实习医生格蕾第二季剧本

GREY'SANATOMY2x01:RaindropsKeepFallingOnMyHeadOriginalAirdate:9/25/2005Writtenby:StacyMcKeeDirectedby:PeterHorton(Meredithisatabar,doingshots)MVO:Tobeagoodsurgeon,youhavetothinklikeasurgeon.Emotionsaremessy.Tuckthemneatlyawayandstepintoaclean,sterileroomwheretheprocedureissimple.Cut,sutureandclose.Joe:Youlookfamiliar.Youbeenherebefore?Meredith:Once.Thatworkedoutreallywell.Joe:Iknowthatlook.It'llbeoneoftwothings.Eitheryourbossisgivingyouhelloryourboyfriendis.Whichisit?Meredith:Both.MVO:Butsometimes,you'refacedwithacutthatwon'theal.Meredith:Myboyfriendismyboss,whichwasaproblem.Butnotasbigaproblemasthefactthatmyboyfriendhasawife.Joe:Tellyouwhat,thisone,it'sonthehouse.MVO:Acutthatripsit'sstitcheswideopen.(DerekandAddisoninthelobbyofthehospital)Derek:Addison,whatareyoudoinghere?Addison:Yourhair'sdifferent.Derek:Alotofthingsaredifferent.Addison:It'slonger.Ilikeit.It'sveryRussellCrowe.(Shetriestorunherfingersthroughhishairbuthemovesback)Derek:Whatareyoudoinghere?Addison:Whatareyoudoinghere?Youjustpickupandleaveeverything?Yourhouse,yourpractice,yourfriends?YouhadalifeinManhattan.Derek:Had.Addison:AndnowyouhaveagirlfriendinSeattle.Sheseemssweet.Derek:Theiceyou'reon.Thin.Addison:She'syoung.Thatwholewide-eyed,oohhe's-a-brain-surgeonthinghappening,butstillsweet.Whichwaswhatyouweregoingfor,right?Theanti-Addison?Derek:Ifyoucameoutheretotryandwinmeback,forgetaboutit.Addison:Idid.Iflewallthewayacrossthecountrytoreminisceoverweddingphotos,getdrunk,fallintobed,andmakeyourealizeyoucan'tlivewithoutme.Relax.Derek,I'mhereforwork.I'mhelpingtheTTTScaseyouguysadmittedlastweekandfromRichard'sbriefing,Ishouldbe�Derek:Richard,heknewyouwerecomingouthere?Addison:Heaskedmetocome.Didn'thetellyou?Derek:No.Hedidn't.Addison:Hmm.Surprise.Thehair,though.YouknowI'vealwayshadathingforRussellCrowe.(IzzieandAlexinthelockerroom,Alexhasiceonhiseye)Izzie:Letmeseeit.(Looksathiseye)Nolacerations,minimalswelling.Georgereallyknockedyouaround.Alex:He'salightweight.Could'vepinnedhiminasecondifIwanted.Izzie:Yeah,sowhydidn'tyou?Alex:Areyoukidding?I'mridingacareerinPlasticsallthewaytothebank.Can'taffordtoinjurethesebabies.(Holdsuphishands)EspeciallyoversomeonelikeO'Malley.Izzie:Youhaditcoming.Alex:Thedudepuncheslikemysister.Izzie:Oh!So,byyourdefinitionthenyougotbeatupbyagirl.(GeorgeandCristinaenterthebar)Joe:Allhailthechamp!(Everyoneinthebarcheers)So,myguyAlexfinallygotwhatwascomingtohim.Cristina:Georgeknockedhimdowninonepunch.Youshould'veseenit.George:Idon'twanttotalkaboutit!Joe:brag,champ,brag.You'veearnedit.George:CanIhaveabeer,please?Meredith:Let'splayagameofwhoselifesucksthemost.I'llwin.Ialwayswin.Cristina:No,youdon'twanttoplaywithme.Meredith:Oh,Ido.I'llevengofirst.Derek'smarried.