高中英语 生活大爆炸第1季中英字幕11素材.doc

生活大爆炸第1季中英字幕1100:00:27,380 - 00:00:28,930将军checkmate.200:00:30,020 - 00:00:31,290-又将? -显然-again? -obviously,300:00:31,300 - 00:00:34,280你还不够格来玩三维国际象棋youre not well suited for three-dimensional chess.400:00:34,290 - 00:00:37,830你的速度或许更适合玩三维糖果盒游戏perhaps three-dimensional candy land would be more your speed.500:00:37,940 - 00:00:39,440这盘重来just reset the board.600:00:39,450 - 00:00:43,660这么多层都得我让你 还真丢脸啊it must be humbling to suck on so many different levels.700:00:49,510 - 00:00:50,620好 伙计们hey, guys.800:00:50,630 - 00:00:53,310-你拿了我的邮件了? -是 在这-did you get my mail? -yeah, right here.900:00:53,320 - 00:00:56,960-内布拉斯加那边怎样? -比北达科他州强-how was nebraska? -well, better than north dakota.1000:01:02,390 - 00:01:05,370我猜这笑话只有在内布拉斯加州才会好笑i guess that jokes only funny in nebraska.1100:01:05,390 - 00:01:07,990就目前的数据来说 你还不能得出这结论from the data at hand, you really cant draw that conclusion.1200:01:08,000 - 00:01:10,150你所能唯一确定的是 all you can say with absolute certainty is that 1300:01:10,160 - 00:01:12,150这笑话在这儿不好笑that joke is not funny here.1400:01:17,960 - 00:01:19,950兄弟们 回来真好boy, its good to be back.1500:01:20,790 - 00:01:22,970-你家人怎么样? -这趟旅行简直不能再糟了-hows your family? -it was the worst trip.1600:01:22,980 - 00:01:24,780一个周末下来家里人全病了everyone got sick over the weekend.1700:01:24,790 - 00:01:26,770-病了? -又来了-sick? -here we go.1800:01:29,320 - 00:01:30,860什么病?what kind of sick?1900:01:30,870 - 00:01:32,210我猜 就是流感吧 the flu, i guess.2000:01:32,220 - 00:01:34,570我不是要你猜 我要你确定i dont need you to guess. i need you to know.2100:01:34,580 - 00:01:37,220第一次出现症状是在什么时候now, when did the symptoms first appear?2200:01:37,230 - 00:01:38,510大概是周五maybe friday.2300:01:38,520 - 00:01:41,100周五 上午还是下午?friday. was that morning or afternoon?2400:01:41,590 - 00:01:42,880我.我不.i-i dont.2500:01:42,890 - 00:01:45,770小姐 好好想想 是谁 在什么时候擦过鼻子?think, woman. who blew their nose and when?2600:01:46,100 - 00:01:47,250没事的 谢尔顿sheldon, relax.2700:01:47,260 - 00:01:50,020她没有任何症状 我确定她不会传染she doesnt have any symptoms. im sure shes not contagious.2800:01:50,030 - 00:01:51,750拜托oh, please.2900:01:53,270 - 00:01:55,560如果流感只有在症状出现后才会感染if influenza was only contagious after symptoms appear,3000:01:55,570 - 00:01:57,660那它早该在几千年前就消失了it would have died out thousands of years ago.3100:01:57,670 - 00:01:59,990在开始使用石器工具和创作洞穴壁画的年代somewhere between tool using and cave painting,3200:02:00,000 - 00:02:01,070能人们肯定会想方设法homo habilis would have figured out 3300:02:01,080 - 00:02:03,790干掉流着鼻涕的家伙的how to kill the guy with the runny nose.3400:02:04,520 - 00:02:07,520佩妮 你要原谅谢尔顿 他有点病理恐惧penny, youll have to excuse sheldon. hes a bit of a germaphobe.3500:02:07,530 - 00:02:09,080没关系 我能理解its okay. i understand.3600:02:09,090 - 00:02:12,290谢谢你的照顾 现在请你离开thanks for your consideration. now please leave.3700:02:12,700 - 00:02:15,760你最好趁他还没拿来沙尔(消毒药水)来对着你喷的时候赶紧闪youd better go before he starts spraying you with lysol.3800:02:16,540 - 00:02:18,780好的 谢谢你替我拿邮件okay. well, thank you for getting my mail.3900:02:18,790 - 00:02:20,950小意思 欢迎回家no problem. welcome home.4000:02:27,660 - 