Sex and the City《欲望都市（1998）》第三季第十七集完整中英文对照剧本

欲望城市（性♥爰♥专家凯莉布雷萧并且勇于发问）“因果报应”十五比零查尔斯Three-love,Charles.和崔结婚两个月之后TwomonthsintohermarriagewithTrey,夏洛特的生活似乎一切顺遂…Charlotte'slifeappearedtobeabedofroses...不过那只是局外人的看法atleastthat'swhatitlookedliketoanobjectiveonlooker.我儿子们从私立中学时Canyoubelievemyboyshavebeenplaying就开始打网球againsteachothersinceprepschool迄今仍乐此不疲andthey'restillnottiredofit?让女生们打C'mon,letthegirlsplay!她穿粉色的规定要穿白色She'swearingpastels.It'swhitesonly!你真古板C'mon,youoldfuddy-duddy.我们可以破例一次Ithinkwecanmakeanexceptionthisonetime.崔你们父亲要是听到这些话Trey,yourfatherwouldrolloverinhisgrave一定会在坟墓里翻身ifheheardyoutalkinglikethat!夏洛特还不熟谙麦克道格家的规矩Well,Idon'tthinkCharlotte'syetbeenissuedacopyoftheMacDougalhouserules.没有不过我该拿一个了No,butIthinkit*stimeIgotone.在圣经旁边床边的桌子You'llfinditnexttothebibleinyourbedstand.好笑Veryfunny.大家都低估了传统的美德Traditionisaveryundervaluedvirtue.嫁入麦克道格家Youknow,girls,whenyoumarryaMacDougal,Doeseverythingthatgoesaroundreallycomearound?果真如此的话它是不是会回来反咬你一口？Andifso,willitcomearoundtobiteyouintheass?感情是不是也有因果报应？Istheresuchathingas''relationshipkarma"?稍晚之后我陪莎曼珊Laterthatnight,IagreedtoaccompanySamantha去参加神秘的山姆琼斯举办的派对toapartythrownbythemysteriousSamJones.我不敢相信我们要去参加陌生人的派对Ican'tbelievewe'regoingtothepartyofatotalstranger.并不是完全的陌生我跟他同名同姓He'snotatotalstranger,wedosharethesamename.你为什么走这么慢？Whyareyouwalkingsoslow?我在等人跳出来偷我的胸罩Ikeepwaitingforsomeonetojumpoutofthebushesandstealmybra.要是这家伙很差Oh,look,iftheguy'saloser,我会叫他的朋友不要再打来riltellhimtostophavinghisfriendscallme,然后我们去吃晚餐andwe'llgofordinner.Ifnot,whoknows?他的朋友听起来挺可爱的Hisfriendsoundedcuteonthephone.只通过电♥话♥你怎么能知道？Howcanyoutellifsomeone'scuteoverthephone?我就是知道Ican.再说华盛顿广场是高级地段Besides,WashingtonSquare?Verymoneyaddress.我觉得这一切都有因果循环AndIjustfeellikethere'ssomekindofcosmicpurposetoallthis.这一切不只是巧合It'sjusttoomuchofacoincidence.那么你认为我为什么Sowhatdoyouthinkthecosmicpurposewas会遭到娜塔莎的轻视？ofmygettingsnubbedbyNatashatheotherday?好吧要是我告诉你一件大人物和娜塔莎的事Okay,ifItoldyouIhadapieceofinformationaboutBigandNatasha,你会认为有因果关连wouldyouconsideritacosmicconnection还是流言一则？orjustarandomactofgossip?你得先告诉我Iguessrdhavetohearitfirst.娜塔莎跟大人物离婚了NatashaleftBig.Theirmarriageisover.她回到劳夫罗伦工作She'sbacktoworkingforRalphLauren.我的天Oh,myGod.是谁告诉你的？Whotoldyouthat?一个跟我搞过的员工透露的AlittlebirdIfuckedatRalphLauren.你走了15条街区才告诉我？Andyouwaited15blockstotellmethat?我希望你尽情玩乐Iwantedyoutohavefunattheparty.