The Mighty Ducks： Game Changers《野鸭变凤凰（2021）》第一季第三集完整中英文对照剧本

1、野鸭变凤♥凰♥前情提要Previously on The Mighty Ducks: Game Changers.欢迎参加“没戏了”队第一次训练Welcome to the first practice of the Don't Bothers.- 我觉得成不了 - 这是团队建设和信任-It's not gonna work. -It's team building and trust.我们队员有一半都没有冰球棍 我们的守门员戴的是微波炉手套Half our team doesn't have sticks. Our

2、goalie is wearing an oven mitt.索菲 我知道你父母一直在盯着你 加入我们吧Sofi, I know your parents are on your case. Come join us.你让我退出野鸭队吗You're asking me to quit the Ducks?看来我真的需要你帮帮这些孩子Turns out I could use your help with the kids.在野鸭队的滑冰中心有一个失物招领处There's a Lost-and-Found over at that Ducks skating complex.一

3、二 三 没戏了One,two,three.Don't Bothers!我们成立这支球队不是为了成为最棒We didn't start this team to be the best.而是为了开心快乐We started this team to have fun.但问题是 被揍得那么惨一点也不好玩Thing is, getting your ass kicked that bad isn't fun at all.看来我得学习真正的冰球了Guess I'm gonna have to learn actual hockey.噢不不不Oh, no, no, no

4、, no! -各位 别这样 别太丧气了 好吗Guys, come on, now, don't get discouraged, okay?我们看录像是为了变得优秀That's why we watch game tape, to get better.我就应该继续在地下室宅着I never should have came out of my basement.宅着多安全啊 还有附带杯托的舒服椅子I mean, I was safe there. I had a chair with cup holders.简直是大♥师♥课 不过是

5、讲如何失败的It's like a masterclass in sucking.各位 别这样 别评判了Come on, guys, guys. No judgment, okay?乐观一点 给点建设性反馈Just positive, constructive feedback.好球诶 噢 另一队啊Oh. Nice shot, other team.零食开放了 孩子们Snack bar is open, kids.怎么还没人来吃玉米片喝热可可啊Why isn't anybody eating nachos, drinking hot cocoa?我们想啊 但不知道温妮在哪We

6、would, but we don't know where Winnie is.她本来应该在柜台后的She's supposed to be behind the counter.成本2美分售价2美元的热可可Two-dollar hot cocoa that costs two cents to make是这里不倒闭的经济来源is what keeps the lights on in this place.她在那呢There she is.看来她和可可查德在一起It looks like she's with Cocoa Chad.可可查德"Cocoa C

7、had"?他是可可送货员He delivers the cocoa mix.他们约会已经2个月又四天半了They've been going out for two months and four-and-a-half days.或者还有一些我没数到的时间Or some other amount of time that I'm definitely not keeping track of.她看着不太开心She does not look happy.他给了她一堆东西 我看是分手了He's giving her a bunch of stuff back.

8、I think they're breaking up.好残忍♥啊This is so harsh.她在他家留了多少瑜伽垫啊How many yoga mats did she leave at his place?她人那么好 谁忍♥心跟她分手啊How can anyone break up with her? She's amazing.你知道什么才叫真的好吗You know what would be really amazing?她能多线程运行的话If she could multitask.一边难过一边做热可可Be sad a

9、nd make hot cocoa.下一场比赛是对阵野鸭队 我们完蛋了Next game's against the Ducks. We're so dead.要是我们能有个神枪手就不一样了If we had one sharpshooter, it would be a game changer.我知道她之前拒绝了 但是Look, I know she said "no" before, but.你不是在说索菲吧You're not talking about Sofi, are you?她家人只想着卓越 我们可给不了她卓越Her family i

10、s all about excellence. And excellence is not something we offer.确实No, we do not.但我想到点子了But that just gave me an idea.我们是来找你聊冰球的We're here to talk to you about hockey.我午饭都没吃就是为了忙科技展Okay, I skipped lunch to work on Science Fair,别浪费我太多时间so can we make this quick?你很擅长打球 你觉得你可以借此进入顶尖大学You're awe