(Georgespitshisbeerout)Cristina:George,beerisdrippingfromyournostrils.Meredith:ToldyouI'dwin.Cristina:No,youdidn'twin.Meredith:Didyouhearme?IsaidDerekismarried.Asinpigheaded,adulterous,liarmarried.Nothingyoucouldsaycouldtopthat.Cristina:I'mpregnant.Iwin.(InthebackgroundJoeisgroaningandholdinghishead.AbarpatronaskshimifheisalrightandJoefallsover.)Cristina:Ok.MaybeJoewins.(MeredithandCristinarushtoJoe'sside.)(Joetriestogetup)Cristina:Joe,likebackdown.Man:Themedicsarecoming.Joe:Youcalledthegurneypatrol?Meredith:Sitbackandrelax.Wehavetotakeyoutothehospitaltorunsometests.Joe:Tests?Idon'tneedtests.I'mfine!Cristina:Dude!Youcollapsed!Onthefloor.Thisisyoubar.Youknowhowfilthythisflooris.Meredith:Radialpulseisstrong.Cristina:Minorskullcontusions.Meredith:You'resleepingwithsomeone?George:What?Who?Cristina:Whyisthatsuchashock?EvenGeorgemanagedtogetsomeaction.George:Correction.Georgegotsomesyphilis.Meredith:HowcouldInotknow,youweresleepingwithsomeone?Joe:Forgetthis.Cristina:Joe!Joe:Thehospitalisrightacrossthestreet.Icansureashellwalkacrossthestreetbymyself.(Hestandsup)Cristina:Oh,Ithinkweshould�George:No,Igothim.Joe!(Seattlescenes)(HallwayofSGH)Meredith:Allright.Details.You'repregnant?Whatareyougonnado?Cristina:Look,youknowwhathappenstopregnantinterns.I'mnotswitchingtothevaginasquadorspendingmylifepoppingzits.I'mtootalented.Surgery'smylife.Meredith:Whichbegsthequestion:whoareyousleepingwith?Cristina:Justaguy.Meredith:That'sallIget?Youcan'tjustbringsomethinglikethisupandexpectmetodropit.Cristina:Well,watchme.(TheywalkuptoadeskwhereGeorgeandIzziearestanding)Izzie:Whyareyoubackheretonight,don'tyouhaveadatewithMcDreamy?George:MorelikeMcMarried.Izzie:McWhat?Meredith:IcametocheckonJoe.George:Youthinkhe'sgonnabeok?Cristina:Youthinkhe'sgonnaneedanoperation?(Derekwalksup)Derek:Operation,yes.Ok,hardtotell.Basilarartery'sblownuplikeaballoon.Subarachnoidbleeding.Aneurysmthesizeofagolfball.George:Nowaytoclipsomethinglikethat.Cristina:Notwithoutmagicfingers.Derek:Orastandstilloperation.Cristina:You'redoingastandstill�he'sdoingastandstilloperation.Derek:I'dliketotry.FirstIneedsomeadditionalpatienthistory,overnightlabs,andacerebralangio.(HetriestohandthecharttoMeredith)Meredith:I'mdrunk.Derek:Meredith�(MeredithwalksawayandGeorgegrabsthechart.DerektriestofollowMeredithbuttheotherinternsstepinhisway.)Izzie:(Softly)McBastard.(Derekleaves.CristinatakesthechartfromGeorge)Izzie:Ahem.George:Whatareyoudoing?Cristina:Uh�Iamonherside,butwe'retalkingapossiblestandstillhere.Recognize.(MeredithiswalkingoutthefrontdoorasDerekcatchesuptoher)Derek:Meredith!Meredith:Goaway!Derek:Justwait.Weshoulddiscussthis.Meredith:Here'sathought.No!Quitfollowingme!Derek:Atleastletmeexplain.Meredith:Explain?Youknowwhenyoushouldhaveexplained?Thenightwemetinthebar.Beforeanyoftherestofit.Yeah,thatwouldhavebeenagoodtimetodiscussit.Derek:Look,Iknowhowyoufeel.Meredith:Doyou?SomehowIdoubtthat.Becauseifyoudid,youwouldshutup,andyouwouldturnaroundandgobackinside,becauseyouwouldrealizethatIamthisclosetogettinginmycarandrunningyoudownintheparkinglot!