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1、Rachel. Were running low on resumes.瑞秋 履历表快用完了You want a job with Popular Mechanics? 你真想到 大众机械杂志社上班吗Well, if youre gonna work for mechanics,如果你想要从事机械行业those are the ones to work for.那你就算找对地方了Guys, Im going for anything here. 各位 我什么者B得试试I cant be a waitress anymore.我不能再当服务生了I mean it. Im sick of the

2、lousy tips.我是说真的 我已厌倦微薄小费Im sick of being called Excuse Me. 我已厌倦顾客不把我当人使唤Rach, did you proofread these?瑞秋 这些你校对过吗Yeah. Why?对有问题吗Nothing. Im sure theyll be impressed 没事 他们对你高超的with your excellent compuper skills.电恼技术定会印象深刻的Oh, my God! Do you think its on all of them? 糟了 每一份上面都这样吗No, Im sure the Xerox

3、 machine caught a few.没事 我肯定富士施乐打印机改掉一些了-Hey, guys. - Hey.-嗨 小伙子们-嗨Hi, ladies.嗨 姑娘们Can I get you anything?需要什么吗Did you bring the mail? 信件带来了 没-Lots of responses. - Really?-很多回复-真的吗Sure, we have scones left!我们这儿当然还有烤饼Read them to me.快念给我听Dear Miss Greene:亲爱的格林小姐Thank you for your inquiry. However 感谢您

4、的申请 然而.”-We have apple cinnamon -Dear Ms. Greene.-我们有苹果肉桂-亲爱的格林小姐Yeah, yeah! No.好好不行-What? - Your Visa bill is huge!-怎么了 -你的信用卡账单不少呀Give me that.给我I cant believe you. Lindas so great.我真不敢相信 琳达那么好Why wont you go out with her? 你为何不再和她约会-I dont know. - ls this still about her.-我也不知道 -还是因为她说了-I dont kno

5、w. - ls this still about her. 60年代美国动画片 故事以原始人为背景. The Flintstones could have really happened thing?摩登原始人里的情节真有可能发生Its not just that. I want someone who does something for me. 不仅仅是那样我要一个能让我有感觉.who gets my heart pounding. 能让我心跳力口速Who makes me.能给我.Little playthings with yarn? 做小毛绒玩具吗What?什么Could you w

6、ant her more?你是有多喜欢她Who?谁Who?美国七十年代情景喜剧Dee, the sarcastic sister from Whats Happening!.阿蒂 发生何事中那个犀利的妹妹Look, Im totally over her.我早就不喜欢她了-Hi! - Coffee?-嗨-要咖啡吗-No, were fine. - Okay.-不用力口 -好的-Shut up! - Were not saying anything.-闭嘴-我们什么都没说-What? - Joey cried last night.-怎么了 -昨晚乔伊哭了-Thank you. - We wer

7、e playing poker -谢谢 -我们正在玩扑克牌There was chocolate on the three. It looked like an eight.三点上有巧克力 看起来像是八点You should have seen him.可惜你没看到Read them and weep!他说准备痛哭流涕吧”And then he did.结果哭的是他Now, how come you guys have never played poker with us? 你们怎么没和我们玩过扑克牌Yeah, what is that?对啊 为什么Like some kind of sexi

8、st guy thing? 这是性别歧视的问题吗Its poker, so only guys can play? 这是扑克 只有男人才能玩No. Women can play.不啊 女生也欢迎加人Then, what is it? Some kind of, like, some kind of, you know 刃B么为什么 这至U底是为什么All right, what is it? 快说 到底为什么There are just no women in our game.只是刚好女生没力口入罢了We just dont know any women who know how to pl

9、ay poker. 对我们刚好找不到会玩扑克的女生That is such a lame excuse. Its a typical guy response.这个借 口真烂 男生者 B 是这种反应Do you know how to play? 请问你们谁会玩扑克牌No.不会-But you could teach us. - No.-但你们可以教我们-不要Okay, so now we draw cards. 现在开始抽牌So I wouldnt need any. I have a straight.我不需要对吧 因为我一把顺-Oh, good for you! - Congratula

