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CD 1 Good night, sweetheart. 2 Good night, Mom. 3 Sleep tight, kiddo. 4 Whoa! 5 Oh! Aye! Oh! Oh! 6 Simulation terminated. 7 Simulation terminated. Simulation terminated. 8 Simulation terminated. 9 All right, Mr. Bile, is it? 10 Uh. my friends call me Phlegm. 11 Uh-huh. 12 Mr. Bile, can you tell me what you did wrong? 13 I fell down? 14 No, no, before that. 15 Can anyone tell me Mr. Biles big mistake? 16 Anyone? 17 Lets take a look at the tape. 18 Here we go. 19 Uh, right. puh-puh-puh-puh. 20 Ah! There, see? 21 The door. You left it wide open. 22 And leaving the door open is the worst mistake 23 any employee can make because.? 24 Um. it could let in a draft? 25 It could let in 26 a child! 27 Oh! Mr. Waternoose! 28 There is nothing more toxic or deadly than a human child. 29 A single touch could kill you! 30 Leave a door open 31 and a child could walk right into this factory! 32 Right into the monster world! 33 I wont go in a kids room! 34 You cant make me! 35 Youre going in there because we need this. 36 Our city is counting on you 37 to collect those childrens screams. 38 Without scream, we have no power. 39 Yes, its dangerous work 40 and thats why I need you to be at your best. 41 I need scarers who are confident, tenacious 42 tough, intimidating. 43 I need scarers like. like. James P. Sullivan. 44 Hey! Good morning, Monstropolis. 45 Its now five after the hour of 6:00 A.M. 46 in the big monster city. 47 Temperatures a balmy 65 degrees- 48 which is good news for you reptiles- 49 and it looks like its going to be a perfect day 50 to maybe, hey, just lie in bed, sleep in 51 or simply. work out that flab thats hanging over the bed! 52 Get up, Sulley! 53 I dont believe I ordered a wake-up call, Mikey. 54 Hey! Less talk, more pain, marshmallow boy! 55 Feel the burn! 56 You call yourself a monster? 57 Scary feet, scary feet, scary feet! 58 Oop! The kids awake! 59 Okay, scary feet, scary feet, scary feet, scary feet- 60 kids asleep! 61 Twins! In a bunk bed! 62 Ooh! I thought I had you there. 63 Okay, Sulley, here we go. 64 You ready? Follow it. 65 Oh! Its over here! 66 Oh, look over there! 67 Dont let the kid touch you! 68 Dont let it touch you! 69 I dont know, but its been said 70 I love scaring kids in bed! 71 Come on, fight that plaque! Fight that plaque! 72 Scary monsters dont have plaque! 73 118. do you have 119? 74 Do I see 120? 75 Oh, I dont believe it! 76 Im not even breaking a sweat. 77 Not you! 78 Look! The new commercials on! 79 The future is bright at Monsters, Incorporated. 80 Im in this one! Im in this one! 81 Were part of your life. 82 We power your car. 83 We warm your home. 84 We light your city. 85 Im Monsters, Incorporated. 86 Hey, look! Betty! 87 Carefully matching every child to their ideal monster. 88 to produce superior scream 89 refined into clean, dependable energy. 90 Every time you turn something on 91 Monsters, Incorporated, is there. 92 Im Monsters, Incorporated! 93 We know the challenge- 94 the window of innocence is shrinking. 95 Human kids are harder to scare. 96 Of course, M.I. is prepared for the future 97 with the top scarers. 98 the best refineries 99 and research into new energy techniques. 100 Okay, here I come. 101 Were working for a better tomorrow. today! 102 Were Monsters, Incorporated! 103 Were M.I.- Monsters, Incorporated. 104 We scare because we care. 105 I cant believe it. 106 Oh, Mike. 107 I was on TV! 108 Did you see me? Im a natural! 