教程说明笔记605the one with joeys porsche

1、Theith Joeys PorscheWritten by: Perry Rein & Gigi McCreery Transcribed by: Eric Aasen605的保时捷和找撤消婚约，但他们衣冠不整.判定两人不够资格取消婚约，于是他们只好又去找的办离婚。对的爱昭然若揭。承认这次结婚是她酒后犯错。捡到一把保时捷的，于是守株待兔，在车旁等失主的出现。他搞错了失主，后又因旧意尤未尽。误会是车主而备受瞩目。当车主开着保时捷绝尘而去，仍、和照看和的孩子们。玩具卡在的喉咙上，送他去急救。只得独立照看小孩。6.05 Theith JoeysPorscheRachel andRoss go to

2、 a judge to get their annulment, but they air too muchanyone to find out about. Everyone usually wants to know about others dirty laundry.(有点像 skeletonhe cupboard).The judge decides they lawyer for a divorce.t qualify for an annulment, so they go to RosssRoss makes it pretty obvioust he still loves

3、Rachel.Rachel revealst it was her drunken idea to get married.Joey finds the keys to someones Porsche.dirty laundryususally used to describe someones secretst they t wantHe decides to wait by the car until the owner shows up.He gets mistaken for the owner, and likes the attention he gets so muchteve

4、n after the owner takes the car away, hekeeps up the charade(n.猜字谜).Phoebe,ica and Chandler take care of Frand Alibabies.Chandler gets a toy stuck in his throat andica takes him to the doctor.Phoebe has to take care of the babies by herself.Scene: ica Ross, who both Rosss secretand Rachels, the gang

5、 is there except forRachel and boutcome storming in. Rachel ismarriage.still going ogo offto angrily complain aboutRachel: I cannot bemarried!vet you didntl met weare stillRoss: Look I was going tol you!Rachel: When?! After the birth of ourRoss didnt get the annulment; we are stillsecret child?! (To

6、 All) married.Chandler: What?ica:Youre kidding!Phoebe:(overng it) Oh my God!overt v.做得过火 夸张ica:Ross!Ross: Okay, maybe it wasnt my best deciface another failed marriage. But Ijust couldntChandler: Okay, let me just think this was a sucsfuljump in and ask, marriage?at whatpodid youRoss: Rach, come on,

7、 if youthink about it, itually itskinda best notfunny. (He laughs, and he laughs alone.) Okay, maybe to think about it.Phoebe: Okay, this is inexcusable. I am shocked to my very惊不已!core 我震inexcusalbe adj.不可宽恕的 难以原谅的/to the core adv.彻底Ross: Phoebe, Itoldheryou already knew.Phoebe: Another.Youhave a s

8、ickness!Chandler: Ross,justformy own piece of mind, youre not married toanymore of us are ya?Ross: Look, Rach, I was going to my own way.l you.I just wanted tot inRachel: Yes, silently, with no words.Joey：HeyHey, Look, inRoss defense, okay(cannot come upwithord)in ones defense adv.为辩护Opening Credits

9、Scene: Central Perk, Joey more coffee.andica are at the counter getting someJoey: Oh! Hey, somebody left their keys. (Looks at them) Ooohh, to a Porsche! Transcribers note: Oh come on! Who would leave the keys to their Porsche behind? If I had a Porsche, Id have the keys surgically attached to my ha

10、nd! Hey Gunther, these yours?surgically adv.如外科手术般地/ Dr. Ing. h.c. F. Porsche AG, often shortened to Porsche AG, or just Porsche, is a German sports car manufacturer, founded in 1931 by then Austrian(adj.奥地利的) Ferdinand Porsche, the engineer who alsocreated theVolkswagen(n.大众汽车). The company is loca

11、ted in Zuffenhausen, acity district of Stuttgart(n.斯图加特), Baden-Wrttemberg.Gunther: Yeah,ts what I drive. I make four bucks an hour, I saved up for 350 years!Joey: Na-uh! (To everyone there) Hey did anybody lose their keys?ica: Joey, whyt you put themhe lost and found?A lost and found (American Engl

