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1、Three Times Beating Monster 一 一 八 班,T:唐僧(A) S:孙悟空 (B) E:猪八戒(C) J:沙僧(D) B:白骨精(E) B1:B变成村姑 B2:B变成太婆 B3:B变化成老头,人物：,T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now? 阿弥陀佛，我们这是到哪了？ S: Bajie,map! 八戒，地图！ S: Look,boss 师傅，请看。 T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, dont bring these pictures of beautiful girls! 八戒，我跟

2、你讲了多少次了，不要带这种美女的图片！ E: Oh, boss!Forgive me。哦，师傅！原谅我吧。 T: Ill keep it for you until we reach the west 为师先替你保管，到西天了再给你。,E: But 但是 T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map? 阿弥陀佛，色即是空，空即是色！地图？ E: Here.Em we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I cant walk on any more!My stomach doesnt allow So

3、. 给，嗯我们已经到白虎山了！哎呀，我走不动了！再说，我这肚子也饿了。 S: Fat Pig! 肥猪! E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will. 死猴子，有本事再说一遍，再说 S: You will what? 再说你怎么样？,E: I will help you catch fleas. 我帮你抓虱子。 S: Hm! 哼！ T:Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food? 悟空，我也有点饿了，你能去化

4、些斋饭来吃吗？ E: You see , boss is hungry,too! 你看，师傅不也饿了吗！ T: Baijie!Dont forget who ate my last meal! 八戒！不要忘了是谁吃了我的干粮！ J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away. 但是，师傅，假如妖怪趁猴哥不在来了呢 T: EmIt is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea? 嗯这是个问题。悟空，你有什么办法没？,S: No problem! 没问题！ J: This is.? S: E

5、lectric net! I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it! 伏魔圈！只要待在里面，就没有妖怪能接近！ T: Emok，we will stay in it! 嗯好的，我们会呆在里面的！ S: Bye! 俺老孙去也。 T: Lets play cards!我们斗地主吧！ B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish. 哈哈！伏魔圈？太小儿科了吧。 B1: Can I join you? 我也可以玩吗？,J: Im sorry,lady. We are playing Fi

6、ghting Against landowner and three people are enough. 不好意思，姑娘。我们在斗地主，三个人够了。 B1: Oh,Chance! Bomb! 噢，机会来了！炸弹！ T: Bomb? B1: Double King! 王炸！ T: Oh.I win! Em,Lady,you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me! 喔我赢了！嗯，姑娘，你是老手吧。进来教我！ S: Oh,monster! 啊，妖怪！ B1: Ah 惨叫声 T: Wukong! Look what have done! She is my te

7、acher! 悟空！你在干嘛！她是我的师傅! S: She is a monster! 她是妖怪！,T: Nonsense!深呼吸 S: Oh,please dont 噢，师傅，别 T:Its too late! 太晚了！ S: Please,Please,oh,no T: Wukong,Im disappointed with you! 悟空，为师早就跟你讲了不要乱杀生！ B: Hm!Sun Wukong, Ill teach you a lesson! 哼!孙悟空，让我教训一下你！ B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter? 请问，你们见过我女儿没？ T: Da

8、ughter?. No,sorry! S: You monster, Ill beat you into hell! 好你个妖怪，我打死你！ E&J: Are you Ok, boss?师傅，你还好吧？,J: Look,how many? 看，这是几？ T:Two. B3:Sun Wukong, game over! 孙悟空，游戏结束了！ B3: Oh.,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?! 噢女儿，老婆子！谁干的？！ S: Ill kill you, monster! 妖怪，我要打死你！ T: You,you.You have killed three liv

9、es! 你，你你已经伤了三条人命了！ S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster! 不，他们不是人！都是妖怪变的！ T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go! 妖怪？你才是妖怪！你走，不要再让我看见你！,J: boss, brother Monkey is. 师傅，猴哥这是 T: Dont mention that guy any more! 不要再提他了！ B: Ha,ha,ha! T: You are.你是 B: How foolish yo

10、u are ,Mr Tang! 唐僧，你好愚蠢！ B: Ill enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha. 我要吃你的肉，哈哈哈哈 S: A thousand years later. T: Wukong?悟空 E: Oh,Brother Monkey! 哇塞，猴哥 J: Our hero is back! 我们的英雄回来了！,T: I,I cant understand.What happened? 发生什么事了？ S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you! 师傅，你应该提高一下智商了！这个妖怪为了骗你变化成三个模样！ T: How,how did you find out? 你怎么发现的？ S: .Monkeys intuition 猴子的直觉。 T: Wukong，I admit my mistake this time，Im sorry 悟空，这次是为师错怪了你，对不起！ S: