欲望都市第3季英文剧本

1、301 Where theres smokeNew York City. Home to one millionexciting, eligible, single men.and four cold and slightly cranky single women.Well, this is good. Were actually crossing water to meet men.Reminder, I am not going to Staten island to meet men.I am going to judge them.A perk of being a minor ce

2、lebrity is that you get invited to major events.Like New York fire departments annual cal-endar competition.This is a long way to go to watch some fire-men take their shirts off.Im on the ferry.I better see more than pecs.Im freezing!I dont understand why they couldnt hold the competition in a bar i

3、n Manhattan.They have firemen on the Upper East Side too.And they only put out top-notch fires.Look at how small it looks.Who would have thought an island that tinywould be big enough to hold all our old boyfriends.He loves to cook and can whip up a great baked ziti.Hes from engine 275, ladder 133,

4、way out there in Queens.Is he hot?Hes a six.On a scale of how many?His name was Bill Kelley.He was a divorced politician, campaigning for New York city comptroller.And the token male judge.Watch the firemen.Im more into cops.Hes a dancer and married.Sorry, ladies.His wife Maria said hes a good guy b

5、ut he works too hard.Work that belly!Ladies, over here.ok, they dont make cosmopolitans, its a Staten island iced tea.Is that like a Long island iced tea?I think so.Hello, Im drunk.Do we have to be this close?Its embarrassing.You gotta be in it to win it.Im moving back.I cant see the cute firemen fr

6、om back there without my glasses.Why do you even care?You have Steve.I do not have Steve. There is no having of the Steve, were just friends.Were just friends.I dont put my dick in you.Another one of these and I might let you.There are no datable men here.What was your first clue? The pleat her jack

7、-ets or smell of High karate?Ladies, this is Ricky Fantucchi.Hes a Capricorn.His uncles are firefighters.Yes, ladies, thats a cheetah on his arm.Ricky represents engine 53 in Lower Man-hattan.Id like to show him my Lower Manhattan.Look at his arms, theyre huge.You know what they say.Big arms.big arm

8、s.Hello, 911. Im on fire.After the contest, I began to realize that Stat-en island was like a quaint European coun-try.The American music was 20 years behindand you could smoke wherever you wanted.Hi. Are those shirts are for sale?Id like to get one for my nephew.Yeah, you could buy em.But I dont kn

9、ow where.I got this one at work, but Im sure you could buy em at other places.Ive seen them in those shops. Samantha.Ricky, how are you doing?Good. How are you doing?I saw you up there.I saw you too.You looked fantastic.Yeah?I never did anything like that.My sisters said, Do it, Ricky.And I said, I

10、never did anything like that before.You did it very well.I wonder what month youll be.Maybe October.My birthday is in October.I bet July, or any month thats hot.Two songs later, it was time for this dancing queen to take a breather.Hello. can I bum a smoke?Sure.Thanks.There you go.Thats good. I quit

11、 three years ago.Hows that working out for you?Good. I allow myself one a week.You live right on the edge, dont you?can I buy you a beer?No, I got it.Its on me.For helping me out in there.Sure. And by the way, you have the worst taste in men.ever.No way.You gave that guy from Midtown a 7.I like a fi

12、refighter with love handles to hold on to when escaping a burning building.You got a point there.But you were tough.And whats with the half-points?6.5, 8.5?What can I say?Sometimes a girl needs a half.So, which district do you vote in?Whichever one is near Barneys.Youve never voted in New York city?

13、correct, Mr. President.Whats your address?official government purposes.I can tell you your district.officially?Its 245 East 73rd street.District 23. Same as mine.Im at Madison and 82nd.Fancy. I thought all honest politicians lived in studios and ate beans out of a can.Im not a fan of beans.can I get

14、 your phone number?Government purposes only.Im just here with my friends having a good time.Im not into dating right now.What, bad break-up?That was a long silence.Actually, it was a silence and a half.Have dinner with me.Would it help if I took my shirt off?Time to go.Politicians hitting on me.And

15、is that a bad thing?Hes just way too Im the guy.Are you sure? Hes pretty cute.I dont want to have to tell you this.I saw him give someone a thumbs up.Were out of here. Samantha went home with that firefighter.Toot toot, beep beep.And charlottes around somewhere.How many cocktails did she have?A coup

