just-my-luck(倒霉爱神)-英文剧本.doc

Ashley 在公寓前Ashley Morning, Oscar. 早上好，Oscar。Guard Morning, Miss Albright. Finding a cab may take a while in this mess. No umbrella? 早上好，Albright小姐。照现在这种状况想叫辆出租车恐怕得费点时间。没带伞么？Ashley Really think I need one? 有这个必要么？Guard Guess not. 好像没有。Ashley Thanks. Have a good one. 谢谢，祝你一天愉快。Ashley 出租车上 和司机说话Ashley Oh. Nice. Bye. 噢，不错。再见。Ashley First stop, 66th and Broadway. I need to be there in four minutes, please.先在第66大街和百老汇交叉口停一下。我必须在4分钟内到那里。Taxi driver Oh, yeah. Thats gonna happen. 噢耶，走着瞧吧。Ashley 出租车上 拨错电话给WNYHAshley Hi. Dana? 嗨，Dana。WNYH WNYH. Youre caller seven. Can you name our mystery song?这里是WNYH节目。你是第七个打进电话的听众。你能猜出我们的神秘歌曲么？Ashley Oops. I did it again. Sorry. 哦，我又打错了，不好意思。（Oops. I did it again是布兰尼的成名曲）WNYH Thats right! You win! 没错，你中奖了。Ashley 出租车上 出租车司机说话Taxi driver Oh, thats like five greens in a row. The force is strong this morning, boy. 哦，今天一路上碰上5个红绿灯！今天的“原力”还真强啊，小子。（“原力”-星球大战中）Ashley 出租车上 打电话给DanaAshley Dana, it looks like Im running a little early. So Im gonna make a stop at Balduccis. Muffin? Dana，我好像来的有点早。所以我想在Balducci店停一下，要来点松饼么？Jake 找MR. PHILLIPS-去MR. PHILLIPS家的路上Jake I am the master of my universe. Positive energy, positive results.我是我世界的主宰。只要有积极的努力就会有积极的回报。Jake 找MR. PHILLIPS-看见了MR. PHILLIPSJake Oh, perfect. Taking the dog for a walk. 哦，不错。出来遛狗。Jake Good morning, Mr. Phillips. I want to introduce you to the hottest band in New York City. 早上好，Phillips先生。我想向您推荐一下全纽约最棒的乐队。Jake Magic time. Oh, perfect! 绝妙的时机。哦，好极了！Jake 找MR. PHILLIPS-看到一分钱Jake Huh. Find a penny. 嗯，捡到一分钱。Jake 找MR. PHILLIPS-追赶MR. PHILLIPSJake Uh, Mr. Phillips? Excuse me? 嗯，Mr. Phillips？打搅一下？Ashley 下出租车，两个工人在搬运一面镜子Worker Here we go. Lift. Good. Walk it around. Bring it around. Bring it around. Thats it. 准备，起。好，转个圈。转过来。转过来。可以了。Ashley 电梯里Pennington Hey, hold it, please. 嘿，请等一下。Ashley Oh. 哦。Pennington Thanks. 谢谢。Ashley Youre welcome. 不客气Jake 追赶MR. PHILLIPS-碰到警察Phillips Come on, baby. Baby made a poo-poo! Now, lets go. 走吧，宝贝。宝贝便便了。好，咱们走。Phillips Baby, your poo-poos costing me. Happy? 宝贝，你的便便可要害我花钱了。你满意了？（对警察说）Jake Hi. Good morning. 嗨，早上好。Policeman Mm-hmm. 嗯。Jake Sweet. 真走运。Jake 追赶MR. PHILLIPS-撞到了一个女孩，被警察追Jake Oh, my gosh! Are you okay? 哦，我的天啊！你没事吧？Girl What, what are you doing? Get off! 你，你在干什么，快起来！Jake Im sorry. Are you o. Look, Im. Let me help you up. Stop hitting me!对不起，你没。 你看，我是，让我扶你起来。别踢我！Girl Dont， dont touch me. 不，不要碰我。Jake Let me help you up! It was an accident! 让我帮你起来！这只是个意外。Girl Oh, my God! Help! 哦，我的天啊，救命啊！Policeman Hey, you! Dont move! 嘿，你，别跑！Jake This is not. 这不是。Girl Help! Help! 救命！救命！Jake This is not. not good. Not good. 这不。不好，不好。Girl Somebody! 救救我！Policeman Stay there! 站着别动！Jake Let me help you up! Come on! 让我扶你起来，来吧！Girl Get that thing near me, and Ill smack it! 你那玩意要是敢靠近我，我就把它拍烂！Policeman I need backup! 288 in the park! Hey, you! Stay there! Ill get you!我需要支援！288号在公园！嘿，说你呢！站着别动！我会追上你的！Jake The button popped! 口子自己迸开的！Policeman Green jacket, skull cap. Pursuing on foot. 绿色夹克，鸭舌帽。徒步逃离。Jake 追赶MR. PHILLIPSPhillips Were making music here. Were not making chicken. Well, get it done. We need this done. 我们是做音乐的，不是做鸡肉的。好吧，处理好，这件事必须处理好。Jake Sir, excuse me! Good morning, Mr. Phillips! I have a brand-new.