高中英语 生活大爆炸第1季中英字幕17素材.doc

生活大爆炸第1季中英字幕1700:00:01,990 - 00:00:04,140我 的 字 是谢尔顿wo de zing shi sheldon.200:00:04,560 - 00:00:05,550不 应该是non, cest.300:00:05,710 - 00:00:08,650我 的 名 字 是谢尔顿wo de ming zi shi sheldon.400:00:09,230 - 00:00:12,530我 的 名 字 是谢尔顿wo de ming zi shi sheldon.500:00:13,250 - 00:00:14,270这算什么?whats this?600:00:16,050 - 00:00:17,440你不是这么做的嘛thats what you did.700:00:18,050 - 00:00:19,600我以为在某些语言里i assumed, as in a number of languages,800:00:19,600 - 00:00:21,310手势也是表达的一部分that the gesture was part of the phrase.900:00:22,480 - 00:00:23,480不是well, its not.1000:00:24,110 - 00:00:27,140我又怎么知道? 作为老师 你有义务how am i supposed to know that? as the teacher, its your obligation1100:00:27,260 - 00:00:30,320把个人习惯从教学过程中排除to separate your personal idiosyncrasies from the subject matter.1200:00:30,840 - 00:00:33,280你知道 我真的很高兴你决定学习普通话you know, im really glad you decided to learn mandarin.1300:00:33,400 - 00:00:34,890-为什么? -一旦你学得溜了-why? -once youre fluent,1400:00:35,010 - 00:00:37,740你就又多了十几亿的人去烦 我就解放了youll have a billion more people to annoy instead of me.1500:00:40,560 - 00:00:42,040梅毒驴子mei du lui zi.1600:00:43,120 - 00:00:45,610你刚才叫莱纳德是个得了梅毒的驴子you just called leonard a syphilitic donkey.1700:00:47,230 - 00:00:48,550向你道歉my apologies,1800:00:48,710 - 00:00:50,620我的水平只是和老师一样好im only as good as my teacher.1900:00:51,860 - 00:00:53,440你为什么要学中文?why are you learning chinese?2000:00:53,560 - 00:00:55,840我认为四川菜馆故意用i believe the szechuan palace has been passing off2100:00:55,960 - 00:00:59,390香橙鸡丁来假冒陈皮鸡丁 所以我要去对峙orange chicken as tangerine chicken and i intend to confront them.2200:01:00,850 - 00:01:02,550如果我是你 我会更关心if i were you, id be more concerned2300:01:02,670 - 00:01:04,600他们是拿什么假冒了鸡丁about what they are passing off as chicken.2400:01:07,720 - 00:01:10,320-我要用一下你们的窗户 -随意-i need to use your window. -sure, go ahead.2500:01:12,310 - 00:01:14,940不要脸的 你落了ipodhey, jerk face, you forgot your ipod!2600:01:17,440 - 00:01:19,660-怎么了这是 -我来告诉你这是怎么了-whats going on? -ill tell you whats going on.2700:01:19,780 - 00:01:23,390那自恋的蠢蛋把我们的性生活写进了博客里that stupid self-centered bastar wrote about our sex life in his blog.2800:01:25,910 - 00:01:28,570去死吧 你个自恋的蠢蛋!drop dead, you stupid self-centered bastard!2900:01:30,960 - 00:01:31,980谢谢thank you.3000:01:35,460 - 00:01:37,010好吧 我们讲到哪儿了okay, where were we?3100:01:37,650 - 00:01:40,510别急 我要先搜索一个博客not now, i have a blog to find.3200:01:59,860 - 00:02:02,280天才也性感 第一季 第17集 (本季完)the big bang theory s01e17 (finale)3300:02:11,620 - 00:02:13,020佩妮 你还好吧penny, are you okay?3400:02:13,140 - 00:02:15,090我很好 莱纳德 你走吧im fine, leonard. just go away!3500:02:16,700 - 00:02:19,630我知道分手会让人很难过.i understand that breaking up with someone can be very painful.3600:02:19,750 - 00:02:21,880-给我走! -好吧 开心点 再见-go away! -okay, feel better! bye!3700:02:27,900 - 00:02:29,310她不想说话she doesnt want to talk.3800:02:30,890 - 00:02:33,610没什么惊讶的 佩妮的情感来自于not surprising. pennys emotional response is originated3900:02:33,730 - 00:02:36,450最原始的脑部 也就是扁桃形结构in the primitive portion of the brain, known as the amygdala.4000:02:36,610 - 