16、le, why?And so, three girls headed home, taking only fond memories of Staten island and its infa-mous iced teas.Honey, close up, its cold.Are you gonna help?I held her head in the taxi.Youre so nice, Carrie.Im nice too, arent I?Yes, youre nice.Im nice.Im pretty and Im smart.Im a catch.Yes, youre a c

17、atch.I hate you.You know what? Im gonna meet the perfect guy and get married.Yes, youre getting married.Did you hear that New York?Im getting married this year.Im getting married and here I come!If she falls over I will never stop laughing.I wasnt quite sure if it was the iced teas or the Staten isl

18、and dating pool that broke the camels back.But something set charlotte on fire.And uptown on dry land, Samantha and Mr. July had their own fire going.Youre so big and strong.I believe the official fire department count is a four alarmer.The next morning at breakfast, Miranda and I wanted poached egg

19、s, Samantha wanted to give us the details and charlotte wanted to keep her head from exploding over her rain-coat.Im telling you, no guy has ever gotten me that wet.Pass the salt.Let me tell you about his cock.Will you be quiet? The people at the next table have a child.Thats their choice.Miss Hango

20、vers right.can we spare the cock talk till cocktail time?I wanted you to know my fireman wasevery bit the fantasy I had in mind.New Yorks finest.Thats cops.Whatever.I think its wrong to sleep with a man just to fulfill a fantasy.All the men we sleep with fulfill a certain fantasy.or nightmare.You fa

21、ntasize of a man with a fancy apart-ment and a stock portfolio.For me, its a fireman with a big hose.Why are firemen so cute?Even when theyre not that cute.theyre still cute.First, theres a weight limit.Second, its the hero thing.You see him on that truck.That truck is hot.hurrying to save someone t

22、rapped.Theyve got that Im a good guy look in their eyes.Its because women want to be rescued.The sentence independent single women in their thirties are never supposed to think, let alone say out loud.Its true. Ive been dating since I was 15, Im exhausted. Where is he?Who? The white knight?That only

23、 happens in fairytales.My hair hurts.Did you ever think that maybe were the white knights and were the ones that have to save ourselves?That is so depressing.is it?Later that day I got to thinking about fairy-tales.What if Prince charming had never showed up?Would Snow White have slept in that glass

24、 coffin forever?or would she have eventually woken up, spit out the apple, gotten a job, a healthcare pack-age and a baby from her local sperm bank?I couldnt help but wonder. Inside every con-fident, driven, single woman is there a deli-cate, fragile princess just waiting to be saved?Was charlotte r

25、ight?Do women just wanna be rescued?And after your laser surgery on Saturday youll need a significant other or a friend to help get you home.Sign here.While for some women the idea of rescue was a life raft, for Miranda it was an insult.I dont need anybody to help me.Ill be fine.Youll be sedated and

26、 your vision will be blurred.You will need someone to get you home and to bed.Then take two sleeping pills, sleep for 12 hours.Wake up and youll be able to see perfectly.I cant believe Im gonna wake up and see clearly without glasses or contacts for the first time.Believe it.They slit your eyeball o

27、pen and flip up the top.Gross.it just flips right up. Flip, my eye.ok, stop.This little blade cuts it. Just.like the top of a grape.it sounds pretty bad.You want me to come down and hold your hand?Im fine. I do not need anyone to hold my hand.Im not saying you need anyone.Id just like to be there.To

28、 help you, whatever.Youll need help getting home.Yeah, Im gonna ask Carrie.Why do you have to ask Carrie when Im of-fering?Because, you know, Carrie is my friend.ok, and what am I?We havent established that yet.Are you coming up?We havent established that yet.What are we doing here?I mean, are we.St

29、eve, after they flip the eye up,these jets. And over on the East Sideat a more charlotte-friendly bar, the ice tea princess began her quest for a white knight.oh, my God. Hes so cute.cute, right?Very cute.And Im a professional.I have to meet him.How am I gonna meet him?We got here ten minutes ago.Pa

30、ce yourself.Hey beautiful. Im J.J.can I buy those sweet lips a drink?Im sorry. We were just leaving.charlotte was a firm believer in the laws of dating feng shui.change location, change luck.Why is it always a guy like that?is it me?No, its not o every life a little J.J. must fall.I just want a nice