11、some at it and you'll use it to get into a top college.我知道 你觉得来我们没戏了队 就没有这种可能I know you think that wouldn't happen on the Don't Bothers,但其实 野鸭队but thing is, with the Ducks,有很多出色的球员there's a lot of awesome players on that team.混出头太难了It's really hard to stand out there.我分&heart

12、s;析♥了你的赛场数据和击球准确率And I broke down the data of your playing time and your shooting percentage.要是你来加入我们Look, if you came and joined us,你真的能改善你的升学前景you'd actually increase your recruiting prospects.你会在稍弱的球队里成为最好的球员You'd be the best player on a lesser team,更多得分 更多上场时间which mean more g

13、oals, more ice time.你算算就知道了It's just math.用我的说法就是 钱冰球Or, as I like to call it, money puck.该死Shoot.我得走了 我要在家长咖啡会讲话I gotta go. I'm speaking at a Parent Coffee.两位 谢谢你们的好意 但我去不了 不好意思Guys, you're sweet, but I don't think I can do it. Sorry.她记住我们了We're in her head.来 开始Alright.Here we g

14、o.冰上练习Ice practice.就是练习It's just called practice.不过在冰上 说清楚嘛It's on the ice. Just, uh, you know, being clear.我带了路障 冰球I've got cones. I've got pucks.铃铛和口哨 包括 一个真正的口哨I've got all the bells and whistles, including. an actual whistle,这是我的教练笔记本and introducing my coach's notebook.教练

15、笔记本里面In the coach's notebook,记录了我从网上搜到的各种招式和练习I've written all kinds of great drills and exercises I got off the Internet,还有一页我要买♥♥的药and that's just a list of stuff I need at the drug store.总之都在里面了So it's all right here.今天我们练习移♥动♥击球Today, w

16、e're gonna work on moving while we shoot.列队So line up here.绕一个大圈 然后击球We're gonna do a big circle and just slap it on in the goal.- 出发 - 来吧-Let's go! -All right!绕一圈 然后朝目标击球Yeah. Around the circle and then just shoot it on in there.- 很好 他火力全开 - 这边-Very good. He's on fire. -Over here.-

17、下次一定成功 - 我来-You'll get it next time. -I got it.- 谁的曲棍丢了 - 耶-And somebody's stick is down. -Yeah!- 各位 继续绕圈 - 来吧-All right, just keep circling. -Come on!击球 击球 就朝着Smush it in there. Smack it in the.目标goal.再绕一圈 各位Try another circle, guys.你好Hi?你非得挑现在吗- -Um, do you have to do this right now?对 因为完工

18、后我还得去零食吧拖地Yeah, 'cause after this, I gotta mop the snack bar.你知道吗原来拖把都有自己的水槽的Did you know that a mop has its own sink?为什么Why?因为温妮被可可查德甩了后 她的活都给我♥干♥了I'm doing everything that Winnie did before she got dumped by Cocoa Chad.我从来就没喜欢过那家伙 她居然称呼我夫人Ugh. I never liked that guy.

19、He called me "ma'am."我不知道你有没有发现 我们在训练诶Hey, uh, I don't know if you noticed, but there's a practice going on here.噢 这叫训练是吗Oh, is that what this is?是的 训练That is what this is.我是教练 这是我的教练笔记本I'm the coach. This is my coach notebook.上面还印了个球棍It has hockey sticks on it.我就继续回去执教了哈So

20、 I'm gonna get back to coaching.不过你要是有什么建议 我洗耳恭听 我太难了Although, if you have any tips, I would take them. I'm drowning.就一个 别打曲棍球了Just one. You could stop playing hockey.你为什么对曲棍球意见这么大 太奇怪了I. Like, what is it with you and this sport? It's so weird.嘿 亚历克斯Hey, Alex.怎么了Yes?- 麻烦你 - 什么-Do you min

