【英语学习资料】老友记字幕Word版第一季第十四集

ByF-loatByF-loat告诉你吧 罗斯她想要你Tellingyou,Ross,shewantsyou.她几乎不认识我 我们只是住在同一栋公寓Shebarelyknowsme.Wejustliveinthesamebuilding.-有过任何接触 -她借过我一颗蛋-Anycontact?-Shelentmeanegg.-有机会了 -可不是-You'rein!-Right.-嗨 罗斯 -嗨-Hey,Ross.-Hey!拜托罗斯你得重回情场Comeon.Ross,yougotgetbackinthegame.你和瑞秋没戏TheRachelthingisn'thappening,你前妻是个女同志yourex-wife'salesbian 坏事不过三啊Idon'tthinkweneedathird.打扰一下 能给我们个蛋吗 带壳的Excuseme.Couldwegetanegg,stillintheshell?蛋Anegg?对你拿这颗蛋给她并说Yeah.Yougonnagouptoherandsay,"给你蛋我来还你的鸡蛋 ""Here'syoureggback,I'mreturningyouregg."我们赢定了Ithinkit'swinning.-拜托 这太离谱了 -她会喜欢的-It'sinsane.-She'llloveit.-谢谢 -谢谢 给-Thankyou.-Thankyou.Here.朋友 带着蛋去Gowiththeegg,myfriend.快去 快去Go,go,go!-你想会成功吗 -才怪 这简直是自杀-Thinkit'llwork?-Noway.It'ssuicide.这男的还真有胆Theman'sgotanegg.-你不能这样做 -做什么-Youcan'tdothis.-Dowhat?罗杰约她明晚出去Rogerwantstotakeherouttomorrownight.不菲比难道你忘了为何甩掉他No!Pheebs,don'tyourememberwhyyoudumpedhim?因为他惹人厌Becausehewascreepy.卑鄙还有点可怕Andmean.Andalittlefrightening.但情人节有人共度也不差Still,it'snicetohaveadateonValentine'sDay!可是菲比 你哪一晚不都可以ButPhoebe,youcangooutwithacreepyguy跟讨厌鬼出去么anynightoftheyear.反正我是这样IknowIdo.你们明晚有何节目Whatareyouguysdoingtomorrownight?明天有何节目全看今天的表现Actuallytomorrownightkindofdependsonhowtonightgoes.-关于今晚 -你不能抛下我-Abouttonight-Don'tgeryourbailonme!她答应跟我约会就是因为Theonlyreasonshe'sgoin'outwithme我答应给她朋友带一位男伴isbecauseIsaidIcouldbringafriendforherfriend.我知道但她朋友好像是个十足的 ...YesIknow,butherfriendsoundslikesucha...可怜虫我知道但是...Patheticmess.Iknow,but 来吧 兄弟 她是如此渴望如此脆弱Comeon,man.She'sneedy,vulnerable.我想 ...I'mthinking 谢谢Thanks.你和珍妮斯分手后就没约过会Youhaven'tbeenoutwithawomansinceJanice.你一定要去You'redoingthis.-她答应了 -干得好 兄弟-Shesaidyes.-Waytogo,man!-蛋还在是吧 -对-Stillgottheegg,huh?-Yeah.我的样子如何HowdoIlook?不关我的事Idon'tcare.萝拉妮来了There'sLorraine.切记不准交换Remember.Notrading.你有美女相伴 我有挫女作陪Yougettheprettyone,Igetthemess.嗨乔伊Hi,Joey.哎呦瞧你带的这位帅哥Well,well!Lookwhatyoubrought!真不错Verynice.你带谁来Andwhatdidyoubring?她在放外套She'scheckinghercoat.乔伊我去洗掉手上的出租车味Joey,I'mgonnawashthecabsmelloffofmyhands.你帮我点白葡萄酒 珍妮斯喝红酒Getmeawhitezinfandel,andaglassofredforJanice.珍妮斯 ...Janice?珍妮斯 ...Janice!?哦...Oh......我的......my......天哪...God!是珍妮斯Hey,it'sJanice!我得逃了 我要从窗子爬出去Okay,I'mmakingabreakforit!I'mgoingoutthroughthewindow.千万别我等了好久No,no,no,I'vebeenwaitingfor,like,才能与萝拉妮约会forevertogooutwithLorraine.-冷静点 -冷静-Justcalmdown.-Calmdown?你竟给我撮合Yousetmeupwithawoman在五个月内被我甩掉两次的女人I'vedumpedtwiceinthelastfivemonths!别这么大声行吗 你害我紧张得 ...Canyoustopyelling?You'remakingmenervousand 我一紧张就尿不出来Ican'tgowhenI'mnervous.抱歉 你说得对I'msorry,you'reright.拜托 快点 快点Comeon!Doit,doit!罗杰虽讨人厌Rogerwascreepy,但他与皮特康尼相比还差得远呢buthewasnothingcomparedtoPeteCarney.