武林外传英语话剧剧本

（所有人坐在桌子旁，秀才和小贝在桌子两端）秀才：Areyouready?小贝:Yes!秀才：Nowpleasetellmewhoisthesingerof“Shuangjiegun”?A:ZhoujielunB:WangfengC:LiuhuanD:Caiguoqing小贝:Hmm…(扶额，抓耳挠腮等)秀才：Whatisyourchoice?小贝：（拍桌子）Thelastone,Caiguoqing!秀才:Areyousure?小贝面色迷茫看向观众席（扫视其他人）白：Confirm，ensureandmakecertainofit!秀才（摇头）:Iamsorry,youarewrong…Whatafoolish.白:Yes,whocanbemoreknowledgeablethanyou?佟(冷笑)：Somuchknowledgedoesn’tgiveyouadegree.秀才（手指掌柜，颤抖，无话可说）展堂：Allright.Let’sdoourownwork.Go.(众人起身，准备散)(姬无命上场)（众人惊吓状）展堂（惊呼）：Littlechicken!（急忙掩口，随众人躲闪）姬（紧盯白）：Whoareyou?Youknowme?展堂：Nonono,Idon’tknowyou.Never!(众人一起狂摇头)姬：Thenwhydoyoucallmelittlechicken?展堂：Hmm…Well…Mybadhabit,Ilikegivingpeoplenicknames.(众人狂点头)佟：Yeah!Hegivesallofusnicknames!展堂（手指众人，一个一个的指）：Littlefish,littlecat,littlemouse…姬:ButIfeelfamiliartothisplace.Imusthavebeenhere.佟：Impossible!姬（盯佟）：Why？佟（往后退）：Hmm…BecauseIhaveneverseenyou.姬：Sure?(低下头沉思几秒,抬头问)Isthereabackyard?（集体喊）：No!姬（凶狠的眼神盯）（众人恐惧，低声，眼神回避）:Yes…姬：Isthereanancientwellintheyard?(众人)：No!姬（凶狠的眼神盯）（众人恐惧，低声，眼神回避）:Yes…秀才（惊慌失措）：Hehasremembered!佟（一巴掌打在秀才脸上）：Shutup!秀才(转两圈，捂脸)姬（走两圈，突然大叫）：Remembered!(指着白展堂)Itisyoukilledmyfather,mybrother,andyouevenkilledmydog!展堂（躲在众人后）：Notme,Ipromise.(发誓的手势)佟(双手抚胸，仰天长啸)：Wrong,Iamreallywrong.I’mwrongfromthebeginning.Ishouldn’tmarryhere,ifIdidn’tmarryhere,myhusbandwouldn’tdie.Ifmyhusbanddidn’tdie,Iwouldnevergetinsuchatrouble.姬(angry)：我杀了你。I’llkillyou!（伸出手掌）秀才(withloudervoice)：Whokillsme,andwhoiskilledbyme!姬(silentforalongtime)（深吸几口气）：That’s…Ikillmyself?秀才(回到座位，坐下，伸手做请状)：Congratulations!Youareright!Thendoit!姬无命自杀。(双手拍头，倒在桌上)（众人惊呆）秀才：Hewouldn’twakeupagain,wouldhe?展堂（伸手探脉搏）：N