12、ish) or lost property(n.招领失物) (British English),usually foundarge public pla, is where visitors can go to retrieve(v.重新找回) lost articlest may have been found by other visitors. Frequently found atmuseums, amusement parks(n.游乐园), schools, etc., a lost and found will typicallybe a box orroom in a loca

13、tion near the main entrance. It would be clearly marked ho has found a misplaced article, or misplaced an articlesot anythemselves,can find it.Betteranized lost and found offiwill try to contactthe owners of any lost items if there are any clues available contents of a suitcase). Practically all eit

14、her sell, give or(for exle hethrow away itemsafter a certain period has passed to clear their storage.失物招领Joey: Theres a lost and found? (Gunther sets the box upon the table.) My shoe! (Grabs it out of the box.)Chandler: You left a shoe here?!Joey: Well, I didnt realize until I got home. I wasnt gon

15、na walk all the way back down here with one shoe! Yknow what? Im gonna gofind so.)t guys car and leave a note on the windshield. (Goes to dowindshield n.挡风玻璃Chandler: Oh good, when he comes back for his keys, Ill be sure togive him your shoe.Joey: Great!nks. (Exits.)Phoebe: (coming in from the bathr

16、oom) Oh, good, good, you guys here! Listen, how would you like to spend tomorrow taking careare ofthree incredibly cuittle puppies?!ica: Oh my God, what a fun day!t sounds great!Chandler: (not enthused)Yeah, O.K.enthuse v.使热心Phoebe: Okay, well Ill by the way, theyre notbring them by tomorrow morning

17、. Okay,anduh,actually puppies, theyre Fr see ya! (Exits.)andAlitriplets. Okay,Chandler: Whoa-whoa-whoa! What?Phoebe: (stops) Please! Please! Please! Please! Oh please! Please!Please! Frand Alice askedme to babysit the tripletsand Imnervouscause Iveneveret before by myself!ica:t worryaboutitPhoebe, w

18、ell absoluyt.Chandler: Yeah, Impuppies.gonns.Cause I was kinda iffywhen it waspass v.过去/iffy adj.不确定的可疑的ica: Come on Chandler, come on! Itll give us great practice forwhen(realizes what shes about tosay and changes)people withbabies cometo visit.Joey：(Runsby) Thewrong car!Scene:ica andRachels, Phoeb

19、eand Rachel are having tea.Rachel: So,I stillhave boxes here.I still have boxes at Rosss,and I have nowhere to live! Wow. I could so easily freak out right now.Phoebe: What about me? I just found outt Denise is leaving townfor a while, Ive a roommate.Rachel: Well, maybe-maybe I could be your roommat

20、e Pheebs.Phoebe: Maybe you could be my roommate!Rachel:Well theresan idea!Phoebe:Yeah!Rachel:t would begreat! Wait, how long is Denise gone for?shed be back December 26th.Phoebe:Umm, she saidRachel:December 26th,huh maybe shes Santa Claus.(Phoebelaughs, then stops to think about it. Ross enters.)Rac

21、hel:(dean) Oh look who it is, my husband. The apple of my eye.the apple of o过，“the appleye： (n.瞳孔 珍爱物 宝贝) 英语中，瞳孔常用“pupil”来表达，不of the eye”也可表达此意，如中：“Keep me as the apple ofthe eye.”（求你保护我，如同保护眼中的瞳孔。）正因为这一典故，大约 9 世纪，短语“theapple of oye”（掌上明珠）开始们广泛使用。从另一方面来看，用“apple”（苹果）来指代“瞳孔”，则反映了人类过去在解剖学上的无知瞳孔（虹膜中间的小

22、圆孔）被误认为是“实心的球体”。也许苹果是 “实心球体”就被称为“眼中的苹果”日常生活中最经常见到的球体，所以，这个微小的Ross: Okay, I got us a court date for tomorrow at 2:00 and I pickedup all the forms. Ill take care of everything.Rachel: have no him.) hearWell sure, if you say youre gonna take care of everythingreason to doubt you. Give me those forms! (

23、Grabs them fromI, now Im gonnaep out of you!do this my way and It want topeep n.嘀咕声 轻轻的抱怨声eg:I children until youve finished yourt want to hear anotheep out of youRoss: Okay Rach, butRachel: Op! Youre peng!peep vt.嘀咕 叽叽歪歪(Ross grunts something and hands her.)her the pen he was trying to handRachel:

