeah.Comeon,comeon. -Have you done this before? Only a million times. Farther, farther, farther. Perfect. Fire! Yeah! I can fly! Crash! Crash!Crash! -Crash, are you OK? What happened? -Manny shot him out of a tree. -Whats wrong with you? -He said he could do it. And you listened to him? Crash, what ever you do, dont goin to the light. Can I help in any way here? Youve done enough. -Are you happy now? -Crash, Crash, dont leave me. Whos gonna watch my back? Whos gonna be my wingman of mayhem? Whos gonna rollin that dung patch with me? Dung patch? -Wait. My legs.I can stand. He can stand. -I can run.- He can run. Its a miracle. Hallelujah! What can I say? Theyre boys. They make my life a little adventure. You guys are so dead. Thanks for embarrassing me. Not the face. Ellie, Ellie, me too. Shes not half bad. Crazy and confused, but sweet. So? So whats holding you back? My family. You can have that again, you know. No, Sid, I cant. OK, OK, but think about it. I mean, if you let this chance go, youre letting your whole species go and thats just.thats just selfish. I think Im starting to get through to him. -Wait,wait.I got you.-Slow poke. -Need help?-No,no. Just catching my breath. -Youre stuck.-I am not. All right, then, lets go. I cant. Im stuck. Dont you think that picking them up like this would be easier? Ellie? I know this place. You know, deep down, I knew I was different. I was a little bigger than the other possum kids. OK, a lot bigger. Now I under stand why the possum boys didnt find me appealing. Thats too bad, because as far as mammoths go, youre, -you know. -What? Attractive. -Really? -Sure. What about me is attractive? I dont know. Well, theres your butt. What about it? Its big. Youre just saying that. No, no, no, I mean it. Its huge. Biggest darn butt Ive ever seen. That is really sweet. What a crazy day. This morning I woke up a possum and now Im a mammoth. Boy, Manny sure took a big leap with Ellie today. Sure did. He stood on the shore of uncertainty and dove right in.Splash. Kind of brave, huh? The way he faced his fear. I wouldnt know. Sabres dont feel fear. Come on, all animals feel fear. Its wha tseparates us from, say, rocks. Rock shaven of ear. -Andtheysink.-Whatareyougettingat,Sid? It may surprise you to know that I, too, have experienced fear. No. You? Yeah. Yes, as impossible as it seems, the sloth has natural enemies that would like to harm or otherwisekillus. -I wonder why? -Jealousy, mostly. But the point is tha tfear is natural. Fear is for prey. Well, then, youre letting the water make you its prey. Just jump in and trust your in stincts. You know, most animals can swim as babies. And for a tiger, its like crawling