00:02:37,970然而话语功能处于最后发育的while speech is centered in the4100:02:37,970 - 00:02:39,480新大脑皮质中心位置much more recently developed neo-cortex.4200:02:39,600 - 00:02:41,530前者可以轻易统治后者the former can easily overpower the latter,4300:02:41,650 - 00:02:43,060科学已经证实这就是giving scientific credence to4400:02:43,060 - 00:02:44,790无话可说的概念the notion of being rendered speechless.4500:02:50,970 - 00:02:53,050或者她就是不想说话or maybe she just doesnt want to talk.4600:02:55,910 - 00:02:57,550看 我捡到了一个ipodlook, i found an ipod!4700:03:01,520 - 00:03:04,350都摔得不成样子了 你打算怎么处理its smashed beyond repair. what are you gonna do with it?4800:03:05,030 - 00:03:07,660还能怎么办 贴个九成新的标签上ebay卖了what else? sell it on ebay as slightly used.4900:03:08,920 - 00:03:10,830是佩妮男朋友的 他们分手了it was pennys boyfriends, they broke up.5000:03:10,950 - 00:03:14,280很显然 他把他们私人生活的细节放在了apparently, he posted intimate details of their physical relationship5100:03:14,400 - 00:03:17,650他的博客上 可我却怎么都找不到on his blog which i cannot find anywhere.5200:03:19,140 - 00:03:21,850我要回去再试着和她聊聊im gonna go back and try talking to her again.5300:03:21,970 - 00:03:23,680好主意 坐在她身旁good idea, sit with her.5400:03:23,800 - 00:03:25,160抱着她 安慰她hold her, comfort her.5500:03:25,320 - 00:03:26,970如果你觉得时机不错and if the moment feels right,5600:03:27,090 - 00:03:28,940看看可不可以趁虚而入see if you can cop a feel.5700:03:31,480 - 00:03:33,110我才不会趁人之危 霍华德im not going to do that, howard.5800:03:33,230 - 00:03:34,590我倒完全没意识到现在im not aware of a new social5900:03:34,590 - 00:03:36,940有什么要求你进行干预和调解的社交习俗convention that requires you to intervene at all.6000:03:37,240 - 00:03:38,880那么处在痛苦中的少女呢what about damsel in distress?6100:03:37,240 - 00:03:38,8801937年上映美国电影 歌舞/爱情/喜剧6200:03:39,330 - 00:03:42,24012世纪骑士的行为准则? 又不是现在twelfth century code of chivalry? not exactly current.6300:03:43,130 - 00:03:45,560你还必须要先成为骑士才可以这么做youd also have to be knighted for that to apply.6400:03:46,700 - 00:03:49,170我才不管 她很难过 我要过去i dont care. shes upset, im going over there.6500:03:49,290 - 00:03:52,180记得在手上坐一会 让它们暖和一点remember to sit on your hands a bit, so theyre warm.6600:03:53,600 - 00:03:54,470我是她朋友im her friend.6700:03:54,470 - 00:03:56,860我不会在她正脆弱的时候去利用她im not going to take advantage of her vulnerability.6800:03:57,680 - 00:03:59,960你的意思是 如果在绝望之极时so youre saying, if in the depths of despair,6900:04:00,080 - 00:04:02,530她主动向你投怀送抱she throws herself at you and demands you take her,7000:04:02,690 - 00:04:05,120当时当下 你就头不回走人?right there, right now, youll just walk away?7100:04:05,990 - 00:04:08,100我说我是她朋友 又不是同志朋友i said im her friend, not her gay friend.7200:04:13,540 - 00:04:15,700听着 我知道你不想说话.listen, i know you said you didnt want to talk.7300:04:15,820 - 00:04:17,260-我不想 -对不起-i dont. -sorry.7400:04:17,990 - 00:04:20,020-等等 -等等? 你说等等?