31、, sweet, handsome, funny, great guy, who doesnt say things like sweet lips.is that too much to ask?Hey, you didnt leave.Youre just over here now.Let me buy you a drink.Im not interested.One drink.Ill even buy Blondie here one.One little drink.Excuse me. Shes not interested.Am I talking to you?No. co

32、me on.Youre not listening. The lady said.Hey, fuck you.Im sorry about that.Did you hurt your hand?No.His name was Arthur.He was a nice, sweet, handsome, great in-vestment banker who lived between Madi-son and Fifth.So, maybe there really were white knights.The day after charlotte met her knight, I m

33、et my credit card limit.With no man in sight, I decided to rescue my ankles from a life of boredom by purchasing too many pairs of Jimmy choo shoes.Hello, my name is Bill Kelley and Im gonna be your city comptroller.Youre not seriously here.I assure you I am.I brought some voter registration forms.

34、I filled out your name.Under occupation I put heartbreaker.I really did. Look.Youre like a Jehovahs Witness with a good suit.How long have you been here?Your number is not listed.What did you buy?Shoes.Let me see.Sit down and show me.God, you are.I know.Im not showing you a shoe.Sexy.Hey, I need a f

35、avor.You do?Its for the city of New York.I really am one of the good guys.Im carrying all the boroughs but I need help with Staten island.You want one?No, I had one on Thursday.Heres the thing.I gotta go back out there to do a schmooze at the Capri restaurant on Sunday night and I want you to go wit

36、h me.And why is that?Because they have great Italian.And also, for the record. I cant stop think-ing about you.Ill pick you up at 7:00.No.Dont answer now. Think about it.Ill drive by at 7:00. Ill wait in the car.lf you come, you come.lf you dont, no pressure.Wear the shoes.These. Pass them.That Satu

37、rday, when I was unable to take Miranda to her laser surgery due to a loom-ing column deadline, she didnt call Steve.She decided to take things into her own hands.Who needs a man to hold your hand, when you have cab fare and a black marker to write down emergency numbers?And while Miranda was under

38、the knife, charlotte was having her first glass of white wine with her white knight.I did the Hasty Pudding show a couple of times, to blow off steam.My friend Tom says that Harvard is still the most aggressive place hes seen.And hes a trader.Not Tom Kennedy?Yes, do you know Tom?Hes a great guy. And

39、 his wife.Thats my idea of a perfect marriage.Totally.charlotte nodded, thinking what a nice, sweet, handsome, funny, great couple they made.Excuse me, you just bumped into her chair.A little crowded.Yes, but you bumped her chair.You should say youre sorry.Its ok.No, its not ok.Thats no way to treat

40、 a lady.Lighten up. Its brunch.charlotte realized that her date wasnt a man who came to womens rescue, he was a man who liked to start fights.Excuse me, Sir.You want a piece of me?And just like that, charlottes white knightchanged into a white nightmare.Miss Hobbes, your friend is here.Carrie?Actual

41、ly no, its me.Carrie thought you might need some help. ok?Im on Valium, everythings ok.Here, give me your hand.Im good.Just dont let me hit the door frame and nev-er mention these goggles.one cab ride and two sleeping pills later, Steve put Miranda to bed.All right. Give me your leg.No, this leg. I

42、want this leg.Stop! No rescue.Fine, ok. All right!Put your feet in, Sleeping Beauty.The next morning, after what felt like a hun-dred years, Miranda awoke.And for the first time in her life, she saw things clearly.That night, Mr. July invited Samantha to come down and hang with him while he worked t

43、he Sunday shift.Hello? Where is everyone?The idea being in a firehouse filled with a calendar hot firemen, was a fantasy, Saman-tha felt, whose time had definitely come.Boys!This was not the firehouse fantasy Samantha had in mind.Samantha. I just put a pot of chilli e on, sit e on, get up.Make a mov

44、e for Sam.Ill be right back.Samanthas rescue fantasy was suddenly something she needed to be rescued from.Its me, leave a message.Hey, Im still down here in the car.Ill wait ten more seconds and then Ill go alone.Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, poor me.five, four, three, two.one. one and a half, some-

45、times a girl needs a half.ok, that was my best shot, youre not coming.So long. Vote!I dont know what Im doing.Ok.Im standing here, fully dressed, watching that politician guy drive off to Staten island without me. Why?You hate Staten island?Dont think so. Any other ideas?Just say it.Big. Youre terri

