简短幽默自我介绍.doc

简短幽默自我介绍简介： 一，基本情况 男，*年出生(真实年龄决不瞒报)，无婚史、现居*。本人性格开朗，为人真诚，无不良嗜好(抽烟、偶尔和朋友小聚喝点但最多5瓶啤酒;也算情理之中)，健康状况良好，各个部位都运作正常。*省*人。家中有瓦房二套，没车。事业有待发展。 二、一，基本情况男，*年出生(真实年龄决不瞒报)，无婚史、现居*。本人性格开朗，为人真诚，无不良嗜好(抽烟、偶尔和朋友小聚喝点但最多5瓶啤酒;也算情理之中)，健康状况良好，各个部位都运作正常。*省*人。家中有瓦房二套，没车。事业有待发展。二、 功能介绍1、 嘴巴能说会道，相信你拥有肯定不会寂寞。2、 肩膀两个，你可以依靠、可以当枕头、可骑个性自我介绍3、 手 当然是一双，寒冷的时候可以抱紧你，夏天还可以帮你赶蚊子4、 脚 能承受62公斤重量，只要你我加起来不超过250斤就能背你一辈子。5、 心 无论何时何地，永远只想你!6、 身体从此勿需热水袋电热毯，专家说人体恒温37.5。绝对禁久耐用，而且实惠。最重要的是省电!7、 脑 想偷懒不做家务吗?剪刀、石头、布，公平解决，切记，我只出布，屡试屡败!8、 决不难看,作老公最合适。三、 优势分析1、 对人总是热情中带着真诚(不包括我的情敌)。2、 是老婆最好而且唯一的出气筒(只限两个人的时候)。3、 性格开朗、善良、理智和冲动并存的混合型选手，只分析问题，不用暴力解决问题(除老婆受伤害时)。4、 为人专一、一花一果型、可放心交出全部感情。我真的是好孩子!自我介绍范文四、 劣势分析1、想要钓金龟的女生请止步，虽然我也很想满足你们，但是我真的还没多少钱。2、整天充满幻想的女孩也留步，生活不是童话故事，我是个只认现实不求虚幻的人。3、如果我真的爱上你，我会对你很好，好到你想逃(努力改正中)。4、想了半天我还只想到这几条。5. 最后一定要孝敬老人,善良热爱生活，要有进取心!身高(160左右，体重42-56KG左右,本人172，62KG)五、 机会点分析1、我是找老婆，不是来玩的。2、吃减肥药的、一天往酒吧钻好几趟的、视KTV如亲爹者勿扰。3、有抽烟嗜好者走开，偶尔抽一两根者除外(单单指玩)。女人有时抽烟的样子真的很美，但我真的不想在家的时候你发我一根，我发你一根抽个没完。4、管家婆型的靠边，我有一个妈已经够了。(恐龙谢绝)5、温柔、可爱、善良、喜欢小动物者(老鼠除外)优先。幽默6、有理想、有目标、热爱一切美好事物者(不包括金钱)优先。7、喜欢做美食而且做的很好者优先。我们可以切磋一下!8、有固定工作、且热爱工作、对未来充满憧憬(不包括工作狂)者优先!briefA sense of humorTo introduce myselfIntroduction: a, basic situation Male, born in * * (age never conceal), there is no history of marriage, now living in * *.I have a bright and cheerful disposition, sincere, no bad habits (smoking, but occasionally and friends to get-together drink up to 5 bottles of beer, also calculate understandable),healthParts are in good condition, operating normally.* * * * province.Home have 2 sets the tile, dont have a car.To develop my career.Second,Basic situation,Male, born in * * (age never conceal), there is no history of marriage, now living in * *.I have a bright and cheerful disposition, sincere, no bad habits (smoking, but occasionally and friends to get-together drink up to 5 bottles of beer, also calculate understandable), good health, all parts are operating normally.* * * * province.Home have 2 sets the tile, dont have a car.To develop my career.Second, the function is introduced1, mouth, articulate, believe that you have wont feel lonely.2, shoulders - two, you can rely on, can be a pillow, can ride.Personality self introduction3, a pair of hand, of course, the cold can hold you tight, summer can also help you catch mosquitoes.4, feet, can withstand the 62 kg weight, as long as you I added up to no more than 250 jins can carry you for a lifetime.5, heart, no matter when and where, only miss you forever!6 re shuidai, body - no need to electric blanket, experts say the body temperature of 37.5.Absolutely forbidden long durable and affordable.The most important thing is save electricity!7, brain - think too lazy to do the housework?Scissors, stone, cloth, fair solution, remember, I only out of the cloth, repeatedly try and fail!8, not ugly, for the husband is the best.Three, advantage analysis1, always enthusiastic to the person with sincere (not including my rival in love).2, is the wife and the only best punching bag (only) when two people.3, character cheerful, kind, reason and impulse hybrid players, only to analyze problems, dont use violence to solve problems (except when the wife hurt).4, is single-minded, a flower, fruit, to hand over all feelings.I really is a good boy!Happy to introduce myselfFour, weaknesses analysis1, the girls want to gold, please stop, although I also want to meet you, but I really havent much money.2, full of fantasy girl also stay all day,lifeIs not a fairy tale, Im a man only reality not fantasy.3, if I really love you, I would to you very good, so good that you want to run (in efforts to correct).4, want to half a day I only think about this a few.5. The last must filial piety, kind and love life, to be aggressive!Height (around 160, weight is 42-56 KG, I on conversion of 172 KG)Five, the opportunity to point analysis1, I am looking for a wife, not to play.2, taking diet pills, a day to drill several trips to the bar, KTV, such as father zhewu interference.3, have smoke aficionados move, except of smokes in one or two root (refers to play alone).Smoking women sometimes really is very beautiful, but I really dont want to be at home when you send me a root, I send you a cigarette.4, housekeeping pull over, I have a mother is enough.Dinosaurs (declined)5, tender, sweet, kind, like small animals (except for mice) is preferred.A sense of humor6, have ideal, have goals, enjoy all good