-谁是皮特康尼-爱哭鬼皮特-WhichoneisPeteCarney?-PetetheWeeper.记不记得我那个一做爱就哭的前男友Remebertheguythatusedtocryeverytimewehadsex?"你满足吗""Wasitgoodforyou?"我每天都想为霍尔那个好胜鬼哭I'dtakecryinganydayoverHoward,the"Iwin"guy!"我赢了我赢了""Iwin!Iwin!"我和他约会两个月 一次都没爽过Wewentoutfortwomonths.Ididn'twinonce.我们怎会和这些浑蛋在一起Howdoweendupwiththesejerks?-我们可是好人 -我也不清楚-Wearegoodpeople!-Idon'tknow.我们就像某种磁石We'resomekindofmagnets.我知道我是 所以我不能戴电子表IknowIam.That'swhyIcan'twearadigitalwatch.还有啤酒对吧There'smorebeer,right?记得我那剃光头的朋友艾比吗Youknowmyfriendwhoshavesherhead?她说想要停止与恶男交往的恶性循环Shesaystobreakthebadboyfriendcycle...可以举行一个清理仪式...youcandoacleansingritual.菲比她可是给自己剃了个秃头Pheebs,thiswomanisvoluntarilybald.是的Yeah.我们明晚可以试试看Wecandoittomorrownight.明天是情人节 时刻正好It'sValentine'sDay.It'sperfect.好吧什么仪式Okay,whatkindofritual?我们可以烧掉他们送的东西Wecanburnthestufftheygaveus.或者是Or...?或是念经并拿着权杖裸体跳舞Orwecanchantanddancearoundnakedwithsticks.还是烧东西好Burning'sgood.知道吗Youknow...我从儿时起就能用脚趾夹起 25美分...eversinceIwaslittle,Icanpickupquarterswithmytoes.是吗真厉害Yeah?Goodforyou.硬币还是成卷的硬币Quartersorrollsofquarters?对了钱德勒我把照片上的你都剪掉了Bytheway,Chandler,Icutyououtofallofmypictures.如果需要 我有一袋你的头Soifyouwant,Ihaveabagwithjustyourheads.不用了That'sokay.你确定吗 你可以用它们做木偶Areyousure,really?Becauseyoucouldmakelittlepuppetsoutofthem.然后在你的 "残酷戏院 "中用到它们AndyoucouldusetheminyourTheaterofCruelty!不能这么做Wecan'tdothat!什么不能做什么What?Whatcan'tyoudo?能过去和你谈谈吗CanItalktoyouforasecond?Overthere?我们可能得先走了Wemightbeleavingnow.告诉我"我们 "是指你和我Tellmeit'syouandme"we."她说想在我身上涂满东西然后舔干净Shewantstoslathermybodywithstuffandlickitoff.我都不太确定涂是什么意思I'mnotevensurewhatslatheringis!但我绝对不想错过ButIdefinitelywanttobeapartofit!听着你不能这样对我Okay,youcannotdothistome.你说得对 抱歉You'reright.I'msorry.三份巧克力慕斯外带 谢谢Canwehavethreechocolatemoussestogo,please?我要走了I'moutofhere.这是我的信用卡 这一顿算我的Here'smycreditcard.Dinner'sonme.对不起钱德勒I'msorry,Chandler.我希望她吐在你身上Ihopeshethrowsuponyou.谢谢Thanks.-那就 ...-只剩下我们-So -Justus.真是糟糕的一夜Whatacrappynight!但我还是一直盯着Ihaveenjoyedthefact...你拉链里露出来的衣服看得挺欢的...thatyourshirt'sbeenstickingoutofyourzipper.抱歉Excuseme.你好吗Howyoudoing?我们的朋友是不是天底下最好的Sodowehavethebestfriends,orwhat?乔伊哪称得上是朋友 他...Joey'snotafriend.He's...他是个留下信用卡的笨蛋...astupidmanwholeftushiscreditcard.想再来一杯吗 甜点大银幕电视Anotherdrink?Dessert?Abig-screenTV?-我想再来一杯 -没问题 好女人-I'llhaveadrink.-Gotit.Goodwoman!-拿瓶要价最离谱的香槟来 -每人一瓶-Couldwegetabottleofyourmostoverpricedchampagne?-Each.对每人一瓶再要瓶罗伯罗伊威士忌That'sright,each.Andarobroy.我老早就想品尝了I'vealwayswantedtoknow.情人节快乐HappyValentine'sDay!我现在就开始想念你了Oh,Imissyoualready.-你能相信会发生这种事吗 -不能-Canyoubelievethishappened?-No,no!但还是发生了Andyetitdid.