100 Things to Do Before High School《高中前要做的一百件事（2014）》第一季第八集完整中英文对照剧本

1、Superheroes- it seems like超级英雄 似乎they're all around us these days:这几天都是他们的影子on the Web, on our TVs,网上 电视里and in every movie everywhere.电影里 他们无处不在Super humans with amazing super powers saving our world.超人靠着自己无可匹敌的超能力拯救了世界But have you ever noticed regular humans但你注意过吗 有的人with talents that seem, we

2、ll, super-powered?似乎真的有超能力Paul Schmolitor the hall monitor's super 'stache纠察队长保罗·史马利特的超能胡须can freeze sixth-graders可以让六年级学生right in their tracks.瞬间石化Some even seem to be multi-powered.有的人甚至像是有多种超能力Her Highness, Mindy Minus, can summon super sidekicks公主殿下明蒂·麦纳斯打一个响指with a snap of her

3、 fingers.就可以召齐她的超级跟班And move boys with just a wave of her hands.挥一挥手 男生自动退散And watching all these super powers got me thinking.看到这些超能力的我陷入了沉思Good morning,早上好best friend. oh, uh-oh.好朋友 哦 不好She's got that look in her eye.她这小眼神儿I'm nervous.我有点紧张Gentlemen!先生们We are going to find our super powers

4、.我们要寻找自己的超能力Cool!好酷Yeah, one problem.但有一个问题Super powers超能力aren't real.是假的As in our universe, it's not a thing.我们的世界里不存在这种东西It is now.现在存在了6:00, it's Monday morning周一早晨六点刚醒Life can strike without a warning生活有时毫无预警Get up, get out, get on起床出发打起精神It's a brand-new day开始全新的一天Find the dream

5、 and never stop, yeah找寻梦想 永不言弃You got your friends to back you up, yeah朋友是你坚强的后盾You crash and burn, so what?失败何惧 跌倒何妨It's a brand-new day又是全新的一天No matter what they say闲言碎语不必理会Just shout until you turn around尽情呐喊 潇洒转身And blast the past away烦恼全部丢在身后It's a brand-new day又是全新的一天Yesterday is gone,

6、 the game is on昨天已成历史 好戏即将上演It's time to jump and take a leap of faith勇敢跳出束缚 与我一同冒险It's a brand-new day开始全新的一天Okay.好了two things.两件事One, whatever shampoo you switched to, good call.一 不管你换了什么洗发水 这个选择不错You can never have too much freesia.小苍兰的味道怎么也闻不厌And two.二We go to middle school, not super sc

7、hool.我们上的是初中 不是超能力学校Yet. Paul has a super 'stache,话虽如此 但保罗有超能胡须Mindy can move boys away with a mega wave,明蒂一挥手 男生全退散and Mark Chernoff can clear out a room马克·切尔诺夫一个大后炮with one turbo back blast.可以赶走一教室的人It wasn't me!不是我♥干♥的Look. to get the max out of middle school听着

8、为了充分利用初中时间and prepare ourselves for high school,为高中做准备we all agreed to do 100 awesome things.我们都同意完成一百件有意义的事And what's awesomer than finding our super power还有什么比找寻自己的超能力更有意义呢and what are you doing?你在做什么Finding my heat vision.找寻火热的自己I want heat vision.我要燃烧See what you started?看你干的好事These are your

9、 morning announcements.下面是晨间通知The pep rally for the basketball team.为篮球队加油Is your book getting hotter?你的书有没有热一点Stop.打住'Cause we're not actually finding a super power.因为我们不是真的要找超能力We're finding what makes us, you know, special.我们要找的是可以让我们显得与众不同的事And yours is obvious.你的超能力显而易见You're su

10、per handsome.你超级帅Really?真的吗Okay, look at those girls.看看那些女生Now. smile.现在 微笑Not a lot of people can do that.能做到这个的人不多But I don't want to be handsome!但我不想那么帅Yes, you do.站着说话不腰疼So. what's your super power?那么 你的超能力是什么Isn't it obvious? No.难道还不够明显吗 不明显I have a super brain!我有一个超强大脑I'm the s