21、d? -What?麻烦你让一下Would you, uh, mind?大型机器和愤世嫉俗的人来了Big machine, angry man coming.- 库伯 咱们走 - 走吧 我扶你-Koob, let's go. -Come on, I got you.走吧 我扶着你Let's go. I got you.索菲是我们唯一的希望了 我们必须成功Sofi's our only hope. We gotta make it happen.该进入阶段二了It's time for phase two.魅力攻势The charm offensive.你好Hell

22、o.你有兴趣的话 我可以分享给你几个秘诀Um, if you're interested, I could give you some of my hair tips包你发量翻倍that would easily double your volume.- 挺好的 不过我不用了 - 好的 没事-That's okay. I'm good. -All right. No worries.我的天Oh, my God!你的鞋真好看I love your shoes! Cute!额 谢谢Uh. Thanks.嘿 索菲Hey, Sof.爆米花 我知道你喜欢SkinnyPop. I

23、know you love it.嗨Hi.嗯Yes.嘿Hey.库伯他怎么回事What was that?释放魅力呢That was Koob being charming.好吧Okay.好冷啊It's cold.来Here.我妈妈的It's my mom's.我跟她说 男人才不戴绒球围巾I told her dudes do not wear scarves with pom-poms.后来我发现真软啊Then I felt how soft it was.我知道你们在干嘛I know what you guys are doing.我说了 我不能加入没戏了队I tol

24、d you, I can't join the Don't Bothers.你放弃吧You've got to give it up.今晚一起吃个披萨吗Can we just meet for pizza tonight?不讨论球队什么的 我就是想念跟你一起玩的日子了Not talking about the team or anything. I miss hanging out with you.今天要上学啊 明天我还要考数学It's a school night and we have a math quiz tomorrow.那我们一起学习啊Well,

25、we can study.来嘛Come on.披萨配数学 简直完美Pizza, math. It's a perfect combination.知道吗 最少见的但也最美味披萨馅是意大利辣肉肠You know, the least common denominator of a pizza is pepperoni.好吧 我去Fine, I'll go.不过是因为你的数学确实惨不忍♥睹要我拯救But only because you clearly need help with math.没想到戈登·孟贝和布里克-琼斯有关啊I didn'

26、t know Gordon Bombay was part of the Bricker-Jones case.我 不是在网购靴子哈I. was just not shopping for boots.不知道哪来的页面-Don't know where that came from. -我 找到了 布里克-琼斯 我喜欢他们I. Here it is. Bricker-Jones. I love those guys.真的 真的 我就是在找I do, I do! It's. I'm trying to find.你知道戈登·孟贝哪一年开始不再执教野鸭队了吗Do

27、you know what year Gordon Bombay stopped coaching the Ducks?我不知道 当时我都还没小孩儿吧God, I have no idea. I mean, that was way before I even got there.我很年轻的 姐妹Girl, I'm young.- 晚安 - 你也是-Have a good night. -You, too.X的平方和Y+1的最小公倍数是Okay, what's the LCM for X squared and Y plus one?抱歉 儿童餐具垫Oh, sorry. Kid

28、's placemat.我在做找词游戏You know, I was doing the Word Find."面包皮" 哇 我真牛Oh, "crust." I'm killing this."酱油" 后面一格 对角线-"Sauce," backwards, diagonal.我们势不可挡-We're unstoppable. -你俩真可爱 这是第一次约会吗You guys are so cute. Is this your first date?- 不 我们只是朋友 - 不是的-Uh! N

29、o, we're just friends. -No.她 她为什么会觉得我们在约会Why would. Why would she say we're on a date?我不知道 明明差很多啊I don't know. We're so not.对啊 就是来做数学题的Yeah. This is all about math.哟'Sup?妈妈让我来拿披萨Mom sent me in to pick up our pizza.她给了我50块She gave me a 50.哇 你妈妈给你钱了 真牛Wow, you got money from your m