-再见 珍妮斯 -吻我-Goodbye,Janice.-Kissme!钱德勒抱歉Oh,Chandler.Sorry.钱德不好意思啊Oh,Chandler.Sorry!-好啊 珍妮斯 -嗨 莫妮卡-Hey,Janice.-Hi,Monica.这场景真是难得一见Well,thiswasveryspecial.瑞秋看看谁来了Rach,comeseewho'southere!怎么了 天啊What'sgoingon?Oh,myGod!珍妮斯 嗨Janice!Hi!珍妮斯就要走了Janiceisgonnagoawaynow!我马上回来I'llberightback.乔伊 看谁来了Joey!Lookwhoitis!很好 乔伊回来了Good.Joey'shome.这真是太好玩了Thisissomuchfun!好像是大团圆一样Thisislikeareunioninthehall!罗斯对跟某人打个招呼吧Ross,there'ssomeoneIwantyoutosayhito.他恰好打电话来Hehappenedtocall.罗斯对是我你怎么会知道Hi,Ross.That'sright,it'sme!Howdidyouknow?我是说如果狗也会有时差问题I'mjustsayingifdogsdoitsexperiencejetlag...因为狗的七年等于人的一年...becauseofthesevendogyearstoonehumanyearthing...那么狗从纽约飞到洛杉矶...whenadogfliesfromNewYorktoLosAngeles...损失的不是三小时 而是一周半...hedoesn'tjustlosethreehours,helosesaweekandahalf.真有趣That'sfunny!她们是谁Whoarethey?金发的是我前妻Theblondismyex-wife.碰她的是她的 ...Andthewomantouchingherisher...私人密友...close,personalfriend.你是指她们是情人Youmeanthey'relovers?如果你硬要这么说的话Ifyouwanttoputalabelonit.-我还需要知道什么 -不 就这些了-AnythingelseIshouldknow?-Nope.That'sit.对了她怀了我的孩子Oh,andshe'spregnantwithmybaby.我总是忘了这件事Ialwaysforgetthatpart.我们需要鼠尾草和沙加缅度酒Nowweneedsagebranchesandthesacramentalwine.我只有牛至叶和佛瑞斯加AllIhadisoreganoandaFresca.那样也行That'sokay!现在我们需要正直男子的精液Nowweneedthesemenofarighteousman.菲比你知道吗Ok,Pheebs,youknowwhat?如果我们有 这个仪式根本无需进行Ifwehadthat,wewouldn'tbedoingtheritualinthefirstplace.-可以丢东西了吗 -可以了 丢吧-Canwestartthrowingthingsin?-Yeah,okay!巴瑞的信Okay.Barry'sletters.亚当瑞塔的四角裤AdamRitter'sboxershorts.跟某人晚餐的收据AndIhavethereceiptfrommydinnerwith -这是史考帝的裸体照片 -让我看看-ApictureofScottyJarednaked!-Letmesee!-他穿着毛衣 -没有-He'swearingasweater.-No.最后这是保罗的格拉巴酒Okay,andherewehavethelastofPaolo'sgrappa.等等这是不是纯的 ...Wait,isn'titalmostpure我怎能在情人节甩掉她HowcanIdumpthiswomanonValentine'sDay?我不晓得 但你曾在新年甩掉她Idon'tknow.YoudumpedheronNewYear's.下辈子我要当马桶刷Inmynextlife,I'mcomingbackasatoiletbrush.你好风趣的情人Hello,funnyvalentine!嗨啥都不是的珍妮斯Hi,justJanice.你好乔伊我们的小丘比特Hello,Joey,ourlittlematchmaker.我真想吻遍你全身上下 这就开始Icouldjustkissyouallover,andI'mgonna.如果你不敢 就让我来开口Ifyoudon'tdoit,Iwill.所以你离开要去干什么吗Soareyou,whatdoyouforaleaving?我是...Well,youknow,with..不是吧我记得你说他们自己能拍的Ohno.Ithoughtyousaidtheycouldshootthespotwithoutyou.我原以为他们可以Ithoughttheycould.-今天是情人节 -我知道 但工作要紧-It'sValentine'sDay.-Iknow,butit'smyjob.我会尽量赶回来 抱歉I'lltrytogetbackassoonasIcan.I'msorry.我差不多一直在教自然科学I'mspendingmostofmytimeteachingscience...真的很搞笑 因为那都不是我的专业...whichisfunnybecause,thatwasn'tevenmymajor.真好笑Now,thatisfunny!你觉得我邀卡罗尔过来Doyouthinkitwouldbetooweird会很奇怪吗ifIinvitedCarolovertojoinus?因为她现在一个人 怀孕了心情又不好Becauseshe'salonenow.Andpregnant.Andsad.-大概吧 -你确定 卡罗尔-Iguess.-Areyousure?Carol!