10、tions!- 你太棒了 -恭喜了-Pheebs, how many do you want? - I just need two.-菲比 你要几张-我需要两张The 10 of spades and the 6 of clubs.黑桃十和梅花六Pheebs. No, you cant菲比 不 你不能这么要Wait! I have the 10 of spades! Here.等等 我有你要的黑桃十给Thanks!谢谢！No, you cant do that.不 你不能那样Its ok. Dont need them. Im going for fours.没关系 我不需要 我要四张同点Oh

11、, youre.哦是吗Here we go.开始吧Weve got salmon roulettes and assorted crudites.我们有炸鞋鱼圈配蔬菜沙拉Monica. What are you doing?莫妮卡 你在干什么This is a poker game. You cant serve food with more than one syllable. 这是打扑克 食物名称不能超过两个字Its got to be like chips or dip or pretz.得是薯片 沙司 百奇之类的OK, so at this point, the dealer.现在发牌

12、的人.We got it. Lets play for real.我们会了 开始玩真的吧High stakes. Big bucks!高赌资 大笔钱You sure? Phoebe just threw away two jacks 你当真 菲比刚丢出一双H一，点because they didnt look happy.就因为他们好像不开心But Im ready. So just deal.但我准备好了发牌吧Okay, last-minute lesson! Joey.各位 最后通知 乔伊Three.三点Eight.八点Eight. Three. All right, very good.

13、 八点 三点 好的 不错Damn it, damn it, damn it! 该死 该死 该死-I see, so you were lying. - About what?-我明白了 你们在骗人 -骗什么-About how good your cards were. - I was bluffing.-骗你们牌有多好-那是唬人And what is bluffing? 什么是唬Is it not another word for lying? 不就是骗的同义字吗Sorry to break up this party,抱歉 我不能再玩了but Ive got to go fax resum

14、es before work. 我得在明天工作前打好履历表but Ive got to go fax resumes before work. settle 也有定居之意-Weve got to settle. - Settle what?-瑞秋 我们得算帐-什么定居The Jamestown colony of Virginia.在维吉尼亚的詹姆斯敦殖民地See, King George is giving us the land.乔治三世把它给了我们美国所以.-The game, Rachel. You owe us money. - Right.-是扑克 瑞秋 你欠我们钱 -对哦You

15、know what, you guys? Its their first time, 这样吧 兄弟们 这是她们第一次打扑克 why dont we just forget about the money, alright? 别和她们计较钱了Hell, no. Well pay!那怎么行 我们会付钱的Monica, I had another answer all ready.莫妮卡 我本来准备好另一个回复了And you know what? We want a rematch.你们知道吗 我们要重来一盘Well thats fine with me. Could use the money.

16、我无所谓 钱多不嫌烧手So basically, you get your ya-yas这么说你们的组合家具基本上by taking money from your friends. 都是用朋友的钱买来的Yes, and I get my ya-yas from IKEA.没错 而且我是在宜家”家具商场买的You have to put them together yourself, but they cost a little less.彳导自 己动手装 但便宜一,电Look, Rach, this is poker. I play to win.瑞秋 这是扑克牌 玩就是要赢For me t

17、o win, others have to lose.如果我想赢 就得有人输If youre gonna play pocker with me, dont expect me to be a nice guy. 如果想和我玩牌就别指望我做个好人Because once those cards are dealt.因为牌一发出Yeah?然后呢Im not a nice guy. 我就不是个好人All right, boys, lets eat.各位 吃吧Did you get that from the I Love Rachel Pizzeria? 这是从我爱瑞秋披萨屋买的吗You stil

