(音标版)林克妈妈幽默小故事L1-16

1、【精品文档】如有侵权，请联系网站删除，仅供学习与交流(音标版)林克妈妈幽默小故事L1-16.精品文档.Lesson 1 A Cats Foreign'frin Language'lægwd The mother ratræt and her babies are playing in the garden. A fat cat is coming to catchkæt them for dinner.The mother rat and her babies try to run away. But the baby rats cant run

2、very fastf:st. The cat is getting closer'klz and closer. Suddenly'sdnli, the mother rat stopsstp running and turnst:n around'rand. She shoutsats at the cat like an angry dog, “Woofwf, woof, woof.” The cat is afraid'fred and runs away.The mother rat turns to her babies, and sayssez, “

3、You see how importantm'p:tnt it is to learn a foreign language.”Lesson 2 It Is Part p:t of the Game Mom is washing plates in the kitchen. Kate and her brother Dave are playing games in the living room. Kate is making a lot of noisenz. Mom says, “Kate, why do you yellyel and screamskri:m so much?

4、 Youre going to wake up your grandma. Please play quietly'kwatl like Dave. See, he doesnt make a soundsand.” “Of course, he doesnt. Mom, its part of the game we are playing. He is daddy coming home latelet, and Im you.”Lesson 3 The Best best Present 'prez()ntBen ben and Tedted are good

5、friends. They always play together t'geð.One day, Ted sees a water gun gn in Bens hand, and he asks, “Who gave ev you the gun?”“My grandpa,” Ben says, “and this is the best present Ive ever 'ev hadhæd.”“Why?” Ted asks.“When I play with it, I get everything 'evr wet wet. So my m

6、om gives me five dollars 'dl for not playing with it.” Ben answers.Lesson 4 I Have His Ear in My Pocket 'pktTimtim is a naughty 'n:t boy. He often fightsfat with his classmates at school. One day, Tim comes home with a bloody 'bld nose nz. His mother asks, “Tim, what happened

7、9;hæp()nd?”“A big kid bit bt me.” Tim answers.His mother is very angry to hear this.“ Would wd you recognize 'reknaz him if you saws:him again 'gen?” asks his mother.“Id know n him anywhere 'enwe.” Says Tim, “I have his ear in my pocket.”Lesson 5 My Dog Doesnt BitebatMike walks

8、 into a petpet shop and sees a little white dog. He asks the shopkeeper'pki:p, “Does your dog bite?”The shopkeeper says, “No, my dog doesnt bite.”“What a nice dog,” Mike says to himselfhm'self. Then he bends bend down and triestraiz to touch tt the dog. The dog bites him.“Ouchat!” he cr

9、ies kra, “You saidsed your dog did not bite!”The shopkeeper replies r'pla, “That is not my dog.”Lesson 6 I Was Not Lost lstBob is an old man. He often walks his dog in the streetstri:t after dinner and comes back home at seven oclock.One evening, a car stops at his house. A policemanp'li:smn

10、 helps Bob get out of the car. The policeman says to Bobs wifewaf, “This old man gott lost in the street. He asked me to take him home in the car.”After the policeman leavesli:vz, Bobs wife asks, “ Bob, you go to that street every day. How couldkd you get lost?”“I was not lost. It was too hot. I jus

11、tdst didnt want to go home on foot,” Bob answers.Lesson 7 I Broke brk Them All.Little Rose rz is watching TV. Her mother asks. “Rose, whats on TV?”“A guy ga is drinking a glass gl:s of coke kk through ru: his nose.”“Stop watching that stupid 'stju:pd thing. Please go to the shop and buy some egg

12、s for me.” “Okay, mom.” “Be careful 'kefl not to choose tu:z any bad bæd ones wnz.”Halfh:f an hour later'let, Rose comes back home with a yellow plastic'plæstk bag. Her mother takes the bag, and looks insiden'sad. “What is it?” she asks. “Eggs, of course k:s!” Rose says, “I

13、 broke them all. Every one is good.”“Are you joking'dk?” her mother asks.Lesson 8 A Man with a GunIts a sunny day. A woman gets off the bus and goes into a butcher'bt shop to buy some meat. A strangestren(d) man follows'fl her into the shop and standsstænd behind her. Suddenly the w