00:02:29,070怎么了?!what?!4100:02:59,400 - 00:03:01,340你在搞什么鬼东西what the hell are you doing?4200:03:01,350 - 00:03:04,720我在制作皮氏培养皿培养喉咙里的细菌im making petri dishes to grow throat cultures.4300:03:05,710 - 00:03:07,070用酸橙果冻?with lime jell-o?4400:03:07,080 - 00:03:08,520我需要一个(生长物)培养基i need a growth medium,4500:03:08,530 - 00:03:11,560而某人却把杏仁酸奶给扫荡一空了and someone polished off the apricot yogurt.4600:03:12,770 - 00:03:14,800来 从我喉咙里取些唾液here, swab my throat.4700:03:17,070 - 00:03:18,250我可不干i dont think so.4800:03:18,260 - 00:03:20,430如果我要走在它前面搞定它if im going to get ahead of this thing,4900:03:20,440 - 00:03:23,610就必须弄清楚我喉咙里是什么东西在生长i need to find out whats growing in my throat.5000:03:24,920 - 00:03:27,120谢尔顿 你没病sheldon, you are not sick.5100:03:27,310 - 00:03:30,180这些行为有 但你没有this is, but you are not.5200:03:30,970 - 00:03:32,730我们根本不清楚她带进屋子来的we have no idea what pathogen typhoid 5300:03:32,740 - 00:03:35,210是什么伤寒病原体penny has introduced into our environment.5400:03:35,320 - 00:03:37,070鉴于我从没去过内布拉斯加for having never been to nebraska,5500:03:37,080 - 00:03:40,690我十分肯定我没有携带玉米外壳抗体im fairly certain that i have no corn-husking antibodies.5600:03:43,430 - 00:03:45,930谢尔顿 你不觉得你反应过度了吗sheldon, dont you think youre overreacting?5700:03:45,940 - 00:03:47,790当我倒在医院昏迷不醒 when im lying comatose in a hospital 5800:03:47,890 - 00:03:49,740要靠那些低智商来医治我的时候relying on inferior minds to cure me,5900:03:49,750 - 00:03:52,040这些果冻培养细菌连同我的笔记these jell-o cultures and my accompanying notes6000:03:52,050 - 00:03:54,610会让他们有机会最后一搏will give them a fighting chance.6100:03:58,560 - 00:04:01,200-我回去睡觉了 -等等-im going back to bed. -wait.6200:04:01,490 - 00:04:03,530-把这个放到卫生间 -干吗-put this in the bathroom. -what for?6300:04:03,540 - 00:04:05,670我要测量我体液的摄取和排放情况i need to measure my fluid intake and output6400:04:05,680 - 00:04:08,580确保我肾功能没有衰竭to make sure my kidneys arent shutting down.6500:04:09,960 - 00:04:12,450这是我用来和糕饼的!i mixed pancake batter in this!6600:04:13,730 - 00:04:16,940不 这个实验皿一直是用来盛小便的no, that measuring cup has always been for urine.6700:04:18,190 - 00:04:20,980你有闲工夫把房间里的所有东西都贴上标签you had time to make a label for everything in this apartment6800:04:20,990 - 00:04:22,630即使标签笔都有标签including the label maker,6900:04:22,640 - 00:04:26,600就不能抽出十秒钟把它标记上小便皿吗?but you didnt have ten seconds to make one that said urine cup?7000:04:27,850 - 00:04:30,300这不在杯底嘛its right here on the bottom.7100:04:37,060 - 00:04:40,980我猜我该给贝蒂妙厨写封道歉信了i guess i owe the betty crocker company a letter of apology.7200:04:57,120 - 00:04:58,930我的天呐oh, dear god.7300:05:03,270 - 00:05:05,010莱纳德 我病了!leonard, im sick!7400:05:11,640 - 00:05:13,460莱纳德 我病了!leonard, im sick!7500:05:26,170 - 00:05:30,670莱纳德 我的加衬芯床罩掉了 我一弯腰鼻窦就疼leonard, my comforter fell down, and my sinuses hurt when i bend over.7600:05:50,180 - 00:05:52,790莱纳德 你在哪呢-hey! -leonard, where are you?7700:05:52,800 - 00:05:54,440我在工作im at work.7800:05:55,460 - 00:05:57,520早上六点半?at 6:30 in the morning?7900:05:59,660 - 00:06:01,150还是星期天?on sunday?8000:06:03,430 - 00:06:05,680-怎么会 -他们叫我帮忙-why? -they asked me to come in.8100:06:05,690 - 00:06:07,870我没听到电话响过啊i