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Kung fu PandaLegend tells of a legendary warrior whose kungfu skills was the staff of legend, he traveled the in search of the foes. I see you like to chew, maybe you should chew on my desk. The warrior said nothing for his mouth was full, then he swallowed, and then he spoke Enough talk, lets fight He was so deadly in fact that his enemies will go blind for the over exposure to pure awesomeness He is so awesome, and attractive. How can we repay you? There is no charge for awesomeness or attractiveness. Flew! It mattered not how many foes he faced, there were no match for his foedesity Never before had a panda been so feared, and so loved. Even the most roller heroes in all of China -the furious fiveBowed in respect of this great master We shall hang out!-agreed Yeh! But hanging out would have to wait, because when you are facing ten thousand demons of demon mountain There is only one thingand thats Get up Youll be late for work! Po get up! Hi Po, what are you doing up there? Oh.nothing Monkey! mantis!crane!viper!tigeress!wow Po ,lets go! Youre late for work! Coming Sorry dad Sorry doesnt make the noodles And what are you doing up thereall that noise OhNothing, just .had a crazy What about? What are you dreaming about? En.was i.i was dreaming about.ennoodles. Noodles? You were really dreaming about noodles? Yehwhat else have I dreamed about? Oh, careful, that soup is sharp! Happy day! My son finally had the noodle dream! You dont know how long I have been waiting for this moment! This is a sign, Po En.a sign of what? You , are almost ready to be entrust with the secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup, And then youll fulfill your destiny and take over the restaurant! Just as I took it over from my father, who took it from his father who won it From a game named Majiang. Dad,dad,dadthis was just a dream. No, it was just the dream. We are noodle folk broth run though our veins. Dad, didnt you everwant to do sth else?sth besides noodles? Actually.when I was young and crazy, I thought about running away and learning how to make tofu.So why didnt you? Because it was a stupid dream! Can you imagine me making tofu? Hahahahatofuno! We all have our place in this world, mine is here, and yours is I knowis here. Noits the table to 2,5,7and12! Services with the smile! Well done!students!if you are trying to disappoint me, tigeress you need more accuracy, Monkey quicker speed, crane hike,viper subtlety, mantis ! Master Shifu! What? its master Wugui, he wants to see you. Master wugui, you summoned me? Is Sth wrong? Why must sth be wrong for me to see my old friend? Sonothing is wrong? Well, I didnt say that. Youre saying I have an visionTailang will return. That is impossible! He is in prison! Nothing is impossible Sing!Fly to prison! Double the guards, double the weapons, double everything, Tailang does not leave that prison. Yes! Master shifu. When often meet destiny on the road, it takes what it really to We have to do sth, before he march on the valley, and take arrangehellhell Mind this water, my friend When it is agitated, it becomes difficult to see. But if you allow it to settle, the answer becomes clear. the dragon scroll. It is time But who? Who is worthy to be trusted with this secret to limit this power? To become the dragon warrior? I dont know Excuse mesorry Heywatch your pose SorrySorry!doesnt in purpose What! Masters choosing the dragon warrior, today! Everyone! Everyone! Go! Get to the jade palace! One of the five is going tol get the dragon scroll! Weve been waiting for this for thousands of years!just leave the bowl! This is the greatest thing in kungfu history!leave about it,kids go Po where are you going? To the jade palace Dont forget your noodle car! The whole valley will be there, youll sell noodles to all of them Selling noodles? But,dadyou know I was thinkingmaybe iI becomes thingking Could also sell the bean bundles, theyretheyre about to go bad Thats my boy! I told you that dream was a sign! Yehglad I had it Almost there! What?nonono Sorrypowell bring you back souvenir. No, Ill bring me back souvenir. It is a historic day, isnt it, Master Wugui? Yesand I even felt I will not live to see Are your students ready?-yes master wugui. You know this, old friend, whoever I choose will not only bring peace to the valley, but also to you Lets our tournament begin No nonoweiIve come Hey open the door let me in Citizens of the valley please it is my quite honor to present youtigeress, viper, crane,monkey,mantis! -the furious five The furious 5? Warriors, prepare Nono, pick it a hole The thousands tons of fire Wowkook at there! Heyget away! And finally!master tigeress Believe me!citizens! youve not seen anything yet I know! Tigeress, play on! And her plays of gests I sense the dragon warrior is among us. Citizens of the valley of the peace! Master wugui will now choose the dragon warrior! Oh?nonono,wait Po!what are you doing!To the jade palace Dont forget your noodle car! The whole valley will be there, youll sell noodles to all of them Selling noodles? But,dadyou know I was thinkingmaybe iI becomes thingking Could also sell the bean bundles, theyretheyre about to go bad Thats my boy! I told you that dream was a sign! Yehglad I had it Almost there! What?nonono Sorrypowell bring you back souvenir. No, Ill bring me back souvenir. It is a historic day, isnt it, Master Wugui? Yesand I even felt I will not live to see Are your students ready?