高中英语 生活大爆炸第2季中英字幕14素材.doc

生活大爆炸第2季中英字幕1400:20:56,270 - 00:21:00,390正巧拉杰想要尿尿* while raj just wanted to pee.200:20:53,730 - 00:20:56,200面对凶恶的怪兽时* he faced a fearsome giant300:20:51,200 - 00:20:53,670背着一个悦耳的小提琴* with a fi-fi fiddle dee-dee400:20:46,730 - 00:20:51,130有个勇敢的青年叫莱纳德* there once was a brave lad named leonard500:20:45,500 - 00:20:46,670真棒great.600:20:41,130 - 00:20:44,270吟游诗人会为你写首歌的minstrels will write songs about you.700:20:39,430 - 00:20:41,070我错了i was wrong.800:20:36,500 - 00:20:39,370你也可以称其为 战斗的印记your warriors wound, if you will.900:20:35,100 - 00:20:36,430这可是荣誉徽章thats your badge of honor1000:20:32,100 - 00:20:35,030而我的前额却还有擦不掉的墨迹and i have indelible ink on my forehead!1100:20:28,800 - 00:20:32,030佩妮和她的垃圾前男友又好上了pennys hooking up with her jerk of an ex-boyfriend,1200:20:27,530 - 00:20:28,730完全是天性使然because its his nature.1300:20:25,270 - 00:20:27,530他为了正义和公道而斗争he fights for right and justice simply1400:20:22,330 - 00:20:25,200幕后英雄从不邀功the true hero doesnt seek adulation.1500:20:17,930 - 00:20:21,200为你骄傲 莱纳德well done, leonard.1600:20:12,530 - 00:20:14,430拜拜bye.1700:20:10,070 - 00:20:12,470再见bye, guys.1800:20:08,070 - 00:20:10,000有机会戴新买的贝雷帽了and i get to wear my new beret.1900:20:06,700 - 00:20:08,000我们明晚要共进晚餐were having dinner tomorrow night,2000:20:00,770 - 00:20:04,400没有 我认为他真的改变了nope. i just think hes really changed.2100:19:55,670 - 00:20:00,700他没有对其突然良心发现 给出任何理由吗did he give any reason as to why he came to this moral epiphany?2200:19:51,570 - 00:19:54,470就这样thats it?2300:19:48,170 - 00:19:49,600还钱本是天经地义and wanted to do what was right.2400:19:45,400 - 00:19:48,100是的 他说他觉得很惭愧yes, he said he was feeling guilty2500:19:40,530 - 00:19:45,330真的吗 他有说为什么吗really? did he say why?2600:19:38,670 - 00:19:40,470还把他欠我的钱还给了我and gives me the money he owes me.2700:19:37,630 - 00:19:38,600科特回来了kurt shows up2800:19:35,930 - 00:19:37,570但最主要的是 突然间but the biggest thing was, out of the blue,2900:19:33,770 - 00:19:35,870在餐厅里多加几小时的班and picked up a few more hours at the restaurant,3000:19:31,300 - 00:19:33,700就如你说的 我省下一部分开支well, i cut back my expenses like you said3100:19:29,470 - 00:19:31,230但这些钱你从哪来的but where did the money come from?3200:19:27,570 - 00:19:29,400虽然这与我无关hey, i know its none of my business,3300:19:24,300 - 00:19:26,870该死 我还是没有摸透其中奥秘darn. i cant seem to get the hang of that.3400:19:22,970 - 00:19:24,230不no.3500:19:20,300 - 00:19:22,900讽刺吗sarcasm?3600:19:18,200 - 00:19:20,230非常感谢 帮了大忙了thank you very much. it helped a lot.3700:19:16,800 - 00:19:18,130谢尔顿 这是你的钱sheldon, here is your money.3800:19:15,300 - 00:19:16,730佩妮 你来啦hello, penny.3900:19:12,170 - 00:19:15,230看起来像捕鱼的maybe if youre working on a tuna boat.4000:19:08,770 - 00:19:12,100最近流行这款its kind of a fashionable look these days.4100:19:07,070 - 00:19:08,700帽子不错nice hat.4200:19:05,770 - 00:19:07,000谢尔顿sheldon!4300:19:03,930 - 00:19:05,700-谢尔顿在吗 -在的 等等-hey. is sheldon here? -yeah. hang on.4400:18:49,700 - 00:18:53,810不介意的话 我还是想尿尿if anybody cares, i still have to pee4500:18:44,970 - 00:18:47,700或许我们应该把你头拿去公证一下maybe we should have your head notarized.4600:18:36,630 - 00:18:39,900却打到了正式的欠条but you did secure a formal acknowledgment of the debt.4700:18:34,430 - 00:18:36,570你没有拿到现金you may not have succeeded in getting cash,4800:18:32,370 - 00:18:34,370恭喜你congratulations.4900:18:26,030 - 00:18:31,000而且我长裤里还多穿了条平脚裤and im wearing cargo shorts under my pants.5000:18:20,200 - 00:18:22,430因为正义站在我这边i have right on my side.5100:18:18,730 - 00:18:20,130我可不需要后援团i dont need backup.5200:18:14,400 - 00:18:17,170你的后援团去哪了what happened to your backup?5300:18:12,730 - 00:18:14,330拿不到佩妮的钱 我是不会走的im not leaving here without pennys money.5400:18:03,730 - 00:18:06,330其实本来就不该带你们来i guess, technically, that was my fault.5500:17:56,230 - 00:17:58,070那好吧okay.5600:17:55,100 - 00:17:56,170我必须有始有终im gonna see this through.5700:17:53,670 - 00:17:55,030不 你们想走就走吧no. you can leave if you want to.5800:17:51,700 - 00:17:53,600拜托 莱纳德 我们走吧come on, leonard, lets go.5900:17:48,070 - 00:17:50,500所以他没记得我i was in a halloween costume.6000:17:45,730 - 00:17:48,000因为上次见面时 我正穿着万圣节服饰he didnt remember me because the last time we met,6100:17:43,670 - 00:17:45,670我明白了ive got it.6200:17:42,400 - 00:17:43,600他根本没理会我们he just blew us off.6300:17:39,800 - 00:17:42,330不 问题还没解决no, the problem isnt solved.6400:17:37,700 - 00:17:39,730我们快去找个有干净厕所的加油站吧now lets go find a gas station with a clean bathroom.6500:17:36,100 - 00:17:37,630目的达到了a successful quest.6600:17:31,930 - 00:17:36,030你看 问题解决了well, there you go. problem solved.6700:17:25,770 - 00:17:27,370我想什么时候还就什么时候还shell get it when she gets it.6800:17:22,800 - 00:17:25,700我希望对你来说 这词儿还算是礼貌用语um, i just think it would be a nice gesture on your part.6900:17:19,100 - 00:17:22,730说认为 语气已经较强烈了feel is a kind of a. its a strong word.7000:17:15,170 - 00:17:16,800你认为you do?7100:17:12,300 - 00:17:15,100此外 我认为欠债还钱 天经地义i, on the other hand, feel you should honor your debt.7200:17:09,500 - 00:17:12,230当然不 她是不好意思来取no, no, shes too proud to ask for the money.7300:17:07,670 - 00:17:09,430于是她叫你来拿钱and she sent you to get it from me?7400:17:06,500 - 00:17:07,600相当有帮助to solving her problems.7500:17:03,870 - 00:17:06,430而你欠她的钱 对于缓解危机and the money that you owe her would go a long way7600:17:01,130 - 00:17:03,800事情是这样的 佩妮的经济出现了状况okay, here it is. pennys in kind of a financial jam,7700:16:58,730 - 00:17:01,070我可记得他i remember him.7800:16:57,830 - 00:16:58,670谢尔顿 别这样sheldon, not now.7900:16:56,470 - 00:16:57,770他怎能不记得我了how could he not remember me?8000:16:55,100 - 00:16:56,400他不记得我了he dont remember me?8100:16:51,800 - 00:16:55,030不记得 你想干嘛no. what do you want?8200:16:49,900 - 00:16:51,730谢尔顿 霍华德 和拉杰吗sheldon, howard and raj.8300:16:47,570 - 00:16:49,830你还记得um, you remember8400:16:45,130 - 00:16:47,500其实我不喜欢被叫莱尼 不过没关系i dont really go by lenny, but thats okay.8500:16:43,800 - 00:16:45,070你是莱尼吗lenny, right?8600:16:42,800 - 00:16:43,730你好 科特hi, kurt.8700:16:37,470 - 00:16:39,200什么事yeah?8800:16:33,970 - 00:16:36,230出门前应该上个厕所的i shouldve peed before we left.8900:16:25,470 - 00:16:28,270你们就站在我后面假装很凶悍you just stand behind me and try to look formidable.9000:16:24,170 - 00:16:25,400我来跟他谈ill do the