(Sheleaves,Georgerunsuptoherwithanumbrella.Derekgoesbackinside)George:Whereareyourkeys?Meredith:I'mfine!George:Meredith,givemeyourkeys.Let'sgohome.(DerekentersRichard'sroomtofindAddisonthere.Theyarebothlaughing.)Addison:�antthehusbandwasthe�(TheystopasDerekenterstheroom)Well,Iwillbebackinthemorningtoreportforduty.Andyou�getsomerest.(Addisonleaves)Derek:Whatisshedoinghere?Richard:YouandIbothknowshe'sthebestinthefield.BriningAddieoutwasabusinessdecision,nothingpersonal.Derek:Oh,well,whatarelief.It'snotpersonal.Itispersonaltome.Richard:Theworkingofmysurgicalunitdon'thaveany�Derek:Don'tincludemywife!Richard:Don'tincludeyourprivatelife!BurkewillactaschiefofsurgeryuntilI'mbackonmyfeet.Derek:YougavechieftoBurke.Richard:LikeIsaid,there'snoroomforpersonalinbeingchief.Derek:Whatisthatsupposedtomean?Richard:Howlonghaveyouhavebeensleepingwithanintern.Derek:So,Iguesspartofbeingchiefispersonal.Richard:Closethedooronyourwayout.(Seattlescenes)(Meredithlyinginherbed)(CristinainanemptyOR,examiningtheinstruments)Cristina:L.S.(Burkeisstandingoutsidethedoor)Cristina:Babcock.Burke:Right-angleclamp.Cristina:Oh.I'mgonnasterilizeeverythingwhenI'mdone.Thescrubnurseswon'tevenknowIwashere.Burke:Mylipsaresealed.So,Ihaveaquestiontoask.IcheckedthescheduleandInoticedthatyouandIarebothofftonight.Imadereservations.Ihaveafavoriterestaurant.Cristina:Noneofthosewerequestions.Burke:Wouldyouliketogoouttodinnerwithmetonight?Cristina:Youknow,theORistheoneplacewhereIcancomeandthink.I'mthinkingrightnow,ok?Burke:Ofcourse.Igetit.(GeorgeandIzzieareinthelockerroom)George:I'mnotaviolentperson.I'mapacifist.But,youknow,hejustkeptpushingandpush�hepushedme,Ipushedback.(GeorgekeepslookingoverhisshouldertowhereAlexisstanding)George:Iwaspushed.Andnowhe�Izzie:Youknowwhat,ifAlextriestolayahandonyou,justtellme,I'lltakecareofit.George:You�Idon'tneedyoutotakecareofit.IfAlexstartssomethingI'llhandleitmyself.Icanhandleit.(Baileyenters)Bailey:Ok,people,assignments.Yang,you'reondischarges.O'MalleyreporttoroomE19.Greycomeseeme,andwhowasoncalllastnight?(BaileyhandsAlexandIzzieastackofcharts)Bailey:Sloppy,sloppy,sloppy.Redotheseandreturnthemtomebeforelunch,understood?Alex:Understood.Bailey:Karev,don'ttemptme.(ToMeredith)Somebody'spopular.Meredith:Meaning?Bailey:There'sbeenaspecialrequest,justforyou.(BurkeiswalkingthroughthehallwithPatricia)Burke:Thechiefrunsthroughallofthis?Beforelunch.After,you'vegotcallstoreturn,abudgettoapprove,twostaffmeetings,andfourofRichard'ssurgeries,includingyourown.Burke:Absolutely.Noproblem.Patricia:Virgins.