高中英语 生活大爆炸第3季中英字幕16素材.doc

生活大爆炸第3季中英字幕1600:00:05,690 - 00:00:08,990星球大战v 克隆人战争插曲the imperial march200:00:19,890 - 00:00:22,850您能行行好把衬衫给关了吗would you please turn your shirt off?300:00:23,140 - 00:00:23,860那怎么行what?400:00:23,870 - 00:00:25,680我的闪亮出场需要恢宏的背景音乐im giving myself dramatic entrance music.500:00:25,690 - 00:00:28,390这样人们才会崇拜并畏惧我people will know im awesome and to be feared.600:00:29,580 - 00:00:30,450确实right.700:00:30,460 - 00:00:32,620世上最惊悚的事莫过于theres nothing more awesome and frightening than a man800:00:32,630 - 00:00:35,740有音乐从一个男人的咪咪间喷薄而出whos got music blasting from between his nipples.900:00:37,180 - 00:00:39,040斯图亚特 忙啥呢hey, stuart, whats going on?1000:00:39,350 - 00:00:41,810你可能需要在谷歌日历上记下了well, you might want to mark your google calendars.1100:00:41,820 - 00:00:44,670斯坦李周四来这里开签名会stan lee is coming to do a signing on thursday.1200:00:44,680 - 00:00:47,230他的自传出续集了吗did he finally write a sequel to his autobiography?1300:00:47,240 - 00:00:50,930我就知道80来岁的人照样老当益壮im sure ages 79 through 87 were just action-packed.1400:00:51,540 - 00:00:53,920没 就是普通的漫画签名罢了no, just a regular comic signing.1500:00:53,930 - 00:00:57,230我叔叔是他的皮肤科医生 斯坦李因此卖个面子给他my uncle is his dermatologist and stans doing him a favor.1600:00:57,240 - 00:00:59,680你告诉我这些干嘛啊你oh, i dont want to know that!1700:00:59,690 - 00:01:02,150这下好了 我怎么可能一边和斯坦李讨论how can i possibly discuss with stan lee1800:01:02,160 - 00:01:03,420用银质冲浪板the scientific foundations for interstellar flight1900:01:03,430 - 00:01:05,520来星际飞行的科学依据on a silver surfboard2000:01:05,530 - 00:01:08,060一边逐行扫描他的脸when part of my brain will be scanning his face2100:01:08,070 - 00:01:10,350以寻找皮肤传染病的蛛丝马迹for signs of contagious skin disease?2200:01:11,540 - 00:01:15,000斯坦李没有皮肤传染病stan lee does not have a contagious skin disease.2300:01:15,010 - 00:01:18,180一边去 你又不是斯图亚特的叔叔well, look who thinks hes stuarts uncle now.2400:01:18,710 - 00:01:22,080难以置信 我们要见到斯坦李了cant believe it. were going to meet stan lee!2500:01:22,370 - 00:01:25,670变形金刚中大黄蜂播放过的歌曲im so excited2600:01:31,420 - 00:01:34,660我错了 我不该教他跳这舞的im sad to say i taught him those moves.2700:01:53,910 - 00:01:56,010生活大爆炸 第三季第十六集2800:02:03,680 - 00:02:06,320我实在无法取舍 究竟让斯坦李把名字签在i cant decicide whether i want stan lee to autograph2900:02:06,330 - 00:02:09,270托尔第一次出场的神秘之旅83期上my journey into mystery 83, first appearance of thor3000:02:09,280 - 00:02:13,500还是签在神奇四侠第五本上 死亡博士的处女秀or my fantastic four number five, first appearance of dr. doom.3100:02:13,510 - 00:02:17,220jeopardy智力竞赛节目 思考时的音乐 节目的主题曲(jeopardy theme song playing)3200:02:22,920 - 00:02:25,150阿莱克斯 (jeopardy的主持) 我选的答案是alex, im going to go with what is.3300:02:25,160 - 00:02:27,660你是个傻帽youre a dumbass?3400:02:32,390 - 00:02:35,680我决定让斯坦李把名签在ive decided im going to have mr. lee sign my copy3500:02:35,690 - 00:02:37,710这个月的蝙蝠侠上of this months batman.3600:02:37,720 - 00:02:39,150有病吧你thats crazy.3700:02:39,160 - 00:02:40,950蝙蝠侠又不是斯坦李的作品竞争对手stan lee had nothing to do with batman.3800:02:40,960 - 00:02:43,480对啊 所以其他人不会让他签这个yes, which is why no one else will ask him to sign one,3900:02:43,490 - 00:02:44,810于是我就会拥有一件and i will be the possessor of4000:02:44,820 - 00:02:46,480虽然怪异但独一无二的稀世珍宝a unique, albeit confusing, artifact,4100:02:46,490 - 00:02:48,230我从此就和那群芸芸which will set me apart4200:02:48,240 - 00:02:50,360漫画迷不再是一个级别的了from hoi polloi of comic book fandom.4300:02:51,390 - 00:02:52,950这点子不错thats a great idea.4400:02:52,960 - 00:02:56,150我也让他签蝙蝠侠去im going to get him to sign a batman as well.4500:02:56,160 - 00:03:00,320你对独一无二这个词很难理解么what is it about the word unique you dont understand?4600:03:01,190 - 00:03:02,310靠 手被纸片划破了damn, paper cut.4700:03:02,320 - 00:03:03,610被纸割伤最痛苦了nothing worse than a paper cut.4800:03:03,620 - 00:03:07,120你忘了割礼吧犹太儿童切除包皮的仪式well, obviously you dont remember your circumcision.4900:03:09,190 - 00:03:11,710上面抽屉里有新孢霉素和创口贴theres neosporin and band-aids in my top desk drawer.5000:03:11,720 - 00:03:14,980这些东西不是该放在卫生间里吗why dont you keep that stuff in the bathroom?5100:03:14,990 - 00:03:16,410卫生间里有 还有厨房里he does. and in the kitchen.5200:03:16,420 - 00:03:18,680还有车里 再加上他口袋里and in the car. and in his pocket.5300:03:18,690 - 00:03:21,460没错 但我口袋里的可不给别人用yeah, but the ones in my pocket are mine.5400:03:22,260 - 00:03:24,410-嗨 -嘿- hi! - hey.5500:03:24,420 - 00:03:24,930猜猜看guess whos going to be5600:03:24,940 - 00:03:26,310周四谁会去漫画店at the comic bookstore on thursday?5700:03:26,320 - 00:03:28,110呃 给点提示吧um. can you give me a hint?5800:03:28,120 - 00:03:29,910斯坦李stan lee.5900:03:29,920 - 00:03:31,880噢 斯坦利um. stanley.6000:03:31,890 - 00:03:34,150斯坦利图奇?著名演员stanley. stanley tucci?6100:03:34,160 - 00:03:35,650不是no.6200:03:35,660 - 00:03:38,010是斯坦李no, stan. lee.6300:03:38,020 - 00:03:40,480哦 斯坦李嘛oh, oh, stan lee!6400:03:40,490 - 00:03:43,350不错嘛cool!6500:03:43,360 - 00:03:45,750你根本不知道他是谁吧you have no idea who he is, do you?6600:03:45,760 - 00:03:47,780谁说的 我当然知道of course i do.6700:03:47,790 - 00:03:49,610你是我生命中的重要的一部分youre an important part of my life6800:03:49,620 - 00:03:52,110我自然会爱屋及乌啦and i pay attention to the things you are interested in.6900:03:52,120 - 00:03:53,780是嘛 好啊oh, good.7000:03:53,790 - 00:03:55,180好极了good.7100:03:55,190 - 00:03:56,380那你说说 斯坦李是谁so, whos stan lee?7200:03:56,390 - 00:04:00,160星际迷航里的um. he was on star trek.7300:04:02,690 - 00:04:04,410猜错了nope.7400:04:04,420 - 00:04:06,410-那就星球大战 -又错- star wars? - no.7500:04:06,420 - 00:04:08,280呃 斯坦李um. uh, stan lee.7600:04:08,290 - 00:04:09,440我知道了ooh, he was in those7700:04:09,450 - 00:04:11,750是你喜欢的傻帽功夫片里的goofy kung fu movies you love so much?7800:04:11,760 - 00:04:14,350那是李小龙thats bruce lee.7900:04:14,360 - 00:04:15,550啊哦oh.8000:04:15,560 - 00:04:18,760那这是小龙的书呆子哥哥斯坦?so, is this bruce lees nerdy brother, stan?8100:04:19,660 - 00:04:22,080谢尔顿 你抽屉怎么有那么多sheldon, why do you have all these unopened8200:04:22,090 - 00:04:23,850没拆封的薪水支票paychecks in your desk?8300:04:23,860 - 00:04:25,880因为我想买的东西because most of the things im planning to buy8400:04:25,890 - 00:04:28,480市面上基本上都没有havent been invented yet.8500:04:28,490 - 00:04:31,210这儿得有好几千块了吧there-there must be thousands of dollars here.8600:04:31,220 - 00:04:32,880你干嘛不存银行里why