英语课前展示.docx

1、A guy walks into his office ,and both of his ears are all bandaged up.有一个人走进他的办公室，他的两个耳朵都包扎了绷带。2、The boss says,What happened to your ears?老板说：“你的耳朵怎么啦？”3、He says,Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang!I accidentally answered the iron.他说：“昨天电话响的时候，我正在用熨斗烫衬衫。我竟然无意闾就把熨斗拿来接听。4、The boss says,Well,that expains one ear,but what happened to your other ear?老板说：“ 嗯，好吧，那解释了一个耳朵，可是你的另一个耳朵又是怎么一回事呀？”5、He says,Well,jeez,I had to call the doctor!他说：“嗯，哎呀！我得打电给医生嘛！” 1My back! 2Oh wait. 3How cute! 4Wait.stop at that playground.Look at these cute kids 4Holy rabies !This looks like a blast . 5I dont know , Mavey. 5This can be pretty dangerous if you dont know what you re doing. 5Of course I rock these bikes 5May I,little dude 5Check it out. Oh yeah. 5This is how I rolled every summer. 5I think I scratched it. 4My turn 5Mavey,I told you,it took me years to gei this good. 4Well.Ill give it a try. 5You feel me now ? Thats my girlfriend,suckers. 4Your wife Johnny 5My wife.Even better 6That was sick ,lady,Where did you learn how to do that stuff? 4Transylvania 6Thats cool.I have cousin from Pennsylvania 4Oh.These little guys are so sweet.Dennis would love them 4What an awesome place to raise a kid 5Oh.To raise a kid ? 5I dont know about awesome 5Maybe tubular Capisce? 5Any ways, we should hit my folks place 5I said wed be there by now . 4Sure 4Oh,hey,its after 3:00 oclock in Transylvania 4Im gonna check on Dennis, okay? 6Chocolate cereal Are you kidding me? 2Its okay Drac .It bcause they love us 1Yeah.Monsters are whats goinon. 3Oh yaeh.You should embrace it like I did. 3Ive got a best-selling workout video. 3Follow me ,ladies .Right. And left 3No,girls.Watch me .Youre not watching. 3Here we go .And eight and seven and six 6Thats not me ,guys. 2Come on even Bigfoots. 2tearinit up in the German soccer league. 6Oh,on Oh,on,on,on 6Its mavis. 1You gotta answer it . 1Youre pushintoo hard.Lighter. 6All right. 6Denisovich,wake up.Oh,boy,hes out cold. 3I got this. 4Dad,what took so long. 6What? 6Nothing,Mavey.Were all great here at the hotel. 6Just doing hotel things. 6Sorry,cant handle your breath. 1 I hear ya. 6 Howe are you? 4 Were having a blast. 4 We just went biking and mini-marting. Its so fun here. 4 Is Dennis okay? 6 Oh,Of course. 6You want to see him? 4Yes,Yes,I do, 4Hi,baby.How are you ? 3Mommy 3I happy. 5Hey,little dude! 4Why is he wearing sunglasses? 6Oh,we were playing. 6Its a superhero thing. 3Cebause,Im Sunglasses Man, to the rescue. 6Okay,take it down a notch . 3 Im flying. 4You sound funny. 6Oh,no.no.thats his Sunglasses Man voice. 6Static.the signal is bad .Mavis, are you there? 4Yeah,Im still. 4All right. I guess hes having fun. 5Of course he is. 3Wow,I nailed it with the Sunglasses Man 3Right off the top pf my head. 3I threw in a “Cebause”.Did everyone see that? 6 She said she was having fun. Johnnysblowing it. 6She s biking and mini-marting .Shes gonna wanna move. 6I gotta fix this kid now. Are we almost there or what? 3Okay,I may. 3Have taken a wrong turn a few miles back. 3Dont get mad.What? 6What? 6Someone turn on the navigator on this thing. 1Look how light I touch it. 2Please enter your desination. 2Please .I am begging you . 6Yeah, this is gonna be good,Denissovich. 6Scary stuff, okay in you. 6We just gotta concentrate on the scary. 3Papa Drac ? Do you miss Grandma? 6Miss Grandma?Oh .Sure .I do 6I miss her every day.She was may zing. 6Why do you ask? 3I dont know. 6Do you miss anybody? 3I miss Mommy and Daddy. 6And who else? You miss that winnie? 6The pup who tackles you and tries to lick you all the time? 3Yeah,but were just friends. 6Oh,no,no,no.Youre a Dracula. 6You cant just be friends with a cute,hair number like winnie 2Right turen now! Here!you imbecile! 6Oh right,turn.giffin! 6Wait and see , fellas. 6This kid ll be guzzling goat blood in no time. 2you have arrived at you destination !yes 6Yes!Here We are! 6Its the vampire summer camp I went to as a kid. 2Whats it, Camp Vamp? 6No.Who names their camp Camp Vamp? 6Its Camp winnepacaca! 6You see,Denisovich? 6This is where I learned to catch mice and shapeshift. 6And use my incredible powers and strength.Its pretty cool.Huh? 3Bad minton 6Yes ,I dont remember this badminting. 1Well,well.is this a night? How ya d