(Derekenters)Derek:So.Congratulationsareinorder.Burke:Don'tsweatitShepherd.I'llonlybeyourbossforafewdays.Derek:I'mwellawareofRichard'srecoverytime.I'mtheonewhooperatedonhim,remember?Burke:Ido.Youoperated.Hesurvivedandchosemetotakeoverwhilerecruitingyourwife.Derek:Clearly,hehasbraindamage.Burke:Orisityourex-wife?I'malittlefuzzyonthat.Derek:We'reseparated.Addison:Sorrytointerrupt,Dr.Burke.Burke:You'reneverinterrupting.Derek:She'salwaysinterrupting.Addison:IwasjustcheckingtoseeifDr.Burkesecuredtheintern�(Meredithwalksup)Meredith:Internyourequested?Hedid.(DereklooksatAddisonthenBurke,Burkesmilesandwalksaway.DerekwalksawayandleavesMeredithandAddisontherestaringateachother)(Seattlescenes)(AddisonandMeredithareinapatient'sroom,JuliehasTTTS.)Addison:DefineTTTS.Meredith:Twin-twintransfusionsyndrome.Conjoinedfetaltwins.Addison:Connectedby?Meredith:Bloodvesselsintheplacenta.Addison:Meaning?(Pause,Meredithdoesnotanswer)Onetwingetstoomuchblood,theothertoolittle,endangeringthelivesofboth.I'dexpectyoutoknowthat,Grey.Julie:Theytoldmetherewasn'tmuchchanceanythingcouldbedone.Addison:TTTSisusuallyimpossibletocorrect.Unlessyouhappentobeoneofahandfulofsurgeonsintheworldwhoknowshowtoseparatefetalbloodvessels.Which,luckilyforyou,Iam.Soweregonnagetyouintosurgerytomorrow.IfyouhaveanyquestionsatallpleaseaskDr.Grey.FromwhatIhaveseen,sheisonethehospital'smostpopularinterns.(Theywalkintothehallway)Meredith:Icould'veansweredyourquestionhadyougivenmethechance.Addison:Chinup,Grey.I'mthistoughoneveryone,notjustthewomenmyhusbandsleepswith.Orderanultrasoundforherandpre-oplabsinfull.(JulieoverheardtheconversationbetweenAddisonandMeredith)(Georgegoestothenursesstation)George:Hi.CanIhavethechartforE19,please?Thankyou.(Helooksatthechartandrealizesthatitisthechiefs)Richard:Oh,good,you'rehere.Let'sgetstarted.George:Ok.(Georgestartsexaminingthechief)Richard:O'Malley?George:Yeah?Richard:You'retouchingme.George:Yeah.Richard:No.Carmen�(Hebrushesoffthenurse)Iwantyoutolistentomeverycarefully.AslongasI'minhere,Idon'tknowwhat'shappeningoutthere.Withmydoctors.Mypatients.Myhospital.Youaremyeyestoday,myears.Iwantyoutobeasponge.George:Asponge?Richard:Yourepostanyandeverythinghappeninginthishospitaltome.George:I'maninvestigativesponge.Richard:I'mnotfoolingaround,O'Malley.There'stoomuchbeenhappeninglatelyundermyradar.Itstopstoday.(Georgeisinthehallway"sponging."DerekwalksbyandrunsintoBurke)Derek:BurkeyougaveGreytoAddison.Areyousureaboutthat?Burke:That'snotyoucall,Shepherd.Andfortherecord,I'malwayssure.Didyouneedmeforsomething?Becauseasthenewchief,I'm�Derek:Interimchief.Burke:"Chief"nonetheless.Derek:Everattemptastandstillsurgery?(Derek,CristinaandBurkearetalkingtoJoe)Derek:It'sthelocationoftheaneurysmthatmakesittricky.Burke:Yourbodytemperaturewouldbeloweredcoolenoughtoprotectitfromanydamageandstoptheheart.Derek:Whichstopsbloodflowtothebrainwhichreducestheriskofrupture.I'llhave45minutestocliptheaneurysm.Burke:BeforeIstepinandgettheheartstartedagain.Joe:Youwannafreezemybody,drainmyblood,andstopmyheart?Derek:Andbringyouback.Joe:Inunder45minutes?Derek:Right.Joe:Ifyougoover,isitfree?Derek:No.Burke:Dr,Yang,youcangoandhandlethepre-oplabsnow.Cristina:Ok.Joe:Howmuch?Howmuchdoessomethinglikethiscost?