毕马威笔试生面试kpmg题附有答案

1、KPMG Assistant Managers Entrance Exam1A B C D E F1毕马威目前采用的成本核算法是: Standard costsActivity Based Costing Job costing大锅饭Bitch costing Shit cost method CDIf A or B was chosen, youve got to attend the CPA training course of year 2004,to learn more about the costing knowledgeIf E or F was chosen, youd bet

2、ter see thepsychologist and take some medicine following higgestion, and try to calm down.2A B C D E2甲：搁哪里爽呢？乙：没你爽呀！甲：嗨，爽不好瞎爽！上述OT 充足能出差但不用加班中“爽”最可能指的是：Team 里有/ 帅鸽天天能吃到龙虾不扣差补在项目中学到了知识 F 工作之余,参与客户组织各类旅游活动ABFIf C was chosen, it seems you are not suitable for promotion in KPMG anymore, becausethere are

3、 few handsome guy and beautiful ladyhe middle and high level of KPMG,so man, seek for new job now.Chosen D, Absoluy Day dreamingChosen E, you are stillhe early stage of A1, and should be demoted to A2毕马威现行的工资采用的是：计时工资计件工资岗位技能工资基本工资 + 项目提成低保工资A3A B C D E3If D was chosen, do you think you are manager

4、or partner now? Caution: it seems youwill be fired soon.Chosen E, be care of the brick thrown by the laid-off workers whenyou arehe street.If B or C was chosen, pls attend the CPA training course also.4A B C D E4典型大项目（mega-job）包括CCB PICC CIBSinopecAEangChosen B, are you the spy from E&Y?Chosen C,D,F

5、, do you know the meaning of mega-job?5A B目前可以在Yahoo messenger Sina 668使用的聊天有：C D E F 56A B C D E F6Oicq MSN ICQ网易泡泡ABD What?! Even ABD can not be used now?里可以直接领用的物品包括Working prA4 pr卫生间里的洗手液 （经常没有）Divider 雀巢矿泉水 Boxfile ACDEChosen B or F, whether you are grown up from A1 in KPMG, you should be demot

6、ed asA1.7A B C D F7又到了填 timeshit 的时间，作为 in-charge 对 staff OT 采取的态度应该是：只允许 Charge efficient hours鼓励 Acutal charge交足经理的，留够 team 的，剩下全是自己的坎 OT 是经理的事情与我无关 E 爱谁谁！根据项目情况核定每个人的 OTCPls considerJob feeeast 3 factors when calculate the OT, 1 job nature 2 Mgr nature 38A B C D E F 89A B C D 9B中在毕马威当男孩使，那么男孩当什么使

7、？犯人畜牲保护动物牲畜野生动物机器人BDF If you choose C, you have a so kind heart, thus could not be promoted anymore.甲：帮我抠一下！乙：扯！没看我正忙着呢？上述中甲、乙最可能是甲:：A3 乙：B1甲：A2甲：A3甲：A3 Dsounds乙：A1乙：A3乙：A1 wibrave heartreasonable, but not the perfect one, pls read the question carefully. Itseems you still need some practice on call

8、 over skill.Chosen A or C, it is clearthere must be some shit deeply in your head.t10 在上题的A 挖鼻孔B Call over中 “抠”不可能指的是：C 挠痒痒D CoachingACChosen B or D, should be fired at once.刚刚过了愚人节，In-box 里充斥着五光十色的辞职信。其中最为俗气的开头是：A B C EF俺终于跳出火坑了 Today is my last I will come back Tomorrow will be其实不想走day in soonDa n

9、ew世道不好我还.呢！beginning of my life 11 B Easy pos to gainhere!12 除了死工资外还创收的方法：A B C DF把高于 2 分的 assessment 都撕毁.拣的票报销把大家不愿意用的 recycle pr / 用尽的 toner 卖了大项目里晚上株株坐着骗 OTE 赶紧考过 CPA帮 senior 报销时，把应付他/全计在自己头上12 BCDE If you chose A, Do you really understand the meaning of basic salary?ChosenF, how cPMG promote suc

10、h an immoral guy?13 上联:考过 CPA,最可能的下联是：A B CD离开毕马威拿到 top pay.俩眼摸黑飞机满天飞A The在这个忙ho chose C or D should be fired immediay!，公司来了许多新面孔。其中有一个兄弟总把 consolidation 叫“Ken”，那么这个兄弟最可能是从下列那家公司跳过来的？A B C D EFPwCE&Y(制作“霸王”street fighter 的公司)肯德鸡 健牌香烟以上都有可能F Relax, this is just for fun!开 job 时经理说这个项目很简单，知道这句话意味着：不用加班

11、，到点回家！作为 In-Charge 你清楚的A B CD经理体贴下级，叫大家注意身体，别累着这是一个非常轻松的项目到点回家，剩下的经理会自己加班做，但一定要有 O/S list少废话没 OT，到点交不出东西，必被攮死！15 D Any other choice except D means the water in your brain is in an abnormal se.6A B你知道 working p NBA 少写了 A牛 Br 中的 NB 代表什么？C D E F6Nota Bene注解暗示 revie Note below1C Theper 的人“嫩吧”ho chose A,