didnt hear the phone ring.8200:06:08,150 - 00:06:09,960他们发的短信they texted me.8300:06:10,990 - 00:06:14,660是这样 跟我预测的如出一辙 我病了well, as i predicted, i am sick.8400:06:14,670 - 00:06:18,260我的体温从凌晨两点开始就呈指数曲线上升my fever has been tracking up exponentially since 2:00 a.m.,8500:06:18,270 - 00:06:21,670而且我痰中含血量惊人地高and i am producing sputum at an alarming rate.8600:06:23,790 - 00:06:25,210开玩笑吧?no kidding?8700:06:25,220 - 00:06:26,790没有 不仅如此no, not only that,8800:06:26,800 - 00:06:30,180痰的颜色也已经从透明变成牛奶绿了it has shifted from clear to milky green.8900:06:30,730 - 00:06:31,830好吧all right,9000:06:31,840 - 00:06:34,320多休息 多喝点液体get some rest and drink plenty of fluids.9100:06:34,330 - 00:06:38,810我还能喝什么 气体 固体 还是电离等离子体?what else would i drink, gases, solids, ionized plasma?9200:06:39,610 - 00:06:41,090想喝什么随你便drink whatever you want.9300:06:41,100 - 00:06:43,550-我想喝汤 -那就煲汤啊-i want soup. -then make soup.9400:06:43,560 - 00:06:45,010家里没有汤we dont have soup.9500:06:45,020 - 00:06:47,100谢尔顿 我在工作呢im at work, sheldon.9600:06:50,370 - 00:06:52,160那是狗叫吗is that a dog?9700:06:53,840 - 00:06:55,460在实验室里?in the lab?9800:06:57,410 - 00:07:00,680他们在训练狗操作离心机theyre training dogs to operate the centrifuge9900:07:00,690 - 00:07:03,050以备他们需要狗去.for when they need dogs to.10000:07:03,230 - 00:07:05,330为盲人科学家operate the centrifuge10100:07:05,340 - 00:07:07,970操作离心机 我要挂了for blind scientists. i have to go.10200:07:11,110 - 00:07:14,060霍华德 电话响了!howard, its the phone!10300:07:16,070 - 00:07:19,650我知道电话响了 妈 我耳朵不聋!i know its the phone, ma, i hear the phone!10400:07:19,660 - 00:07:23,320是谁在这么邪恶的时间来电话?!well, whos calling at this ungodly hour?!10500:07:23,330 - 00:07:25,270不知道!i dont know!10600:07:25,340 - 00:07:29,420那就问问他们为什么在这么邪恶的时间来电话?!well, ask them why theyre calling at this ungodly hour!10700:07:29,430 - 00:07:33,120我在跟你说话怎么问他们问题?!how can i ask them when im talking to you?!10800:07:36,500 - 00:07:37,830你好hello.10900:07:38,870 - 00:07:40,820霍华德 我是莱纳德 牛奶绿色警报its leonard. code milky green.11000:07:40,830 - 00:07:43,050天呐 不是真的吧dear lord, not milky green.11100:07:43,540 - 00:07:45,280警报属实 伴有发烧症状affirmative. with fever.11200:07:45,290 - 00:07:47,540谁来的电话?whos on the phone?!11300:07:47,550 - 00:07:48,800是莱纳德!its leonard!11400:07:48,810 - 00:07:50,750他为什么来电话?!why is he calling?!11500:07:50,760 - 00:07:52,350谢尔顿病了!sheldons sick!11600:07:52,360 - 00:07:54,660你还跟他一起玩呢?!were you playing with him?!11700:07:56,560 - 00:07:59,520看在上帝的份上 妈 我都二十六岁了!for gods sake, ma, im 26 years old!11800:07:59,530 - 00:08:02,500不好意思 长大了先生!excuse me, mr. grownup!11900:08:03,480 - 00:08:05,300你早饭想吃什么?!what do you want for breakfast?!12000:08:05,310 - 00:08:07,820巧克力牛奶和冰冻松饼 谢谢!chocolate milk and eggos, please!12100:08:09,080 - 00:08:11,410-听我说 -等下 有呼叫等待-listen to me. -hang on. call waiting.12200:08:11,420 - 00:08:13,020不 别.!no, dont.!12300:08:13,180 - 00:08:14,540你好hello.12400:08:14,780 - 00:08:16,660霍华德 我病了howard, im sick.12500:08:21,920 - 00:08:25,840霍华德在睡觉呢 我是他妈!howards sleeping. this is his mother!12600:08:27,030 - 00:08:30,760你为什么要在这么邪恶的时间来电话?why are you calling at this ungodly