109 Hello. 110 I know! 111 Hey, wasnt I great? 112 Did the whole family see it? 113 Its your mom. 114 What can I say? The camera loves me. 115 Im telling you, big daddy 116 youre going to be seeing this face on TV a lot more often. 117 Yeah? Like, on Monstropoliss Most Wanted? 118 Youve been jealous of my good looks 119 since the fourth grade, pal. 120 Have a good day, sweetie. 121 You, too, hon. 122 Whoo! Okay, Sulley, hop on in. 123 Nope. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. 124 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! 125 Where you going? What are you doing? 126 Mikey, theres a scream shortage. Were walking. 127 - Walking?! - Yep. 128 No, no, no, my baby. 129 Come on. Come on. 130 Look, she needs to be driven. 131 Bye, baby. I. Ill call you! 132 Hey, genius, you want to know why 133 I bought the car? Huh? 134 Not really. 135 To drive it! 136 You know, like, on the street? 137 With the honk-honk and the vroom-vroom 138 and no walking involved. 139 Give it a rest, will you, butterball? 140 Come on, you could use the exercise. 141 I could use the exercise?! 142 Look at you. You have your own climate! 143 How many tentacles jump the rope? 144 Morning, Mike! Morning, Sulley! 145 Hey! Morning, kids. 146 Hey, kids. 147 How you doing? 148 Bye, Mike! Bye, Sulley! 149 Ow! Hey! 150 Ah, nuts. 151 Hey, hey, hey! Fellas! 152 Hey, Tony! 153 Tony! Ba-da-bing! 154 - Tony! - Hey, Tony! 155 Pow, pow, pow, pow, pow! 156 I hear somebodys close to breaking 157 the all-time scare record. 158 Ah, just trying to make sure 159 theres enough scream to go around. 160 Hey! On the house! 161 - Hey, thanks! - Grazie! 162 Ba-da-bing! 163 Oh, great. 164 Hey, Ted! 165 Good morning! 166 See that, Mikey? 167 Teds walking to work. 168 Big deal. 169 Guy takes five steps and hes there. 170 Monsters, Inc. Please hold. 171 Monsters, Inc. Please hold. Monsters, Inc. Please hold. 172 Morning, Sulley. 173 Morning, Ricky. 174 Hey, its the Sullster! 175 See you on the scare floor, buddy! 176 Hey, Marge. Hey, how was jury duty? 177 Morning, Sulley! 178 Hey! 179 Hey, its still leaning to the left. 180 It is not! 181 Hey, fellas. 182 Hey, Jerry. 183 Hey, Mr. Sullivan! 184 Guys, I told you, call me Sulley. 185 I dont think so. 186 We just wanted to wish you good luck today. 187 Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey! 188 Come on, get lost, you two. 189 Youre making him lose his focus. 190 Oh. Sorry. 191 See you later, fellas. 192 Go get em, Mr. Sullivan! 193 Quiet! Youll make him lose his focus. 194 Oh, no. Sorry! 195 Shut up! 196 Monsters, Inc. Please hold. 197 Monsters, Inc. Ill connect you. 198 Ms. Fearmonger is on vacation. 199 Would you like her voice mail? 200 Oh, Schmoopsie-poo. 201 Googley Bear! 202 Happy birthday. 203 Oh, Googley-woogley, you remembered! 204 Hey, Sulley-wulley. 205 Oh, hey, Celia. 206 weelia. 207 Happy birthday. 208 Thanks. 209 So, uh. are we going anywhere special tonight? 210 I just got us into a little place 211 called, um. Harryhausens. 212 Harryhausens?! 213 But its impossible to get a reservation there! 214 Not for Googley Bear. 215 I will see you at quitting time 216 and not a minute later. 217 Okay, sweetheart. 218 Think romantical thoughts. 219 You and me 220 Me and you 221 Both of us together! 222 You know, pal, shes the one. 223 Thats it. She is the one! 224 Im happy for you. 225 Oh, and, uh, thanks for hooking me up 226 with those reservations. 