12、B,E should be fired at once!17 下列出现在 working pr 中的语句最可能被要求修改的是r cntB C D EDAs advised by cntCnt said:只听那客户说道：As informed by c Make sure not to ant17a recorder whenng audit, as least translate cntswords to English!18 Lead schedule 需要 present 下列哪些东西：AB C自己这个项目累计 charge 的 OT用正字表示的 in-charge 骂自己的次数调整后的数

13、字 D的 innitial18CD Chose A, be fired without any hesiion.19 到了写Assessment 的时间了，你知道取得满意JAF(Job Assessment form)的关键步骤吗？A B CD努力工作努力工作不报 OT巨努力的工作坚决不报 OT放飞机报 OTE 和 senoir 搞好关系19 DE Chose A, B or C, you are a so kindt you are not suitable for auditprofes.20 毕马威的公司治理结构是：A B C DE经理负责制 ptr 负责制 有志不在年高家庭联产承包责任

14、制谁 follow-up 谁负责20 ABE Answer C or D, pls see the neuropathy doctor immediay.21 在一个美好假日里，你和你的爱人勾肩搭背十分嚣张的走在的平安大街上。忽然你的上又出现了那恶的号码挂了挂了并关机直接把电池抠下来 接听，“你鸭打错了”大义凛然的接听, “你好，毕马威！”，正确的处理法是A B C D EFDise of your mobile phone at once!21D Chose A or B, you can not get promotion for ever.Chose C or F, you are su

15、ch a rudeguy, how can manager assign a job to you without any worry?Chose E, did you ever see KPMGs propaganda slide? KPMG hope each staff has a nice family. If your lover leftyou due tot, how can you work rearely?Use your head if you have, man!22 哪些是 KPMG staff 出大项目必须带的东西A B CD旅游鞋/擦眼泪的 盗版光盘 22ABCD

16、These should be your basics,23A B CD的含义是什么KPMG 大的名字KPMG AUDIT MANNUALKid And Mother Kill All Managers23 B Easy pos to gain here24 目前 KPMG 的用人机制是:A B C DE招重视有门路的“论资排辈大拨轰,宽进宽出”能直立行走的基本没问题24 BCDE Can not choose A, as it contains2obvious Chispelling mistakes5A B C DField work 中客户常会问：“小 X 啊，你工作几年了？”这一般代表

17、着：长辈对你的关心你，觉得你年纪不大，业务水准很高小样，你是新新新新新来的吧由此套问你的，打听你的隐私25 CD If you chose B, it must be short of something in yourbrain.26 如果被问到上题中所提到，你将回答：A B CD照实回答你猜，你猜，你猜猜猜跟他们提上次来审计的 in-charge，我跟他是同年讨厌，你不知道是人家的来的吗？26 C Theho chose B,D should seek for the job as a sol butterfly.27 IPO 可能是指:A B C DE初次公开Iromoted Often

18、大把的 OTI love P.O. Wong长时间离家ACDE In respectful memory of P.O. Wong , former SM of BJ如果今天 GA，你会怎么样呢？A02A B CD签到时随便 CHARGE 一个大客户，如 Sinopec / CM H.O.找人带签到，根本不出现照实签 GA，躲到一个角落里（如 4 部和 6 部的两个死角）上网立即本部 department head，申请更艰巨的工作28 ABC Thewiho chose D is so-called “FenQing”. However KPMG apprefair mood.ted the

19、29 如果今晚你有，但 in-charge 要求你加班，你会：A B CD不睬他，到点就走表面答应,趁午饭时给 in-charge 饭里下巴豆推掉,认真加班表面不动声色,耗到吃晚饭时,混水摸鱼,趁机溜掉29 DIf you chose A, you should improve your soft skills before you can be promoted.Wewill report to localman to watch theho chose B immediay.Thehochose C, pls refer the explanation of choice E for qu

20、estion 2130 风雨过后却怎么也见不到彩虹，一身伤痛的你还是决定离开了蓦然回首只见现在的你还记得起 KPMG 的含义么？A B DEKeep Playing More Golf / Girls Keng Pian Meng GuaiKlynveld Peat Marwick GeordelerAll of aboveE定睛一看原来 KPMG 的后面还藏着四个“口”这是啥咚咚？A B C DE四张”白板”喷涂，原本是定位用的四个格子“品”的特殊写法，代表客户经常请吃饭的公司Excel 的表格四位在 field 牺牲的杰出 Staff 的31 ABCDE These questions a

21、re designed to test ur imagination and humor! Make sureyou still have some when u leave!Total pounder 20:It seemst you are still in / below the level of A0. You areso kind and so honestt the job was not suitable for you totally. What you shouldow is open the IE, and key in “” ore a profes“.al auditor, butTotal pofrom 30-50:You arehe margofrly to say, it is still not the time for you toe a marble assistant managerhe company now.t worry, continue to try trickiern before. I am sureyou will get the victory one day.Total pofrom 50-80:Congratulations!