-wait! -wait? did you say wait?7500:04:22,350 - 00:04:23,690跟我说实话tell me the truth.7600:04:24,140 - 00:04:27,100我是不是那种整天跟大混蛋在一起的傻瓜am i just an idiot who picks giant losers?7700:04:30,080 - 00:04:32,480那么我就是跟好人在一起 然后把他们都变成了混蛋so i pick good guys but turn them into losers.7800:04:32,640 - 00:04:34,110当然不是of course not.7900:04:34,270 - 00:04:36,820非此即彼 到底是哪个its gotta be one or the other. which is it?8000:04:42,720 - 00:04:45,030抱歉 是哪两个选项来着?im sorry, what were the choices again?8100:04:45,390 - 00:04:47,330我真的以为麦克与众不同i really thought mike was different.8200:04:47,490 - 00:04:48,750我以为他.i thought he was.8300:04:48,910 - 00:04:50,610体贴 又聪明sensitive and smart,8400:04:50,900 - 00:04:53,870我不是指你那种聪明 是普通不吓人的那种i mean, not you smart, normal non-freaky smart.8500:04:54,370 - 00:04:55,630是 是 当然yeah, no, sure.8600:04:55,790 - 00:04:58,160现在他跑过来羞辱我and then he just goes and has to humiliate me8700:04:58,280 - 00:05:01,720在博客上写些关于我的东西让全世界的人来看by writing about me on his blog so the entire world can read it.8800:05:01,880 - 00:05:04,360跟你说吧 那博客不容易被找到的i tell you, its not all that easy to find.8900:05:04,710 - 00:05:07,840真的? 跟我要好的同事看到了 我姐姐看到了really? my friends at work found it, my sister found it.9000:05:07,960 - 00:05:09,880从电子邮件来看 一些在密歇根州judging by my email, a number of prisoners9100:05:10,000 - 00:05:12,520监狱里的牢犯也看到了at the michigan state penitentiary found it.9200:05:12,970 - 00:05:14,940那家伙究竟写了什么what exactly did this guy write?9300:05:15,100 - 00:05:18,610我不是说想知道你性生活的细节 只是想.not that i need to know the details of your sex life. i just thought.9400:05:19,700 - 00:05:20,760算了never mind.9500:05:21,640 - 00:05:22,950不用no, you know what?9600:05:23,430 - 00:05:26,270你可以去看 所有人都看了 去吧you might as well read it. everybody else has. go ahead.9700:05:26,810 - 00:05:30,160上帝 我感觉被如此地出卖和羞辱oh, god, i just feel so betrayed and embarrassed!9800:05:30,280 - 00:05:33,050只想钻进洞里然后死去i just want to crawl into a hole and die!9900:05:36,880 - 00:05:39,210你看 这其实没那么糟糕okay. well, you know, this isnt that bad.10000:05:39,750 - 00:05:41,170只是描绘了一幅it just paints the picture10100:05:41,330 - 00:05:43,140浓情蜜意的女人of a very affectionate woman,10200:05:43,260 - 00:05:45,710在非传统地点场合whos open to expressing her affection10300:05:46,190 - 00:05:48,350开放地表达她的情感in non-traditional locales.10400:05:48,710 - 00:05:49,950天啊oh, god!10500:05:50,640 - 00:05:52,440电梯里 公园里elevators, parks,10600:05:53,700 - 00:05:54,950电影院里movie theaters.10700:05:56,630 - 00:05:58,000好奇问一下out of curiosity,10800:05:58,120 - 00:06:00,230这里的地铁是指交通运输系统is this subway the transportation system10900:06:00,350 - 00:06:02,280还是那个叫地铁的三明治店?or subway the sandwich shop?11000:06:03,510 - 00:06:04,670三明治店sandwich shop.11100:06:06,700 - 00:06:08,700这是不是违反了卫生许可啊doesnt that violate the health code?11200:06:09,270 - 00:06:11,240没有 在那里我们只是亲热了一下no, at the sub shop we were only making out.11300:06:13,670 - 00:06:15,370我是想说but my point is that11400:06:15,530 - 00:06:17,960你完全没有理由觉得尴尬啊you have absolutely no reason to be embarrassed.11500:06:18,940 - 00:06:21,080真的吗? 