先生，打搅一下！早上好，Phillips先生！我有一个全新的。Policeman Got you! 抓到了！Jake Mr. Phillips! Phillips先生！Policeman Give me your arm, pervert! 把手给我，变态！Jake Take a quick listen! 试听一下！Policeman You smell like dog crap! 你一身狗屎味！Jake Officer, could you take me to the 36th Precinct? Theyre nice to me there.长官，能不能把我送到36警署？他们对我很好。Ashley 公司-电梯Pennington You promise? 6:00? 你答应了？6点？Ashley Okay. Ill be the redhead who looks like this. 好的。我到时候会是一头红发，就象现在。Pennington In that case, Ill be there at 5:30. 如果那样的话，我就5：30到。Ashley Okay. 好的。Ashley 公司-办公室Ashley Morning, Maggie. 早上好，Maggie。Maggie Oh, what are you so chipper about? 哦，你美什么呢？Ashley Brad Pitt and Jude Law had a baby.and I just met him in the elevator. Brad Pitt和Jude Law生了个孩子。而我刚刚在电梯里碰上他。Server Braden & Company. Can I help you? Braden公司，有什么能为您效劳？Ashley Somebody ordered Balduccis. 某人要了Balducci的点心。Dana Oh, yum. Excuse me. Whats happening on this body? Is this a new coat?哦，好，对了。你身上这是怎么了？新衣服？Ashley Yeah. Can you believe it? Sample sale. Fifty percent off.是啊，你相信么？样品特卖，五折。Dana Ohh. 哦。Maggie And her coat met someone. 而且她的衣服让她勾搭上了某人。Dana David Pennington. Owner of the Boston Celtics David Pennington?David Pennington。就是Boston Celtics队的老板，David Pennington么？Ashley No, silly. Its his son. 才不是，傻瓜。是他儿子。Dana Impressive. But I, too, had a really great morning. Apparently, Saturn is in line with Neptune. 真棒。不过，我今天早上也不错。显然，土星和海王星连成一线了。Ashley Dana, you know those things arent exactly factual, right? Dana，你知道这些东西不是真的，对吗？Maggie Ooh! Ooh! And my new song got a really polite rejection letter.from Two Tone Records. But you know what they say: One door closes, and two doors open. 噢！噢！我的新歌收到了来自两家唱片公司非常礼貌的拒绝信。但是你知道他们是怎么说的么？一扇门关上，就有两扇门打开（天无绝人之路）Dana Speaking of doors, uh, the Phillips meeting. When is it?说到门，嗯，Phillips那个会议是在几点？Ashley Now. All right, Ive gotta go take notes. 现在。好，我要去作记录了。Dana Okay. 好的。Ashley I will see you guys after. 我们一会见。Maggie Bye. Can I have one of those? 再见。我能来一块么？Dana Do you want the bran? 你想吃麦麸么？Ashley 公司-会议室Ashley Where is everybody? 人呢？Phillips Look, our SoundScans last week were 470,000. Thats why we de. Yes, we deserve to be at the front of the store. Look, you tell him because I said so. You tell him Damon Phillips said so. Im hanging up now.你看，我们上周的唱片销量有47万。这就是为什么。对，我们应该摆在商店的前排。听着，你告诉他就说是我说的，你就说这是Damon Phillips说的。我要挂电话了。PhillipsI thought we had a meeting. 我还以为我们有个会。Ashley Oh, they should be here soon. If youd care to.噢，他们马上就来，如果您愿意。One Blackman Wait? This is a big insult. D. Doesnt wait for anybody.等？这是侮辱！D从来不等人的！The Other Blackman Yeah, thats right. No one. Okay? And he is furious. Aint that right? 是，没错。谁也不等，懂么？而且，他是个急脾气，没错吧？Phillips Its true. Im furious. 对，我就是个急脾气。Ashley They should be here at any second. I promise. 他们马上就到，我保证。Ashley 公司-电梯Peggy Are you kidding me, people! Sara! Sara, do something!你们在搞什么，Sara! Sara帮帮忙！Ashley 公司-会议室Oh, look! I just gotan I.M. From Miss Braden.And it says shes doing some final touches.on an extra special presentationfor you, and shell be right here.Right.Do you know how much DowntownMasquerade Records made last year?Yes. 507 million, gross.Therefore, you know how much eachand every minute of my time is wonth.