英语最幽默小故事(适合初一和初二)

1、Welcome to，enjoy enish，1 at the lesson of geography(地理课堂)a teacher put his finger on some place on the map and said :John got up and said : your forefinger . ，English joke，1 at the lesson of geography(地理课)，a teacher put his finger on some place on the map and said : what itJohn got up and said : you

2、r forefinger . ，English joke，2 at the lesson of physcs(物理课中)Teacher: Explain，please，The effect of cold and heat and give Explain，English joke，2 at the lesson of physics(物理课堂)，Teacher: Explain，please，The effect of cold and heat and，English joke，3twenty-eight days teacher : now，nick，Tell me which mont

3、h has twenty-eight days in it . nick，English joke，3 twenty-eightdays，teacher : now，nick，tell me which month has twenty-eight days in it . nicebill : because it always makes so many mistakes。English joke，4 the pen bill: Mary，请写支笔。玛丽：为什么不想用自己的钢笔写？比尔：因为经常发生很多错误。bill : Mary、give me your pen、please。Mary

4、: why dont you want to write with your own pen？bill : because it always makes so many mistakes，English joke，5 annes age(安妮的年龄)Teacher: How old are you，annenAnne : fifteen。teacher : but you were only seven last year，and now you are eight years old。Anne : well，7 last year and eight this year make fifteen。English joke，5 annes age(安妮的年龄)，Teacher: How old are you，Anne？Anne : fifteen。teacher : but you were only seven last year，and now you are eight years old。Ann