dont you put it in the bank?8700:04:32,890 - 00:04:34,380鬼才相信银行i dont trust banks.8800:04:34,390 - 00:04:36,180我坚信如果有一天机器人奋起反抗了i believe that when the robots rise up,8900:04:36,190 - 00:04:39,190自动取款机肯定是起义军领袖atms will lead the charge.9000:04:39,690 - 00:04:43,480这儿还有一封 帕萨迪纳市法院寄来的东西youve also got something from the pasadena municipal court.9100:04:43,490 - 00:04:47,980肯定又是回信来鄙视我 之前寄去的几封信里undoubtedly another snide response to my repeated letters complaining9200:04:47,990 - 00:04:51,010投诉了法院门口的旗子 次序是错误的that the flags in front of the courthouse are flying in the wrong order.9300:04:51,020 - 00:04:53,940按照从左到右的顺序 应该先是联邦旗 州旗from left to right, its supposed to be federal, state,9400:04:53,950 - 00:04:55,250最后才轮到帕萨迪纳市旗and then city of pasadena.9500:04:55,260 - 00:04:58,760打断一下 你为此寄了好几封信过去im sorry. you sent more than one letter about that?9600:04:59,360 - 00:05:02,320它们看着太碍眼了it bothers me.9700:05:03,520 - 00:05:04,880谢尔顿 这是封传票sheldon, this is a summons.9800:05:04,890 - 00:05:06,550什么的传票a summons for what?9900:05:06,560 - 00:05:10,050信上说你在玛格大道闯了红灯looks like you ran a red light m margo avenue10000:05:10,060 - 00:05:13,480时间是11月16号晚上9点半at 9:30 p.m. on november 16.10100:05:13,490 - 00:05:14,710你被路边的摄像头拍下来了they got you on a traffic camera.10200:05:14,720 - 00:05:18,160挺上镜嘛nice picture.10300:05:21,090 - 00:05:23,38011月16号november 16?10400:05:23,390 - 00:05:25,880佩妮 那不就是你在浴缸里摔倒penny, thats the evening you fell in your bathtub10500:05:25,890 - 00:05:27,980然后我不得不带你去看急诊的那晚吗and i had to drive you to the emergency room.10600:05:27,990 - 00:05:29,380不是no, it isnt.10700:05:29,390 - 00:05:31,080就是yes, it is.10800:05:31,090 - 00:05:32,710就不是no, it isnt.10900:05:32,720 - 00:05:34,310佩妮 我记得很清楚penny, i have an eidetic memory.11000:05:34,320 - 00:05:36,450而且摄像头也拍下了你在副驾驶位置上also, thats a picture of you in the passenger seat11100:05:36,460 - 00:05:38,010托着你那脱臼的肩膀holding your dislocated shoulder.11200:05:38,020 - 00:05:40,860才不是呢mmm, no, it isnt.11300:05:42,020 - 00:05:45,510好吧 那为啥传票上违反交规的okay, then why is a summons for a traffic violation11400:05:45,520 - 00:05:48,010是你的车 而且挂着你的车牌committed in your car, bearing your license plates,11500:05:48,020 - 00:05:50,290却寄来我这儿了coming to me?11600:05:55,060 - 00:05:56,480好吧 他们给我发了传票okay, look, they sent me the ticket.11700:05:56,490 - 00:05:57,710我告诉他们当时并不是我开的车i told them i wasnt driving11800:05:57,720 - 00:05:59,550然后他们逼问我除了你还有谁and they were all, if it wasnt you, who was it?11900:05:59,560 - 00:06:01,580于是你就把我出卖了so you betrayed me?12000:06:01,590 - 00:06:02,750才没有no!12100:06:02,760 - 00:06:04,210这哪是出卖it wasnt a betrayal.12200:06:04,220 - 00:06:06,910我只不过表示我的驾照已经没分好扣了it was more of a i cant afford any more points on my license.12300:06:06,920 - 00:06:08,250我已经不得不i already have to buy my insurance12400:06:08,260 - 00:06:10,710去开曼群岛上买车险了from this place in the cayman islands.12500:06:10,720 - 00:06:13,250但我之所以开你的车还不是因为but the only reason i was driving your car12600:06:13,260 - 00:06:16,060你当时可怜兮兮的我才伸出援手was because you were in distress and i was rescuing you.12700:06:16,060 - 