你是不是认为我反应太过了?really? do you think i overreacted?11600:06:21,650 - 00:06:24,360-可能有一点 -我确实经常这样 我是个容易过激的人-maybe a little. -because i do that. i do overreact.11700:06:24,480 - 00:06:26,380也许我应该打电话跟麦克道歉maybe i should call mike and apologize.11800:06:27,610 - 00:06:29,760你这样反应就变成太不过了that would be under-reacting.11900:06:30,750 - 00:06:33,820他确实把卧室里的隐私都暗示出来了he did break the implied confidentiality of the bedroom.12000:06:33,940 - 00:06:37,940在你的橱里 电梯 公园 还有在快餐店and in your case, the elevator, parks and fast food franchise.12100:06:39,310 - 00:06:41,900你说得对 我就应该说我跟他玩完了youre right. i should just say i am done with him.12200:06:42,060 - 00:06:43,860对 你就该这么说 说吧yes, you should. go ahead, say it.12300:06:44,560 - 00:06:47,110但是我还没有给这个男人解释的机会but i never gave the man a chance to explain.12400:06:47,660 - 00:06:49,100有什么好解释的what is there to explain?12500:06:49,100 - 00:06:50,360都写在这里了its all right here.12600:06:50,370 - 00:06:52,020出卖啊!the betrayal!12700:06:52,570 - 00:06:55,150不 你一开始是对的no, you were right the first time.12800:06:55,160 - 00:06:58,560这个男人只是用他自己那种很傻的办法爱着我this is a man who loves me, but in his own stupid way,12900:06:58,570 - 00:07:01,210只是在向世人宣告他的感受which is trying to sw w people how he feels.13000:07:02,690 - 00:07:04,610我很肯定我没这么说im pretty sure i never said that.13100:07:05,850 - 00:07:07,460是 你做得更了不起no, you did better than that.13200:07:07,470 - 00:07:09,180你让我自己发现了这个事实you helped me see it on my own.13300:07:09,190 - 00:07:10,800我真棒啊oh, good for me.13400:07:12,480 - 00:07:13,570你去哪儿where are you going?13500:07:13,580 - 00:07:15,010我去麦克那儿im going over to mikes.13600:07:15,020 - 00:07:16,390莱纳德 太感谢你了leonard, thank you so much.13700:07:16,400 - 00:07:17,420没事oh, sure.13800:07:23,230 - 00:07:26,260也许我真是她的同性恋朋友huh, maybe i am her gay friend.13900:07:33,450 - 00:07:35,760霍华德 我想我还需要继续上中文课howard, im going to nd d another mandarin lesson.14000:07:35,770 - 00:07:37,010很显然 那些人还是i obviously didnt make14100:07:37,020 - 00:07:38,790听不懂我在说什么my point with those people.14200:07:39,890 - 00:07:40,860谢尔顿 看在老天的份上for gods sake, sheldon,14300:07:40,870 - 00:07:42,460如果你不喜欢陈皮鸡丁if you dont like the ngngerine chicken,14400:07:42,470 - 00:07:44,200就不要点陈皮鸡丁dont order the tangerine chicken.14500:07:44,210 - 00:07:45,430我喜欢吃陈皮鸡丁i like tangerine chicken,14600:07:45,440 - 00:07:47,580只是他们给我的压根不是陈皮鸡丁im just not getting tangerine chicken.14700:07:49,320 - 00:07:51,090能不能聊点别的?can we please change the subject?14800:07:51,110 - 00:07:51,980当然sure.14900:07:51,990 - 00:07:53,200我们聊聊你是怎么ll us again how you screwed up15000:07:53,210 - 00:07:55,300让佩妮回到她前男友身边的吧and got penny back together witherer old boyfriend.15100:07:57,130 - 00:07:58,380扔你的骰子just roll the dice.15200:08:02,760 - 00:08:04,520被魔术师俘虏enslaved by warlocks.15300:08:04,530 - 00:08:06,220只有掷出二 四 六才可以离开stay here until you roll two, four or six.15400:08:06,230 - 00:08:08,180她本来在生他的气的!she was mad at him!15500:08:08,910 - 00:08:09,850她本来跟他玩完了!she was done with him!15600:08:09,860 - 00:08:11,640这段感情已经是不可能挽回的了e e relationship was broken beyond repair,15700:08:11,650 - 00:08:14,130而我跑过去 让他们和好了and i walked over there, and i fixed it.15800:08:15,870 - 00:08:18,510天啊 这个故事真是越听越精彩.boy, that story gets better every time you hear .15900:08:20,210 - 00:08:21,680实际上 我觉得前两个版本actually, i thought the first two renditions16000:08:21,690 - 00:08:22,840要吸引人得多were far more compelling.16100:08:22,850 - 00:08:25,600之前 我对那个叫莱纳德的角色是报以同情previously, i felt sympathy for the leonard character,16200:08:25,610 - 00:08:28,060现在我只是觉得他很怨妇now i just find him to be whiny and annoying.16300:08:30,100 - 00:08:31,940吃你的陈皮鸡丁去eat your tangerine chicken.16400:08:32,330 - 00:08:35,060我也想吃啊 可我这根本不是陈皮鸡丁id love to, but i don have tangerine chicken.16500:08:37,670 - 00:08:41,020非常感谢你愚蠢的建议!thank you so much for your stupid advice!16600:08:46,780 - 00:08:47,790不可思议incredible.16700:08:48,190 - 00:08:50,430你把搞砸的事情又搞砸了you managed to screw up the screw-up.16800:08:57,030 - 00:08:58,080我又来了im back.16900:08:58,930 - 00:09:00,920对不起 刚才我吼你了im sorry i yelled at you.17000:09:01,040 - 00:09:02,270又不是你的错its not your fault.17100:09:02,890 - 00:09:04,080怎么啦what happened?17200:09:04,090 - 00:09:07,370我去麦克那想跟他和好well, i went over to mikes to make up with him.17300:09:07,380 - 00:09:09,180是 不用说 我知道这部分yeah. no, i know that part.17400:09:10,350 - 00:09:12,450但他已经有新欢了but he had already moved on.17500:09:12,570 - 00:09:14,110已经? 好快啊already? that was quick.17600:09:14,120 - 00:09:15,410我就是这么对thats what i said to the woman17700:09:15,420 - 00:09:18,610那个把脚缠在他脖子上的女人说的who had her legs wrapped around his neck!17800:09:21,460 - 00:09:23,510佩妮 我也很难过oh, penny, i am so sorry.17900:09:23,520 - 00:09:25,940他怎么能这样?!how could he do that?!18000:09:25,950 - 00:09:29,340你要知道 你把他80g的ipod给了.well, you know, you did throw an 80-gig ipod.18100:09:29,350 - 00:09:31,800对呀 他怎么能这样对你yeah, no, how could he do that?18200:09:31,810 - 00:09:35,330我发誓我再也不跟这样的男人交往了i swear to god i am done with guys like that.18300:09:35,340 - 00:09:39,360那种身材好 发型帅 有钱的男人you know, macho with the perfect body and the hair and the money.18400:09:39,370 - 00:09:41,140是 他们肯定老得很快yeah, that must get old quick.18500:09:42,420 - 00:09:44,200你知道吗 这一次you know, just once18600:09:44,210 - 00:09:45,980我真的想和一个i would like to go out with someone18700:09:45,990 - 00:09:50,900善良诚实 真正关心我的人约会who is nice and honest and who actually cares about me.18800:09:52,660 - 00:09:53,770我怎么样?what about me?18900:09:54,440 - 00:09:56,030你什么怎么样?what about you what?19000:09:58,540 - 00:10:00,910你和我约会怎么样?what about if you went out with me?19100:10:03,910 - 00:10:05,300你是在约我出去?are you asking me out?19200:10:06,410 - 00:10:09,180是 我是um, yes, i am.19300:10:09,190 - 00:10:10,690在约你出去asking you out.19400:10:14,570 - 00:10:16,920我只是顺着你的话在说.i was just going off your comment about the nice guy.19500:10:16,930 - 00:10:17,590-我明白 -诚实啊什么的no, i know, i got that. you know, and honest.19600:10:17,600 - 00:10:19,310对啊yeah, totally.19700:10:19,320 - 00:10:20,760.没有什么的so, but. its no big deal.19800:10:20,770 - 00:10:21,790好yes.19900:10:22,950 - 00:10:24,170好什么?yes what?20000:10:24,980 - 00:10:27,110好 我愿意和你去约会yes, i will go out with you.20100:10:30,960 - 00:10:31,950真的吗?really?20200:10:34,060 - 00:10:35,230是yeah.20300:10:35,590 - 00:10:36,220有什么不可以的why not?20400:10:36,230 - 00:10:38,600我已经倾尽所有了i mean, what do i have to lose?20500:10:38,950 - 00:10:40,100确实yeah.20600:10:42,070 - 00:10:43,480就该这样想thats the spirit.20700:10:48,880 - 00:10:51,340给我看你们的陈皮show me your citrus peels.20800:10:51,350 - 00:10:54,850给我看你们的陈皮gay wo k n ni de jud zi pee.20900:10