227 Oh, no problem. 228 Theyre under the name Googley Bear. 229 Oh, good ide. 230 You know, that wasnt very funny. 231 What the.? 232 Wazowski! 233 What do you know? 234 It scares little kids and little monsters. 235 I wasnt scared. 236 I have. allergies. 237 Uh-huh. Sure. 238 Hey, Randall, save it for the scare floor, will you? 239 Im in the zone today, Sullivan. 240 Going to be doing some serious scaring. 241 Putting up some big numbers. 242 Wow, Randall. 243 Thats great. 244 That should make it even more humiliating 245 when we break the record first. 246 Ha, ha! 247 Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. 248 Do you hear that? 249 Its the winds of change. 250 You hear it? You hear the winds of ch.? 251 Oh, what a creep. 252 One of these days, I am really. 253 going to let you teach that guy a lesson. 254 Chalooby! Baby! 255 Good morning, Roz 256 my succulent little garden snail. 257 And who would we be scaring today? 258 Wazowski, you didnt file your paperwork last night. 259 Oh, that darn paperwork. 260 Wouldnt it be easier if it all just blew away? 261 Dont let it happen again. 262 Yes, well, Ill, uh. 263 Ill try to be less careless. 264 Im watching you, Wazowski. 265 Always watching. 266 Whoo! Shes nuts. 267 Always! 268 All scare floors are now active. 269 Assistants, please report to your stations. 270 Okay, people, eastern seaboard coming on-line. 271 We got scarers coming out! 272 Ooh, theyre so awesome. 273 Hey. may the best monster win. 274 I plan to. 275 We are on in seven. six. 276 five. four. three. 277 two. 278 Youre the boss. Youre the boss. 279 Youre the big, hairy boss. 280 Oh, Im feeling good today, Mikey! 281 Yeah! 282 Whoa! 283 Attaboy. Attaboy. 284 Another door coming right up. 285 Youre still behind, Randall. 286 You know, maybe I should realign the scream intake valve. 287 Just get me another door! 288 A door! Yes, door! 289 Well, Jerry, whats the damage so far? 290 We may actually make our quota today, sir. 291 Hmm. First time in a month. 292 Huh?! 293 What happened? 294 The kid almost touched me! 295 She got this close to me! 296 She wasnt scared of you? 297 She was only six! 298 I couldve been dead! 299 I couldve died! 300 Keep it together, man. 301 Hey! We got a dead door over here! 302 - Were coming! - Coming! 303 - Look out! - Out of the way! 304 - Coming through! - Excuse us. 305 Weve lost 58 doors this week, sir. 306 Oh, kids these days. 307 They just dont get scared like they used to. 308 Let her rip! 309 Uh, sir? 310 What?! 311 Look. 312 Attention. 313 We have a new scare leader: Randall Boggs. 314 Slumber party. 315 Whoo! 316 Never mind. 317 Hey! Watch it! 318 Well, James, that was an impressive display! 319 Oh, just doing my job, Mr. Waternoose. 320 Of course, I did learn from the best. 321 If I dont see a new door at my station in five seconds 322 I will personally put you through the shredder! 323 Hey, Wazowski, nice job! 324 Those numbers are pretty sweet. 325 Are they? 326 You know, I hadnt even noticed. 327 And, uh. how is Georgie doing? 328 Hes doing great! 329 I love working with that big guy. 330 Keep the doors coming, Charlie. 331 Im on a roll today. 332 George and I are like brothers. 333 2319! We have a 2319! 334 Red alert! Red alert! 335 Red alert! Red alert! Red alert! 336 George Sanderson 337 please remain motionless. 338 Prepare for decontamination. 339 Get it off! 340 Duck and cover, people! 