24、Ross! Yknow what, I just gotwhy? Why did you do this?!Ross: Look I told youRachel: It wanna hear Three failed marriages!Ross: Look, if youd had two failed marriages, youd understand!Rachel: Well, yknow what?Oh! I am so mad! Ross, Inks to you Im half way there! Ugh!t think I have ever been this angry

25、!Ross: What about the time Isaid we were on a break?Rachel: Ugh! (Stares at him.)Scene: The street down the block from Central Perk, Joey has found the Porsche and is writing the note.Guy #1: Nice car!Joey: Yeah, its not mine.Woman: (walking up) I love your car.Joey: Yeah, its (looks up and sees the

26、 woman) mine.Woman:I bet its fast.Joey:! Yeah. And comfortable. Do uh, do you like leather seats?Woman:Yeah!Joey: (checkshe window to make sure is them) Its gotem!Scene:ica and Rachels, the next day,Chandler,ica, and each have one baby.Phoebe are baby-sitting the triplets. Theyica: Pheebs, hows it g

27、oing?Phoebe: (raly) Imng okay. I thinkits going well.fast?Do youthink theyre having fun? Am I talking toica: Nope, sound like me. Pheebs, itsgoing great. LookatChandler with littaby girl Chandler.Chandler: Litt Oh right, Coach the bottle whenaby girl Chandler, whereI have heardtbefore?Ruben. (Tries

28、to get her to drink ahe suddenly smells something. Itslittle more from times like these you know whata situation overIm glad Smell-O-Vi Pheebs? When youre here too. (Phoebe ishasnt been invented.) Do e over there, we kinda havechanging hers.)Smell-O-Viwas a systemt released odors(n.气味) during the pr

29、ojection of afiot the viewer couldsmell what was happeninghe movie. Thetechnique was created by Hans Scent of Mystery, produced by pro s injected 30 differentLaube and made its only appearancehe 1960 filmMike Todd, Jr., son of film producer Mike Todd. Thesmellso a movie theaters seats when triggered

30、 bythe fioundtrack.Phoebe: Na-uh, no, we are all responsible for our own babies.Chandler: See ts where I think t youre wrong. Weve playing these babies man to man; we should really be playing a defense.been zoneman to man 人盯人防守/zone defense区域联防ica: What do you mean?Chandler: I just thinkt thingswoul

31、d be ingo a lot smoother ifachhave our own zone. Phoebe, you cancharge of wi. Andyknowof lookingdegrades, you can be in charge of diring and I can be inchargehow cute they are when they put their hands around (Heo baby talk, but he means when theygrab his finger.)dir v.换尿布Phoebe:t sounds really grea

32、t, but maybe youshould be in chargeof wi.Chandler: Okay, Im a rookie. I should not behe end zone.end zone(球门线到的) 达阵区 端区Time lapse, they have changes. Phoebe wipes,set up a little assembly line for dirChandler adds the on.der, begrudgingly, andica puts the dirassembly line n.(工厂产品的)装配线 流水线/begrudging

33、ly adv.气的的 小ica: This is so great! This is the restaurant.exactly how we set the platesatPhoebe: Yeah? (Checking the final ordered.dir) Well this is not whatIJoey: (entering) Hey guys!Chandler: Hey!Phoebe: Hey!Joey: Hey babies! Oh, Im havingthe best morning.t uh,tPorsche Ive got the keys to, still t

34、here!Chandler: Shocking! Since you still have the keys.shocking adj.极坏的 糟糕的 不像话的Joey: You should see the treatment I get when Im witht car! People are friendly; they-they wanna talk, and not just about the car! One guy gave me advice about my equity investments.equity n.公平的事物 资产净值/Equity investment

35、generally refers to the buying and holding of shares of stock on a stock market by individuals and funds inipation ofe from dividends and capital gain(n.资本收益) as the value ofthe stock(n.存货值) rises. It also sometimes refers to the acquisition of equity (ownership) participation in a private (unlisted

