小学生有趣幽默的英语笑话

1、 小学生有趣幽默的英语笑话关于有趣的英语笑话All I do is payMy family is just like a nation, Mr. Brown told his colleague. My wife is the minister of finance, my mother-in-law is the minister of war, and my daughter is foreign secretary.Sounds interesting, his colleague replied. And what is your positionIm the people. All

2、 I do is pay.我要做的一切就是付钱布朗先生告诉同事说：我的家简直就象一个国家一样。我妻子是财政部长。我岳母是作战部长，我女儿是外交秘书。听上去挺有意思的，他的同事说，那你的职务是什么呢我就是老百姓。我要做的一切就是付钱。有趣幽默的英语笑话HospitalityThe hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and retu

3、rned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guests plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese In the rat-trap, sir, replied the boy.好客由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一

4、会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。 客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：孩子，你的眼睛就是比*妈的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪 在捕鼠夹上，先生。那小男孩说。英语爆笑的笑话精选The mean mans partyThe notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot.Why use my elbow and footWell, gosh, was the reply, Youre not coming empty-hangded, are you吝啬鬼请客一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：你上到五楼，找中间