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1、最新 料推荐搞笑的英语小笑话1: Expensive PriceDentist: Im sorry, madam, but Ill have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your sons tooth.Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction.Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other pat
2、ients out of the office.昂贵的代价牙科医生:对不起,夫人,为给您的儿子拔牙,我得收二十五美元。母亲:二十五美元!可是我知道您拔一颗牙只要五美元呀?牙科医生:是的。但是您儿子这么大声地叫唤,他都吓跑四位病人了搞笑的英语小笑话2:I Wasnt AsleepWhen a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, h
3、e nudged him and said: Wake up, sir!I wasnt asleep, the man answered.Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed.I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car.我没有睡着当一群妇女上车之后,车上的座位全都被占满了。售票员注意到一名男子好象是睡着了,他担心这个人会坐过站,就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他,说: “先生,醒醒 ! ”“我没有睡着。 ”那个男人回答。“没睡着 ?可是你眼睛都闭上了呀?”
4、“我知道,我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已。”搞笑的英语小笑话3:The poor husbandYou cant imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife, the man complained to his friend. She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.可怜的丈夫1最新 料推荐“你根本无法想
5、象和我妻子打交道是多么的难,”一个男人对他的朋友诉苦说,“她问我一个问题,然后自己回答了,过后又花半个小时跟我解释为什么我的答案是错的。”Whos More Polite?A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew he was more courteous because, whenever
6、 he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.谁更有礼貌 ?一个胖子和一个瘦子在争论谁更有礼貌。瘦子说他更有礼貌,因为他经常对女士摘帽示意。但是胖子认为他更有风度,因为无论什么时候他在车上给别人让座时,总有两位女士能坐下。搞笑的英语小笑话4:Let Dog in HotelA man wrote a letter to a small hotel he planned to visit on his vacation: I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He i
7、s well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, Ive been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, Ive never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures
8、 off the walls. Ive never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And Ive never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel. And, if your dog will vouch for you, youre welcome to stay here, too.一个人给一家他计划在假期里停留的小旅馆写了封信, “我非常希望带
9、着我的狗,它很干净很有教养,你能允许它和我睡一间屋子吗 ?”旅馆主人立即回了封信,“我经营旅馆很多年了,狗从没偷过毛巾,床单,餐具,或者墙上的画。我也从没有在半夜因为狗喝醉胡闹而赶走它,狗也从不不付帐就跑掉。实际上我们非常欢迎您的狗来我们旅馆,如果它为您担保,也欢迎您来。搞笑的英语小笑话5:Intelligent sonOne day, the father lets eight year-old son send a letter, the son took the letter , the father then remembered didnt write the address and
10、 addressees name on the envelope.After the son comes back, the father asks him: You have thrown the letter in the mail box?CertainlyYou have not seen on the envelope not to write the address and the addressee name?I certainly saw nothing written on the envelope.2最新 料推荐Then why you didnt take it back
11、?I also thought that you do not write the address and the addressee, is for does not want to let me know that you do send the letter to who!聪明的儿子有一天 ,父亲让八岁的儿子去寄一封信,儿子已经拿着信跑了,父亲才想起信封上没写地址和收信人的名字。儿子回来后 ,父亲问他 : “你把信丢进邮筒了吗?” 当“然 ”“你没看见信封上没有写地址和收信人名字吗?”“我当然看见信封上什么也没写”“那你为什么不拿回来呢?”“我还以为你不写地址和收信人,是为了不想让我知道
12、你把信寄给谁呢! ”搞笑的英语小笑话6:Put your feet inThe school girl was sitting with her feet streched far out into the aisle ,and was busily chewing gum, when the teacher espied her. Mary ! called the teacher sharply. Yes,Madam? questioned the pupil , Take that gum out of your mouth and put your feet in!把脚放进去一个女学生
13、坐在座位上,嘴里起劲地嚼着口香糖,脚却伸到课桌间的走道里,被老师发现了。“玛丽 ! ”老师严厉地叫她。 “什么事,老师 ?”这女学生问。 “把口香糖从嘴里拿出来,把脚放进去。”搞笑的英语小笑话7:I Wasnt AsleepWhen a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: Wake
14、 up, sir!I wasnt asleep, the man answered.Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed.I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car.我没有睡着当一群妇女上车之后,车上的座位全都被占满了。售票员注意到一名男子好象是睡着了,他担心这个人会坐过站,就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他,说: “先生,醒醒 ! ”“我没有睡着。 ”那个男人回答。“没睡着 ?可是你眼睛都闭上了呀?”3最新 料推荐“我知道,我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有
15、女士站在我身边而已。”搞笑的英语小笑话8:The poor husbandYou cant imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife, the man complained to his friend. She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.可怜的丈夫“你根本无法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的难,”一个男人对他的朋友诉苦说
16、,“她问我一个问题,然后自己回答了,过后又花半个小时跟我解释为什么我的答案是错的。”搞笑的英语小笑话9:Where is the father?Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.Look, said the elder brother. How nice these paintings are!Yes, said the younger, but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?Th
17、e elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, Obviously he was painting the pictures.父亲在哪儿 ?兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。“看, ”哥哥说, “这些画多漂亮呀! ”“是啊, ”弟弟说道, “可是在所有这些画中,只有妈妈和孩子。那爸爸去哪儿了呢?”哥哥想了会儿,然后解释道:“很明显,他当时正在画这些画呗。”搞笑的英语小笑话10:Does the dog know the proverb, too?The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.Its all right
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