新白娘子英文搞笑短剧

1、The tale of the white snake(音乐，梦幻人形)Long long ago，there was a white snake who was saved by a human boy。then after 1800 years，She came to the human world with her sister xiaong to find her benefactor to return the favor。so snake white and snake green beame into human bein Gs through magic power。they

2、came to the earthy paradise-hang Zhou，to get an encouner with her benefactor。第一个场景：断腿(音乐：前世的生活切割版)青：“cister，is this the world of human being？How beautiful！单击白色：“Be careful，follow me！单击(闪电，非音乐伴奏)青青：“What a heavy rain！”白：“don t worry，we have an umbrella。(收到白素贞打碎的雨伞)许宣游戏，白素贞和许申的见面.(音乐前世今生切版)徐：“哦，我的歌德！H

3、ow beautiful！单击白色：“so handsome.Mr .your clothes is wet，now I have an umbrella，let us shareone。呵：“哦，thank you，lovely girl。how fine the weather is！Would you like to have a walk with me？单击怀特：“好的，lets go .”青：“cister，cister，lets go together。”白色：“Dont you see Im busy？Go away！”小白色用力推小绿色小青伤心得逃跑了。即可从workspac

4、e页面中移除物件。即可从workspace页面中移除物件。(跑步姿势要有笑点)徐：“您的姓名是什么？”他说怀特：“苏真”徐：“I never saw a girl more beauty than you，your beauty makes the sky falling down tears，when I saw you，I dont know what to say”怀特：“you can just say what you want to say .”徐：“Could you marry me？单击白色：“是，I do，Xiang！单击呵：小白(音乐今天我要和我的切片版本结婚)你们两个离

5、开第二幕：波海收复白巢亭旁白：From then on，snake white，snake green And xulun lived a happy life，they often chew the fat，And burned the candle at both endsuntil suddenly one day，miss green heard that the monk fahai would come。白小静望着窗外，皱着眉头做手势，小青来了。即可从workspace页面中移除物件。(音乐串)青：“cister，what are you doing here？单击白色：“。Im

6、thinking about our future。I forecast that fahai have come here，our happy life will end soon 青：“dont think like that，we will be safe and sound.oh，look，the scenariy is beautful .”(音乐骄傲海)Fahai出现了(一只手拿着晾衣台，一只手拿着圆形便当)fahai:“Evil snake！托德，Ill subdue you！蛇白，you have no chance to escape！”法国拿起了便当小白牛厅做出毛骨悚然的行

7、动，然后做轻蔑的手势(哼 )法海看着饭盒，说：“too small？然后换上脸盆，说：“哈-哈，this is big enough！我想小白谢卿慌了，定神道青：Buddhist monk，get out here，otherwise，Ill let you die ugly。Fahai: evil snake，let me give you some color to see！(法海向前伸出盆子，小绿，小绿伤，一只手抓住桌子，半蹲下)小青说：“小齐，阿右好吗？Keep back，dont come any closer！青青：透视装！小白准备打架，这时许献入场，见这场面许信：哦，darlin

8、g，what happened？法海：Your wife is evil spirit！Let me tame her！许献一手把白娘子、白娘子啊，推到一边(有笑点要打)，许献挡住白娘子的面前许宣：You are a liar。She is my wife！I wont let you hurt her！法海：how stupid！Look，I will tame her now .伯爵从葱海中拿起脸盆，白牙渐渐地吸了进去，小白和许神牵着对方的手，放着背景音乐等徐县：comonJust give me your hand。白色小：ganren、I love you forever、dont f

9、orget me .。许信：娘子，不！done leave me alone！I wont let you go！双手还分开，白色的被法海吸了出来，然后拿着法海的门，洗脸池，在洗脸池里笑了笑破海：ha，snake white，you will spend your left time under the Leifeng tower！许欣披上斗篷(床单)开始作战状态许宣：否！Give my wife back！法海：哼！Stupid human！No way！许信和鲍奥展开搏斗后(背景音乐男子自强的时候(黄飞鸿主题音乐版)，两人挥着床单来回推太极马克，推出第三轮许宣牌(要演奏的笑点要配合音乐)，

10、法海拿着脸盆走向许申。帕海：阿弥陀佛，color is empty，empty is color。young man，forget it and you can start a new life！(法国甩开袖子离去)第三幕断桥相逢旁白：after snake white was tamed by fai hai，xulun was mad and crazyHe went to west lake every，hope to meet his wife on the Duan bridge。finally his behavior move the Guanyin bodies，and Gua

11、nyin forgive the蛇白。(音乐神秘院)许欣失去了精神，转来转去说：niangzi，where are you？路人和路人b经过时，赫辛拉着他们问道：did you see my wife？Did you see my wife？鲁曼加：不(摇摇头)男人b:钱不是answer himHe must be mad吉甲和路过的b向阳走去，许仙失声了，一直在找白牙，这时天空突然开始下雨了(一个人撒纸屑) (放音乐神秘花园)赫辛抬头看着天空说，it rains.突然，破伞在头顶上出现了白色的东西(开着音乐，继续开着金钗)许信：niangzi，I miss you so much .。小白：

12、寡人。即可从workspace页面中移除物件。即可从workspace页面中移除物件。So do I. lets enjoy the rain。即可从workspace页面中移除物件。即可从workspace页面中移除物件。小白手指远处，两个人一起遥望远方齐唱，大家一齐登场：Waiting 1000 years1000 years for a chanceWaiting 1000 yearsI have no regretWho said this to meThat love me foreverOnly for your wordsAI wont regret thatRains heart brokeWind is cryingSweet love seems to fallwes