经典美剧老友记-第三季-第十三集-字幕-对白-中英文对照-看美剧学英语

1、Six dollars,please,麻烦六块钱Six? I just had it for one night. Its three.六块？我才租了一个晚上是三块钱Eight oclocks the cutoff. And,oh,its 8:02.八点钟结算，现在八点两分了You know,in a weird way, you have too much power. 不知道为什么 你的权力好像太大了You have to help me because I only have three.你得帮帮我，我只有三块钱I can help with that.我可以帮忙Oh,my God. R

2、ichard?我的天，理查？Your lip went bald.你的胡子刮掉了Thanks.谢谢You look great!你气色很好Right.是啊No,you do. You.不，真的，你What?什么？You got panties stuck to your leg.你的内裤黏在腿上了I was just grabbing some things out of the dryer,and static cling. 我刚才从烘干机里 拿出衣服，这是静电Or maybe God knew Id be running into you and saw an opportunity.也许

3、老天爷知道我会碰到你觉得这是个机会Its good to see you.见到你真高兴Its good to see you too.我也是The One Where Monica and Rich are Just Friends本集播出：摩妮卡与查理成为朋友 ”See that guy? Hes in Classics now.看到那像伙没有？他现在看的是经典巨片. but as soon as we leave, hes going straight to the porn.不过等我们一走他就马上去逛色情片Hell go to the counter with Citizen Kane,

4、Vertigo and Clockwork Orgy.到时候他会租 大国民”迷魂记”和发条橘子”This is nice. 这样真好-I miss this. -Me too.我好怀念这种时光我也是You want to get a hamburger or something? 想起吃个汉堡什么的吗？I dont know if thats a good idea.我不知道这样好不好Just friends. I wont grope you. I promise. 只是朋友嘛 我保证不会毛手毛脚I think its too soon.我觉得太快了No,its not too soon.

5、I had lunch at 11.不会太快，我H一电吃的午餐Yeah,baby!好啊-What are you making? -Chocolate milk. Want some?你在做什么？ 巧克力牛奶，想喝吗？No,thanks. Im 29.不，谢了，我已经 29岁了Oh,my God! I gotta go to work!我的天，我得上班了What time will you get off tonight? 你今晚几点下班？It could be really late.可能会很晚Not again!拜托，怎么又这样？I know. Im sorry. Ill make a d

6、eal with you,okay? 我知道，对不起 我们打个商量好吗？Every night that youre asleep before I get home.只要你在我回家以前睡着.I will wake you up in a way that has proved popular in the past. 我就用你以前很喜欢的方法让你起来Well,if you need to stay late, I want to be supportive of that.如果你要加班 我很愿意支持你Look at you. Since when do you rollerblade? 看，

7、你什么时候开始溜冰了 ？Since tomorrow.明天I met a cute guy in the park.我在公园遇到一个帅哥And he jogs and blades and swims and so we made a deal.他是，慢跑、 溜冰和游泳高手，我们说好了Hes gonna teach me how to do jock stuff.他要教我各种运动-And what are you gonna do for him? -Im gonna let him. 那你要如何回报他？我会让他达到目的Cool.很好Good morning.早安Somebody got in

8、 late last night.有人昨晚很晚才回来哦Yeah,well,I ran into Richard,这个嘛，我碰到理查了When did this happen?什么时候的事？Around 8:02,大概八点两分We talked for a while,and then we went out for an innocent burger. 我们聊了会儿 然后一起吃了个单纯的汉堡Theres no such thing as an innocent burger,没有所谓 单纯的汉堡 ”-Gonna see him again? -Tomorrow night,你还会跟他见面吗？

9、明天晚上Monica,what are you doing? 摩妮卡，你这是在干什么？She spent six months getting over him.她花了六个月才忘 t己他 .and now shes celebrating that by going on a date with him. 现在她庆祝的方式 就是跟他约会Its not a date,okay?这不是约会，好吗？Im teaching him how to make a lasagna for a potluck dinner. 我要教他做千层面 他要在家里请客You might want to make ext

10、ra,because youll be hungry after the sex. 最好多做点做爱之后会很饿Were not gonna have sex.我们不会上床Nothings changed here. He still doesnt want children,and I still do.一切如旧，他还是不要孩子我还是想要孩子So were just gonna be friends.所以我们只能当朋友Naked friends,赤裸裸的朋友-Do you have any ice? -Check the freezer.你有冰吗？打开冷冻库看看If theres none in