(Georgeislookingon)Derek:Idon'tthinkyoushouldworryaboutthatrightnow.Joe:Hey,look,youguyssaythatyoucankillmeandbringmeback,Ibelieveyou.You'redoctors,butIownabar.Idon'tgotanyinsurancesoI'mnotthatconcernedaboutthesurgerysomushaswhatI'mgonnadowhenIsurviveit.Ineedanumber.Tengrand?Twenty?Thirty?Derek:It'sacouplehundredatleast.Burke:Atleast.(IzzieandAlexaresittingonagurneyinthehallwayfixingtheircharts)Alex:Who'sHalloran?Izzie:Patientin4115.Redhair?Wifeknitsallthetime?Hehadthecolectomy?Alex:Ah,colondude.That'sright.Who'sMonterroso?Izzie:4238.Momwiththereallycutekids.Shespikedapost-opfeverlastnight.Youspenttwohoursmonitoringher.Alex:Herniachick.That'sright.Izzie:Youhavebeentreatingthesepeopleforthelastweek.Howcanyounotknowtheirnames?Alex:Surgeryistheonlyspecialtywherewedon'twastetimegettingtoknowthepatients.They'reslabsofmeat,we'rebutchers.Izzie:They'rehumanbeings.Youdoknowwhatahumanis,don'tyouEvilSpawn?Alex:I'mnotevil.Unlessevilturnsyouon.Izzie:Doyoueverwakeupinthemorning,realizenobodylikesyou,and,Idon'tknow,care?Alex:Oh.Ithinksomebodylikesme.(Izzierollshereyes)(CristinaentersthestairwellwhereBurkeis)Cristina:Hey.(Burkedoesnotrespond)What,youdon'tspeaknowyou'rechief?Burke!Burke:Whatdoyouwant?Cristina:What?Burke:Whatdoyouwant?Youdon'twanttogoouttodinner.Youdon'twanttomeetmeintheon-callroom,andyousureashelldon'twanttotalktome.IcouldpretendIknow,buthey,Idon'tevenhaveyourhomephonenumber.Sotellme,whatdoyouwant?Cristina:Don'tyellatme.(Burkewalksaway)Wait.Hey,we'rehavingaconversationhere.Burke:Well,whatdoyouwant?Cristina:Idon'tknow!(Hegrabsherandkissesherpassionately)Burke:Figureitout.(BurkeleavesCristinastandingtherespeechless.ThecamerapansuptowhereGeorgehadbeenstanding,watchingthewholeencounter)(Seattlescenes)(Richard'sroom)Richard:What'sthereport?George:Noreport.It'sveryquiettoday,sir.Richard:There'snonews,gossip,surgeriesIshouldknowabout?Nowcomeon,what'sthebuzz,O'Malley?George:Youknow,notinthehalls,notintheOR,notinthestairwells.Especiallynothinghappeninginthe,youknow�they'rejuststairwells.(AlexsitsdownnexttoJoe'sbed)Alex:Theytoldmeyouwereinanightgown,butIthoughtI'dcomeandseeitformyself.Verynice,huh.Joe:HeardO'Malleylaidyououtcold.Niceeye.(Nursecomesinandleavesagift)Joe:Whoa,whosentthat?Nurse:Weallpitchedin.Thewholefloor.Joe:Well,please,tellthewholefloorabigthankyou.Nurse:Yeah,Iwill.(Leaves)Joe:Alex,yougottagetmeoutofhere,man.GetmetransferredtoCountyHospital,orsomething.Alex:Oh,youdon'twanttogotoCounty.Here,theycankillyouandbringyouback,butatCounty,theyjustknowhowtokillyou.Nojoke.Joe:Ican'taffordthisplace,man.I'mgonnalosethebar.