$964.Damn, thats a lot of money.I didnt expect that.Yeah, and that includesthe time that youre sleeping.So even when I go poo-poo,Im makir money?Thats some expensive shit.Damn skippy.So you see why I cant affordto waste any time.And this is wasted time!I completely understand that. If you couldjust give me a moment, then I will start.Please. If its not wonth the minute,then I will give you $965.Hmm.Because personallyI think youre underpaid.Hope you haveyour checkbook.They brought him into custody.Charlie caught the case?Yeah.Charlies crazy, you know.Oh, I cant believe its raining again.Oh. Yeah.Let me out! Let me out first!Sara!Yes, uh, Miss.Right. No. Of course.Wha. Right.Damon. Damon, Im so sorryto keep you waiting.Uh-huh.With cheese. Okay.I just need to get the files,and we can start the presentation.No, no. Were done.Damon, please. The elevator was stuck.What are you talking about? Miss Albrightjust pitched me your entire P.R. Strategy.Its brilliant. Especiallythe part about the party.Oh. A p-party?Yeah, the masqueradebash thing. I love it.Oh, you. you like that?Yeah.Its a great way to showcase our talent andget a tax write-off and support a good cause.And you know I can neversay no. to a party.What you say.What you say. What you say.Me too.I love to par-tay.Dont do that.Got you covered, Mr. D.Your car is right this way.Masquerade bash?Uh, Im really sorry,Miss Braden. I just.I took notes at other meetings,and then I just improvised from there.Well, looks like youvegot a big party to plan.Right. Right. Yeah.Of course, youll need your own office.Wh. Me?Your idea. Youre in charge. Sara?Huh?Find Ashley a new office.and get her a company credit card.Thank you, Miss Braden.Oh, please, Ashley.From now on, its Peggy.Peggy.Peggy.And you are?Mail.Whatever.And dont worry, Ashley.Ill be watching your every move.Sara.Yes, maam?Katy, Im home.Oh, hey, Jake.Hey. Wow.What happened to you?Fourth-grade boys.Theyre the worst, arent they? Let me see.Whats it stuck on with?Krazy Glue.Huh, been there. At leastyou had a better day than me.Burger?Of course. Ketchup for you.- Katy, wheres my bun?- Oh, its in the oven, Grandma.Shes got a bun in the oven?Hey, Jake.Hey, Aunt Martha.Now, Katy.Ill be back aftermy shift at midnight.Cool.Stay out of trouble.Love you, Jake.Love you too.- Katy, mind your cousin.- Ill keep an eye on her.- See ya.- Ready?Wait. Is it gonna sting?Cause I kind of like wearing it.Well, its not gonna stingif you hold still.- Ow. Ow. Ow.- Hold still! Its gonna be fine!Hold still.One, two, three.There you go. There you go.Well, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. All right.- What do you say?- Thank you, Jake. Youre my hero.Give me some skin.You know, Im gonna take this.This is definitelya, uh, choking hazard.- All right.- Bye.See ya.Not again.! Oh.!So, where is he taking you?A basketball game.His dads team is playing Philly.Not sexy enough.Home or away?- Away.- Let me guess.On his private jetwhich he flies himself?- So wrong. He has a pilot.