我不敢相信我居然要为他们的婚姻负责Ican'tbelieveI'mresponsibleforbreakinguptheirmarriage.才不是这样Youarenotresponsible.他们本来就合不来Itprobablywouldn*thaveworkedanyway.我真的感到很难过Idon'tthinkIcouldfeelanyworse.到了Oh,hereweare.这是宿舍It'sadorm.看我更难过了Well,lookatthat,Ifeelworse.这些可爱的男生还在上大学吗？Youthinkallofthesecuteboysarestillincollege?是Yes!我去找山姆琼斯Well,I'mgoingtofindSamJones,然后我们就离开andthen,we'reouttahere.抱歉你知道山姆琼斯在哪里吗？Excuseme,couldyoutellmewhereIcouldfindSamJones?山姆琼斯？SamJones?对你是谁？Yeah.Whoareyou?-珊琼斯-你说什么？-SamJones.-Excuseme?看来我们这里有一点误会Well,itappearsthatwehavealittleproblemhere.我们同名同姓Wehavethesamename,thesameexchange,我一直接到你的电♥话♥anditappearsI'mgettingallofyourfuckingcalls.原来是你一直接到我的电♥话♥Well；ifyou'regettingallmy"fucking"calls,难怪我到现在还是处♥男♥IguessthatexplainswhyI'mstillavirgin.当莎曼珊纳闷着AndwhileSamanthawaswonderingwhatkindofmessage这一切代表的意义theuniversewastryingtosendher,米兰达心中毫无疑问Mirandahadnodoubt.我很开心Well,thiswasreallyfun,我想邀你进去不过你已经进去过了andIwouldinviteyouin,butyou'vealreadybeenin,而且明天我很忙andI'vegotareallyhugedaytomorrow,我不是不想见你whichisn'ttosaythatIwouldn'tliketoseeyouagain,要是你想见我的话・・・尽管这完全取决于・・.Ireallywould,thatis,ifyou'dliketoseeme,althoughit'stotallyupto...Mmm...我再打给你PHcallyou?她觉得自己中了头奖Shefeltlikeshehadjusthitthecosmicjackpot.不要告诉别人我们来过这里Pleasedon'ttellanyonewewerehere.有些男孩子很可爱Someofthoseboyswerecute.年轻到可以当你…Someofthoseboyswereyoungenough...你敢说？Don*tyoudaresayit.借过女士Excuseme,ladies.Excuseme.・借过女士-借过妈-Excuseme,ladies.-Excuseme,Mom.计程车Stop!娜塔莎从楼梯跌下来现在换我了Natashafelldownthestairs,nowIfalldownthestairs.这很显然是我的因果报应Thisisanopenandshutcaseofkarmicretribution.那些人喝醉了这只是意外Thoseguysweredrunk.Itwasanaccident.这不是意外Thiswasnotanaccident.昨天我才被抢劫Yesterday,Igetmugged,favoriteshoesgone.现在连一辆计程车都拦不到Andnow,Ican'tevengetafreakingtaxi.我之前总是能拦到计程车这是我的报应AndIcanalwaysgetataxi.Mykarmaisshot.要是事出必有因Well,ifeverythinghappensforareason,我为什么会接到山姆琼斯的电♥话♥?whyamIgettingallthosecallsforSamJones?这有什么因果关连吗？What'sthekarmicconnectionthere?我不知道你的报应我只知道自己的Idon'tknowaboutyourkarma.Ionlyknowaboutmyownkarma.或许我该上那个处♥男♥MaybetheuniverseistellingmethatIshouldfuckthatcutevirgin给他一个我没有过的完美初体验andgivehimthegreatfirsttimeexperiencethatIneverhad.那不叫因果报应那是法定强♥奸♥罪That'snotkarma,that'sstatutoryrape.计程车Ooh,taxi!这里…-Taxi!-Here,here!别这样-C'mon.What?Hey!-No!怎么了？What'sup?与此同时在城市另一头Meanwhile,acrosstown,夏洛特收到自己的讯息Charlottewasgettingamessageofherown.醒一醒Wakeup.夏洛特醒一醒Charlotte,wakeup.你做了噩梦Anightmare.You'rehavinganightmare.