11、martest kid in school.我是学校里最聪明的学生Ask me any question, go on.随便问我点什么 来吧Super brain.超强大脑Okay.好吧What's my super power?我的超能力是什么Good morning, Pootatuck students.早上好 普塔塔克的同学们This is your principal and we are having a fire drill.我是校长 我们现在要进行消防演习Please get up calmly and exit your classroom.站起来 保持冷静 离开教室

12、Okay, faster than that.好了 动作快点No one's in the hallway yet.走廊里还没人呢Okay, forget the calm part.好吧 把冷静两个字忘掉Just get out of the school!快到学校外面来This fire drill was a huge fail!这场消防演习是一个巨大的失败Fail!失败You should never use those你不能用灭火器unless there's a real emergency.除非真的有紧急情况Just saying.只是说说Northbury Mi

13、ddle School北伯里中学的has the fastest drill time in the district,消防疏散时间是全区最短的but Pootatuck has a new sheriff.但普塔塔克有了新的头儿Sheriff Me.就是我and we will keep doing fire drills我们在破区纪录之前until this school sets the district record.会一直进行消防演习And a few more things.还有几件事I have a super brain.我有超强大脑That's my power.我的

14、超能力就是这个Check Fenwick off the list.可以把芬威克的名字划掉了If you want me to.如果你真的想这样的话Stop dawdling!别磨磨蹭蹭的Learn to move.学会快速行动Forget heat vision.别管火热小脆了What do you think about flying?你觉得飞怎么样Flying's gonna be a tough one.这有点难度啊I'm gonna get a cape!我会披披风的So speed it up, people.动作快点会死吗It's not like we

15、have super powers我们又没有超能力and can turbo thrust our way out of class.不能把自己喷出教室You shouldn't be doing that for a number of reasons.不管怎样你都不应该这么做Back to class, everyone!所有人回♥教♥室So, after I quickly calculated我快速地算了一下we needed to shave 3.2 minutes off the fire drill record,发现我们需要少

16、花3.2分钟才能打破纪录I thought maybe my super power was Mathletics.所以我想 我的超能力可能在奥数上I've always done well in math,我的数学一直挺不错的so if I surrounded myself with the right people,所以如果我周围都是数学高手perhaps I could unlock my Mathletic powers.也许我的奥数超能力就能被激发出来I couldn't.现实好残酷But.但是perhaps inside me was a super-powere

17、d artist也许我有超能艺术家的潜质呢ready to unleash my imagination onto the canvas.准备好在帆布上挥洒想象力Nope. not an artist.呵呵 离艺术家远着呢But superheroes do not give up.但超级英雄才不会轻易放弃and neither do I.我也不会So I wondered if maybe my super power was in sports.所以我想 说不定我的超能力在体育方面呢All right, Martin, just kick that sports ball into tha

18、t goal好了 马丁 把球想象成你最厌恶的敌人like it's your worst enemy.狠狠一脚踢进球门Should we be doing this in the hall?我们可以在走廊里踢球吗Just unleash the fire!快释放内心的热火Yikes!哎呀I am not super-sporty.我在体育方面没有造诣Fail! Again!又失败了What if this were a real fire?如果这次真有大火呢It's not like we can我们又没有火箭靴blast our way out of class可以把我们wi

19、th rocket boots!喷出教室Rocket boots!火箭靴Using those in non-emergency situations is illegal.在非紧急情况下使用这些是违法的But effective, right?但是很有效 是吧Here, get me a new one of these.拿着 再给我拿个新的来This is out of juice.这个用完了No.不Move!行动Why are you staring? It's a drill!你们在看什么 这是消防演习Do you know what a drill means?你们知道演习是

