六年级下册英语课本

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笑话是民族文化不成或缺的一片面。透过笑话我们可以看到一个民族的生存环境、生活方式、社会关系和心理特征等等。我共享六年级下册英语笑话，梦想可以扶助大家!

六年级下册英语笑话：GoodNewsorBad?

Therewasamillionairewhowashavingaheartattack,

andhewastakentoahospitalemergencyroom.After

hewasadmittedtothehospitalhisthreesonsandfour

daughterswalkedupanddownthecorridor,waiting,

pacingthefloor.Whenthedoctorcameoutoftheir

fathersroom,everyonejumpedonhimandasked,

Goodnews?Anygoodnews?Thedoctorshookhis

headandsaid,Imsorry,badnews!Andeveryone

said,Badnews?Andthedoctorreplied,

Yes.Hesgoingtoliveforaverylongtime.

六年级下册英语笑话：WishfulThinking

Therewasagrandfatherwhocamehomewithtwoblessed

candiestogivetohisgrandson.Onewasgreenandthe

otherwasred,andheaskedhisgrandson,Whichcandy

wouldyouliketohave?Sothegrandsontookthegreen

one.Justoutofcuriosity,thegrandfatherthenaskedthe

boy,Whydidyoupickthegreencandyandnotthered

one?Theredsurelooksprettier.Andthegrandsonsaid,

Ipickedthegreenonebecausegreenisthecolorofhope.

Sothegrandfathersaid,Hmmm.Thatsgood.Whatare

youhopingfor?Andthegrandsonsaid,Ihopeyoullgive

metheredoneaswell!

六年级下册英语笑话：Howoldishe?

An80-yearoldItalianmangoestothedoctorforacheck-up.

Thedoctorisamazedatwhatgoodshapetheguyisinandasks,Howdoyoustayinsuchgreatphysicalcondition?

ImItalianandIamagolfer,saystheoldguy,andthatswhyIminsuchgoodshape.Imupwellbeforedaylightandoutgolfingupanddownthefairways.Haveaglassofvino,andalliswell.

Well,saysthedoctor,Imsurethathelps,buttheresgottobemoretoit.HowoldwasyourDadwhenhedied?

WhosaidmyDadsdead?

ThedoctorisamazedYoumeanyoure80yearsoldandyourDadsstillalive.Howoldishe?

Hes100yearsold,saystheoldItaliangolfer.Infacthegolfedwithmethismorning,andthenwewenttothetoplessbeachforawalk,thatswhyhesstillalive...hesItalianandhesagolfer,too.

Well,thedoctorsays,thatsgreat,butImsuretheresmoretoitthanthat.HowaboutyourDadsDad?Howoldwashewhenhedied?

Whosaidmygrandpasdead?

Stunned,thedoctorasks,Youmeanyoure80yearsoldandyourgrandfathersstillliving!Incredible,howoldishe?

Hes118yearsold,saystheoldItaliangolfer.

Thedoctorisgettingfrustratedatthispoint,So,Iguesshewentgolfingwithyouthismorningtoo?

No.Grandpacouldntgothismorningbecausehesgettingmarriedtoday.

Atthispointthedoctorisclosetolosingit.Gettingmarried!!Whywoulda118year-oldguywanttoget