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1、编辑ppt编辑pptThere are different kinds of jokes. Some jokes use play on words to amuse us. Others tell a short , funny story. Here are two forms of jokes .Which do you like better?编辑ppt三月,行军三月,行军 1. What day of the week is the best for having fried foods?3. What is the smallest room in the world? 2. Wh
2、at month do soldiers hate? 编辑ppt1. Policeman: You cant park here. Driver: Why cant I? Policeman: Read the sign there. Driver: It says, “Fine for Parking,” so I parked.Enjoy some verbal jokes:罚款罚款很好很好编辑ppt2. Girl: If we marry, will you give me a ring? Boy: Of course. Whats your telephone number?3. Da
3、ughter: Auntie kissed me this morning, Mum! Mum: How nice! Did you kiss her back, dear? Daughter: Of course not. I kissed her face.编辑pptMore jokes Patient: Doctor. Ive lost my memory.Doctor: When did this happen?Patient: When did what happen?Anisha: Thank you doctor. My fever is gone. Doctor: Dont t
4、hank me. Thank god.Anisha: Then Ill pay the fees to god. 编辑pptLittle Johnny feels sorry for teacher A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology(哲学哲学) courses. She started up her class by saying “Everyone who thinks youre stupid, stand up!” After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The
5、teacher said, “Do you think youre stupid, Little Johnny?” “No, maam, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!编辑ppt1.玩文字游戏玩文字游戏2. 使快乐使快乐3.把把与与配对配对4. 豆汤豆汤5.把把当作当作6. 问题的答案问题的答案7.请求信息请求信息8. 特别的答复特别的答复 play on wordsmatch with bean soup treatas the answer to the question ask for information a
6、 particular replyamuse sb编辑ppt编辑ppt编辑pptListening编辑pptListening on P23 Listen to Part 1 and write down the main idea?Mary made some jam but left some on the kitchen table for a few days as she had to go to look after her sick mother. Some days later, John, knowing nothing about the jam, came home an
7、d threw it into the chicken yard.编辑pptTHE STORY OF THE DRUNKEN CHICKENSThe beautiful ripe plums would make lovely_. When Mary Smith had finished the_, she filed all her _jam jars and left the rest of the jam in the_. She would put it in the fridge when it was_. But just then the _rang, her mother wa
8、s in _ after a car accident. Mary _her bag and ran out of the house.Part 1编辑ppt Some days later, her husband, John, came home from a _trip. He had been travelling all day and felt like having a drink and a piece of_. As he came into the _he saw a pan with a dark red _ inside it. He lifted it up and
9、_it. It smelled bad. Mary must have _to clean this pan, he thought. So he poured all the jam into the _yard and cleaned the pan. Then _comfortable, he began to eat a piece of cake.编辑pptTHE STORY OF THE DRUNKEN CHICKENSThe beautiful ripe plums would make lovely_. When Mary Smith had finished the_, sh
10、e filled all her _jam jars and left the rest of the jam in the_. She would put it in the fridge when it was_. But just then the _rang, her mother was in _ after a car accident. Mary _her bag and ran out of the house.Part 1jamcookingemptypancoolertelephonehospitalpicked up编辑ppt Some days later, her h
11、usband, John, came home from a _trip. He had been travelling all day and felt like having a drink and a piece of_. As he came into the _he saw a pan with a dark red _ inside it. He lifted it up and _it. It smelled bad. Mary must have _to clean this pan, he thought. So he poured all the jam into the
12、_yard and cleaned the pan. Then _comfortable, he began to eat a piece of cake.businesscakekitchenmesssmelledforgottenchickenfeeling编辑pptAnswer these questions. What was Mary going to do with the cooked plums in the pan? She was going to put them in the fridge later when they had cooled down. 2. What
13、 did John think Mary should have done with the mess in the pan? He thought she should have thrown it out for the chickens to eat.编辑pptMarys reactionJohns reaction to herMary will laugh1 John will apologize.2 He will tell her she should not have left the jam on the kitchen table.编辑pptMarys reactionJo
14、hns reaction to herMary will get angry and tell John he should have put the jam in the dustbin1 John will get angry too and say that she should have told him she was making jam.2 He will laugh and say it is not important.3 He will apologize.编辑pptMarys reactionJohns reaction to herMary will say that
15、the problems with the chickens are Johns responsibility1 John will deny this saying that she should not have left the jam on the kitchen table.2 He will say that Mary did not tell him what she had been doing in the kitchen.3 He did not know the chickens would get sick.编辑pptMary got angry with John.M
16、ary saw the chickens behaving strangely.John was sorry.The chickens enjoyed the jam.John said he thought the jam was porridge.Mary looked at the red mess on the ground.John said the chicken were drunk.Mary came home. Part 2 Put these sentences in order1 3 6 5 2 7 4 8编辑pptFill in the blanks. “You _ m
17、y jam,” she shouted. “Oh, _ what it was,” he said. “Im _ but I thought it was _ which had gone bad in the hot weather. The chickens have _ the jam, but its made them _.”threw awaythatssorryporridgeenjoyeddrunk编辑ppt When Mary returned, she noticed the chickens behaving strangely. They were running ro
18、und the yard as if they were sick. She saw the dark red mess on the ground and went closer. When she saw a plum stone she went into the kitchen. Part 2编辑pptHer husband was reading a newspaper at the table. Angrily Mary rushed up to him. “You threw away my jam,” she shouted. “Oh, thats what it was,”
19、he said. “Im sorry but I thought it was porridge which had gone bad in the hot weather. “Good heavens!” said Mary. 编辑ppt“That must be the jam I left in the pan, but why didnt you throw it in the dustbin?” John laughed. “It was a mistake. However, the chickens have enjoyed the jam, except that it has
20、 made them drunk. What are we going to do with these drunken chickens?”编辑ppt1. Listen to the tape and tick the words you hear.thief knife potatoescarrots mushrooms midnight shirt trousers spread stole whispered shoutedListening on P55编辑pptMain idea The story is about a thief who tries to steal some
21、potatoes and Peter who successfully prevents them from being stolen.编辑ppt Listen to the tape again and answerthe following questions.1. Where did Peter get the potatoes? Peter was given the potatoes by a friend.2. Why did he ask his wife to be quiet when she heard the thief? He thought the thief mig
22、ht have a knife and he did not want to make him angry.编辑ppt 3. Why couldnt the thief take away the potatoes? 4. Why was the thief angry? Peter removed the shirt that the thief had planned to put the potatoes in.He thought the husband had stolen his shirt so he could no longer steal the potatoes.编辑pp
23、t The thief found the _ on the floor. Having no _to carry them, he took off his shirt and _ it on the floor. As he was _the potatoes to put them on his shirt, Peter quietly took the shirt away and hid it under the_. He did not want to lose his potatoes. The thief did not know his shirt had gone, so
24、he put the potatoes on _ he thought was his shirt. However, when he tried to pick them up he could not do so. 编辑pptAs he was _his shirt, Peters wife woke up again and_, “Peter. There IS a thief in our house.” Peter became very_. He shouted, “Ive told you there is no thief in our house.” _this, the thief became very angry too. “Who said there is no thief? he said. “If there is no thief in this house, then,
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