341 Oh, not the CDA. 342 Move! Move! Move! 343 Coming through, please. Stand aside. 344 Clear the contaminated area. 345 This is a 2319 in progress. 346 Keep the area clear. 347 Coming through. Watch yourself. 348 Stand back. 349 Careful. 350 All clear. 351 Situation is niner-niner-zero. 352 Ready for decon. 353 Hey, thanks, guys. 354 That was a close one. 355 Okay. 356 Okay, people, take a break! 357 We got to shut down for a half-hour 358 and reset the system. 359 An entire scare floor out of commission. 360 What else can go wrong? 361 Oh. what a day. 362 Were just going through a rough time, sir. 363 Everyone knows youre going to get us through it. 364 Tell that to the board of directors. 365 James, this company 366 has been in my family for three generations. 367 I would do anything to keep it from going under. 368 Oh, so would I, sir. 369 Well. 370 Say, I could use your help with something. 371 Anything, sir. 372 You see, weve hired some new scare recruits 373 and frankly, theyre. theyre, um. uh. 374 Inexperienced? 375 Oh, they stink! 376 Uh-huh. 377 And I thought maybe you might come by tomorrow 378 and give them a demonstration. 379 Show them what it takes to be a top scarer, huh? 380 Ill start out with the old Waternoose jump-and-growl. 381 Ha! Oh, oh, yes! 382 Now, thats my boy! 383 Lets go, everybody! 384 All doors must be returned! 385 No exceptions! 386 - Oh, yeah. - Whoo! 387 Ive never seen anything like you today. 388 You were on a roll, my man. 389 Another day like this 390 and that scare records in the bag. 391 Thats right, baby! 392 Uh-huh. 393 So get this- as if dinner wasnt enough 394 Im taking her to a monster truck rally afterwards. 395 Nice. 396 Whats on your agenda? 397 Im going to head home and work out some more. 398 Again? You know, theres more to life than scaring. 399 Whew. Hey, can I borrow your odorant? 400 Yeah. I got, uh. 401 smelly garbage or old dumpster. 402 You got low tide? 403 No. 404 How about wet dog? 405 Yep. Stink it up. 406 You know, I am so romantic 407 sometimes I think I should just marry myself. 408 Give me a break, Mike. 409 What a night of romance I got ahead of me. 410 Tonight is about me 411 and Celia. 412 Ooh, the love boat is about to set sail. 413 Cause I got to tell you, buddy 414 that face of hers, it just makes my heart go. 415 Yikes! 416 Hello, Wazowski. 417 Fun-filled evening planned for tonight? 418 Well, as a matter of fact. 419 Then Im sure you filed your paperwork 420 correctly. for once. 421 Your stunned silence is very reassuring. 422 Oh, no. My scare reports- I left them on my desk 423 and if Im not at the restaurant in five minutes 424 theyre going to give our table away! 425 What am I going to tell. 426 Schmoopsie-poo? 427 Hey, Googley Bear. Want to get going? 428 Do I ever! Its just that. 429 What? 430 Uh, you know, theres a small. 431 I dont understand. 432 Its just that I forgot about some paperwork 433 I was supposed to file. 434 Mike was reminding me. 435 Thanks, buddy. 436 Whoo. 437 I was? I mean, I was! Yeah, I was. 438 Oh, okay. Lets go then. 439 Were going! 440 On my desk, Sulley. 441 The pink copies go to Accounting 442 the fuchsia ones go to Purchasing 443 and goldenrod ones go to Roz. 444 Huh! 445 Leave the puce. 446 Pink copies go to Accounting, the fuchsia ones go to Roz. 447 No, the fuchsia ones go to Purchasing. 448 The goldenrod ones go to Roz. 449 Man, I have no idea what puce is. 450 Oh, thats puce. 451 Hmm? 452 Uh, hello? 453 Anyone? 