中美文化差异小故事

中美文化差异的一个小例子 昨天中午不知道怎么忽然打嗝，DC said:my grandmother told me, if you are burping, it means you are lying;JH said:My grandmother told me, if you are burping, it means you are hiding something;我告诉他们：My grandmother told me, if you are burping, it means you are eating by yourself without sharing with others.他们听完以后沉默了。教育的出发点都是好的。但是他们是要诚实，说明你不诚实；我们要的是大家分享，说明我们有的时候自私的。为什么我奶奶没有说要我诚实，因为诚实对我们来讲从来不是一个问题。很多人告诉我：DC always lies。我的发现也证明了这一点。文化差异是存在的。比一下就除了高低。shame on Americans.Im Trying to Stop ItBoy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it.“孩子，你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵？它感染了吗？”“没有，老师。可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进，一个耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面。”“Im sorry ，Madam ，but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boys tooth .”“Twenty d ollars! Why ，I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!”“Yes ，but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office .”“对不起，夫人，为您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。”“20美元！为什么？不是说好只要4美元。”“是的，但是你的孩子大喊大叫，把另外四个病人吓跑了。”TWO： Teacher：We all know that beat causes an object to expand an cold cauese it to contract. Now，can anyone give me a good example?John：Well ，in the summer the days are long，and in the winter the days are short.老师：我们都知道热胀冷缩的道理。现在，谁给我举个例子？约翰：嗯，在夏天天都长，在冬天天都短。Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,School-Go slow.老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,就看见一个牌子上写着学校-慢行.Let me take it downAn elephant said to a mouse ,no doubt that you are the smallest znd most useless thing that Ihave e ver seen .Pless ,say it again .Let me take it down .the mouse said .I will tell a flea what I know.为我所用一头大象对一只小老鼠说：“你无疑是我见过的最小、最没用的东西。”“请再说一遍，让我把它记下来。”老鼠说。“我要讲给我认识的一只跳蚤听Where is the egg?Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word egg?Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday.Teacher:Then where is the “egg?Student:In the cake,Sir.鸡蛋在哪里？老师：你能用“鸡蛋”一词造句吗？学生：可以。我昨天吃了一块蛋糕。老师：“鸡蛋”在哪？学生：在蛋糕里，先生继续追问： 可不可以长一些?补充回答： Tom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old. Once he goes to a cinema. It is the first time for him to do that. He buys a ticket and goes in. But after two or three minutes he comes out, and buys the second ticket and goes in again. After a few minutes he comes out again and buys the third ticket. Two or three minutes after that he comes out and asks for another ticket. But a girl asks him,“Why do you buy so many tickets? How many friends do you meet?” “No, I have no friends here, but a big woman always stops me at the door and cuts up my ticket.”After Keating had learnt the fine art training course conducted by the Childrens Palace for two years,he draw a portrait by the fauvism for his father as his birthday gift.Looking at hisownportrait painting , his father felt a pang of pain, saying:Youd better add the to it and convert it into a gorilla.汤姆是个小孩， 他才7岁。 当他去电影院的时候。那时他第一次去。他买了张票进去了。 但没过两三分钟他就出来了，然后买了第二张票又进去了。 几分钟后他又出来买了第三张票。 接着两三分钟后他又出来买票。 一个女的问她，“你为什么要买那么多票啊? 你见到了几个朋友？ 没有， 我里面没朋友， 但是每当我进门的时候一位大的女人老把我的票给剪了英语幽默小故事 A Boy with a Big HeadDont listen to them, his mother said, You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store to buy twenty pounds of patotoes.Where is the shopping bag?I havent got one-use your hat大头娃娃一个小男孩向他母亲哭诉道：“他们都取笑我，说我脑袋大。” “别听他们的，”他母亲安慰道，“你有一个很漂亮的脑袋。好啦，别哭了，去商店买十斤土豆来。”“购物袋在哪儿？”“没购物袋了-就用你的帽子吧。”一天,一歹徒偷了一只鸡,跑到河边,把鸡毛拔光了,准备杀鸡,突然一警察来了,歹徒慌忙把鸡子扔进了河里,警察问道:“你在干什么?”歹徒“灵机”一动,说道:“鸡子在河里洗澡,我给它看着衣服。”One day, a scoundrel stole a chicken.He ran to the river, and pulled all its feather. Just as he was ready to kill chickens, suddenly a policeman came. The scoundrel h