你全身湿透了You'reallwet.过了几天我的膝盖仍因跌落楼梯而疼痛Laterthatweek,mykneestillhurtingfrommykarmictripdownthestairs,我决定立刻采取行动Idecidedtotakemattersintomyownhands.劳夫罗伦娜塔莎办公室RalphLauren.Natasha'sdesk.Kathyspeaking.我想找娜塔莎Yes,FdliketospeaktoNatasha,please.我是凯莉布雷萧It'sCarrieBradshawcalling.有什么事吗？What'sthisregarding?-是私人的事■等一下Uh...it's,itrspersonal.Hold.我不知道怎么告诉助理Ididn'tknowhowtotellanassistant事关宇宙的含意thatitwasamatterofcosmicsignificance.■她在开会■我会等She'sinameeting.-Oh,I'llhold.无意冒犯不过你得等一辈子Idon'tmeantoberude,butyou'llbeholdingforever.好吧我就等一辈子Okay,then,I'llholdforever.显然这一切并不容易Obviously,thiswasn'tgonnabeeasy.我得面对自己种的果Ihadsometoughkarmatoovercome.隔周夏洛特自己种下了果Thenextweek,Charlotteflirtedwithherownkarma.你的园艺在哪里学来的？Wheredidyougetsuchagreenthumb?家传手艺我们家族世代都是园丁Runsinthefamily.We'regardenersforthreegenerations.好可爱的传统Whatawonderfultradition.我是夏洛特I'mCharlotte,bytheway.崔的妻子Trey'swife.我知道我叫巴特Iknow.TmBert.这些玫瑰好漂亮Theserosesaresobeautiful.是什么种？Whatkindarethey?月月红的特别混种AspecialhybridofAmericanBeauty.味道很香They*reveryfragrant.夏洛特想不到她的因果报应会是怎样AndCharlotte'skarmaflirtedbackinamostunexpectedway.在市区莎曼珊要解决自己造成的因果报应Downtown,Samanthawasworkingoutsomekarmicissuesofherown.我为了那些电♥话♥向你道歉Ijustcameovertoapologizeforallofthosecalls.谢谢你Oh.Thankyou.还有呢？Anythingelse?我一辈子都在等像你这样的女人I'vebeenwaitingforawomanlikeyoumywholelife.你是我看过最性感的尤物YouarethehottestthingI'veeverseen.慢着Slowdown.老天我的老天Oh,Lord!0h,myLord.好了Oh,herewego!真是太酷了Thatwasawesome.是的Yes,itwas.珊？Sam?是的山姆？Yes,Sam?我想我爱你IthinkIloveyou.亲爱的那不是爱Oh,honey,thatwasn'tlove.那是性Thatwassex.不女士我…No,ma'am...我爱你Iloveyou.好了Okay...该走了timetomove.一定要吗？DoIhaveto?是的Oh,yes.我还有事要做I'vegotstufftodo.跟我吻过最甜美的双唇道别GoodbyetothesweetestlipsI'veeverkissed.再见Buh-bye.稍晚Laterthatnight,麦克道格家在享受鸡尾酒时光theMacDougals1wereenjoyingtheircocktailhour,一般是从下午五点持续到天荒地老whichgenerallylastedfrom5:00p.m.tilllastmanstanding.我连续赢了你三场比赛查尔斯Ibeatyouthreesetsinarow,Charles.还没完呢该死Wedidn'tfinishthatlastset；dammit.是因为天色暗了Itwasgettingdark,asyourecall..不要吵嘴了.要三明治吗？-Boys,stopbickering!-Sandwiches,ma'am?不了谢谢No.Thankyou.我今天过得真是精彩Well；Icertainlyhadaninterestingday.我上午去骑马Iwentridinginthemorning.下午我在园邸四处逛Intheafternoon,Itookalongwalkaroundtheproperty然后看见夏洛特亲吻园丁andsawCharlottekissingthegardener.夏洛特你现在是麦克道格家的人了Charlotte,you'reaMacDougalnow!城市另一边莎曼珊发现Andbackinthecity,Samanthacamehometodiscover老天给她好多留言thattheuniversehadsenthermanymessages.你有三十五通新留言Youhave35newmessages.