18、l on that?还没笑够啊Come on. What was with that Black Bart speech?得了吧 不然你为何学黑道电影讲话When I play poker, Im not a nice guy.玩起牌来 我就不是个好人”Youre way off.你扯太远了No, I dont think so, because I think you love her!我可不这么认为因为我觉得你爱她No. I might have had feelings for her at one time. 不 或许我曾对她有爱意Not anymore.但我已心灰意冷I just我只

19、是Marcel! Where are you going with that disk? 马塞尔 你拿那张光盘要干嘛You are not putting that on again. Marcel!不能再放上去 马塞尔If you press that button,you are in very, very big trouble.如果你按那个按钮你可有大麻烦了You believe what a jerk Ross was being?你能相信罗斯刚刚那么混蛋吗-Yeah, I know. - He can get really competitive.-我懂-他的好胜心最强了What?

20、什么Hello, kettle, This is Monica. Youre black!你好水壶 我是莫妮卡 你好黑啊Hello, kettle, This is Monica. Youre black!罐子笑壶黑 谚语 指五十步笑百步Please!拜托Im not as bad as Ross.我没像罗斯那么过分I beg to differ. The Pictionary incident? 我抗议画图猜字那次呢That wasnt an incident. 我不是故意的I was gesturing and the plate slipped out of my hand.我在做手势时

21、盘子不慎从手里滑落了-I got an interview! - Youre kidding! Where?-我有面试机会了 -不是吧 在哪-I got an interview! - Youre kidding! Where? 顶级百货公司Saks Fifth Avenue.萨克斯第五大道精品店Oh, Rachel!哦瑞秋Its like the mother ship is calling you home.这就像是母舰在呼唤你归队-Whats the job? - Assistant buyer.-是什么工作 -采购助理I would be shopping!我要靠购物.For a li

22、ving! 来谋生了Thats Aunt Iris. This womans been playing poker since she was 5. 艾莉丝姑姑来了她从五岁便开始玩牌Youve got to listen to every word she says.她说的每个字我们都得牢记在心ls Tony Randall dead?托尼 兰德尔死了吗ls Tony Randall dead?著名演员-What? I dont think so. - He may be now.-什么 没有吧-现在说不定-Because I think I hit him with my car. - My

23、 God, really?-因为我好像开车撞到他了-真的吗No, thats bluffing. Lesson number one.不 唬你们的 这是第一课Let me tell you something. 我告诉你们Everything you hear at a poker game is pure crap!打扑克时听至U的每个字者B是狗屁-Nice earrings. - Thank you.-耳环挺好看 -曲t.Girls, sit down.坐吧姑娘们Aunt Iris, this is Phoebe and Rachel.艾莉丝姑姑 这是菲比 这是瑞秋Listen, Im p

24、arked at a meter. Lets do it. Okay?听着 我停车要收费的快点开始吧Ross, could we please listen to anything else?罗斯 求你了 我们能听点别的吗All right.好吧Im gonna pay for that tonight. 晚上我要遭报应了Hi. Guys, guess what?伙计们 猜猜看怎么了The fifth dentist caved,第五位牙医妥协了The fifth dentist caved,该品牌广告中称五个牙医有四个推荐它and now theyre all recommending Tr

25、ident?他们现在都推销三叉戟牌口香糖了吗No, the interview!不 是面试She loved me! She absolutely loved me.她喜欢我 她绝对非常喜欢我We talked like two and a half hours.我们谈了能有两个半小时Weve the same taste in clothes.我们对服饰的品味一致And I went to camp with her cousin.我还和她的表妹一起去过夏令营The job is perfect! I can do this.这工作太完美了 我可以胜任Thats great! Thats w

26、onderful.太好了 太棒了Then she told the funniest story.然后她给我讲了个超好笑的故事Great, you will tell us and well laugh.很好 行了 假设你讲完了我们笑完了Lets play poker!玩牌吧Listen you guys, we talked about it各位听好 我们谈过此事and if you dont wanna play, we completely understand 如果你们不想玩我们完全了 解Yes, we can play some other game.对 我们可以玩别的游戏Like,