talking.9100:16:23,070 - 00:16:24,100这样吧okay, how about this?9200:16:20,300 - 00:16:23,000吟游诗人会为他写歌minstrels will write songs about him.9300:16:16,370 - 00:16:19,370也就是说他将有更多的战利品which means his triumph will be even larger.9400:16:13,700 - 00:16:16,300伙计们 我们有四个人 他只有一个人guys, there are four of us and one of him.9500:16:11,300 - 00:16:13,630我们对一下表吧shall we synchronize our watches?9600:16:08,030 - 00:16:10,100你准备要死了and youre going to die.9700:16:05,900 - 00:16:07,970我准备要吐了 谢尔顿准备逃跑了im gonna throw up, sheldons gonna run away,9800:16:03,800 - 00:16:05,830嗯 库萨帕里准备要尿裤子了yes. koothrappalis going to wet himself,9900:16:01,530 - 00:16:03,730大家都清楚我们的计划了okay, is everyone clear on the plan?10000:15:56,970 - 00:15:59,270去吧 求你们了 他太健壮了come on, please? hes so big.10100:15:51,530 - 00:15:53,170你们都是损友you guys suck.10200:15:49,830 - 00:15:51,470外面有点凉飕飕的its shpritzing a little.10300:15:48,830 - 00:15:49,770带件外套去take a jacket.10400:15:46,900 - 00:15:47,730莱纳德 等等leonard, wait.10500:15:44,630 - 00:15:46,830我自己去完成这个冒险ill make this quest on my own.10600:15:41,530 - 00:15:44,570好吧 好好享受你们的游戏fine. enjoy your little game.10700:15:38,370 - 00:15:41,470再说 没有人剥了他们的裤子plus, no one stole their pants.10800:15:34,530 - 00:15:37,130他们那时很艰难 莱纳德they had a terrible time of it, leonard.10900:15:33,030 - 00:15:34,470-他们去了 -所以-they did. -well?11000:15:31,030 - 00:15:32,970山姆怀斯 皮平和梅利有没有陪他一起去?didnt samwise, pippin and merry go with him?11100:15:26,230 - 00:15:30,970你们说 佛罗多离开夏尔 把魔戒带去莫都的时候excuse me. when frodo left the shire to take the one ring to mordor,11200:15:22,200 - 00:15:25,170代我们向科特问好say hi to kurt for us.11300:15:17,330 - 00:15:21,100并以一种自杀的方式去向他要钱in a suicidal mission to extract money from him?11400:15:15,470 - 00:15:17,270佩妮那个类固醇激素旺盛的前男友pennys steroid-infused ex-boyfriend11500:15:11,830 - 00:15:15,400谁愿意放弃我们的游戏而去面对who is in favor of abandoning our game and confronting11600:15:09,630 - 00:15:11,770好吧 莱纳德刚才清楚地表明了他的问题all right. leonard fairly calls the question:11700:15:08,130 - 00:15:09,570我不怕他im not afraid of him.11800:15:05,130 - 00:15:08,070你确定么 但你提议表明你已经忘记了are you sure? because your proposal suggests that you dont.11900:15:03,530 - 00:15:05,070我记得i do.12000:14:59,430 - 00:15:02,130结果回来的时候裤子都没了吗we returned home without pants?12100:14:56,230 - 00:14:59,370莱纳德 还记得我们上次去找这个男人leonard, do you not recall the last time we visited this gentleman,12200:14:52,700 - 00:14:56,170但真的可以出去冒险的时候 你们就都窝囊了but when theres real adventure out there in the real world, you just wimp out.12300:14:50,700 - 00:14:52,630你们玩游戏就是为了模拟冒险场景you play a game to simulate adventure,12400:14:48,830 - 00:14:50,630真难以置信you guys are unbelievable.12500:14:45,770 - 00:14:47,600给你here.12600:14:43,830 - 00:14:45,700我可能需要点帮助i could use some help.12700:14:41,270 - 00:14:43,770太棒了 我得到了一把剑oh, cool, i got a sword.12800:14:38,600 - 00:14:41,200你们真的忍心让我一个人去吗really? youre just gonna let me go by myself?12900:14:36,370 - 00:14:38,530两个六ooh, double sixes.13000:14:31,170 - 00:14:33,300谁想参加whos with me?13100:14:26,270 - 00:14:30,070原来他欠了佩妮很多钱 我想去问他讨回来it turns out he owes penny a lot of money, and im gonna go get it from him.13200:14:24,670 - 00:14:26,200对 就是他yeah, thats him.13300:14:19,030 - 00:14:22,070你们还记得 佩妮的前男友科特吗do you guys remember pennys ex-boyfriend kurt?13400:14:18,130 - 00:14:18,970到底是什么游戏?what is it?13500:14:15,630 - 00:14:18,070来吧 会很好玩的come on. itll be fun.13600:14:13,070 - 00:14:15,570出去玩? 