(Manwalksby)Man:Hey,Joe,howyoudoing?Joe:Hey,Scooter.(AlexispickingfoodfromJoe'sgiftbasket)Joe:Ok,that'smine.Alex:Wellfirststartthingsfirst,we'regonnastartbysavingyourlife,man.Joe:Thebarismylife.Youknowthat.You'vebeenatlastcallwithme,practicallyeverynightsinceyoumovedhere.I'mgonnahavetoshutitdownorsellit.Alex:Youcan'tdothat.Placeisaninstitution.Joe:Youknow,I'veownedthebaracrossthestreetfor14years,andI'veneverbeeninsidethishospitaltillnow.Alex:Look,I'llpaymytab,right.That'sgottabegoodforsomething.Howmuchisit?Joe:Closetoagrand.Alex:HowaboutIpay,like,60?That'sgood.AndI'llpayyoubacklater.(Georgehasbeenwatchingfromafar)Joe:Hey,champ!(MeredithisgettingreadytodoanultrasoundonJulie)Julie:Whatdoesittaketogoafteranotherwoman'shusband?Meredith:Excuseme?Julie:Ithappenedtome.Jeffmovedinwithalong-leggedminiskirtwhoanswerhisphones,threeweeksintomypregnancy.Bytheway,thatgelisreallycold.Meredith:I'msorry.I'msorryaboutyourhusband.Julie:AreyousorryaboutDr.Montgomery-Shepherd'shusband?Meredith:I'mgoingtobecheckingafewthingstoday.Julie:Ibetsheaskedtoworkwithyou.It'swhatIwouldhavedone.Meredith:I'mgonnagocheckonyourlabs.(CristinaentersJoe'sroomandgoesdirectlytothebathroomandpukes)Joe:Heya,sunshine.Cristina:Deepbreath.Joe:Morningsicknessmustsuck.Cristina:Justsowe'reclear,donotbreatheawordofwhatyouheardlastnighttoanyone.Notaboutme.NotaboutMeredith.NotaboutMeredithandDr.McDreamy�(Burkeenters)Joe:Hey,Dr.Burke.Burke:Joe.Cristina:Um,vitalsignsstableovernight.Today'sCTshowsnore-bleeding.(Cristinaishavingadifficulttimepresenting.Joenotices)TheEKG�shows�um,normalsinusrhythm.Noischemia,nodysrhythmias.Burke:Lookinggood.Pagemeifthereareanychanges.(GeorgeisstandingoutsideofPedstalkingtohimself)George:Oh,hichief.No,notmuchgoingon.Otherthanyourinterimchiefmakingoutwithmyfriendinthestairwell,buthey�spongedutysucks.(Meredithwalksup)Meredith:Talkingtoyourselfnow?George:Yes.No!damnit,I'mabadsponge.Aleakysponge.I'mgonnaleakallthewrongsecrets.I'mabadliar,can'tevenlieabouttalkingtomyself.Youlooknicetoday.Meredith:Woremynewlipgloss.Causemyex-boyfriend'swifelookslikeIsabellafreakingRossellini,andI'mlike�me.I'mtryingtooutdoherwhenshe'sthevictimhere.Howcrazyisthat?George:Notcrazy.Smart.Youknow,gloss,youknow,preventschappedlipsand�you�ex-boyfriend?Meredith:I'manevilmistress.George:Well,still.Youlooknice.Meredith:Thanks.Whatareyoudoinghere?George:Well�Meredith:Comeon,O'Malley.Outwithit.George:Ok.Canyouthinkofanyreason,anyreasonatall,really,whyCristinawouldbekissingBurke?(Elevatordoorsdingsopen,CristinaisinsideandMeredithiswaitingoutside.LapsetoMeredithinside)Meredith:Afterallthistime.Allyourwarningsaboutmesleepingwithmyboss,andyou'redoingthesameexactthing?Cristina:It'snotthesame.Meredith:It'stheexact�Cristina:No,it'snot.YouandMcDreamyareinarelationship.Meredith:AndyouandBurkearein?Cristina:Switzerland.It'sveryneutralthere.Andtheymakeverynicewatches.Meredith:HaveyouevenbotheredtotellBurkeaboutthebaby?Areyougoingto?Cristina:Look,Meredith,canwenotgothere?CaneveryonejustacceptthefactthattherearesomethingsIliketokeeptomyself?Idon'tdiscusseverythingtodeath.Meredith:Well,whyevenconfideinmeatall.Ifyou'resointentonnotdiscussingit?Whyeventellme?