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1、who burnt the old summer palace?chapter 1 it is a history class, the teacher is telling the class about the old summer palace.老师:long long ago, the old summer palace was a wonder. it was beautiful.but it was burnt by baguolianjun.土豪儿子: (睡觉,打呼。)老师: 尚百万,stand up! do you know who burnt the old summer p
2、alace?土豪儿子:what?(打哈欠)同学(小声告诉他):who burnt the old summer palace?土豪儿子(自言自语):who burnt the old the old summer palace? how can i know? anyway it is not me!老师(生气,喊):who burned it?!土豪儿子(生气的反驳):it is not me! it is not me! im honest. if i see the fire, i always call the 119! who care who burn it!(下课铃声)老师(无奈
3、):ok,class is over, goodbye boys and girls.全体学生(起立):thank you,teacher.(鞠躬)goodbye,miss wu. chapter 2老师(敲门),土豪爸爸(开门):oh,miss wu, come in, please. sit down, please.what would you like to drink? coffee, juice, 碧螺春,西湖龙井,毛尖,卡布奇诺,摩卡,香榭丽or 乌龙茶 ?老师:water, please.土豪爸爸:ok。(倒一杯水递给吴老师)here you are.老师:thank you.
4、(停顿数秒)i cant bear your son any more!he said he didnt burned the old summer palace.土豪:please calm down.clam down. i feel very sorry about it.老师离开土豪家,土豪和儿子送客。土豪(转身抓住儿子):did you do it?!土豪儿子:no i didnt! no i didnt! 土豪:really? if so, who burnt the old summer palace?儿子:why you beat me? i am your son. dont
5、 you feel heart hurt?土豪:hurt what? i just want to know who burn the old summer palace? you?土豪儿子:ok, i did it ! i did it. oh my god!who can help me? i am go bananas!土豪(打电话): hello ,this is 尚百万s father. my son burnt the old summer palace! how much ? ill pay and make a new one!chapter 3 in the head mas
6、ters office老师: my headmaster, i cant understand my student.he said he burned the old summer palace!校长:it happened! so just ask his father to build a new one!老师:what?oh my god!chapter 4老师(拨电话):110,oh,police, come here, please, i need your help.警察: who killed the old summer palace?老师: the old summer p
7、alace is a place!警察: oh.who burned the old summer palace?土豪: my dear policeman, my son did it.警察: how old is he?土豪:10 years old.警察: it is impossible!土豪: yes, i think somebody said bad words to my son!警察: dont worry. i will find him.老师: ok.dont waste time! i did it!i did it! i burnt the old summer pa
8、lace!警察:ok lets go to the police office.旁白:we have seen this story. it likes a joke. nobody knows what the old summer palace is. the old summer palace is a great history place in china. we are proud of it. so we must study hard .we must be a good man! we dont want to be a man like them.so just be yo
9、ur best. (全体演员排成一排谢幕。)thank you.场景1旁白:这是一节历史课,老师正在向孩子们讲授圆明园。在课堂上,有着一位土豪(rich)的儿子,土豪的儿子学习成绩不佳 ,不仅与周公下起了象棋(sleep deeply),也打起了呼噜(动作)。突然,老师:xxx,请问圆明园是谁烧的,土豪儿子:什么?啊?同学1:老师问你圆明园是谁烧的。土豪儿子(喃喃自语):我哪知道谁烧的,反正不是我烧的。老师怒吼:谁烧的?土豪大叫:不是我烧的!我这么诚实!看到火灾从来都打119!怎么可能是我!这时下课了场景2放学后老师怒气冲冲的到土豪家告状:你儿子最近上课越来越不像话(worse and wor
10、se)了,他竟然说他没有烧圆明园。土豪爸爸笑着说:老师您消消气(calm down ),我会问清楚的老师默不作声的走了。土豪儿子被他爸一顿毒打,边打爸爸边问:说圆明园谁烧的?是不是你烧的啊?儿子哭叫:不是我烧的,不是我烧的。我是你儿子,你打我你不心疼吗?待添加的隐藏文字内容3爸爸:到底是不是儿子:是我!是我烧的!呜呜呜呜!谁来帮帮我,我要疯了!第二天他爸打电话给老师说:昨晚他已经承认圆明园是他烧的了!- 老师,无论多少钱,我们家都赔!场景3第二天,历史老师愤怒,对校长说,校长,我无法忍受我的学生了,他说他烧了圆明园!校长听了:烧了就烧了吧,让他爸爸在建一个就是了。老师:我的天啊!老师气愤不过,找到了警察局,警察来了之后询问警察:谁烧了圆明园啊?老师:圆明园是个地方。警察:哦,谁烧了圆明园啊?父亲:敬爱的长官,是我的儿子警察:你儿子多大了父亲:10岁警察:不可能!父亲:我也这么认为的,肯定有人说了我儿子的坏话警察:好
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