30、om. Crushing it.埃文 听说你和红衣主教队的比赛丢了不知道多少个球Evan, heard you had a pretty hilarious loss against the Cardinals.索菲 你说我们周日 是不是让他们十个球先Sof, should we spot 'em, like, I don't know, ten goals on Sunday?拜托 别闹了Come on. Stop it.什么别闹了 他为我们做了那么多 这是应该的Stop what? It's the least we could do after everythin

31、g he's done for us.你被开除后 大家的水平都提升了Since you were cut, everyone's upped their game.没人想成为队里最差劲的那个No one wants to be the new worst player on the team.兄弟 你妈来了Dude, your mom's here.特雷弗 你磨磨蹭蹭干嘛呢 我车停别人旁边了Trevor, what's the hold-up? I'm double-parked.她要杀人了Lady wants her chopped salad.周日见

32、See you Sunday.我不明白他为什么非要那么刻薄呢I don't get why he has to be so mean like that.因为他是野鸭队的It's 'cause he's a Duck.野鸭队的人就这样It's what they do.我不懂I just don't understand.我以为我们是灵魂伴侣呢I thought we were soul mates.可可查德是个混♥蛋♥Cocoa Chad is a jerk.你比他可强多了You're so

33、much better than him.他靠送可可为生He delivers cocoa for a living.- 我给客人端可可为生 - 那可不一样-Yeah, and I serve cocoa for a living. -It's way different.你知道分手的时候如何迅速过渡吗You know what really helps people get over a breakup?怎么做What?忙起来啊 找事做Staying busy. Doing things.我不知道 就像整理出租冰鞋那样Like, I don't know, untanglin

34、g rental skates.看啊Oh, look!我连理清我自己的心都做不到I can't even untangle my own heart.你应该给她留些空间 她现在还是很难过You should give her some space. She's pretty raw right now.你在这干嘛What are you even doing here?因为我把水壶落下了所以回来找'Came back 'cause I forgot my water bottle.我们就开始聊天We just started talking.最逗的事 我忘了找我

35、的水壶了You know, the funny thing is, I forgot to look for my water bottle.你是说那个水壶吗You mean that water bottle?你躲哪里去了啊Where have you been hiding?我们还没点餐呢Oh, we didn't order anything else.我就知道会这样I knew this was coming.你是属于我们队的You belong on our team.你可以做队长I mean, you can be our captain.你可以穿带C的队服Wear the

36、 C.我搞不太清楚大学简历的事I don't know too much about this whole college resume thing因为我们才12because, you know, we're 12.但是不止这些But it's more than that.我And I just.我知道你不想跟像特雷弗那样的人为伍I know you don't wanna be on a team with guys like Trevor.我知道你的内心深处I know deep down.其实也是个“没戏了”的人you're a Don'

37、;t Bother.我只是来道晚安Hey, I was just saying good night.你拿的是什么What do you got there?是“没戏了”的上衣吗Is that a Don't Bothers jersey?是开玩笑的It's kind of this joke.埃文想劝我加入Evan was trying to get me to join,因为你这样想哈 如果我加入了一个不怎么样的队'cause if you think about it in terms of my, um, ice time and individual stat

38、s,但在里面打的特别好的话 那我的个人数据看起来会很漂亮they might actually go up if I was the star of a less good team.这太可笑了That's ridiculous.可不是Totally.好吧 晚安了Okay, well, good night.爱你I love you.我也爱你Love you, too.查德 要帮忙吗Hey, can I help you, Chad?嘿 小家伙 你好 你 你认识我吗Yo, what's up, little man? You, uh. You know me?我认识你卖&

39、;hearts;♥的货I know your product.你干什么来了 查德So, uh, what brings you by, Chad?我和温妮分手了Yeah, well, I, um. I broke up with Winnie.我心情很差And then I was like, "Uh, crap!"因为外面有很多奇怪的姑娘们'Cause there are a lot of weird snack chicks out there但我的前女友却很性感and I had a hot one.所以 我 我是来挽回她的Yeah, s