36、adj.未上市的) company or a startup (a company being created or newly created). When the investment is in infant companies, it is referred to as venture capital(n.风险资本) investing and is generally understood to be higher riskn investment in listed going-concernsituations.n.投资 直接投资Chandler:Whatequity inves

37、tments?Joey: wipes dropsThe hisonest got me the Porsche! Will you keep up! (Chandlerforehead wibaby wipe,t mighve been used. Heit disgustedly.) But I figured, if-if people keep seeing mejust standing there, theyre gonna start to thinkt It ownit. So I figured Ill wash it. Right?some soap I can borrow

38、?ica, you got a bucket andica: Oh yeah, I got soap and sponges polishing compound.and rags and Carnauba wax andsponge n.海绵/rag n.抹布/Carnauba is a waxderived from the leaves of a plantnative to northeastern Brazil, the carnauba palm (Coperniprunifera). It is known as queen of waxes and usually comesh

39、e form of hard yellow-brown(adj.黄褐色) flakes(n.薄片). It is obtained from the leaves of the carnauba palm by collecting them, beating them to loosen the wax, then refining(v.提炼) and bleaching(v.漂白) the wax. n.巴西棕榈(所产硬腊可用于制造上光腊,唇彩,唱片等)polishing compound n.抛(擦)光剂Chandler: Yout even have a car!ica: I know

40、. But umm, one time there was this really dirty car in front of the building, so I washed it.Chandler: And?ica: And six others.Chandler: There you are 这就对了.Scene: The Porsche, Joey is finishing up washing the car and is talking to a guy about the car.Joey: Yeah, she tops ou130.Guy #2: Wow!Joey: Andt

41、s just her upse.he city. I get her up to 160 when I takeups of the of New Upse adv.在州的北部/Upse New York is the region of New York Se northcore Yorkof the New York metropolitan area. Is a population of 7,121,911 outSes total 18,976,457.There is no clear or offil boundary betne NewYork and Downse New Y

42、ork,with the term Upse sometimes used New York City, Long Island andonly to the very northernmost portion ofto refer to Westchesterthe whole of the se besidesCounty, and by others to referthe se (i.e. the Adirondacks and other areas north of Albanyn.(纽约州的首府), which is known as Northern New York or T

43、he North Country by therest of New York. Oftenpeople think of Upse New York as any areas north oferse 90.Guy #2: Really! Yougot a place upse?Joey: Sure!Guy #2: Well, Illsee you later.Joey: Okay, take iteasy.The Porsche Owner: Hey!ts my car.Joey: Really? Oh uh, oh just give me five more minutes with

44、it.The Porsche Owner: What-what are young?Joey: Oh I-I uh, found the keys and nowImjust polishing her up.The PorscheOwner: But its my car!Joey: Yeah,but its my wax.The Porschet knowOwner: Listen, I-I-Itcomesometo this city much and Ikind of street theater,if youre crazy or this ishave my keys?bould

45、Istreet theaterJoey: Sure. Here. (He hands them over.) Illspot 帮你保留停车位.uh,save your parkingThe Porsche Owner:Im not coming back.Joey: Why not?The Porsche Owner:I live upse.Joey: Yeah, so didI.(The guy gets in and drives off.)Scene:ica and Rachels, the tripletsareallheir crib asica and Phoebe watch t

46、hem.crib n.婴儿床Phoebe: Iknow why Frt know why I was so nervous about this. And Itand Alice are always complaining. This is so easy.ica: Yeah, two hours, a lifetimets the same.Chandler: (entering) Check it out! Check it out! When the babies wake up, they can meet Krog! (He holds up this Xena-like warr

47、ior action figure.)ica: Chandler, what are you eye out!ng?t thing can put someonesChandler: He can do morent! He can destroy the universe!Phoebe: No Chandler, theyalso, look at his smoocan swallow one of those little parts! Andrea,ts just gonna mess them upica: Its just not an appropriate toy for 1

48、-year-olds. Or 30- year-olds.Chandler: Theyre not gonna swallow anything, you guys are being waytoo ovrotective. When I was a kid, my mom used to just throw o a pile of broken glass!mePhoebe: What?!Chandler: Glass, sand, whatever. (Walks out asica and Phoebe to check on the babies again.)turnPhoebe:

