幽默英语小故事

1、Welcome to,Enjoy Enlish,【1】At the Lesson of Geography（在地理课上） A teacher put his finger on some place on the map and said: “What is this, John?” John got up and said: “Your forefingerf:,fi ”,老师用手指在地图上指着某一个地方，说： “约翰，这是什么呀？” 约翰站起身来，说：“是你的食指。”,English joke,【1】At the Lesson of Geography（在地理课上） 老师用手指在地图上指着

2、某一个地方，说： “约翰，这是什么呀？” 约翰站起身来，说：“是你的食指。”,A teacher put his finger on some place on the map and said: “What is this, John?” John got up and said: “Your forefinger”,English joke,【2】At the Lesson of Physics（在物理课上） Teacher: Explainiksplein , please, the effectifekt of cold and heat and give examples Pupil

3、（学生）:Cold contractskntrkts , heat expandsikspndz Thats why days are shorter in winter and longer in summer,老师：请解释一下冷和热的作用，并举例说明。 学生：热胀冷缩。这就是夏天日子长冬天日子短的原因。,English joke,【2】At the Lesson of Physics（在物理课上） 老师：请解释一下冷和热的作用，并举例说明。 学生：热胀冷缩。这就是夏天日子长冬天日子短的原因。,Teacher: Explain, please, the effect of cold and

4、heat and give examples Pupil（学生）:Cold contracts, heat expandsThats why days are shorter in winter and longer in summer,English joke,【3】Twenty-eight Days Teacher: Now, Nick, tell me which month has twenty-eight days in it Nick（ thinks a little and says）： They all have,老师：尼克，请你告诉我：哪一个月是有二十八天的？ 尼克（考虑了一

5、会儿，说）：每个月都有二十八天。,English joke,【3】Twenty-eight Days 老师：尼克，请你告诉我：哪一个月是有二十八天的？ 尼克（考虑了一会儿，说）：每个月都有二十八天。,Teacher: Now, Nick, tell me which month has twenty-eight days in it Nick（ thinks a little and says）： They all have,English joke,【4】The pen Bill: Mary, give me your pen, please Mary: Why dont you want

6、to write with your own pen? Bill: Because it always makes so many mistakes,比尔：玛丽，你的钢笔请给我用一用。 玛丽：为什么你不想用你自己的钢笔写呢？ 比尔：因为它经常产生许多错误。,English joke,【4】The pen 比尔：玛丽，你的钢笔请给我用一用。 玛丽：为什么你不想用你自己的钢笔写呢？ 比尔：因为它经常产生许多错误。,Bill: Mary, give me your pen, please Mary: why dont you want to write with your own pen? Bill

7、: Because it always makes so many mistakes,English joke,【5】Annes Age（安妮的年龄） Teacher: How old are you, Anne? Anne: Fifteen Teacher: But you were only seven last year, and now you are eight years old Anne: Well, seven last year and eight this year make fifteen,老师：安妮，你几岁？ 安妮：十五岁。 老师：你去年才七岁，现在应该是八岁啊！ 安妮

8、：对啦，去年七岁加今年八岁等于十五岁。,English joke,【5】Annes Age（安妮的年龄） 老师：安妮，你几岁？ 安妮：十五岁。 老师：你去年才七岁，现在应该是八岁啊！ 安妮：对啦，去年七岁加今年八岁等于十五岁。,Teacher: How old are you, Anne? Anne: Fifteen Teacher: But you were only seven last year, and now you are eight years old Anne: Well, seven last year and eight this year make fifteen,Eng

9、lish joke,6Ann on Tom said: You are pigs. Tom said: I am a pig strange! from Ann called Tom pig strange, and finally one day, Tom could not help but face the front of everyone shouted Ann : I am not a strange pig! ,6Ann对Tom说：“你是猪。”Tom说：“我是猪才怪！”从此Ann就叫Tom猪才怪，终于有一天，Tom忍不住当着众人的面对Ann吼道：“我不是猪才怪！”,7A: “Th

10、is matter I just tell you one person, you must the secretsi:krit for me. B: “Trusttrst , not only I want secret for you, I will tell everybody to be secret for you.,7甲：”这件事我只告诉你一人，请你千万为我保密。 乙：”放心，不但我要为你保密，我还要告诉大家都来为你保密。”,8Stupid Question Dan was the doormand:mn of a club in a big city. Everyday, tho

11、usands of people passed his door, and a lot of them stopped and asked him, Whats the time, please? After a few months, Dan said to himself, Im not going to answer all those stupid people any more. Im going to buy a big clock and put it upon the wall here. Then he did so. “Now people arent going to stop and ask me the time, he thought happily. But after that, a lot of people stopped, looked at the clock and then asked Dan, Is that clock right?”,8愚蠢的问题,丹在一个大城市的某