我是山姆琼斯Sam,it'sSamJones.回我电♥话♥我无法停止想你Callme.Ican'tstopthinkingaboutyou.我今晚一定得见你很重要Sam,hi...Ihavetoseeyoutonight.It*sreallyimportant.珊我是山姆Sam,it*sSam.Listen,I...没有你我活不下去好吗？Idon'tthinkIcanlivewithoutyou；okay?宝贝珊你在吗？Sam,areyouthere,babe?我…今晚得见你I...Ihavetoseeyoutonight.这很重要It'sreallyimportant.珊Sam!Okay,Sam.我是山姆It'sSam.城市的另一端米兰达和她的善果共进晚餐Andacrosstown,Mirandametherkarmictreasurefordinner.奋斗了十年Andafteralmosttenyearsatthefirm,我终于在两个月前成为合伙人Ifinallymadepartnertwomonthsago.还是三个月前？我忘记了Orwasitthree?I'mlosingtrack.-恭喜你■谢谢-Congratulations.-Thankyou.还要喝点什么吗？CanIgetyouanotherdrink?再一杯伏特加马丁尼Oh,anotherdoublevodkamartini,please.先生你呢？Andyou,sir?我不用I'mfine.要点菜了吗？Wouldyoucaretoorder?可以再过一会儿吗？Couldwejusthaveaminute?慢慢来Takeyourtime.我有想过读法律Youknow,Ithoughtaboutlawschool.我爱死神探可伦坡了OfcourseIlovedColumbosomuchgrowingupasakid...米兰达发现所有的女人Mirandarealizedthateverywoman都盯着她的男伴看intheroomwasstaringatherdate.比如你的朋友Takeyourfriendforinstance.你们遇到的这个案子就是个很典型的案子That'sthekindofcase,typicalcase,thatIseeonthejob.办案过程没有你想像中那么刺&hearts微♥Turnsoutit'snotasexcitingasyoumightthink.因为这不是凶杀案…It*snothomicide...她知道她们在想Andsheknewwhattheywerethinking.“这个帅哥怎么会跟她在一起？”Whatisthatincrediblyattractivemandoingwithher?要是你的朋友不丢鞋Ifyourfrienddidn'tlosehershoes,then...我也不会在这里了wewouldn'tbesittinghererightnow.请用Hereyougo.谢谢Thankyou.她只好喝酒麻醉自己Soshedranktofeelbetteraboutherself.在六杯伏特加马丁尼下肚后Andsixvodkamartinislater,她感觉好极了shewasfeelingprettydamngood.你好帅God,you*rehot!你有点醉了知道吗？Andyou*realittledrunk,youknowthat?我很好感觉很棒I'mfine.Tmgreat!帅…Hot,hot,hot.你是跟我约会过最帅的男人YoumaybethemostbeautifulmanthatIhaveeverbeenwith.你知道吗？你长得也不错Youknowwhat?You'renotsobadyourself.我不是大美女但是床上功夫很棒Well,I'mnoMenaSuvari,butI'mgreatinbed!就像是嫁给历史you'remarryinghistory.我该去换衣服了IguessEdbettergochange.夏洛特对他的家族历史没有兴趣CharlottehadnointerestinhearinganymoreabouttheMacDougalfamilyhistory.她跟崔的历史已经够叫人沮丧了HerhistorywithTreywasdepressingenough.在性事方面几次失败后Afterafewhalf-bakedattemptsatafulfillingsexlife,崔似乎已经放弃了Treyseemedtogiveup.唯一能让他越战越勇的Theonlyplaceheeventriedtoscorenowadays只有网球wasonthetenniscourt.早安Goodmorning.早安Morning.好美的…玫瑰Beautiful...roses.谢谢你Thankyou.我不知道是怎么回事我深深地被他吸引了Idon'tknowwhatitis,I'mstrangelydrawntohim.当然了因为这男人会犁地Ofcourseyouare,youknowthemancanplow.他的味道令人陶醉Hehadthemostintoxicatingscent.好像汗水混着甜味Likesweat,mixedwithsomethingelse,但又辣得刺♥激♥somethingsweet,yetpungent.肥料吗？Manure?还有他性感的丰唇Andthesefull；sensuouslips.他有在曼哈顿浇花吗？DoeshewaterplantsinManhattan?这太疯狂了我已经结婚了当晚崔没有回到床上来WhenTreydidn'tcometobedthatnight,于是夏洛特去找他Charlottewentlookingforhim.你在外面做什么？Whatareyoudoingouthere?练习发球Improvingmyserve.停下来你很沮丧Trey,stop.You'reupset.我做错了我很抱歉AndwhatIdidwassowrong,andI'msorry.我能说什么？Well,whatcanIsay?我无法满足你的需求I'mapparentlyunabletomeetyourneeds,这段时间以来我已经厌倦了sofromtimetotime,asmuchasIdetestit,所以我只好睁只眼闭只眼IguessI'mjustgonnahavetolooktheotherway.我不要一个睁只眼闭只眼的丈夫Idon'twantahusbandwholookstheotherway!我要一个让我搂着我Iwantahusbandwhotakesmeinhisarms不会让我想亲吻园丁的丈夫andmakesmenotwanttokissthegardener.夏洛特没有一个婚姻是完美的Charlotte,nomarriageisperfect.我们拥有的大部分都是美好的Andsomuchofwhatwehaveiswonderful.我们可以分开生活Sowecanhaveseparatelives,却仍然在一起andstillbetogether.我完全可以接受It*stotallyacceptable.当夏洛特在完美的郊区房♥子AsCharlottelookedatherperfecthusband,完美的网球场看着她完美的丈夫onhisperfecttenniscourtattheirfamily*sperfectcountryhouse,她了解到她缺少了些什么sherealizedtheonethingthatwasmissing不完美的人之间完美的结合wasthatperfectconnectionwithanimperfectperson.崔…Trey...等我们回到城里whenwegetbacktothecity,就先分居一阵子吧Ithinkthatweshouldseparateforawhile.好的Allrighty.打了七次无人接听的电♥话♥Sevenunreturnedphonecalls也不见娜塔莎回电andstillnoresponsefromNatasha.佛教♥徒♥相信前生债今生还TheBuddhistbelieveyoupayforwhatyoudowronginthislifeinthenext.我知道我做错了什么IknewwhatI'ddone.我不想等到下辈子才被原谅Ijustdidn'tthinkIcouldwaitalifetimetobeforgiven.次晨Thenextmorning,米兰达经历了有生以来最痛苦的宿醉Mirandawokeupwiththeworsthangoverofherlife.史帝文森警官？DetectiveStevens?在走廊桌上Onherhalltable,史帝文森警官留了一组电♥话♥号♥码shediscoveredthatDetectiveStevenshadleftanumber.是当地瘾君子互戒协会的热♥线♥ForherlocalAAchapter.而在市中心莎曼珊得到她的因果报应Anddowntown,Samanthagotherkarmicretribution.我爱你珊琼斯Iloveyou,SamJones!她意识到在搞过山姆琼斯之后Sherealized,thatinscrewingSamJones,她自己的生活也被搞砸了shewoundupscrewingherself.几天后Acoupleofdayslater,夏洛特回到了她的旧公♥寓♥Charlottecamehometoheroldapartment.还好她当时只是将它分租出去Itwasgoodfortunethatshehadonlysubletit,一切都原封不动nottomention,goodsense.为了来世不想当一只臭虫Notwantingtocomebackinmynextlifeasadungbeetle,我请莎曼珊的助理帮忙通过娜塔莎的助理IaskedSamantha'sassistanttopumpNatasha'sassistant查出娜塔莎在哪里用餐tofindoutwhereshewashavinglunch.我需要跟你谈谈Ineedtotalktoyou.我要尖叫了I'mgonnascream.拜托不要我只待一下下Please,don't.I'monlygonnastayaminute.我打电♥话♥到你公♥司♥不过…Itriedtocallyouatwork,but...算了那不重要Anyway,it'snotimportant.我可以喝一口吗？Okay...CanIhaveasipofthis?谢谢Thanks.我听说了你的婚姻状况Iheardaboutyourmarriage.真的很糟糕Andit's,just...soterrible.我不是故意让这一切发生Inever,nevermeantforanyofthistohappen.