大学生英语话剧--荆轲刺秦王.doc

l 旁白： Long long ago, there was a crazy country, in this crazy country ，there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qin,“Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? OK, next show will tell you the truth. l Part onel 太子丹 : Yingzheng,that bad guy ,treats me even worse than before.Resorts to lots of persons in his hand,he never cares about me -the most sensible prince under the sun.Recently,he has got much more cities from my hands.How can I live if these things happen again Hey! I must think out a good idea. I must make him know who I am . 嬴政,那个坏家伙,对待我比以前更糟了。仰仗着他手里人多,他从不顾忌我- - -太阳下最明智的王子。最近,他从我手里夺去了更多的城池。,如果这些事发生，我如何生活嘿! !我得想出一个好主意。我要让他知道我是谁。 l 太子丹:Indeed, tell me what shall we do now? 事实上,告诉我,我们应该做些什么呢?l 阿三:Just keep calm,please!Let me see!只是保持镇静,请!让我看看! Ok get one,we can sent a hero to put Ying Zheng to好的,我找到了,我们可以送一个英雄,把嬴政 l Then, all the beauties,jewelries and cities in Qin is ours 那么,所有的美女、首饰和城市在秦代是我们的 l 太子:Ha, ha. Good idea,Good idea!But do you think who we can sent? 哈哈 。好主意,好主意!但你认为谁是可以送到呢?l 阿三：I have thought about it, we can send Xi Men Chui Xue .He is traveling in our country these days. I think we cant lose the chance. We must employ him quickly.我认为,我们可以派遣西门吹雪。他这些日子在我国旅游。我认为我们不能失去这个机会。我们必须雇用他 l 太子:Well, deal with the things as soon as possible.嗯,处理事情尽快。 l Part twol 西门吹雪 :Today I came here for the fighting, who is the unwanted-life guy. Stand out.今天我来战斗,谁是unwanted-life的家伙。站出来l 荆轲站在一边，不敢出大气。 l 旁白：Competition begins.l 荆轲Are you really Xi Men Chui Xue?l 西门吹雪：Just come on. l 荆轲：Are you sure you are really the Xi Men Chui Xue in the storyl 西门吹雪： what a boring man! How dare you ask me such a stupid question?荆轲My hero, I admire you just like the yellow river, never endless. I have eighty-year-old mother up, three-year-old boy down. Please dont kill me. Give me the life, please!l 西门吹雪I thought Jingke is a hero. But you beg for life. How can I forgive you ,Give you your life.(我认为荆轲是一个英雄。但你求手下留情。我怎么能原谅你给你留一条命呢 Maybe I ate too much this morning, Maybe there is something wrong with the rice. (抬头) where is the toilet?也许我吃了太多的今天早上,也许有大米毛病了。厕所在哪里?l 荆轲：T-o-i-l-e-t-?l 西门吹雪：WC.l 荆轲：W-C-?l 西门吹雪：茅厕！Are you happy to hear such rude words?你很高兴听到这样粗鲁的话?l 荆轲：I know, I know. Turn left, left and left.我知道,我知道。向左拐,左拐再左拐.l 西门吹雪下。太子丹与阿三上，看见荆轲，大吃一惊，太子丹给阿三一个眼色，阿三会意。走至荆轲前。l 阿三:Whats your name, please? Hero.请问你叫什么名字?英雄.l 荆轲不屑一顾。l 太子丹May I have your name, please?我可以知道你的名字吗?l 荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着Even dying under the flower, Also happy as a ghost.-Happy prince of the gostjingke：宁 在 花 下 死， 作 鬼 也 风 流 快活魔王荆轲是也 l 太子丹：I am glad to meet youl 荆柯：Me tool 荆柯突欲走，太子丹给阿三一个眼色。l 阿三：Hero, wait for a moment. I have a problem needs your help。英雄,稍等片刻。我有一个问题,需要你的帮助l 太子丹：You can gain a lot of things.荆柯欲走又止。l 太子丹: Here is a card for traveling all over the world for free, please accept it please, hero.这是一张卡片,周游世界免费,请接受吧,英雄。