hour?12700:08:31,900 - 00:08:33,690我要喝汤i need soup.12800:08:33,910 - 00:08:36,630找你自己的妈妈去!then call your own mother!12900:08:38,160 - 00:08:39,460是谢尔顿it was sheldon.13000:08:39,470 - 00:08:41,750-我刚才阻止你来着 -是我的错-i tried to stop you. -its my own fault.13100:08:41,760 - 00:08:45,460我忘了06年耳炎大事件之后i forgot the protocol we put in place 13200:08:45,470 - 00:08:46,180我们定下的协议了after the great ear infection of 06.13300:08:46,670 - 00:08:47,890你打电话给库萨帕里you call koothrappali.13400:08:47,900 - 00:08:51,510在接下来的18到24小时里 我们要找地方躲起来we need to find a place to lay low for the next 18 to 24 hours.13500:08:51,520 - 00:08:52,680等一下stand by.13600:08:52,690 - 00:08:54,980妈 我朋友能来家里坐坐吗?ma, can my friends come over?13700:08:54,990 - 00:08:58,340我刚洗过地毯!i just had the carpet steamed!13800:08:59,480 - 00:09:01,300被否决了thats a negatory.13900:09:01,680 - 00:09:04,710但是今天电影展里会上演决战猩球全集but theres a planet of the apes marathon at the nuart today.14000:09:05,080 - 00:09:08,1505部电影 每部2小时five movies, two hours apiece.14100:09:08,610 - 00:09:10,470算是个开始its a start.14200:09:13,300 - 00:09:15,890有个疯子加流浪汉 在18号桌homeless, crazy guy at table 18.14300:09:21,710 - 00:09:23,600不 只是疯子而已no, just crazy.14400:09:25,070 - 00:09:27,820谢尔顿 你在这里做什么?sheldon, what are you doing here?14500:09:27,940 - 00:09:31,230我病了 非常感谢im sick. thank you very much.14600:09:31,250 - 00:09:33,560怎么会是我传染给你的呢? 我没有病how could you have gotten if from me? im not sick.14700:09:33,570 - 00:09:35,000你是携带者youre a carrier.14800:09:35,010 - 00:09:37,150这里的所有人都在劫难逃all these people here are doomed.14900:09:37,160 - 00:09:39,170你们在劫难逃啦!youre doomed!15000:09:41,200 - 00:09:43,550谢尔顿 你想要干什么?sheldon, what do you want?15100:09:43,560 - 00:09:45,290我想要喝汤i want soup.15200:09:49,580 - 00:09:51,430为什么你不.?why didnt you.?15300:09:53,320 - 00:09:55,590为什么你不在家弄汤喝?why didnt you just have soup at home?15400:09:55,700 - 00:09:58,430佩妮 我的智商是187penny, i have an iq of 187.15500:09:58,440 - 00:10:00,710你不会想想 如果我在家有办法dont you imagine that if there were a way for me15600:10:00,720 - 00:10:03,680喝汤的话 你觉得我会来这里么?to have had soup at home, i would have thought of it?15700:10:04,160 - 00:10:06,100你可以叫外卖啊you can have soup delivered.15800:10:10,030 - 00:10:11,860这点我倒没想过i did not think of that.15900:10:13,570 - 00:10:16,100很明显 我已经处于发烧后的精神错乱状态了clearly, febrile delirium is setting in.16000:10:16,110 - 00:10:17,600趁我还知道汤匙是做什么用please bring me some soup16100:10:17,610 - 00:10:20,690请快给我上汤吧while i still understand what a spoon is for.16200:10:20,750 - 00:10:22,560你想要什么汤?what kind of soup do you want?16300:10:22,570 - 00:10:25,540我母亲过去给我做的汤 里面有切开的豌豆well, my mother used to make me this split pea16400:10:25,550 - 00:10:29,780切片的法兰克福香肠和一些自制的油煎面包块with little frankfurter slices and these homemade croutons.16500:10:29,780 - 00:10:32,590我们有鸡汤 玉米汤 和土豆葱汤we have chicken, tortilla and potato leek.16600:10:33,040 - 00:10:35,780有没有什么汤里是放切片的法兰克福香肠could i get any of those with little frankfurter slices16700:10:35,790 - 00:10:37,640和自制的油煎面包块的? 