老友记第一季第一集台词以及讲解

1、丁小文：Rachel王润苗：Monica朱楠楠：Phoebe宋明冬：Chandler刘阿庆：Ross杨鹏：JoeyScene: Central Park, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.Central Park: 中央公园，坐落于纽约曼哈顿市中心 -Monica: Theres nothing to tell! Hes just some guy I work with!没什么好说的！他不过是我的同事！-Joey: Cmon, youre going out with the guy! Theres gotta be somethin

2、g wrong with him!少来了，你和那个人一起出去！和你交往的男人一定有问题！-Chandler: All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?打住，Joey，嘴下留德。他驼背？既驼背又带假发？-Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk?慢着，他吃粉笔吗？ (They all stare, bemused.)stare: 盯，凝视 bemuse: 发呆 -Phoebe: Just, cause, I dont want her to go through what

3、 I went through with Carl- oh!我只是不想她重蹈我和Carl的覆辙。-Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. Its just two people going out to dinner and not having sex.各位别急，这不算约会。我们不过是出去吃晚餐，而且没做爱。-Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.听起来好像是说我的约会。 Time Lapselapse: 飞逝 -Chandler: Alright, so Im back in high

4、school, Im standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked.记得中学时代的梦，我站在自助餐厅，突然发现自己全身赤裸。-All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream.我做过那样的梦。-Chandler: Then I look down, and I realize theres a phone. there.我低头一看，看见有一支电话在那儿。-Joey: Instead of.?而不是？-Chandler: Thats right.没错。-Joey: Never had

5、that dream.我没做过那样的梦-Phoebe: No.没有。-Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I dont know what to do, everybody starts looking at me.那支电话突然响起，而我不知道怎么办，每个人都开始望着我。-Monica: And they werent looking at you before?!他们以前不看你吗？！-Chandler: Finally, I figure Id better answer it, and it turns out

6、its my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me!终于，我认为我应该接，结果是我妈打来，我感到很奇怪，因为我妈不曾打过电话给我！ Time Lapse, Ross has entered.enter: 进来 -Ross: (mortified) Hi.嗨。-Joey: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself. wanna=want to 仅用口语这家伙向我打招呼时我就想自杀。-Monica: Are you okay, sweetie?你还好吧？-Ross: I j

7、ust feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck.我感觉有人把手伸入我的喉咙，抓起我的肠子，从我的口中取出，然后绑在我脖子上【大话西游里面一开始孙猴子发狠就是这样子讲的，不知道是谁抄袭谁，这里Ross用来形容妻子Carol是Lesbian并同他离婚后的心情。】-Chandler: Cookie?饼干？-Monica: (explaining to the others) Carol moved

8、 her stuff out today.Carol今天把她的东西搬走了。-Joey: Ohh.哦-Monica: (to Ross) Let me get you some coffee.我帮你泡杯咖啡-Ross: Thanks. 谢谢-Phoebe: Ooh! Oh! (She starts to pluck at the air just in front of Ross.) 哦-Ross: No, no dont! Stop cleansing my aura! No, just leave my aura alone, okay?【然后当Ross坐下来之后，旁边的Phoebe想帮Ro

9、ss除下晦气（Phoebe就是这么的相信神鬼之说）】不要别清理我的灵气。可是别碰我的灵气就是了。 -Phoebe: Fine! Be murky!好吧，保持晦气！-Ross: Ill be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope shell be very happy.我会没事的，真的，我祝她幸福。-Monica: No you dont.不，你不会的。-Ross: No I dont, to hell with her, she left me!我不会的，去她的，她甩掉我！-Joey: And you never knew she was a lesb

10、ian.而且你一直都不知道她是女同性恋者。-Ross: No! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didnt know, how should I know?【Why does everyone keep fixating on that?意思是为什么你们总是提起那件事呢？因为Joey又提到了Ross妻子Carol是lesbian的事儿，Ross非常恼火，于是冒出这样一句】没有！行了吧？！为何大家都围着这个话题打转？连她不知道，我怎会知道。-Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian

11、. (They all stare at him.) Did I say that out loud?有时真希望自己也是个女同志。我刚刚大声说出来了吗？-Ross: I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well.昨晚我告诉我父母，他们好像还挺好。-Monica: Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman at sobbing 3:00 A.M.,真的吗，凌晨三点我接到一个电话，一个女人歇斯底里地向我哭诉，Ill never have

12、 grandchildren, Ill never have grandchildren. was what? A wrong number? grandchildren: 孙儿女们“我不能抱孙子了，我不能抱孙子了。”那是什么？打错了？-Ross: Sorry. 对不起-Joey: Alright Ross, look. Youre feeling a lot of pain right now. Youre angry. Youre hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is?别闷闷不乐了，Ross。你现在很痛苦。你一肚子火,心如刀割。我能告诉你解决

13、之道吗？ (Ross gestures his consent.)-Joey: Strip joint! Cmon, youre single! Have some hormones!脱衣舞酒店。你单身，有性需求。-Ross: I dont want to be single, okay? I just. I just- I just wanna be married again!我不想单身的。我只想再结婚。 (Rachel enters in a wet wedding dress and starts to search the room.)-Chandler: And I just wa

14、nt a million dollars! (He extends his hand hopefully.)我只想要一百万！-Monica: Rachel?!Rachel?-Rachel: Oh God Monica hi! Thank God!天啊，Monica，谢天谢地！I just went to your building and you werent there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!我到过你的住处，你不在。有个拿着一根大榔头的人说你可能会在这儿，

15、结果你真的在这儿。-Waitress: Can I get you some coffee?来杯咖啡吗？-Monica: (pointing at Rachel) De-caff. (to All) Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor.无咖啡因的,各位，她叫Rachel，另一位从林肯高中生存下来的人。(to Rachel) This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross

16、?这位叫Chandler，Phoebe，Joey。还记得我哥Ross吗？-Rachel: Hi, sure!当然，嗨。-Ross: Hi. 嗨(They go to hug but Rosss umbrella opens. He sits back down defeated again. A moment of silence follows as Rachel sits and the others expect her to explain.)-Monica: So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for wet bridesmaids

17、? wanna= want to bridesmaids: 伴娘你想现在告诉我们，还是等伴娘来再说？-Rachel: Oh God. well, it started about a half hour before the wedding.婚礼前半个小时发生了变数。I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents,我在堆放礼物的房间里，and I was looking at this gravy boat.看着船形卤肉盘，This really gorgeous Lamauge gravy boat.非常漂亮的船形卤肉盘，Wh

18、en all of a sudden突然间. (to the waitress that brought her coffee)waitress: 女服务员-Rachel: Sweet n Low?低糖吗？I realized that I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry!我了解船形卤肉盘此Barry更能引起我的“性趣”And then I got really freaked out,我自己都吓了一跳，and thats when it hit me: how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head.Barry愈看愈像猪头先生。You know, I mean, I always knew looked familiar,我一直都认为他很眼熟。but. Anyway, I just had to get out of there,总之,我必须离开。and I started wondering Why am I doing this, and who am I doing this for?.我开始想，我为何这么做？我为谁这样做？(to Monica) So anyway I just did