20、什么意思吗So Principal Hader所以黑德校长still hadn't set the fire drill record,还没有打破消防演习的时间纪录and by lunch, me and the guys午餐时间到了 我和男生还是没有still hadn't found our super powers.找到我们的超能力like Mindy's "Move boys away with her hands."就像明蒂那个一挥手赶走男生的超能力And how does she do that?她是怎么做到的You know how I

21、 know my brain is super-powered?你知道为什么我会知道自己有超强大脑吗'Cause I can read people.因为我读得懂人I know what they're thinking.我知道他们在想什么See that girl over there?看到那边的女生了吗I know she's sad我知道她很悲伤because her friends clearly aren't supportive.因为她的朋友很明显不支持她Or she's got carrots in her nose.或者只是她的鼻子里插着

22、胡萝卜I'm not really getting the whole super-brainy.我不太明白超强大脑这事Well, at least I'm not superbleachy. What?至少我没有用超多的漂白剂 什么Tell your mom to stop using so much bleach in your laundry.让你妈妈在洗衣服的时候别用那么多漂白剂了It's burning my septum.我的隔膜都在抗♥议♥了A cape?披风CJ got it for me.CJ给我的I ask

23、ed Lunch Lady if she had an extra tablecloth.我问食堂大妈有没有多余的桌布Now. who needs their beverage cooled现在 谁想让冰山美男with my ice breath?冷冻自己的饮料Might be a little cooler.可能是冷了一点I got nothing.我一点感觉都没有So. what do you guys think my super power is?你们觉得我有什么超能力You know. what makes me stand out?你们懂的 让我脱颖而出的事What makes m

24、e unique?什么让我独一无二Uh. you know. you're.呃 你懂的 你呢clean.很干净Oh, and you're an awesome cape finder.哦 你找披风的本领也好得不要不要的Come on.拜托What makes me super?让我与众不同的事有哪些You know, different from everyone else?跟别人都不一样Uh. You know.呃 你懂的You do the thing with. The thing.你这个 那个 呃Fire drill!消防演习Gotta go!得走了So, after

25、 three super searches and four fire drills,所以在找了三次 进行了四次消防演习后I still hadn't found my super power.我还是没找到我的超能力and that's when it hit me. in movie trailer form.这时我突然想到一个这样的电影片段She walks the halls of her school.她行走在学校的走廊里and some people say "Hi."有些人跟她打招呼She can draw a pretty good kitty

26、 cat.她画猫的技术一流She's picked fifth or sixth in gym class.她在体育课上排五六名And she can move boys with just a wave of her hand.她轻轻一挥手 男生自动退散Oh, wait, she can't.哦 等等 她做不到Because she's.因为她是Totally Average Girl.!百分百的普通女生This can't be happening!这不行Good morning, family.早上好 亲爱的家人们Here you go.尝尝看Super

27、omelets a la CJ.CJ特制的美味煎蛋卷Oh, thanks, sweetie. What a treat!哦 谢谢你 宝贝 这待遇真好Is it good?味道怎么样Oh.哦.yes.挺好的Would you say it's super good?是不是超级好Sure.当然了I haven't chewed yet.我还没嚼呢You hate them.你们不喜欢吃Sweetie, what's wrong?宝贝 发生什么事了Besides your cooking.你的厨艺出大事了The fork? You couldn't throw the

28、 spoon?叉子 你就不能扔勺子吗Me and the guys are trying to find out我和男生们想找寻what our super power is,自己的超能力and it turns out I'm Totally Average Girl.结果是 我就是个百分百的普通女生What?!什么There are tons of things about you你与众不同的超能力that make you special and super-powered.多了去了In fact, do you know老实说 你知道we Martins have healin

29、g powers?马丁家的人是一等一的治愈高手吗Yup! When someone feels bad,没错 只要有人伤心we activate Super Hug Powers.我们就会开启超级抱抱模式and they feel better.再伤心的人也能被治愈Is it working?有用吧Yes.有用Hey! You never use your hug powers on me!嘿 我怎么没有这种待遇Aw. A spoon.啊 勺子You do care.你还是在乎我的And today is a brand-new day, Super CJ Martin.今天是全新的一天 超人