没有and homemade croutons? no.16800:10:39,330 - 00:10:41,260那就给我个惊喜吧then surprise me.16900:10:50,890 - 00:10:54,300你们觉得它是黄绿色还是树绿色?would you call that moss green or forest green?17000:11:08,460 - 00:11:11,070看看 每个人都选了黑猩猩look at this. everyone went chimp.17100:11:11,790 - 00:11:14,240我要指出我之前提议选的是人猿id like to point out that i voted for orangutan,17200:11:14,250 - 00:11:16,330但是被你给否决了!but you shouted me down!17300:11:20,820 - 00:11:23,100-佩妮 -你在哪呢?-hi, penny. -hey, where are you?17400:11:23,100 - 00:11:25,720我在.工作im. at work.17500:11:26,510 - 00:11:27,840你的声音很奇怪you sound funny.17600:11:27,850 - 00:11:31,450我.我穿着反辐射工作服look. im. im in a radiation suit.17700:11:32,000 - 00:11:33,950-有什么事吗? -我也在工作-whats up? -im at work, too,17800:11:33,960 - 00:11:37,160你绝对猜不到谁在这里用病菌感染着我整个工作区and youll never guess whos here infecting my entire station.17900:11:37,170 - 00:11:39,490谢尔顿在芝士蛋糕店sheldons at the cheesecake factory.18000:11:40,000 - 00:11:42,540-告诉他让他回家 -他不走-just tell him to go home. -he wont leave.18100:11:42,550 - 00:11:44,470他怕他会晕倒在公车上hes afraid hell pass out on the bus,18200:11:44,480 - 00:11:46,860然后有人会把他的器官割走and someone will harvest his organs.18300:11:47,690 - 00:11:50,620他已经有妄想症状了 不过他已经找到了地方呆着hes paranoid, and hes established a nest.18400:11:51,200 - 00:11:53,250你能过来接他吗?can you please come get him?18500:11:54,070 - 00:11:56,340当然可以yeah, id be happy to.18600:11:58,550 - 00:12:01,420我的天啊 辐射室出现裂缝了!oh, my god, theres a breach in the radiation unit!18700:12:01,430 - 00:12:03,800整个城市要陷于危险中了! 我的天啊!the whole city is in jeopardy! oh, my god!18800:12:03,810 - 00:12:06,850安全壳已经开始融化了 不能说了 拜!the containment vessels melting. gotta go. bye!18900:12:12,620 - 00:12:14,680我感到非常内疚i feel really guilty.19000:12:14,680 - 00:12:16,250你做了你该做的you did what you had to do.19100:12:16,260 - 00:12:19,080把你的脏爪子从我的爆米花上移开take your stinking paws off my popcorn,19200:12:19,090 - 00:12:21,560你个恶心可恶的大猩猩!you damn dirty ape!19300:12:24,710 - 00:12:26,790谢谢你带我回家thanks for bringing me home.19400:12:26,800 - 00:12:29,130没关系 我今天不是很需要上班its okay. i didnt really need to work today.19500:12:29,140 - 00:12:32,280反正我也没车和房子的贷款要缴its not like i have rent or car payments or anything.19600:12:32,290 - 00:12:33,890好 那就好good, good.19700:12:35,460 - 00:12:37,530好吧 祝你康复okay, well, you feel better.19800:12:37,540 - 00:12:40,430等等! 你要去哪里?wait! where are you going?19900:12:41,650 - 00:12:44,550回家. 去写一些空头支票home. to write some bad checks.20000:12:45,550 - 00:12:47,590你就这样扔下我不管?youre going to leave me?20100:12:47,600 - 00:12:50,970谢尔顿 你已经长大了 你之前没生过病吗sheldon, you are a grown man. havent you ever been sick before?20200:12:50,980 - 00:12:53,800当然生过 不过有人照顾我啊of course, but not by myself.20300:12:54,350 - 00:12:56,170真的? 从来没自己一人过?really? never?20400:12:56,180 - 00:12:58,420有一次 我15岁well, once, when i was 15,20500:12:58,430 - 00:13:01,950暑假的时候在德国的海德尔堡学院spending the summer at the heidelberg institute in germany.20600:13:01,980 - 00:13:03,430出国留学?studying abroad?20700:13:03,440 - 00:13:05,780不是 被邀请当客座教授no. visiting professor.20800:13:07,360 - 00:13:10,470总之 当地的烹饪方法用的香肠比我习惯的多了一些anyway, the local cuisine was a little more sausage-based20900:13:10,480 - 00:13:14,090结果就是肚子里上演了陆军联合闪电战than im used to, and the r