- Speaking of dates. Hello?We should try to findthe dragon lady one for the bash.That way, she wont be all over us,watching our every move.Mm. Good luck. Men of Peggys caliber dont exactly take ads in the Yellow Pages.Could you possibly idolize her any more?What? Shes sophisticated, glamorous,gets invited everywhere.and never has to stay homebecause she has nothing to wear.- Right. Nothing to wear.- Wee, wee, wee.- Coming!- Ill get it.- Im coming.- Im coming!- Find an outfit.- I found one.- Ooh, ooh, ooh.- Whoa. Who is that?Down, girl. Youre drooling on my doormat.Oh, its my next-door neighbor.- Who?- Shh. Antonio.- Oh, hey, Ashley.- Hey.Your dry cleaning was deliveredwhile you were out, so I took it.Oh, you are such an angel.Thank you.- I do what I can. Big date tonight?- Kind of big. You?- Ah, every night is date night.- Okay, Ill see you then.- Thanks.- Bye.- Oh, hey, Antonio.Are you free next Thursday?Im never free.What do you have in mind?Well, you wont want to miss this.Masquerade Records is throwingan outrageous promo party.Food, fun, dancing.and a blind date with my boss.Your boss?Whats she like?Shes very smart, strong,an independent woman.- Is she good-looking?- Of course.Okay, look, if you think well hit it off,then thats good enough for me.Oh, youre the best.Thank you so much. Bye.- Bye.- Oh, yes! A date for the dragon lady.- Yes!- You know, this isnt mine.Whose is it?- Oh! Sarah Jessica Parkers.- What?- Not kidding.I did not know Sarah Jessica Parkerlived in your building.Oh, my God.And look, its Dolce.Oh, my gosh.I can return it tomorrow.Let me look. Oh, yes.Your size.What are the odds?- Dont be jealous.- You know, this might actually look cute on me.- You should totally wear it tonight.- Well, of course.- Yeah, Im gonna need some chocolate now.- Im gonna need some milk.Im gonna go try on the dress.Im gonna go try on the dress.Thanks.Ay, ay! Asshole!- Hey, watch it, will ya.!Sorry. Sorry. Its okay.Yo, one, two, check.Sound check.- Hey, Jake.- Hey, Mac.Hey, hey! Hey, Jake!Jake, howd it go?So, uh. So you gotPhillips the CD?Uh, not ex. not exactly.You know, we just had somescheduling conflicts we had to deal with.Jake, this has beengoing on for weeks.Guys, were right on track.Trust me.There are even gonna be a coupleofA and R guys here tonight.Hey, Jake. Theres a clogged toiletin the mers room.Uh, and Im looking forwardto plunging it, Mac.but not until my shift starts,which is in two hours.Pretend its a Grammy.Grammy? Grammy it is. Okay.So Im gonna take care of this.Keep up the energy.Hit that G, Tom. Were gonnahave a great show tonight, guys.- Here we go.- Thank you.I thought we were taking a jet.This takes us to the jet.Oh, wow. This is definitelygoing in my diary. SquealsGood evening, Bayonne. Ashley,where did you get that gorgeous dress?Dont ask.- Hi. How are ya?- Hi.Guys, youre on.Gentlemen, enjoy the show.Cocktails on us.Ladies and gentlemen, give it upfor the hottest rock band in New York City!- McFly!- Keep on going. I got it.- Oh!- Lets get out of here.- Hey, fellas, come on.Youre firing me?You dont even pay me.Look, Jake, youre good.I mean, you did find us.- Its just.