40、o, I'm, uh. I'm here to win her back.很遗憾 查德 温妮现在情况不太好Oh. Ah, well, unfortunately, Chad, uh, Winnie's not in a great place right now,但我乐意帮你把花送给她 然后给她留个言but I'd be happy to pass along the flowers and give her a message.谢了 小老弟Yeah. Thanks, man.我来处理吧 查德I'm on it, Chad.我马上就处理I'm g

41、onna get right on it.好吧 我们加油Okay, let's hustle up, guys.玛雅 你为什么不Maya, why don't you.嘿 加油啊Hey! What's up? Come on, guys.怎么回事What's going on?查德给的Those are from Chad.他想挽回温妮 你能相信他吗He's trying to get Winnie back. Can you believe him?可你就这么都给扔了 都不告诉温妮一声吗So you're throwing 'em aw

42、ay and not telling her?- 没错 - 我们得好好谈谈了-Damn right. -We're gonna have a little talk.可我训练要迟到了Actually, I think I'm a little late for practice.坐下Sit!好了All right, guys.好的Okay.现在 温妮很伤心Right now, Winnie is sad.伤心的温妮对我来说可不怎么样And sad Winnie is not good for me因为我需要灌装番茄酱瓶子'cause I've had to re

43、fill a ton of ketchup bottles而番茄酱倒得又超慢的and ketchup moves really slow.这样我就会很伤心And that makes me sad.所以 你要把花拿回来 然后把花送给温妮So, you're gonna get those flowers, you're gonna give 'em to Winnie,这样温妮和可可查德就可以重新在一起了so that Winnie and Cocoa Chad can get back together,温妮就会重新开心起来 好吧and Winnie will be

44、happy again, okay?但是查德不适合她啊But Chad's not right for her.好吧Okay.你应该知道自己也不适合她对吧You realize you're not right for her either.但我和温妮有那么多共同之处But Winnie and I have so much in common.比如 我们都喜欢香蕉面包 但不喜欢香蕉 多巧啊 是不是Like, we both like banana bread, but not plain bananas. Crazy, right?是 不是Yeah, um, no.我知道像你

45、这个年龄的孩子Look, I know what it's like to be your age容易喜欢上一个比你大很多的可爱的女孩 尤其是她也愿意跟你聊天and have a older, cute girl pay attention to you.我十三岁的时候 疯狂的喜欢上了我的保姆When I was 13, I had this mad crush on my babysitter.- 哇 - 你们俩后来呢-Oh, wow. -What happened with you two?我们怎么样并不重要It doesn't matter.但问题的关键是 你和温妮是不可

46、能的But the point is you and Winnie aren't going to happen.我其实心里都明白I guess some part of me knew that.嘿Hey.温妮喜欢跟你聊天 因为你又可爱又善于倾听Winnie likes talking to you because you're sweet and you're a good listener,早晚有一天你会找到属于自己的温妮and someday you're gonna find a Winnie of your own.但在那之前 你应该把垃圾箱里的花拿

47、出来But until then, you're gonna give her those dumpster flowers送给她 然后放下这事and be done with it.另一边Oh. The other way.别管那锥柱了Never mind that cone.- 逆时针 - 过了 洛根 过来-Guys, counterclock. -Pass it, Logan. Over here!- 逆时针 - 小心点 别-Counterclockwise. -Look out. Don't do it.摔了Oh, man down.伙计 你压到我的球了Dude, yo

48、u're on my puck.- 别 - 就在上面-Get off my. -Right over the puck.挪开Get off!- 我们不用理那个球了 - 太痒痒了-We don't care about the puck. - It tickles.- 山姆 山姆 别这样 - 耶- Sam, Sam, don't! -Oh, yeah!你没事吧Are you okay?伙计 你躺我球上了Dude, you're on my puck.走开- Go away!别管球了 帮帮他Don't go for the puck, guys. Help

