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搭讪高招 5个绝妙的加式破冰法5 BRILLIANTLY CANADIAN CHAT-UP LINES5个绝妙的加式搭讪台词Listen: I have a girlfriend. Weve been dating for a long while now. Were happy. And well remain that way so long as she doesnt read this article. For here I tell you how to finagle your way to the liquid romance of good conversations, long laughs, and stolen desires. I tell you how to get the Canadian girl of your dreams (kind of like the Canadian girl of my dreams, except, well, shes mine already).我有个在一起很久了的女友，我们很开心。如果她不看到这篇文章的话我们还会一直好下去。此文中，我会告诉你怎样和心仪的女孩聊得开心、乐得开怀，互相点燃爱火，以及怎样追到你梦中的加拿大女孩（就像我的梦中情人一样的女孩，但我已经追到她了）。These are conversation starters, ice breakers in a Canadian climate that has too much ice to begin with. For this reason, these introductory pick-up lines are often cheesy. But thats okay as long as your intended paramour isnt lactose intolerant.在加拿大这么冷的地方，打破僵局的话头不快准狠可不行。所以这下面的话大多肉麻又甜腻，但只要你喜欢的对象不是乳糖不耐症患者就没关系FOR THE BAR在酒吧Canadian bars and pubs are an oasis of delirium, frustration, and single people. They offer a comfortable environment to relax, drink, and if done correctly work your way into a relationship if only for a little while.加拿大的酒吧是发疯买醉的好去处，是饥渴单身人士的绿洲。人们在酒吧里可以边放松边喝酒，只要方法得当，你可能还会有艳遇。Do you mind holding my Molson Canadian while I buy you yours?可以帮我拿一下Molson Canadian吗，我得腾出手去给你买一杯。Did you fall from heaven, and were the injuries covered by our healthcare? Social, universal healthcare is always funny. Ask the United States.你是从天堂掉落凡间的吗？治疗摔伤用了我们的医保吗？全社会统一的医保总是可以拿来做笑梗，问问美国就知道了。FOR THE CLASSROOM在教室Universities are a hive of frenzied passions, unadulterated inhibitions, and youthful naivety. In other words, its the perfect place to try some of these lines.大学充满了狂热、禁欲或幼稚的年轻人。换句话说，在这里试试下面这几句话再好不过了。If its a music class, say, Do you like Justin Bieber? Theres only one answer to this question, so its an easy discussion to set up. Theres a small chance that theyll say yes, though. If they do, then turn away. I have just saved you from making a horrible decision.如果在上音乐课，说你喜欢贾斯汀比伯吗？能接受的答案只有一个，所以你要准备的对话内容很简单。也有人会说喜欢，虽然概率很小。但一旦碰上这种人，就别和她讲话了。我可在你犯下大错前拉了你一把。If in a French course, say, Can you translate this: Jaime tu. Theyll tell you it means, I like you. And youll say, Dont you think thats a bit strong? We just met. And then theyll laugh, and youll keep talking, and, well youll thank me later.如果在上法语课，就说：你知道Jaime tu是什么意思吗？她们会说，我喜欢你。你回道，你不觉得太快了吗？我们才见面呀。然后她们就会笑，你继续说你的，最后你就会感谢我了。And last of all, if its a political science class, say, At least Im not Stephen Harper. The fact that youre not Canadas increasingly unpopular Prime Minister probably wont hurt your chances最后，如果是政治课，说：还好我不是Stephen Harper。他是加拿大的首相，其民众支持率屡创新低，所以这话可能非常合妹子的心意。FOR THE CLUB在夜店These are pulse-pounding, thought-erasing establishments of a special breed of young night-rats. Youll inevitable find yourself stuck in one of these black holes one day; the gravity is too strong to avoid. So, too, could a momentary lover so remember these lines.年轻的夜猫子们一去夜店就心跳加快，大脑一片空白。有一天，你也会无可避免地陷入这些个黑洞中；它们的吸引力太强了，艳遇也是一样。所以要牢记这些话！Drakes lyrics dont compare to talking to you. Everyone loves a reference to Canadian rap.和你讲话比听Drake的歌好多了。所有人都喜欢拿加拿大说唱来说笑。I want some poutine; want some? As I said, the first-impression pick-up lines will be cheesy particularly when they involve cheese curds. Dont hold back though: poutine on the way home is always a good excuse to escape with your eardrums still inta