- But? Whats the but?But wejust thinkits time to go home.No, you cant go back home.Were this close, guys.Jake, we havent hadany lucky breaks over here.And poor Doug misses his mum.Yeah, he does. He cries every night.- One week. Hows that?Hows that?You give me one week.And if I cant make it happenfor you guys by then, then I get it.Were done. You can go back home.No hard feelings. One week.- Okay. One week.- One week.- One week.- All right!- Get some rest, guys.- Mums gonna have to waitone more week, Doug.One week.- So, did you?Okay, David Penningtonis a gentleman.- We kissed.- Boring.- Check please, Zuki.- Okay.- Thank you.- So, was it a, um, normal kiss.or was it a supernatural,tingling in your toes.butterflies in your tummysort of kiss?It was. enough to get himto ask me on another date.- Mm!- Thank you.- No, no, no, no. Uh-uh.Uh. W-Wait.Whats that?Senor Platinumsays lunch is on him.- I cant stand this.- What?Now, on top of everything else, Peggy Bradenhas given you worldwide buying power?Okay, theres positive energy,and then theres just plain dumb luck.Here we go again. Maggie, youve known mesince seventh grade, right?Okay, will you pleasetell her that Im not lucky?Well, you were votedprom queen at Franklin High.- So?- We went toJefferson.- That doesnt mean anything.- Okay.- What? Are you kidding me?- Thank you, Ashley.- Thank you.- Thank you, Ashley.- Thank you, Ashley.- But face it, babe.when they whacked you with thatlucky stick, they whacked you good.- You guys are silly.- Thank you.- Thank you.Okay. All right. If you dont thinkyou have the luck gene.then you wouldnt mindtaking a little test.- Test?- Yeah.Test? Cool.What kind of test?- Ooh, sorry.- Excusez-moi.- Hi. One scratcher, please.- Oh!- What kind?- You wanna pick?- This is not a fair test.I happen to be good at these.- The green one.Its a lottery.Nobodys good at them.- Dollar.- Thank you.- Guys.- Come on!I mean, seriously, this is silly.- Do it. Do it. Do it.Fine. No peeking.- Why?Its my scratcher now.Whatd you get? Whatd you get?Whatd you get?Five, 10, 15.I told you I was good at these.You are the luckiestperson in the world.How do you do it, Ash?How do you do it?I told you. You justscratch the silver boxes.Scratch? You just scratch?I could kill you!Hey, watch it. I cant afford to be injured.Ive got a major event to plan.And we have a walk-through downtownwith Peggy in 10 minutes.Taxi! We have to pick up the presentationboards. Were never gonna make it.Negativity.Thats your problem.- Thats true. Bye, sweets!- Make mama proud!- Of course. Love you.- Au revoir.!How you feeling?- Nervous.- Shes gonna love it.- Okay.- How about right here?- Yeah.- This place is amazing!- Quick. Shes ready.- Hi, Miss Braden.- Uh!Sorry. Peggy. So, are youready to be impressed?- Im ready to have questions.- Of course. I would hope so.Okay, so were goingfor a carnival-like atmosphere.Well have an upscale mixtureof V.I.P.s, celebs.and record industry insiders.Only, everyone will wear masks.Interesting.Well have a deejay,circus performers.fortune-tellers,atmosphere smoke and neon.Over here will be the V.I.P. Area.Well have champagne.only the best.Dom Perignon servedby waiters on stilts.And then a