49、him!- 不要都绞到一起了 - 你是爱上那颗球了吗-This is not weaving, you guys. -Are you in love with that puck?- 这不是 - 快点 洛根-This is not. close to. - Come on, Logan.我 我都不知道说什么好I. I don't. I don't even know what to say.- 看上去不错 伊芙 - 看 看-Hey, looking good, Ev! Yeah! -Look, look.是索菲It's Sofi.- 我们的计划成功了 - 真不敢相信-O

50、ur plan worked! -I can't believe it!好了ALEX: Okay, um.嗨Hi.- 我得了个B - 什么-I got a B. -What?我们的数学测验On our math quiz.我应该回家学习的 但是我们得先去吃披萨I should have gone home to study, but we had to go out for pizza.你知道B不算太差的 对吗You know a B isn't bad, right?我的父母给我看了一篇文章 说在哈佛 B就是D的开始My parents just read me an art

51、icle that said for Harvard, B is the new D.我都不敢看这张卷子I can't even look at it.B 一个竖加两个小半圆B, with that stupid line and those two stupid bumps.- 这什么字母啊 - 我觉得挺好看的-What kind of letter is that? -I think it looks nice.恶心It's disgusting.抱歉 但是就因为一个B就生这么大的气吗Hey, I'm sorry, but this freak-out over o

52、ne B?这就是问题所在 所以你才应该加入我们啊It's exactly the problem. And exactly the reason why you should join our team.你父母给你压力太大了Your parents put too much pressure on you.不是我父母 是我自己It's not just my parents. It's me.我不能接受BI'm upset about the B.我想成为学校里学习最好的学生 冰球也是 一切都如此I wanna be the best at school, at

53、 hockey, at everything.别在假装你做这一切都是为了我了And stop pretending like you're doing all this for me.什么What?你之所以想让我离开野鸭队 就是为了赢比赛罢了 为你自己You're pulling me off the Ducks to win. For you.对 也算是为我自己 但是至少我们是好人Okay, yes, for me, too. But at least we're the good guys.- 你是好人吗 - 对啊-Oh. You're the good g

54、uys? -That's right.好人到最后总是会赢的 或者我们会总结经验教训And the good guys always win in the end. Or we learn a lesson about ourselves.不管怎么样 都是个赢Either way, it's a W.那你自己玩的高兴点吧Well, have fun with that.我不会离开我的队的 我们冰上见I'm not leaving my team. I'll see you on the ice.欢迎回到全景播Welcome back to The Wraparou

55、nd.这是野鸭队和没戏队决一胜负的比赛This is the first epic showdown between the Mighty Ducks and the Don't Bothers.我爸爸 特里 从他繁忙的财会工作中抽出时间来帮我My dad, Terry, carved out time from his busy accounting practice to help out.第一印象如何老爸First impressions, Dad?这里的热度让我觉得像是纳税日Yes, the energy here reminds me of Tax Day.- 你没问题的 加

56、油伙计们 - 妮基 加油-You got it. Come on, guys! -Go, Nicky!野鸭队加油Go Ducks!一球很轻松 莫罗 我才刚刚开始呢One-nothing, Morrow. And I'm just getting started.没关系 别担心That's okay, guys. Looking good.跑起来 传球Move the puck!没关系 没问题的Ow! All right! You're okay!谢谢Thanks, guys.厉害了 索菲-That's it, Sof! - 你女儿真棒 - 是啊-Your gir

57、l's en fuego! -Yeah!又是汉森·巴特的漂亮一击Another laser-guided sniper shot from Hanson-Bhatt.没事的-That's okay! - 厉害厉害 - 她打的可真不错-Yes! Yes! -She's looking.别担心Don't worry about it.没戏队还真是起对名字了 没戏了The Don't Bothers are living up to their new moniker, "don't bother."他们不可能打得过野鸭队的There's no way they can compete with the Mighty Ducks.看起来索菲·汉森·巴特已经全面掌握了比赛It looks like Sofi Hanson-Bhatt is taking over the game.她已经彻底击败了前野鸭队队员 埃文·