如果有办法我一定尽力挽回这一切AndiftherewassomethingthatIcoulddototakeitallaway,Iwould.但是我没有办法ButIcan't.我今天来这里是想对你说我有多抱歉SoIcameheretodaybecauseIneededtosayhowsorryIam.我为我所做的一切感到后悔IamdeeplysorryforwhatIdidtoyou.我错了Itwaswrong.我很后悔AndI'msorry.你说完了吗？Areyouthrough?是的Yes.谢谢你听我说Thankyouforlistening.等一下Wait.我也很后悔I'msorry,too.是吗？Youare?是的我后悔所有的一切Yes,rm...sorryaboutitall.我后悔他搬到巴黎然后爰上我I'msorryhemovedtoParisandfellinlovewithme.我后悔我跟他结婚I'msorrythatweevergotmarried.我后悔他跟你一起欺骗我I'msorryhecheatedonmewithyou,我后悔我假装不知情andFmsorrythatIpretendedtoignoreitforaslongasIdid.我后悔在我家撞见你I'msorryIfoundyouinmyapartment,然后跌下楼梯摔断牙齿felldownthestairs,andbrokemytooth.我后悔经过这么多痛苦的手术I'mverysorrythataftermuchpainfuldentalsurgery,这颗牙齿的颜色跟旁边的还是不一样thistoothisstilladifferentcolorthanthistooth.最后我后悔你必须到这里来Finally,Tmsorrythatyoufelttheneedtocomedownhere.你不仅毁了我的婚姻Now,notonlyhaveyouruinedmymarriage,还毁了我的用餐情绪you'veruinedmylunch.这就是我要说的Iguessthat'sjustwhatIhadtosay.娜塔莎Natasha?我正要走Iwasjustleaving.离开的时候我领悟到AsIwalkedaway,Irealized我的所作所为引发了一连串的因果关系myactionshadsetintomotionakarmicchainofevents让娜塔莎重新恢复单身thatputNatashabackonthesinglesmarket.好像单身妇女受的罪不够多AsifsinglewomeninNewYorkdidn'thaveithardenough.在城市某处大人物又落单了Andsomewhereoutthere,Bigwasaloneagain.天地万物间不见得永远会公平Theuniversemaynotalwaysplayfair,不过至少还挺幽默的butatleastit'sgotahellofasenseofhumor.Thisisinsane,I'mmarried!我不能迷上一个园丁Ican*tbelookingatgardeners!亲爱的如果你在郊区不能与园丁交欢Honey,what'sthepointofbeinginthesuburbs那还有什么乐趣？ifyou'renotgonnafuckagardener?他的肌肉健壮呈古铜色Hewassotanandmuscular.汗水从他的胸膛Andthesweatrandownfromhischest滑落到结实的腹部ontohisperfectlydefinedstomach.你高中时看了太多罗曼史小说See,youreadacoupleHarlequinromancesinhighschool,一辈子都受到影响hauntyoutherestofyourlife.好吧千万不要抬头Okay,whateveryoudo,don'tlookup.我的天Oh,myGod.Oh,myGod!你们有看到她看我的眼神吗？Didyouseethewayshelookedatme?还有她朋友扫视我们的样子？Didyouseethelookherfriendshotus?十足的轻视好像我是波布Thecontempt,likeIwasPolPotorsomething.他死了He'sdead.她也希望我死Yeah,TmsureshewishesIwas.她以为她是谁？Whodoesshethinksheis?大人物的妻子Bigrswife.天啊这真是糟糕Oh,myGod,thatwasawful.我不敢相信在纽约Ican'tbelievethere'sapersoninNewYork会有一个人这么憎恨我whocouldhatemethatmuch.老天Oh,God.娜塔莎憔悴的模样让我良心不安Afterlunch,IwassodevastatedbyNatasha'switheringlook唯一能让我释怀的就是购物thatIdecidedmyonlyrecoursewastogoshopping.我在寻找鞋店的途中转错了弯ButItookawrongturnlookingfortherightshoes我在休斯顿街完全迷了路andsomewheresouthofHoustonStreet,Iquiteliterallylostmydirection.抱歉先生Oh,excuseme,sir!