11、 there, were probably out.如果没有，那大概就是用完了Are you just getting home? Its late.你刚下班吗？很晚了I know. I had the greatest day,though.我知道，不过今天实在太棒了I went to a meeting with reps from Calvin Klein, 我和卡文克莱的销售代表开会I liked a line of lingerie,so my boss ordered a ton of it. And you? 我看中一款性感内衣 我老板就订了一吨，你呢？I discovered

12、Im able to count all my teeth using just my tongue. 我发现我可以光用舌头数完所有牙齿Why do you have a copy of The Shining in your freezer? 你把一本 鬼店“放在冷冻库干嘛？I was reading it last night and I got scared,so.我昨晚越看越害怕，就 But youre safe from it if its in the freezer? 把书放进冷冻库 你就安全了 吗？Well,safer.至少安全一点I never start reading i

13、t.我每次看书的时候 .without making sure we got room in the freezer.者 B 先确定冰库里有地方放 How often do you read it?你常常看这本书吗？Havent you ever read a book over and over again?你从不把本书看再看吗？I read Little Women more than once. 小妇人“我看了好几次Its a classic. Whats so great about The Shining?那是经典作品 鬼店“哪里好看？The question should be,w

14、hat is not so great about The Shining?你应该问 鬼店“有哪里不好看And the answer would be, nothing. All right? 答案是 没有“，知道吗？This is the scariest book ever.这是有史以来最恐怖的书I bet its better than that classic of yours. 一定比你的经典作品好看Well just see about that,okay?我们走着瞧，好吗？I will read The Shining, and you will read Little Wome

15、n. 我看 鬼店“你看 小妇人”All right,you got it. 好，没问题Now,Rach,these little women.瑞秋，这些小妇人How little are they?到底有多小？I mean,are they,like,scary little?会不会很恐怖？Chandler,Ross? This is Robert.钱德、罗斯，这是劳勃You have lipstick right here.你这里沾了唇膏Thats okay,its mine. We just kissed.没关系，那是我的唇膏 我们刚才接吻了Isnt it a bit cold out f

16、or shorts? 穿短裤有点冷吧？Well,Im from California.我是加州人Right. Sometimes you guys just burst into flame.对，有时候你们加州人会自燃 Im up. Im up. Ive gotten up now. Anybody want anything? 我起来了 我起来了有人要什么吗？-Ill have coffee. -Me too.我要咖啡 我也是Make that three.三杯吧Ross,why dont you come with me? 罗斯， 跟我来Whats the matter? Whats go

17、ing on?怎么了 ？怎么回事？Roberts coming out.劳勃快出来了What do you mean? Is he gay?什么意思？他是同性恋？Hes coming out of his shorts.他就快从短裤里掉出来了What?什么？The man is showing brain. 这像伙暴露重要部位Are you sure? Hold on.你确定？等一下Im sorry. That was a coffee and a.对不起 你们点的是咖啡和 Coffee. We could write it down.咖啡，我们可以写下来No,no. That wont be

18、 necessary.不 不用了Well?怎么样？What do we do? What do we do?我们该怎么办？Well,I suppose we just try to not look directly at it. 我想只能尽量不要用正眼看Like an eclipse.就像日 食一样When people compliment my cooking tonight,what do I say? 如果今晚有人称赞我的手艺 我该怎么说？You say,Thank you. Then you buy me something pretty.你说 多谢夸奖”然后买礼物酬谢我Come

19、on,were gonna put our hands in this bowl. 来， 我们把手放进这个林里.and were gonna start squishing the tomatoes.然后开始把番茄压碎This feels very weird.感觉怪怪的You touch peoples eyeballs and this feels weird?你整天摸人家的眼球 还说这感觉怪怪的？Sure,I touch them. But I spent years learning not to squish them.我当然会摸人家的眼球 但我好不容易才不动手压碎Thats my

20、hand,那是我的手-Keep squishing. -The tomatoes are squishing.继续压 番茄吱吱响You got some on your shirt.你的衬衫沾至 U 了Hold on a second.等一下Just put a little club soda on it. Get to it right away. 马上放苏打水上去It should do.应该一.the trick,就可以了What?怎么了？Youve got some on your pants.你裤子上也沾至 U 了Ill just throw them out.干脆丢掉算了Thes