l 荆柯正准备拿，但马上又止，转身又欲走l 太子丹：I must use the last way. Ladies and gentlemen. This is Miss Huang!我一定要用过去的方式。女士们,先生们。这是黄小姐。l 有一妖艳女子走上，走到荆柯面前，给荆柯抛了一个眉眼。荆柯两眼发直。l 太子丹与阿三Yeah!l 荆柯：Great man, both born and die for his motherland. I am not the guy who just wants money and beauty. What shall I do? Prince, just say it out. But this ladyl 伟大的人,出生和死亡都为他的祖国。我不是那个人只是想要钱和美丽。我该做什么呢?王子,就说出来。但是这个女人l 太子丹：No problem.没问题。l Part threel 挽着那女子，太子丹在后，阿三一手拿着地图，一手提头上。l 阿三：We have already reached Yishui River.我们已经达到沂水河。l 荆珂：Please just stop here. Goodbye.请在这里停车。再见。l 太子丹：Hero, Let me see you off a little further英雄,让我送你一些l 荆珂：What a boring guy. If you walk a little further, then you will go to Qin instead of mel 多么无聊的一场的家伙。如果你再走一段,然后你会代替我去秦l 太子丹：Well. Goodbye. Hero. Here is the map and the head of Fan Yuqi, so as to get trust of the king 好。再见。英雄。这是地图和樊于期的头部,从而获得信任,尽显王者风范l 荆珂 ：How can I express my feeling now? I dont want to leave because I love you. Once I think I will kill Yingzheng . I cant help rushing into W.C. you known. I dont want to go. I dont want to go.l 我怎样才能表达我现在的感受吗?我不想离开,因为我爱你。只要想到我会杀了Yingzheng。我不能自己的冲进了厕所。我不想去。我不想去。l 女子：Dont worry. Do you still love me?别担心。你还爱着我吗?l 荆珂：Sure. I love you just like the mouse likes the rice. I love you more than my own life, more than my wife, more than the whole world. You are the one I first kissed, and I hope you will be the last one.当然。我爱你,就像老鼠爱大米。我爱你胜过我的生命,超过我的妻子,超过整个世界。你就是我的第一次接吻,我希望你将会是最后一个。l 女子：Well. If you are still loving me. You should not make me sad Stand up like a man. Dont be fearful. I will be right here waiting for you.好。如果你仍然爱我。你不应该让我伤心站起来像一个人。别无所畏惧。我将在这里等着你。l 荆珂：You must wait for me.你必须等我。l 女子努力挤出几滴眼泪，l 旁白”I will be right here waiting for you”(我将在这里等着你) 响起l 荆珂上船，渐渐远去，l 女子：Hey！ You want to come back, use your pig head, if you come back, the assurance that I bought for you will have no use. Go to your doom. Never come back. 嘿!你想回来,用你的猪头,如果你回来,我买的保险就没有用了。去你的末日。永远都不会回来了。l 一大臣跑在前，一大臣紧随其后，跑了一圈，便上气不接下气。l 大臣甲（掏出手机一看）：Hey, bad luck. I am late. The bonus of this month has been lost.嘿,坏运气。我来晚了。这个月的奖金已经失去。l 大臣乙：I am tired. I had been chatting on QQ until 1 o clock last night.我累了。我在QQ上聊天,直到昨晚1点钟。l 大臣乙（看了一下大臣甲）：Good. Good. Your skin is fine.好。好。你的皮肤很好l 大臣甲：I use “ Da Bao” everyday.我用“大宝”每一天l 大臣乙：I have heard the emperor of Yan again give our king some good things. Be quick, to have a look。我的心的皇帝再给我们的王燕一些好东西。快点,看了一下。l 大臣甲：Come onl 秦王上座，两个大臣各坐一边。l 卫兵丙：“Can we begin？”l 秦王“begin”l 卫兵丙：“Let the people of Yan Jingke come in”让人们燕国,荆轲进来l 荆柯上。跪下，吓得直发抖。l 秦王：“Jingke. Whats wrong with you？”荆柯,你有什么不舒服吗?l 荆柯：“Nothing. Nothing. May be there are lots of fleas on my body “.没有。没有。可能有许多跳蚤在我身上l 秦王（不烦）：Whats the good things， quickly！”有什么好东西,快!l 荆柯献图，图穷匕首见，荆柯举刀刺秦，（旁白：Go Go Go Only Only响起）秦王摔倒，转身逃跑，其他人抱头趴在地上。两个人围着大臣兜圈，过了一会儿l 大臣甲喊道：“ King, drink the milk quickly!”（国王，快喝牛奶）扔了一奶壶，秦王接住，咂了一下，顿时，力大无比，立刻将荆柯打倒在地。l 秦王:Super rubbish, how dare you kill me?超级垃圾,你怎么敢杀我?l 荆柯:Im sorry Im wrong But it is the prince of Yan told me to do that。 Please forgive me!对