46、fied of getting hurt again.There it was. The phrase single, independent women in their thirties are never supposed to think.Let alone say out loud.ok, gotta go.Miranda was right.I was like a woman frozen on the ledge of a building on fire.Id been so burned in my last relationship, I was afraid to le

47、ap off into the next one.Excuse me for a second.Hey. How did you get here?Ferry.All alone?Im very independent.I can see that.And this isnt a date.Im a concerned citizen.A woman on my block wont pick up after her poodle.Ill see what I can do.can I take your coat?And, Mr. President, it was a bad break

48、-up.So I need to take this slow.Somewhere between the chilli and half-time, Samantha decided if she wanted her fire-house fantasy to happen, shed have to make it happen.Up here.Nice pole.Wanna see it again?Yeah.Samantha rode the pole a couple of times that night.Why are these boots set up like this?

49、So well be ready at a moments notice.Well, I should be a fireman, because I am al-ways ready to go.Weve got a job.Get out of my gear.Get the fuck out of my gear!Lets go!Move, lady, its a fuckin fire!Im coming.Samantha learned theres quite a differencebetween a rescue fantasy and a rescue reali-ty.It

50、s getting late.Are you sure I cant give you a ride?No, Im good.You go.You go and do your thing.Do I get your vote?Too fast?My God, youre so e home with me.kissing is enough.Its enough for tonight, really.oh, shit. Its almost 12:00,Im gonna miss the last ferry.Wait!Wait!I lost my choo.Need a ride?He

51、didnt have a white horse, but he did have a BMW with a working heater.So I guess, sometimes a woman absolutely has to be rescued.Youre taking me home and thats it.Thats it.for tonight.Now, any idea how we get the fuck off this island?ok, make a right.And sometimes, a woman absolutely has to rescue a

52、 man.At least, thats how it ends in this Staten is-land fairytale.302 Politically ErectI had been dating politician Bill Kelley for three weeks.Since most of our time was spent campaigning, I dressed the part.I found some vintage Halston and did a spin on Jackie Kennedy.The early years.Who here know

53、s what a city comptroller does?You do?We made a good match.I was adept at fashion, he at politics.This citys populaces passion, love and devotion to their home. Really, theyre both about recycling ideas and making them seemfresh and inspiring.it is this love affair, this symbiotic relation-ship betw

54、een citizens and city, that I promise to cherish and protect.Thank you.Great guy!Yes, he is.can we talk about proposition 114?What is that?You and me in the bedroom.Is that on the ballot?It ought to be. Id back it.And thats whatever position you want.Which way is the bedroom?Put me down.That was the

55、 night I had my political con-sciousness raised.How about a movie Wednesday night?Wednesday? Im not sure.I might be working.Thursday, then.ok, maybe Thursday. Ill see.Do you have plans?Steve, you cant just assume Im gonna be free every night.is it a date?it could be a date, so I wouldnt necessarily

56、share that with you.Id like to know. Who are you dating?Nobody in particular.Anybody specific?is this the third degree?Im trying to figure out when I get to see you again.Im not dating anyone else.Im not planning on dating anyone else.I just want to see you.I see.Exclusively.I got it.Thats very swee

57、t. I just hadnt thought about things that way.So, think about it.ok.Because I think if we really want to see if it can work between us, this time we got to make the commitment to be exclusive.ok. I hear you.ok.The truth was, there were no other candi-dates in sight.But Miranda wasnt ready to let Ste

58、ve win by default.Youre dating a politician and youre not even registered to vote.Its the un-decideds theyre after.Hes good-looking, hes got power.its got to be a turn-on.Yeah, Im dating a potential comptroller. Its hot.I want to help out.Youre not interested in politics?Its a great way to meet men.

59、With Carrie, we can meet the inner circle and the interesting donors.By interesting men she means single and rich.Guys, hes not running for president.Id vote for him. Hes cute.So?I always vote according to looks.I base my decision on the swimsuit competi-tion.The country runs better with a good-look

60、ing man in charge Look at Nixon. No one want-ed to fuck him, so he fucked everyone.I had a crush on Dan Quayle.We need a president in a hat.No one wears a hat anymore.FDR, good president, wore a hat.So busy picking a hat, he forgot to get in the war.I had a crush on Dan Quayle.We tried to ignore tha