21、e little women!这些小妇人Youre liking it? 你喜欢吗？Oh,yeah. Amy just burned Jos manuscript.喜欢，爱美刚烧了乔的稿子I dont see how he could forgive her.我看他永远不会原谅她Jos a girl. Its short for Josephine.乔是女的，是约瑟芬的简称But Jos got a crush on Laurie.但乔喜欢劳瑞You mean its like a girl-girl thing? 你是说这是女同性恋？That is the one thing missing

22、 from The Shining. 鬼店“可没有这种东西No,actually,Lauries a boy.不，其实劳瑞是男的No wonder Rachel had to read this so many times.难怪瑞秋要看这么多次Howd the basketball go?篮球好玩吗？I learned how to shoot a lay-up, a foul shot,and a 23-pointer.我学会了篮板球、罚球 和23分球You mean a 3-pointer?你是说三分球吧？I get more because Im dainty.我姿势优美，可以多几分Is

23、 there a phone here to check my messages论里有没有电话可以查留言？-ln back. Do you want a quarter? -I always carry one in my sock. 在后面，你有铜板吗？我一向在袜子里放一个铜板What are you doing? Get back on your side 你干嘛？回去那边坐Hello!哈罗Im Joey. We havent met.我是乔伊，我们还没见过面Good to meet you. Robert.很高兴认识你，劳勃What?怎么了？What? You guys,what is

24、going on?怎么了 ？你们怎么回事？Do you not like Robert?你们不喜欢劳勃吗？Why are you laughing?你们笑什么？Calm down. No reason to get testy.平静一点，用不着激动-You guys! Come on! -Were sorry.你们怎么回事嘛？对不起It just seems that Robert isnt as concealed in the shorts area只不过你的劳勃的短裤 蔽体的的部份.as one may have hoped.好像是少了点What do you mean?什么意思？Cou

25、ld you pass me those cookies?把饼干拿给我好吗？Sure.没问题So howd the lasagna go over?他们喜不喜欢千层面？Really? Good. So you owe me three pretty things.真的？很好 现在你欠我三样礼物了Ive been thinking about you too. 我直在想着你的事Well,no. Its hard, this platonomy thing. 不，这种柏拉图恋情很不容易Its a word.这是一个词I do think its better this way. Were bein

26、g smart.我觉得这样比较好 这样才是明智之举Yes,Im sure.对，我肯定You really sure?你真的肯定？Ill call you back.我再回你电话So we can be friends who sleep together.我们可以当有性关系的朋友Absolutely. Thisll just be something we do. 没错，这不代表什么Like racquetball.就像打壁球一样Sounds smart and healthy to me.我觉得聪明又健康So just out of curiosity. 不过基于好奇心.do you cur

27、rently have any other racquetball buddies?你还有几个打壁球的伙伴？Just your dad.只有你爸爸一个Although thats actually racquetball.虽然那是真的壁球You know,I do have a blind date. 我下星期二 .with my sisters neighbor next Tuesday.要和我妹妹的邻居约会Do you want me to cancel it?你希望我取消吗？No!不要Because if you did, that means youd be canceling for

28、 me.如果你取消 那就是为我取消的-And were just friends. -Exactly.而我们只是朋友 没错Oh,dont sit down.不要坐-Ready to go? -You bet.可以走了吗？ 可以And first,heres a gift.不过先送你一个礼物Stretchy pants?!伸缩内裤？The greatest things in the world! If I were you,Id wear them every day. 这个东西好得要命 如果是我，我会天天穿Gee,thank you. Really,thats so nice.谢谢，真的，你

29、太体帖了But,to be honest, I dont think I can wear these.不过说老实话 我看我不能穿Theyre so tight. Id feel like Im on display.太紧了，我会觉得 好像是给人家看的Im sorry.对不起Thats all right. Ill figure. 没关系，我再想办法 Hows it going?大家好吗？Good.很好Hows The Shining? 鬼店好不好看？Danny just went into Room 217.丹尼刚走进 217号房The next parts the best! That d

30、ead lady in the bathtub 下面是最精彩的 浴缸里的死女人Youre gonna ruin it! 这样就不好看了Ill talk in code.我用密码说Remember when the kid sees those two blanks in the hallway? 记得小孩在走廊看到那两个空白”吗？Yeah,thats very cool.对，那里很好看All blank and no blank makes blank a blank-blank. 所有的 空白”都把空白”弄成空白”No,the end!不，讲结局Jack almost kills them