-愿意过来坐吗 -不 我没事-Wannajoinus?-No,I'mfine.来吧这些人会挪过去的Comeon.Thesepeoplewillscoochdown.你们会挪过去的 对吧Youguyswillscooch,won'tyou?各位挪过去好吗 动起来Let'stryscooching!Comeon!-拜托 -谢谢-Comeon.-Thankyou.克莉丝汀这位是卡罗尔威利克IKristenRiggs,thisisCarolWillick.卡罗尔这是克莉丝汀Carol,Kristen.-你好 -卡罗尔教六年级-Howdoyoudo?-Carolteachessixthgrade.而克莉丝汀 ...AndKristen 克莉丝汀也有工作Kristendoessomething...最好笑的是...that,funnilyenough...她的工作不是她的学的专业...wasn'tevenhermajor!里面有什么东西Whatdowegotthere?一条真丝四角内裤Apieceofsikboxershorts.问候卡Somegreetingcards.烧掉一半的照片Ahalf-charredpictureof 这家伙的体毛比队长的还浓密Thatguy'shairierthanthechief!这件事说来好笑It'sareallyfunnystoryhowthishappened.没事没事你不必解释It'sallright.It'sallright.Youdon'thavetoexplain.这不是第一件烧毁男友物品失控的事件了Thisisn'tthefirstboyfriendbonfirewe'veseengetoutofcontrol.-这已是今晚的第三件 -真的-Youarethethirdonetonight.-Really?情人节之夜是我们最忙的时刻Valentine'sisourbusiestnightoftheyear.-我带了东西给你 -上膛了没-Ibroughtyousomething.-Isitloaded?心型糖果Oh,littlecandyhearts."钱德勒与珍妮斯相爱到永远 ""ChanandJanForever."我订做的Ihadthemmadespecial.好吧珍妮斯Okay,Janice.嗨珍妮斯Hey,Janice.我不该告诉你这些There'snowaytotellyouthis.至少没有别的方法来告诉你Atleast,there'snonewway.我只是觉得我们不会有结果Ijustdon'tthinkthingsaregonnaworkout.无所谓That'sfine.是吗Itis?因为我知道我们还没结束BecauseIknowthatthisisn'ttheend.事实上已经结束了Yousee,actually,itis.不还没因为你不会让它发生的No,itisn't,becauseyouwon'tletthathappen.难道你还没意识到Don'tyouknowityet?你爱我钱德勒宾Youloveme,ChandlerBing!不我不爱Oh,no,Idon't.那么就扪心自问 我们为何总是会复合Thenaskyourselfthis.Whydowekeependinguptogether?新年是谁邀的谁NewYear's,whoinvitedwho?情人节是谁邀谁上床Valentine's,whoaskedwhointobed?-是我 可是...-我是你寻找的对象-Idid,but-Youseekmeout!你的内心深处不断呼喊着我Somethingdeepinyoursoulcallsouttomelikeafoghorn!珍妮斯 珍妮斯 ...Janice!Janice!你要我 你需要我Youwantme.Youneedme.你不能没有我 你知道这点的Youcan'tlivewithoutme.Andyouknowit.你只是不知道你知道罢了Youjustdon'tknowyouknowit.明白吗See?打电话给我Callme!这不是真的 我没说过你妈像狼獾It'snottrue.Inevercalledyourmotherawolverine.你有我发誓Youdidso,Iswearto她上洗手间多久了Howlonghasshebeeninthebathroom?我想她不是去洗手间 她的外套不见了Sheisn'tinthebathroom.Hercoat'sgone.或许是里面太冷吧Well,maybeit'scoldinthere.或许我搞砸了九年来的第一次约会MaybeIscrewedupmyfirstdateinnineyears.-有可能 -天哪-Thatcouldbeit.-Oh,God.知道吗这上面还很烫Youknow,thisisstillprettyhot.蘑菇Mushroom.微笑Smile.不会每次都这样的Theywon'tallbelikethis.还是有些女人会把晚餐吃完的Somemightstaythroughdinner.-抱歉 不好笑 -只是-I'msorry.That'snotfunny.-It'sjust 人们老说要继续你的人生Youknowthewhole"getonwithyourlife"thing?我必须这样吗Well,doIhaveto?我和这位美女坐在这儿I'msittingherewiththiscutewoman...她是那么好 但是......andshe'sperfectlynice,butthat...就这么吹了...that'sit.我现在又和你聊天 轻松又自在ThenI'mheretalkingtoyou,andit'seasyandit'sfun.我何必...AndIdon'thaveto 我懂 -你懂Iknow.-Youknow?我有个疯狂的念头Here'sawackythought.我们再试一次好吗Let'ssayyou