我知道这样很可笑Iknowthissoundsridiculous,请告诉我哪一边是西百老汇？butcanyoutellmewhichwayisWestBroadway?把皮包给我Givemeyourbag!.什么？■你的皮包-What?-Yourbag!这是长方包It*sabaguette.拿给我Letmehaveit.我不敢相信Icouldn'tbelieveit.住在纽约十五年了FifteenyearsinNewYork,就在治安开始改善时我却遭抢劫andjustwhenthecitywasgettingsafe,Iwasgettingmugged.这是真的吗？Isthisforreal?手表和戒指Yourwatchandyourring,quick!老天爷Oh,Jesus!-这样不行…-快一点-Oh,it'snot...-Comeon.还有你的曼诺罗布雷尼克AndyourManoloBlahniks!什么？What?.不要.把鞋子给我-No!-Givemeyourfuckin*Blahniks!现在的抢匪不只要钱Theseguysweren'tjustaftermoneyanymore.还追求时尚Theywereafterfashion.拜托你先生这是我最喜欢的一双鞋Please,sir,they'remyfavoritepair.我是在展示品拍卖♥♥会上以半价买♥♥得Igotthemhalfpriceatasamplesale.谢谢Thanks.谁能把他拦下Somebody,somebodystophim!他抢了我的凉鞋Hetookmystrappysandals!来人…Oh,please,somebody!真讨厌Oh!Oh,gross!我被抢劫了I'vebeenrobbed!我被抢劫了I've…I'vebeenrobbed!然后他说“把鞋子给我〃Andthenhesaid,"GivemeyourManoloBlahniks/1我还以为他在开玩笑whichIthoughtwasajoke,结果我真的得赤脚走在纽约andthenextthingIknowI'mbarefootonaNewYorkCitysidewalk盛夏的街头inthemiddleofsummer!除了手表皮包戒指鞋子还有什么被抢吗？Soanythingelseotherthanthewatch,andthebag,andthering,andtheshoes?我的尊严Mydignity?天你还好吗？MyGod,areyouallright?我很好谢谢你赶来Yeah,I'mfine.Thanksforcoming.我不敢相信他抢了你的鞋子Ican'tbelievehetookyourshoes.我也是Iknow!可能已经感染旋毛虫了Iprobablygottrichinosis.只有猪肉会传染-Youonlygetthatfrompork.-Oh.我好像在哪里踩到一块Well,I'msureIsteppedonapieceofitsomewhere.史帝文森警官Hey,um,DetectiveStevens,这是我朋友兼律师米兰达霍布斯thisismyfriendandmylawyer,MirandaHobbes.幸会可以抓到抢匪吗？Nicetomeetyou.Anychanceofcatchingthisguy?希望如此Uh...wehopeso.或许你可以跟我来Yeah,maybeyoucancomealongwithme向抢匪宣读权利andreadhimhisMirandarights.抱歉这不好笑Sorry,thatwasalittlelame.很好笑有警♥察♥的幽默No,thatwasfunny.Alittlecophumor.你是爱尔兰人吗？YouIrish?不是为什么问？No,why?你有一头美丽的红发Becauseyouhavebeautifulredhair.只要找对染发师每个人都可以变成爰尔兰人Well,IguessanybodycanbeIrishwiththerightcolorist很好笑That'sveryfunny.很幽默律师很少有这项特质Senseofhumor,Ilikethatinalawyer.That*sveryrare.我一查到线索马上通知你Well,uh...Miss,I'mgonnagetbacktoyouassoonasIhavesomething.可以给我一张名片吗？CanIhaveyourcard?Ineedyourcard.好的Sure.-以防万一-当然-Imean,justincase.-Sure.谢谢Thanks.我不能穿这双鞋Oh,no,Ican'twearthese.我再打给你Well,THcallyou.我不理解Idon*tunderstandthis.我被抢劫你却得到他？Igetmuggedandyougethim?我想这是我的因果报应Oh,Iguessthat'smykarma.他说他会打电♥话♥不见得一定会打Justbecausehesaidhe'sgonnacalldoesn'tmeanhe*sgonna.你胡说什么？那家伙迷死你了Whatareyoutalkingabout?Themanwassmittenwithyou.他或许只想要免费的法律顾问Well,heprobablywantsfreelegaladvice.我的报应通常是如此That'sgenerallymykarma.当晚莎曼珊发现她的电♥话♥Thatevening,Samantha