30、CJ·马丁Now I command you to go to school现在我命令你去学校and find your super power!找寻你的超能力Okay. you guys can stop hugging me now.好了 你们可以放开了Mmmm. No.不行 不行No.不行Oh, okay, all right.哦 好吧 就这样Okay, so,好的 所以if you're trying to find如果你想像我一样your super power like me,找到你的超能力be prepared to hit a few walls.准备好跌几个

31、跟头Oh, no.哦 不Hey, Mark.嘿 马克It wasn't me.不是我♥干♥的You going back to heat vision?你又想用意念点火了吗I want something我不想besides Handsome Face powers.只靠脸吃饭Something cape-worthy.不辜负这件披风I did it! I have heat vision!我做到了 我用意念点火了No, I did it.不 是我做到的with the new Bunsen burners.用了新的本生灯And I prob

32、ably should have told you to stand back.我也许应该告诉你别靠那么近But don't worry, Super Slinko will put it out!但别担心 超人斯灵格会帮你扑灭的How'd he do that?他是怎么做到的By turning off the gas with his other hand.用另一只手关煤气Something smells good.有一股好闻的味道Like provolone.波洛夫干酪Why were you wearing cheese?你带着奶酪做什么One, I knew Fenw

33、ick would smell me.一 我知道芬威克会闻到and, two, it was to confirm my theory二 我也证实了自己的想法that your super power is your nose.嗅觉是你的超能力What am I gonna do with a super nose?嗅觉灵敏有什么用My super power is my brain.我有的是超强大脑Sorry, buddy.抱歉 老兄but you're. Nose Boy.但你是 嗅觉超人I'm not Nose Boy, I'm Brain Boy!才不是 我有超

34、强大脑Fine, then use your super brain好啊 那你动动你的超强大脑and tell me what my super power is!告诉我 我的超能力是什么Oop, gotta go! Fire alarm!哎呀 得走了 消防警报Let's go! Now!现在就走Move, people!行动起来You should be coming out of your classrooms你们应该离开教室if you can hear the sound of my voice!如果听到了我的声音Uh, I was hoping you might let t

35、he teachers and students呃 我希望你能变换一下策略have an entire class for a change.让老师和学生上完一整节课The staff is getting frustrated大家都被频繁的消防警报with the frequent fire drills.折腾得够呛Oh, yeah. I'll take that under consideration.哦 好啊 我会好好考虑你的意见的Not-the-Principal Roberts.你又不是校长 凭什么听你的Hello, Miss Martin.你好 马丁小姐Why the, u

36、h, bummed frowny face?你 呃 为什么耷拉着脸I've been trying to find my super power我一直在找我的超能力for two days.找了两天了and I've tried sports, smarts and art.我试了运动 头脑风暴 艺术and all I found is that I'm super average.什么都试过了 原来我只是个普通女生Well, in middle school, those are the obvious ones,这些东西在初中都是看得见的but sometimes

37、what makes you special但有时让你与众不同的事物is deeper and not as clear.隐藏得很深 没那么清楚but it's just as super.虽然如此 但也是超能力What's in the jacket?你夹克里是什么Oh, I'm smuggling the last fire extinguisher哦 我要守护最后一个灭火器away from Hader and into my office.远离黑德的魔爪 放进我的办公室That way if there's a real fire,这样的话如果真的着火了

38、someone can actually put it out.可以派得上用场Makes sense.有道理Do not give up!别放弃Everyone in this school,学校里的每个人including you,包括你has something inside them都有着that makes them unique.让他们与众不同and exciting!和兴奋的事Welcome to study hall.欢迎来到自习室If you have to go to the bathroom.如果你们要去洗手间you'll need this.你们得带着这个If t