14、oman screamsskri:m, and the man turns and runs out of the shop. At that time, some policemen p'li:smn are passing'p:s by. They find a gun in the mans pocket. The man is a robber'rb.“Madam'mædm, thank you very much. Your scream savedsevd me,” the butcher says, “but how did you kn

15、ow he was a robber?”“I didnt know,” repliesr'pla the woman, “ I screamed because the meat was too expensivek'spensv.”Lesson 9 Justdst Use a PencilTom is a little boy. He is cute, but also very naughty. 'n:t One evening, he eats a ballponit 'b:lpnt pen.His mom quickly'kwkli calls

16、the doctor, “Excuse me, doctor, my son ate a ballpoint pen. Please come to my house at oncewns.” “Im sorry, but it is too late. Im already:l'redi in bed.” The doctor refusesr'fju:z to help.“Then what shallæl I do?” the mother says anxiously 'æksl.“Dont worry'wri, mom. You c

17、an just use a pencil,” Tom says in painpen.Lesson 10 A Smart sm:t Answer ':ns(r)Marks m:k father has a farm. Its farf:(r) away'we from the city. One day Mark goes to the farm with his father by car.On the farm, Mark sees many hens. He looks at the hens and a question 'kwestn comes to his

18、 mindmand. He asks his father, “Why are the hens legs so short, dad?”Marks father smilessmal and says, “If the hens lesg are long, they will dropdrp their eggs into'ntu piecespi:s.”“Dad, you are so smart. You know everything'evr.” Mark says.Lesson 11 Im the DriverSchool is over. My sister an

19、d I are hurrying'hr home for dinner. We fight faitour way onto'ntu the bus. The bus is really crowded'kradd. Just then, we see a man trying to get on, but no one gives way to him. “Hey, let me get on the bus!” the man shouts.“Its too crowded. Youd better take the next bus,” a passenger &

20、#39;pæsnd(r) says to him.“But you cant go without w'ðat me. Im the driver!” the man answers.Lesson 12 A Bedtime Story about BirdsIts time for bed. Mary takes off her skirt and puts on her pajamas p'd:mz. But she isnt sleepy'sli:p at all. So the little girl asks her mother to te

21、ll her a very,very long story, or she is not going to bed. So her mother begins b'n to tell her a story like this, “There is a very big old house, and there is some rice in it. One day, a big bird goes into the house and comes out with a grain gren of rice. Then another'nð(r) bird goes

22、into the house and comes out with a grain of rice. Then a third bird goes into the house and comes out with a grain of rice. Then a fourth bird Then a fifthff bird”“Stop, stop! I want to sleep,” Mary shoutsats.Lesson 13 A Badbæd School Report r'p:tFord was bornb:n in the year of the horse.

23、He is a third-grade student. He likes playing sports, but doesnt like his lessons. His father is forty years old and has a short temper 'temp(r). One day, Ford gets his school report, and it is not a good one.Ford knows what will happen 'hæpn if his farher sees the report, but he has to

24、 ask his father to signsan it. At last, he has a good idea.In the evening, Ford turns off the light. The room is very dark. Then he gives his father the school report, and says, “Can you sign it in the darkd:k, dad?” His father says proudly'pradli, “Of course I can.” Ford gets what he wants.Less

25、on 14 The Nurse Should Give Me Some MoneyOne day, Joe is ill. His mother takes him to the hospital. The doctor asks the nurse to give him an injection n'dekn. Joe crieskra for a long time.“Dear son, dont cry. Youll feel better after ':ft(r) a while wal.”When Joe turns around 'rand, he se

26、es his mother take out some money from her purse p:s and give it to the nurse.Joe says angrily'ærl, “No, she hurth:t me. She made me cry. She shouldd give me some money.”Lesson 15 A Different Roast rst Every DayJack puts on his thickk coat and leaves home for his winter holiday. He takes a boat to a small island'alnd and wants to stay there for two weeks. But four days later'let(r), he is back home. His mother asks why.“On the first day, a goat died, and we had roast mutton 'mtn for dinner,” Jack says, “