00:06:20,960你有张照片记录英勇的一天yes,you have a photo to remember that heroic day.12800:06:20,970 - 00:06:23,190没什么大不了的its not that big a deal.12900:06:23,200 - 00:06:25,420你只要周四去法院you just go down to the court on thursday13000:06:25,430 - 00:06:26,620交罚金就行and you pay the fine.13100:06:26,630 - 00:06:28,460我才不去交罚金im not going to pay a fine.13200:06:28,470 - 00:06:29,860那就说明我有罪that would imply im guilty.13300:06:29,870 - 00:06:32,420你确实有罪you are guilty.13400:06:32,430 - 00:06:35,430法律与秩序的主题曲13500:06:35,970 - 00:06:39,270这个我喜欢that one i liked.13600:06:40,870 - 00:06:42,220我是无罪的i am not guilty.13700:06:42,230 - 00:06:43,520我只有实习驾照i only have a learners permit.13800:06:43,530 - 00:06:44,960佩妮教我的penny was the teacher.13900:06:44,970 - 00:06:46,890转黄灯时 她就说快快快when the light turned yellow she said go, go, go.14000:06:46,900 - 00:06:49,590于是我就开开开so i went, went, went.14100:06:49,600 - 00:06:50,720谢尔顿 对不起sheldon, im sorry.14200:06:50,730 - 00:06:52,620我会还你罚金的钱ill be happy to reimburse you for the fine.14300:06:52,630 - 00:06:56,460只要我能参演一部电影 或者自己拍个电视剧you know, as soon as i get a part in a movie or my own tv series.14400:06:56,470 - 00:06:58,890不用你还 因为我不会交的you dont need to reimburse me because im not paying.14500:06:58,900 - 00:07:02,960周四那天 我会去法院 正义会得到伸张on thursday, i will have my day in court and justice will be done.14600:07:02,970 - 00:07:06,470我现在就着手准备辩护in fact, im going to begin preparing my defense right now.14700:07:07,770 - 00:07:10,260他坐定牢了okay, hes going to jail.14800:07:10,570 - 00:07:15,070对哦 周四是斯坦李签名日oh, thats right. thursday is stan lee day.14900:07:16,600 - 00:07:19,070看到你做的好事了吧now you see what youve done?15000:07:19,600 - 00:07:23,530就因为你 我们都见不到斯坦李了because of you, were all going to miss stan lee.15100:07:26,300 - 00:07:27,960你说都是什么意思what do you mean all?15200:07:27,970 - 00:07:29,790你们是我朋友啊well, youre my friends.15300:07:29,800 - 00:07:33,790你们要站在我旁边 支持我 为我提供案例youll be standing by my side, supporting me, feeding me legal precedents,15400:07:33,800 - 00:07:35,460你们上身要是够壮and if you had the upper body strength,15500:07:35,470 - 00:07:39,130我胜诉时 可以把我搁肩膀上扛出去carrying me out on your shoulders when im victorious.15600:07:39,670 - 00:07:42,090这个嘛 不行yeah, okay. no.15700:07:42,100 - 00:07:44,160你是说我为自己辩护时are you saying that you will not stand beside me15800:07:44,170 - 00:07:45,620你不会来站在我身边吗as i plead my case?15900:07:45,630 - 00:07:47,660是这个意思thats what im saying.16000:07:47,670 - 00:07:49,570霍华德howard?16100:07:50,100 - 00:07:53,120斯坦李 法庭上的你uh, stan lee, or you in court.16200:07:53,130 - 00:07:55,190要是苏菲的选择有这么简单uh, if this was sophies choice16300:07:55,200 - 00:07:57,190电影就不会那么长了 不行it wouldve been a much shorter movie. no.16400:07:57,200 - 00:08:00,930拉杰 你会来吧raj? youll be there, wont you?16500:08:03,330 - 00:08:08,090那好吧 我所谓的朋友都抛弃了我all right, then. my so-called friends have forsaken me.16600:08:08,090 - 00:08:11,520看来只剩我和目击证人了so, i guess itll just be me and my eyewitness.16700:08:11,530 - 00:08:15,020晕死oh, balls.16800:08:15,030 - 00:08:16,260请着装得体一点please try to wear something appropriate.16900:08:16,270 - 