39、here's another fire drill, I don't care.如果又有消防演习 我无所谓What am I gonna do with a super nose?嗅觉灵敏有什么用How does that help me?能帮我什么And you can't bend metal!你没办法把金属折弯I think it's loosening up!我觉得已经有点松了Maybe this super power thing was a bad idea.也许我们就不该找什么超能力I guess I was just trying to find

40、 that thing in all of us我只是想找出我们的某些特质that kicks in without thinking about it.不用多费劲就能充分发挥出来It just happens, boom!就这么发生了 砰Like that.就像这样Cheese. it's not the good kind.奶酪味 这不是什么好的味道I don't smell anything.我什么也没闻到啊Chernoff. and it's an SBD.切尔诺夫 沉默杀手要出现了It's gonna hit in about five seconds

41、.还有五秒钟就要爆发了We need bathroom passes.我们要洗手间通行证Oh, look at the time.哦 看看现在几点了Time to set the district fire drill record.是时候打破区消防演习纪录了Oh. well, there's something you don't hear five times a day.哦 这才不是我们一天听到五次的东西呢Wait. nobody's coming out.等等 没人出来I told her the teachers were sick of fire drill

42、s我跟她说了 老师已经厌烦消防演习了but did she listen?但她听了吗No!没有So, no one wants to leave, huh?所以没人想走 是吧Well, ha!哈Oh, they'll leave.哦 他们会走的once a Bunsen burner flame sets the sprinklers off.只要本生灯的火焰启动消防花洒Gonna need a bigger flame.火不够大Oh! Too big, too big!哦 太大了 太大了Uh.呃Aah. okay.啊 好吧No one is seeing this and I wil

43、l just put it out.没人看到 我把它扑灭就行了Really?在逗我吗Aah! Just get another one.啊 再拿一个Ohh.哦All right, don't panic!好了 别紧张In case of fire, stay calm and find the nearest exit.发生火灾时 保持冷静 找到最近的出口Not an exit!这不是出口Fire! I smell a fire.火灾 我闻到了火的味道What?什么There's a real fire this time.这次真的着火了That way.在那里What do

44、we do?我们该做什么Crispo! Run to every classroom小脆 跑去告诉每个教室的老师and tell the teachers there's a real fire this time!这次真的着火了Crispo away!小脆出发了Mr. Bored, this isn't a drill!博德老师 这不是演习There's a real fire in the science lab!科学实验室真的着火了Okay, everyone, you heard the cape boy.好了 大家听到披风男生的话了Fire!着火了Fire!着

45、火了Fire! There's a real fire!着火了 真的着火了Fire! Fire! Everyone out!着火了 着火了 大家快走Well, we probably could stand to go a little faster.呃 再快一点也可以What do you mean we're not going to the exit?什么叫不去安全出口I like exits, especially when there's a fire!我喜欢出口 特别是在着火的时候Because when you see danger,因为你察觉到危险以后r

46、eport it to the nearest teacher,应该去找最近的老师who also has a fire extinguisher.这个老师有灭火器And who's not in his office.而且不在办公室Because he heard the fire alarm因为他听到警报的声音and went outside. So should we.已经出去了 我们也应该出去On that!出发Okay. I got everyone out.好了 我把大家都叫出来了Everyone's safe.所有人都安全了What do you mean?你什么

47、意思Oh- there's a fire in the science lab.哦 科学实验室真的着火了Okay, pull the pin, aim, spray, sweep.!好的 拉栓 瞄准 喷洒 扫射And I hope我希望I never have to do that again.以后再也不用做这事了Me too.我也是Uh.呃We came to get you but you weren't there,我们去找你 但是你不在but I also knew you had但我也知道唯一the only extinguisher that worked,能用的灭火器就在你那里and are we in trouble?我们是惹麻烦了吗Trouble? You put a fire out麻烦 你们扑灭了一场大火and got everyone out of the school.把所有人都叫到了楼外Not everyone.不是所有人Just so you kn