454 Theres a door here. 455 Hmm. 456 Hello? 457 Hey. 458 Psst. 459 Anybody scaring in here? 460 Hello? 461 Yo! 462 Hmm. 463 Whoa! Ah! Ah! 464 Oh! 465 Here. 466 Gotcha! 467 Eh! 468 Oh! 469 Yeow! 470 Eww. 471 Whew. 472 Kitty! 473 No, no- stay back. 474 Hmm. 475 And hold it. 476 Get a paper bag! 477 Mmm. 478 Oh, Michael, Ive had a lot of birthday. 479 well, not a lot of birthdays 480 but this is the best birthday ever. 481 Hmm. 482 What are you looking at? 483 I was just thinking 484 about the first time I laid eye on you- 485 how pretty you looked. 486 Stop it! 487 Your hair was shorter then. 488 Mm-hmm. Im thinking about getting it cut. 489 No, no, I like it this length. 490 I like everything about you. 491 Just the other day 492 someone asked me who I thought 493 the most beautiful monster was in all of Monstropolis. 494 You know what I said? 495 What did you say? 496 I said. 497 - Sulley? - Sulley? 498 No! No, no. 499 Thats not what I was going to say. 500 Mike, youre not making sense. 501 Hi, guys! 502 What a coincidence, running into you here! 503 Uh, Im just going to order something to go. 504 Michael. 505 Sulley! 506 I wonder whats good here. 507 Get out of here. Youre ruining everything. 508 I went back to get your paperwork 509 and there was a door. 510 What? 511 A door?! 512 Randall was in it. 513 Wait a minute. Randall? 514 That cheater! 515 Hes trying to boost his numbers! 516 Theres something else. 517 What?! 518 Ook-lay in the ag-bay. 519 What?! 520 Look in the bag. 521 What bag? 522 Oh! 523 They dont have anything I like here. 524 So take care, Celia! 525 Excuse me, sir. 526 Whats going on? 527 Celia, please try to understand. 528 I have to do something! 529 Michael? 530 On three. 531 One. two. 532 A kid! 533 Boo! 534 A kid! 535 Theres a kid here- a human kid! 536 Oh! 537 Googley Bear! 538 Come on! 539 Lets get out of here! 540 Please remain calm. 541 This is not a drill. 542 We have an 835 in progress. 543 Please advise. 544 Michael? Michael? 545 Oh, Celia. 546 - Please come with me. - Ow. Stop pushing. 547 Hey, get your hands off my Schmoopsie-poo! 548 Building clear. Ready for decontamination. 549 Well, I dont think that date could have gone any worse. 550 If witnesses are to be believed 551 there has been a child security breach 552 for the first time in monster history. 553 We can neither confirm nor deny 554 the presence of a human child here tonight. 555 Well, a kid flew right over me 556 and blasted a car with its laser vision! 557 I tried to run from it, but it picked me up 558 with its mind powers and shook me like a doll! 559 Its true! I saw the whole thing! 560 It is my professional opinion 561 that now is the time to. panic! 562 Oh-oh. 563 Oh, its coming! 564 Its coming! 565 Boo! 566 No, no, no, no, no! 567 Come here, kid. 568 Whee. 569 No, dont touch those, you little.! 570 Oh, now 571 those were alphabetized. 572 Its okay, its all right. 573 As long as it doesnt come near us 574 were going to be okay. 575 Wanna ride on it! 576 Da, da-da. 577 Da-da-da. 578 Oh, y-you like this? 579 Fetch! 580 Hey, hey, thats it! 581 No one touches little Mikey! 582 Mike, give her the bear. 583 Oh, no. 584 Make it stop, Sulley! 585 Make it stop! 586 Look! See the bear? 587 Ooh, nice bear. 588 Sulley! 589 See? 590 Ooh, bear, ooh. 591 Oh, hes a happy bear. 592 Hes not crying, neither should you 593 Or well be in trouble 594 Cause theyre gonna find us 595 So please stop crying 596 Right now. 597 Good, good, Sulley. K