00:08:17,790要是法官只顾着想it wont help my case17000:08:17,800 - 00:08:19,490你屁股上美味多汁的意思if the judge is busy trying to read the word juicy17100:08:19,500 - 00:08:21,530对我的案子没好处scrawled across your buttocks.17200:08:27,430 - 00:08:28,960佩妮penny.17300:08:28,970 - 00:08:30,320佩妮penny.17400:08:30,330 - 00:08:32,830佩妮penny.17500:08:33,370 - 00:08:35,790节奏不对thats just wrong.17600:08:35,800 - 00:08:37,520好了 走吧all right, lets go.17700:08:37,530 - 00:08:40,260等一下 去法院之前wait, hold on. before we get to the courthouse,17800:08:40,270 - 00:08:43,220我想看一下你的演技id like to call on your skills as an actress.17900:08:43,230 - 00:08:44,520这是什么what is this?18000:08:44,530 - 00:08:45,690我冒昧地ive taken the liberty18100:08:45,700 - 00:08:47,660为你起草了出庭作证的剧本of scripting your appearance on the witness stand18200:08:47,670 - 00:08:50,060面对现实 你有点我行我素because, lets face it, youre somewhat of a loose cannon.18300:08:50,070 - 00:08:52,520别担心 都是用你的方言写的now, dont worry; its written in your vernacular.18400:08:52,530 - 00:08:53,990我们排练一下如何so shall we rehearse?18500:08:54,000 - 00:08:55,160我有得选吗do i have a choice?18600:08:55,170 - 00:08:56,820你当然有选择权well, of course you have a choice.18700:08:56,830 - 00:08:59,320虽然我们生活在宿命里although we live in a deterministic universe,18800:08:59,330 - 00:09:00,760但每个人都有自由选择的权力each individual has free will.18900:09:00,770 - 00:09:02,790给我坐下now, sit down.19000:09:02,800 - 00:09:07,590请你回忆下 11月16日发生的事i call your attention to the events of november 16.19100:09:07,600 - 00:09:09,060你记得那天吗do you remember that date?19200:09:09,070 - 00:09:13,030废话 我记得darn tootin, i do.19300:09:13,900 - 00:09:16,290请法官原谅我家乡内布拉斯加if the court will excuse my homespun,19400:09:16,300 - 00:09:19,020粗俗简朴的语言corn-fed nebraskan turn of phrase.19500:09:19,030 - 00:09:21,190很好 继续excellent. go on.19600:09:21,200 - 00:09:23,720我记得那天the reason that date is, like,19700:09:23,730 - 00:09:26,260而且铭记在我的脑子里so totally fixed in my memory19800:09:26,270 - 00:09:28,090是因为我有幸目睹了is that i had the privilege to be witness19900:09:28,100 - 00:09:32,130毕生从未见过的英勇行为to one of the most heroic acts ive ever seen in, like, ever.20000:09:33,600 - 00:09:36,790谁的英勇行为and who performed that heroic act?20100:09:36,800 - 00:09:38,460您的啊 阁下why, you did, sir.20200:09:38,470 - 00:09:40,790您 谢尔顿库珀博士you. dr. sheldon cooper.20300:09:40,800 - 00:09:44,300而且我想说 我很荣幸认识您and may i add, it is a privilege to know you.20400:09:45,300 - 00:09:46,990不必称赞我theres no need for compliments.20500:09:47,000 - 00:09:49,020法庭只看重事实this court is only interested in the facts.20600:09:49,030 - 00:09:52,820但感觉很荣幸能认识您啊也是个事实啊but it is a fact that its a privilege to know you.20700:09:52,830 - 00:09:55,330真的totally.20800:09:56,200 - 00:09:59,690一滴泪从我面颊流下a teardrop rolls down my cheek?!20900:09:59,700 - 00:10:01,190纯属建议only a suggestion.21000:10:01,200 - 00:10:04,130喉咙哽咽一下也可以a catch in your throat would work just as well.21100:10:05,630 - 00:10:07,690但我感觉but it is a fact21200:10:07,700 - 00:10:10,320很荣幸能认识您啊也是个事实啊that its a privilege to know you.21300:10:10,330 - 00:10:12,830真的totally.21400:10:15,700 - 00:10:19,