我刚弄了杯可可outside? i just made cocoa.13700:14:09,900 - 00:14:13,000你们想不想玩真人冒险游戏?hey, you guys want to go on a real live quest?13800:14:06,230 - 00:14:09,830你想要火之谷吗 这里就有you want the valley of fire? its right here.13900:14:03,100 - 00:14:06,170我们在玩火之谷冒险游戏 目标是拿到至尊王冠were on a quest through the valley of fire to acquire the sacred crown.14000:14:01,900 - 00:14:03,030你们在干嘛hey, whats going on?14100:13:55,470 - 00:13:57,570我有拿印度圣歌来取笑你吗you scarf down a whopper?14200:13:51,770 - 00:13:55,400你每次吃汉堡王的天椒皇堡的时候hey, do i mock you with the bhagavad-gita every time14300:13:48,300 - 00:13:51,700你们都可以吃among the beasts shall ye eat.14400:13:45,970 - 00:13:48,230凡蹄分两瓣 倒嚼的走兽only that which parteth the hoof and cheweth the cud14500:13:43,970 - 00:13:45,900利未记(圣经)第十一章第三节里说leviticus 11:3:14600:13:38,530 - 00:13:42,330那些木须肉在我的十二指肠里烧穿了个洞this moo shu porks burning a hole through my duodenum.14700:13:29,370 - 00:13:32,730你以为我表演课是白上的吗and you thought my acting lessons were a waste of money.14800:13:26,600 - 00:13:29,300真的吗really?14900:13:21,800 - 00:13:24,870我会一直都缠着你的i wouldnt be able to keep my hands off you.15000:13:17,370 - 00:13:21,730莱纳德 亲爱的 如果我们开始一起住的话oh, leonard, honey, if we started living together,15100:13:13,770 - 00:13:17,300决不会介意搬来跟你住的wouldnt mind moving in with you.15200:13:11,570 - 00:13:13,700我肯定那个跟谢尔顿一起住的人well, im sure the guy living with sheldon15300:13:10,100 - 00:13:11,500你认识什么适合的人不do you know anybody15400:13:06,770 - 00:13:09,270你干吗不找个室友搬进来住呢why dont you just get a roommate and stay here15500:13:05,030 - 00:13:06,130就像.and its just, like.15600:13:01,470 - 00:13:04,970那些箱子不干净的话 你的书就会有股甜瓜味and if theyre not clean, then your books smell like melons,15700:12:58,000 - 00:13:01,400你得去超市买那些置物箱you have to go to the supermarket and get boxes,15800:12:55,230 - 00:12:57,930搬家要花很多钱的moving is a big deal.15900:12:54,030 - 00:12:55,170为什么不呢?why not?16000:12:51,330 - 00:12:53,970你不会想这样做的oh, you dont want to do that.16100:12:48,570 - 00:12:51,270不.oh, no.16200:12:46,430 - 00:12:48,500不过我可能得去找个便宜点的地方住了but i may have to find a cheaper place to live.16300:12:45,230 - 00:12:46,370我也不知道i dont know,16400:12:43,570 - 00:12:45,170你准备怎么做?what are you gonna do?16500:12:42,330 - 00:12:43,500那.well.16600:12:38,870 - 00:12:42,270莱纳德 我不会打电话给科特向他讨债的leonard, im not gonna call up kurt and ask him for money.16700:12:35,300 - 00:12:38,800还在警车里小便的人渣的基础之上的?who get drunk and urinate on police vehicles?16800:12:31,470 - 00:12:35,200这还建立在他是个天生没信用 经常喝醉and thats based on the inherent credit-worthiness of people16900:12:30,230 - 00:12:31,400没有 不过他会还的no, but he will.17000:12:29,000 - 00:12:30,170他把钱还给你了吗did he pay you back?17100:12:26,430 - 00:12:28,930所以 我帮他付了罚款so i, you know, i paid his fines.17200:12:25,400 - 00:12:26,370还有一堆告票and a bench warrant,17300:12:23,530 - 00:12:25,330话说他有很多罚款单anyway, he had a bunch of outstanding tickets17400:12:20,700 - 00:12:23,470但愿如此i would hope so.17500:12:19,470 - 00:12:20,630-什么? -他喝醉了-what? -he was drunk.17600:12:17,330 - 00:12:19,400他在警车上小便被抓了he got arrested for taking a whiz on a cop car.17700:12:15,830 - 00:12:17,270嗯yeah.17800:12:13,730 - 00:12:15,770你那个前男友?your ex-boyfriend?17900:12:12,130 - 00:12:13,670还记得科特吗well, remember kurt?18000:12:08,770 - 00:12:12,070超速驾驶被逮着了going 4,000 miles an hour.18100:12:07,030 - 00:12:08,700貌似你以4000英里的时速it sounds like you got caught speeding18200:12:05,630 - 00:12:06,970没什么?nothing?18300:12:03,670 - 00:12:05,570没什么oh, thats nothing.18400:11:58,730 - 00:12:03,600哪儿来的洛杉矶高等法院的1800美金罚款?whoa, whats $1,800 to the los angeles county superior court?18500:11:52,830 - 00:11:55,830实际上这就是.我们还是继续看吧actually, it kind of. lets keep looking.18600:11:46,470 - 00:11:50,730这不是评判专业的标准that is not the definition of professional.18700:11:44,670 - 00:11:46,400你有能赚钱的表演工作?youve had an acting job where you got paid?18800:11:42,530 - 00:11:44,600我是个专业女演员im a professional actress.18900:11:40,100 - 00:11:42,470不 我不能放弃我的表演课oh, no, i cant give up my acting classes.19000:11:37,970 - 00:11:40,030价值170美金的表演课程?$170 dollars for acting classes?19100:11:33,930 - 00:11:35,470只是说说而已just a suggestion.19200:11:29,600 - 00:11:31,630那你可能也不需要有线网络了then you probably dont need cable.19300:11:28,170 - 00:11:29,530如果你家没有电if you dont have electricity,19400:11:26,330 - 00:11:28,100这有一些oh, heres something.19500:11:23,400 - 00:11:26,270说不定能找到些能缩减的开支maybe we can find some corners to cut.19600:11:22,370 - 00:11:23,330让我们看看lets take a look.19700:11:20,630 - 00:11:22,300可能没你想的那么糟its probably not as bad as you think.19800:11:17,100 - 00:11:19,100电视明星tv star.19900:11:15,930 - 00:11:17,030有没有b计划?was there a plan b?20000:11:09,300 - 00:11:12,730当六个月服务员然后成为电影明星um, waitress for six months and then become a movie star.20100:11:06,900 - 00:11:09,230那你原来打算怎么样well, what was the plan?20200:11:04,900 - 00:11:06,830我没打算变成现在这样的it wasnt supposed to go this way.20300:11:02,570 - 00:11:04,830我知道 但这和我的预期差别太大了yeah, i know, its just. this wasnt the plan.20400:11:00,970 - 00:11:02,500谁不欠费啊everybody gets behind on their bills.20500:10:59,130 - 00:11:00,900你不就欠了点费吗so youre a little behind on your bills.20600:10:56,570 - 00:10:59,070但这并不是最大的问题所在yeah, well, thats not really my big problem.20700:10:54,300 - 00:10:56,500才让你对他没有杀意you know, kill him.20800:10:51,110 - 00:10:54,230事实上 正是像这种为数不多的特点its actually one of the few idiosyncrasies that doesnt make you want to,20900:10:46,830 - 00:10:51,110要知道 谢尔顿真不在乎 什么时候你还他钱look, you do understand that sheldon really doesnt care when he gets the money back.21000:10:43,200 - 00:10:46,770已经放回去了back in the pocket it goes.21100:10:40,830 - 00:10:43,130要不然我会找个其他的地方搁or ill find some other place to put it.21200:10:39,330 - 00:10:40,770放回你的口袋里put it back in your pocket,21300:10:35,900 - 00:10:39,27014块?$14, huh?21400:10:33,700 - 00:10:35,830然后只剩14块then i had like $14 left over.21500:10:31,570 - 00:10:33,630我用谢尔顿的钱付了房租i used sheldons money to pay