(MeredithisbackintheTTTSwoman'sroom)Julie:WhenIfoundoutabouttheminiskirt,Icalledherupandtookhertolunch.Itwasperfectlycivil.IsaidIdidn'tholditagainsther,thatthesethingshappened.But,really?Ijustwantedtoputafaceonthebitchthatgotmyhusbandtothrowaway15yearsofmarriage.(Meredithisconcentratingontheultrasound)(BurkeenterstheofficewhereBaileyissitting)Burke:Gotasecond?Bailey:Dependsonwhatyouneed.Burke:WhothehellisDr.McDreamy?(BaileylookstowhereDerekistalkingtoAddisonandGeorgepassesby)Bailey:Me.I'mDr.McDreamy.I'mtall,handsome.Iliketoleanagainstthingsandponderthedifficultiesofdatingbeautifulwomen.I'mtryingtobeasurgeonhere!(BurkewalksuptowhereDerekandAddisonaretalking)Derek:Thattookalotofnerve.Addison:Ohcomeon,shecamehighlyrecommended.(DerekpullsherawayasBurkedrawsnear)Derek:Right.Addison:Soyoudon'trecommendher?Derek:No,Ididnotsaythat.Addison:Justnotforhermedicalskills.Derek:Oh,wouldyoushutup?(Meredithwalksup)Meredith:Dr.Shepherd.AddisonandDerek:Yes?Meredith:Labsconfirmwhatlooklikeabnormalitiesontheultrasound.Ithinkyoushouldcomeandseeforyourself.Addison:Fine.Let'sgo.Derek:Meredith.Meredith.Meredith:Don't.(Burkewaslookingonfromnearthesurgicalboard.AsDereknoticeshim,heturnstoleave,almostrunningintoGeorge.)(Richard'sroom)George:Well,noreport.Youknow,samenothingasearlier.Ishouldgo.Oh,actuallythereissomething,sir.Richard:BurkeandShepherdmarkingterritoryontheplayground?George:No,sir.It'saboutJoe.Thebartender.Thestandstillpatient.(AddisonlookingatJulie'sultrasound)Meredith:See.BilateralpleuraleffusionwithevidenceofsubQedema.Julie:InEnglish,please?Addison:We'vedetectedwhatlookslikebeginningheartfailureinthetwins.Don'tbealarmed.Julie:Aremybabiesgonnabeok?Addison:I'mgonnagoaheadandtakeyouintosurgerynow.We'renotgonnawait.(ToMeredith)BooktheOR.Move.(Joeisbeingwheeledintosurgery.HeisgivinginstructionstoAlex)Joe:TellPetetowashoutthetapseverynight.Noteveryothernight.Andremindhimthatthedeliverytruckcomesat6am.Kegsgointheback.Oh,anotherthing.There'spettycashonthetopshelfinthestoragecloset.(GeorgeleavingRichard'sroom)Richard:We'reoperatingonourpatients.That'sit.George:Iknow,but�Richard:Isympathize.Ido.ButsolvingJoe'sfinancesisnotmyjob,it'snotyourjob,andit'ssureashellnotthejobIassignedyoutoday.George:Itjustseemswrongtocuthimopen,sewhimup,andjustleavehim,youknow,leftwithnothing.Richard:Ifwecansavehislife,we'llhardlybeleavinghimwithnothing.(Joe'sOR.TheOrisfullofpatientsandthegalleryisfullofwatchers)Derek:That'sasfarasIcangofornow.Let'sstartcoolinghim.