27、 I dont know. Pictionary? 比如说看图猜字Very funny.真好笑But I think wed like to give poker another try. Shall we, ladies? 但我们想再试一次打扑克 对吧姑娘们Yes, I think we should.没错 我想是的Rach. Do you want me to shuffle those?瑞秋 需要我来洗牌吗No. Thats okay, Im gonna give it a go.不用了 没事 我想自己试试So Pheebs owes $7. 50. Monica owes $10.00

28、.这样菲比欠 7块5 莫妮卡欠 10块And Rachel, you owe 15 big ones!瑞秋 你欠 15块Thanks for teaching us Cross-Eyed Mary.谢谢教我们美女斜眼暗示法”You guys, we gotta play that at our regular game.兄弟们 我们平时玩牌的时候也该试试All right, heres my $7.50.给 这是我的 7块5But I think you should know that this money is cursed.不过我告诉你们这钱已受到诅咒-What? - I cursed

29、it!-什么-我对它下了咒Now bad things will happen to the spender. 花这些钱的人会倒大霉Thats alright, Ill take it.无所谓 我接受Bad things happen to me anyway.我反正够倒霉的了This way, I can split them up with a movie.这样的话 我还可以看场电影分散分散So that just leaves the big Greene poker machine, who owes 15.现在只差格林牌扑克机欠了15块没给了Its so typical.男生都这副德

30、行Im a man! I have a penis!我是男人 我有小鸡鸡”I have to win money to exert my power over women! 我得靠赢钱才能征服女人 You know. This isnt over.知道吗 这事没完Well play you again.我们还要跟你们再战And well win, and youll lose.我们大获全胜 你们一败涂地And youll beg, and well laugh.你们跪地求饶 我们仰天大笑And well take every last dime you have.我们会赢走你们的每一分钱And

31、 youll hate yourselves forever! 你们会永远恨死自己Kind of stepped on my point there, Mon.你这有点给我拆台啊 莫妮卡So, you gals wanna give us your money now?姑女良们 你们想现在就把钱给我们吗That way, we dont have to go through这样我们就不必浪费时间the formality of actually playing. 装模作样地玩一场了No, thats fine.不就这样Well see who has the last laugh, monke

32、y boy.我倒要看看谁笑到最后猴子男Done with chitchat? Ready for serious poker?聊完了没 可以开始玩真的了吗You guys, look! The one-eyed jack follows me wherever I go. 你们看 独眼杰克直看着我Right. Serious poker.好 玩真的-Excuse me. Where are you going? - To the bathroom.-等下 你要上哪儿去 -卫生间Want to go to the bathroom or play poker? 你想上厕所还是玩牌Go to th

33、e bathroom.我想上厕所-Well, Im gonna order a pizza. - No!-好吧 我去订披萨 -不行Im waiting to hear from that job. 我还在等面试回信The store closes at 9:00. Eat then.他们的店9点关门 那时候再吃吧Thats fine. Ill just have a Tic Tac to hold me over.行 那我就含块薄荷糖提神All right. Cincinnati. No blinds. Everybody,ante. 来吧 辛辛那提玩法 下注吧Yes!太好了Or no.或者不

34、太好All right! Your moneys mine, Greene.你的钱是我的了 格林Your flys open, Geller.你的裤门没拉 盖勒You guys know what I just realized? 你们知道我刚发现什么吗Joker is poker with a J!杰克就是把扑克中的扑换掉Coincidence?是巧合吗Thats jo-incidence with a C!这么说巧合就是茄盒变过来的啊-Phoebe? - Yeah, Im out.-菲比-我不跟了-Im in. - Me too.-我跟-我也跟Me too. What do you got

