儿童英语笑话【五篇】

儿童英语笑话【五篇】 【篇一】 Teacher： We all know that heat causes an object to expand and cold causes it to contract. Now, can anyone give me a good example? John： Well, in the summer the days are long, and in the winter the days are short. 老师：我们都知道热胀冷缩的道理。现在，谁给我举个例子？ 约翰：嗯，在夏天天都长，在冬天天都短。 【篇二】 Son： Dad, give me a dime. Father： Son, dont you think youre getting too big to be forever begging for dimes? Son： I guess youre right, Dad, Give me a dollar, will you? 儿子：爸爸，给我一角钱。 父亲：儿子，你不认为你已经长大了，不该再老是一角一角地要钱了，不是吗？ 儿子：爸爸，我想你是对的，那给我一块钱行吗？ 【篇三】 Teacher： Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today? Student： Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years. 老师：如果莎士比亚还活着，他会是一名伟人吗？ 学生：当然。因为到当前为止，还没有人活到400多岁。 【篇四】 Child： My uncle has 1000 men under him. Man： He is really somebody. What does do? Child： A maintenance man in a cemetery 小孩：我叔叔下面有1000个人。 男人：他真是一个大人物。他是干什么的？ 小孩：墓地守墓人。 【篇五】 Tom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old. Once he goes to a cinema. It is the first time for him to do that. He buys a ticket and goes in. But after two or three minutes he comes out, and buys the second ticket and goes in again. After a few minutes he comes out again and buys the third ticket. Two or three minutes after that he comes out and asks for another ticket. But a girl asks him, Why do you buy so many tickets? How many friends do you meet? No, I have no friends here, but a big woman always stops me at the door and cuts up my ticket. 汤姆是个小孩， 他才7岁。 当他去电影院的时候，那时他第一次去。他买了张票进去了。 但没过两三分钟他就出来了，然后买了第二张票又进去了。几分钟后他又出来买了第三张票，接着两三