(AllthedoctorsstartpackingJoewithicepacks)(Gallery,Baileyenters)Bailey:(ToGeorge)Can'tseemuchfrombackhere,O'Malley.George:Iknow.I'mtryingtofindaloopholetohelpJoe.YouknowJoe.Bailey:Oh,yeah.Iwastheonlyfemaleinternmyyear.Ididn'tknowanybodyandnobodyknewmeexceptJoe.Heknewme.George:Oh.So,youandJoe?Bailey:Allyoupeopleeverthingaboutishowtogetintosomebody'spants.You'renasty.That'swhyyougotsyphilis.(SheslapsGeorge)JoewasthefirstpersonheretotellmeI'dmakeagoodsurgeon.Notthatheknewanythingaboutit.ButitwassomethingwhenIhadnothing.(AlexentersandsitsnexttoIzzie)Alex:Oh,sure.I'mtheguywiththeheartofstoneandyoubroughtsnacks.Izzie:It'saworkinglunch.Alex:SnackstowatchJoedie.Izzie:He'snotgonna"die"die.They'llbringhimback.Alex:Heisgoingto"die"die.No"pulse"pulse.He'sgonnabe"dead"dead.Izzie:It'sagranolabar,Alex.Notabagofsuper-sizepopcornandaboxofchocolatemoviemints.George:That'sit.(EveryonelooksatGeorge)Dead!(Georgerunsout)Excuseme!(Julie'ssurgery)Addison:Julie,we'rejustgonnagoinlaparoscopically.You'renotgonnafeelanythingandneitherarethetwins.Ok,let'sgetgoing.Tenblade.Beginwithathree-millimeterincision.(Joe'sOR)Burke:Westopthebloodflow?Cristina:Toprotectthebrain.Operateinabloodlessfieldsotheaneurysmwon'trupture.Burke:Andcoolthebody?Cristina:Toinducehypothermia.Uh,keepsthetissueviableuntilthebloodisrestored.Doctor:Bodytempisat60degrees.Burke:Ok,Joe,timetodie.(Burkeclampsthebloodline,andanotherdoctorturnsoffthebypass)Doctor:Flatline.Derek:Allright.We'vegot45minutes,people.Burke:Starttheclock.Doctor:Gotit.(StillJoe'sOR,theclockisat17minutes52seconds)Derek:Sowhat'syour"Joe"story?Seemslikeeverybodyaroundherehasone.Burke:Youfirst.Derek:Ok.IwenttoJoe'splacethenightbeforeIstartedworkinghere.I'donlybeenintown,youknow,afewdays.Imetthiswoman.Igotdrunkandshetookadvantageofme.OrshegotdrunkandItookadvantageofher.Igotdrunkandshetook�no.Weweredrunk.Definitely.Somebodytookadvantage.Eitherway,IliketolookatitasmyinitiationintoSeattle.Whataboutyou?Burke:Oh,Idon'thaveone.Ijustwantedtohearyours.(Georgeisatadeskonthephone)George:So,technically,thepaperworkjustneedstobesubmittedbymidnightofthedayofthesurgerytobeconsidered?Oh,good.Well,thankyouverymuch.Thanks.(Julie'ssurgery)Addison:Howyoudoingthere,Grey?Meredith:Good.I'mgood.(GalleryofJoe'sOR)Alex:Youknow,I'mverysweetonceyougettoknowme.Izzie:No,you'renot.Alex:Wecouldbegoodfriends.Izzie:Alex.Never,ever,ever.Alex:Whynot?Izzie:Givemeonereasonwhywecould?Whataboutyouisevenremotelyhuman?Alex:It'sgoingtooslowly.Izzie:IhopeJoecanpullthroughthis.Alex:Hecan.Hewill.Hehasto.(InsideJoe'sOR)Derek:Damnit.Ican'tgettheclamptohold.Givemethebipolars.I'mgonnagoinatadifferentangle.Burke:Timeremaining?Derek:Irrigation,please.(Clockreads27minutes,59seconds)Cristina:17minutes.Burke:Shepherd,I'mgonnaneedeightminutestogethimback,towarmhimup.Derek:Timetomakethenext17minutescou