31、with the blank.杰克差点用 空白”杀了他们. but in the last second, they get away.不过到最后关头 他们还是跑了I cant believe you just did that.你居然做这种事I cant believe she cracked your code.她居然识破你的密码Okay. Laurie proposes to Jo and she says no.好， 劳瑞跟乔求婚， 她拒绝了.even though shes in love with him. Then he ends up marrying Amy. 虽然她其实爱着

32、他 他后来娶了爱美Mine was by accident!我不是存心要讲的The boiler explodes and destroys the hotel and kills the dad.锅炉爆炸，烧毁旅馆 那个爸爸也被烧死了Beth dies.贝丝死了Beth dies?贝丝死了？Is that true? If I keep reading,is Beth gonna die?真的吗？如果继续看下去贝丝就会死?No,Beth doesnt die. She doesnt die. Does she,Rachel?不，贝丝不会死，她不会死对不对，瑞秋？Hes asking if y

33、ouve ruined.他问的是你是不是破坏了.the first book hes ever loved that didnt star Jack Nicholson.他喜欢的第一本不是由 杰克尼克逊当主角的小说？No. She doesnt die.不，她不会死Then why would you say that?那你干嘛这么说?Because I wanted to hurt you.因为我故意要伤害你Oh,there they are. I dropped my keys.在这里，我的钥匙掉了Got them.找到了Sorry. Im sorry.对不起，对不起You would n

34、ot believe my day.你一定不敢相信我今天有多惨I had to work two shifts. And then to top it off.我上了两个班 除此之外 .I lost one of my fake boobs in a grill fire. 我的义乳又被烤炉的火烧了What are you smiling at?你在笑什么？I was thinking your day could still pick up.我在想可能会柳暗花明又一村I love this friend thing! 我喜欢这种朋友关系Roberts gonna be here any se

35、cond, so could one of you just tell him?劳勃马上就要来了 你们哪个人跟他说好吗？Please,right now.拜托，马上说Every time I see him,its ls it on the loose? Is it watching me? 我一见他就想 那玩意儿 是不是晃来晃去看着我”We cant tell him.我们不能跟他说You cant go up to a guy you barely know and talk about his stuff. 你不能跟素昧平生的人 谈他的那话儿”Hes right. Even if its

36、 to say something complimentary. 他说得对 就算是赞美也不行You ready for the gym?可以去健身房了吗？Theres a new rock-climbing wall. We can spot each other. 有面新的攀岩墙 我们可以互相侦查Yeah,I can spot you from here.我从这里就可以侦查你What?什么？Listen,Robert.听我说，劳勃Hey,dont we have to.?我们不是要 Yeah,we got.对，我们要I think youre really,really great.我觉得你

37、这个人真的很棒Oh,God. Here we go again.老天，又来了Why does this keep happening? Is it something Im putting out there? 为什么老是发生这种事? 我什么东西让你不高兴？Is this my fault? Or am I just nuts? 这是我的错吗？I dont know what to say.我不知道该怎么说Hey,buddy? This is a family place. Put the mouse back in the house.老弟？这是阖家光临的地方把老鼠放回屋里去Really?

38、Its just like everyone elses apartment.真的？这间公寓很普通啊Its got rooms and walls and ceilings. 样有房间、墙壁和天花板I just wanted to see where you live. Now give me the tour. 我只是想看看你住的地方 带我参观参观Oh,my God!我的天-This is the living room. -Thats nice. 这里是客厅 真舒适-And this is the kitchen. -Thats real pretty.这里是厨房 真漂亮Wait a mi

39、nute. Dont I get to see the bedroom?等一下 我不能参观卧室吗？Well,its pretty much your typical. 这是很普通的 . bedroom.卧室Were still on this side of the door. I didnt get to see it.我们还在门的这一头 我还没看到Oh,shoot. Maybe next time. Thanks for a lovely evening.要命，下次吧 今晚非常愉快So who is she?她是谁？That was the blind date I told you about.我跟你说过 就是我妹妹介绍的人She called and switched it from Tuesday.她打电话来改期到今天Did you like her?你喜欢她吗？Im just asking as a friend, because I am totally fine with this. 我是以朋友的身份问的 因为我不会不高兴Well,you seem fine.你看起来很高兴Okay,you know what? Im not fine. Im no