49、Oh, lookittle Lesstretching in her sleep.stretchvi.舒展肢体伸懒腰ica: able toOh its socute. I wonder what age it iswhen you steingputboth legs behind your head.Phoebe:Oh,I can still dot.ica:Howare you still single?!Chandler: (entering). (Clears throat) Ithought about ittoy.and maybe youre right. Maybe Krog

50、 is not a safeica: Good. What made you change yourmind?Chandler: I swallowed the sonic blastergun.sonic blaster gunn.音速枪Phoebe: How didppen?!Chandler: Well, Iwas trying to provet I was right. Yknow? Andit turns out I was wrong. And now itslodgedy throat. (Mimicsit again.)a cat trying to cough up a h

51、airball.) (He doeslodge vt.卡在eg:I had somehow got the bone lodgedy throat/cough up v.咳出/hariball n.(猫等动物因舐自身的毛而在胃或肠内逐渐积成的)毛团ica: Damnit! Yknow this watching the babies and, and it again.)whole timewe were concentrating onnoaswatchingChandler! (He doesScene: A judges chambers,annulment prs.Rachel and

52、Ross arefiling theirchamber /file vt.提出(申请等) 提讼等)eg:She filed asuit against the college for sex discriminationJudge: Okay you two are asking the court for an annulment?Rachel: Yes your honor, and here are, are forms,all filled out.fill out the forms v.填写表格Judge: So base groundst Mr.your petition you

53、 are seeking Geller is mentally unstable.an annulment onthepetition n.诉状Ross: Fine, Immentally unstable.Judge: And basethe factt Mr. Geller isravenous druguser.venous adj.静脉的/ravenous adj.静脉内的Ross: What?!Rachel: Uh yes,and crack.crack n.纯Ross: Crack isntevenanravenous drug!Rachel: Well, you wouldkno

54、w.Judge: Now it also saysheret youd aboutyour sexualpreference before marriage?sexual preference n.性选取 性偏好Ross: Oh, come on!Rachel: (starts to cry) Ross, please, I found the magazines!Judge: Andfinallyt you were unable to consummate the marriage.Well,tmakes sense since youre gay and addicted to.cons

55、ummatevt.圆房 完婚 做Ross: Okay, Im sorry, this is insane! I-I-Im not addicted, Im not gay, and there is no problem with my abilitytotoconsummate anything! Look, Ill consummate this marriage right here,right now!Judge:t wont be nesary.Ross: And when we were dating we consummated like bunnies!Rachel: Ugh!

56、Judge: Now if you two were involved in a really creates a problem.serious relationship,tRachel: Ross! Your honor, rest aredt relationship ended like could you striketwo years ago! (To the stenographer) AndConsummated like bunnies from the record?rest ared adv.确信无疑 放心放心eg：You can rest aredt your sonw

57、ill be happy here /steno n.速记/stenographern.速记员/strike vt.删掉a few words here and there取消eg：She read through her essay andstruck outJudge: Is there, anythinghisrecordt iually true?Rachel: think.Well, yes, wegotmarriedin Vegasand uh, andthe names IJudge: basets not the an objectivewaythe legal system

58、works. Thispros.s isreview of the facts, not of theRachel:Objection!Judge: It doesnt work liket either.Rachel: Overruled.overrule vt.否决 驳回Ross: Oh, stop it.Judge: Well, base for an annulment. If to file for divorce.what I heard, you two certainlyt qualifyyou twot want to be together youll havequalif

59、y for v.使合格有.的资格/file for v.申请Ross: (stands up)ts great! Are you happy now? Look what you didwith your funny, funny form!Rachel: (stands up as well) What?! Me?! What about youand yourconsummated like bunniesnonsense!Ross: And what(notithe you t!stenographer is still ty)What aret get theyou ty annulm

60、ent.t for? Did t typehear what she said?WeWhat?! Stop ty!proty(He goes over tos pushes Rachel outwhere the stenographer of his way.) Hey! Stopis tytyandhe! (Hes still.) Stop ty!Stop ty!Rachel:(to the judge)Okay,do you see, doyousee what yourekengmemarried to?!Judge: Youneedto getout of my chambers.R