35、?我也跟 你拿什么牌Me too. What do you got? flush 有同花的意思You better hop out of the shower, because I got a flush.你最好赶紧洗完澡因为我要冲马桶了Well, well, well!行了 行了 行了Hop back in, bucko, because I got four sixes!滚回来吧小子 因为我拿了四张六I got four sixes! I won! 我有 四张六 我赢了I actually won! Oh, my God!我真的赢了 天哪You know what? Ill make a

36、little Ross pile. 你们知道吗 我要把小罗斯堆起来I think that one was Ross. And I think that one was Ross.我想这是罗斯的 那个也是罗斯的Well, I have got your money, and youll never see it,你的钱都归了 我 再也别想见到它and your flys still open,你的裤门还没拉I made you look.我骗到你低头看-Im in. - I couldnt be in-er.-我跟-我肯定跟Monica, in or out?莫妮卡跟还是不跟I hate th

37、is game!我讨厌玩牌Joey, your bet.乔伊 你呢I fold like a cheap hooker who got hit in the stomach.我输得像是个廉价妓女还被一个by a fat guy with sores on his face.满脸伤痕的胖子对着肚子踹了一脚Im out.我不跟-Ross? - Im very in.-罗斯-我确定跟 -Chandler? - Couldnt be more out.-钱德勒-绝对不跟Me too. Rachel?我也一样瑞秋I will see you and Ill raise you.我不但跟而且还要加注Wha

38、t do you say, wanna waste another buck?如何 还想再浪费钱吗No, not this time. So, what did you have这回肯定不会 来吧 给我看牌-Im not telling. - Show them.-我不会说的 -给我看-No. - Show them!-不-给我看-Get your hands out of there! - Ive had dates like this.-把你的手拿开 -我约会时常常这样Boy, you really cant stand to lose, can you?天啊 你真是输不起的家伙Your

39、whole face is getting red.你的脸涨得好红Veins popping out of your temple! 太阳穴青筋毕露Plus, that shirt doesnt really match those pants.而且这件上衣跟裤子一点不搭-First of all. Im not losing. - Youre definitely losing.- 首先 我不会输的 -你输定了Hello. Rachel Greene.你好瑞秋格林Excuse me. Its about the job!不好意思 这是有关工作的电话Barbara, hi! How are y

40、ou?芭芭拉 你好吗No, I understand.不 我理解Come on. No, Im fine. Dont be silly. Yeah.不 我没事 快别这么说But if anything else opens up, please 但如果还有其他职位缺人请Hello?喂Sorry, Rach.我很遗憾，瑞秋Theres gonna be lots of other stuff.工作机会肯定有的是Okay.好的Where were we?玩到哪儿了Five-card draw.五张牌抽法Jacks are better. Nothing wild. Everybody,ante.

41、11 ,电算大 大家下注-Look, Rach, we dont have to do this. - Yes, we do.-瑞秋 别再玩了 -要玩 下注-All right. Check. - Check.-好吧 不跟-不跟-Im in for 50 cents. - Call.-我跟 5毛钱-跟Im in.我跟I see your 50 cents.我跟你 5毛.and I raise you $5.而且我要加5块钱I thought it was a 50-cent limit.我以为 5毛是上限I just lost a job, Id like to raise it $5.我刚失

42、去工作机会 所以想加5块Does anyone have a problem with that?各位有问题吗-Not at all. - No. Were out.-当然没有-没有 我们收牌Loser?废柴-No, I fold. - What do you mean, you fold?-我收牌了 -你收牌是什么意思I thought that, Once the cards are dealt, Im not a nice guy.你不是说一旦发牌 我就不是好人”吗Were you just full of it? 还是只是信口胡说Im in.我跟-How many do you want? - One.-要几张牌 -一张Dealer takes two.庄家两张-What do you bet? - I bet $2.-下多少-我下 2 块Okay. I see your $2.我跟你 2块.and I raise you.再力你.20. 20块I see your $20.我跟你 20块. raise you $25.再加到 25块I see your $25 a