-yes master wugui. You know this, old friend, whoever I choose will not only bring peace to the valley, but also to you Lets our tournament begin No nonoweiIve come Hey open the door let me in Citizens of the valley please it is my quite honor to present youtigeress, viper, crane,monkey,mantis! -the furious five The furious 5? Warriors, prepare Nono, pick it a hole The thousands tons of fire Wowkook at there! Heyget away! And finally!master tigeress Believe me!citizens! youve not seen anything yet I know! Tigeress, play on! And her plays of gests I sense the dragon warrior is among us. Citizens of the valley of the peace! Master wugui will now choose the dragon warrior! Oh?nonono,wait Po!what are you doing! Whats it like we are doing? Stopstop! Ill go to see the dragon warrior! Po,dont you understand? You finally had the noodle dream! I liedI dont dream about noodles,dad I love kungfu! Oh, come on, sonlets get back to work! Ok Ohwhat was going on Where are What are you pointing.ohoksorryI just want to see who the dragon warrior was How interesting it is Master,are you pointing at me? Him Who? You! Me? The universe has brought us the dragon warror What? What? Stop!wait!who called you to Master wugui wait That clumsy panda cannot possibly be the answer to our problem. Youre about to point out tegeressthat thing thrown in front of her. That was just an accident. There are no accidents. Forgive usmaster, we have failed you there have been a message from master shifu. What?double the guard and set precautions? Your prison may not be adequate? You doubt my prison security? Absolutely not Shifu does Im just the messager Oh.give a message for your master shifuescape from the prison is impossible Impressive,isnt it? Its very impressive.very impressive One way in.one way out One thousand guards and one prisoner Yes.except that prisoner is tailing Take us down. My god Be held .tailang IllenIll still wait here It doesnt to worry about its perfectly safe Have the array. Tough guy, did you hearwugui did finally find someone to give the scroll And its not ,wonbe you. What are you doning? Youll get him mad! Whats he gonna to do about it? Ive got him completetly immobilized Ohdid I stamp your witty tail? Ive seen enough Ill tell shifu it doesnt worry about No he doesnt Ok Ill tell him.can I please go now? Wait a second I think this has been a slight mistake Everyone thinks Im The sacred hall of warriors Look at this place Master flys armor With sinks of battle damage Wow.The sword of heros Its said to be so sharp that you can cut yourself just by looking The invisible dragon.of destiny Ive only seen painting of that painting No The legendary vase of warriors Its saidit contains the entire potential army. Hello. Have you finished sightseeing SorryI should come to see you first My patience Oh, well mean, its none like you going anywhere Would you turn around? Surehey, hows how get you findmaster chifu Someone broke thatbut Im going to fix it up Do you have some glue So, youre the legendary dragon warrior I guess so Wrong! You are not the dragon warrior!youll never be the dragon warrior! Until you have learnt the secret of the dragon scroll. So.how is this you? Do you have a ladder, trampoline You think is that easy Im going to just hand you the secret to this limitless power?! NoI One must first master the highest level of kunfu, and that is clearly impossible if that one is someone like you. Someone like me?Yes! Look at you! This fat prat What Sensitive in the fatty parts And this ridiculous valley! And, outer! Disregard, for personal hygine Wait a minutethats a long count for Dont stand that close I can smell your breath Wugui said that I wasthe The Wushi finger hold? Finger hold? Ohyou know this hold Developed by master wushi in the third dynasty, yes! Ohthen You must know what happens when I flex my pinky Nonononno You know the hardest part of this? The hardest part is cleaning the passed bloods. Okok take it easy Nono listen Panda, wugui may have picked you But when I threw with you, I promise you I are going to wish, he, hadnt! are we clear? Yehwe clear, clear,were so clear! GoodI cant wait to get start Lets begin! Wait,wait,waitwhat Outraged tailing laid waste to the valley, he tried to take the scroll by force And shifu had to destroye what he created, but how could he Shifu loved tailang he had never liked anyone before.or since And now he has the chance to make things right, to train the true Dragon warrior And he stuck with youa big, fat pandawho treats it like a joke Oh!that exsists! Wait! iive accidentally just treated its facial nerve! I maymay alsosubject her Inner peaceinner peaceinerinin.inner peace Whoever is making that cracking sound.quiet down Iner Ohtheeexcellent! I could know some good news right now Master!master! En iI have a its a very bad news shifu theres just newstheres no goodok mastermaster, your vision,your vision was right tailing has broken out of the prison, and hes on this way! That is bad news! If you do not believe that the dragon warrior can stop him Thepanda?master!that panda is not the dragon warrior! He wasnt even meant to be here!he was an accident! There are no accidents YesI knowyouve said that alreadytwice Welllthere was no accidenteithertwice My old friendthe panda will not fulfill his destiny, nor youyours Until you let go off the illusion of control Illusion? Yeslook at this tree, shifuI can not make it blossom When it suits me nor make it bear fruit before its time. But there are things we can control,I can control when the fruit will fall. I can control where the plant to seed That is no illusion, master. Ohyesbut no matter what you dothat seed will grow to be a Peach tree you may wish for an apple or an orange, but you will get a peach. But peach can not defeat tailang Maybe it canif youre willing to guide it, to nurture it,to belive in it But howhow! I need your help, master Noyou just need to believepromise me shifu Promise me you will believe iI willtry engood my time has comeyou must continue your journey without me what whatwhat you masteryou cant leave me you mustbelieve. master! You may be a wolf You may be the scariest fan in province But there allows a tipper Sohow did you get out there alive I meandidnt actually see thatbut I thought it in my mind Couldin my mindcould read my mind You like it This is really good Ok, come on, you should my dads secret ingredient soup.that. He actually knows the secret ingredient What are you talking about ? this is amazing Youre really a good cook, I wish my mouth is enough bigger Tigeress, youve got to try this It is saida dragon warrior can survive for months time on nothing To do with the single gingkgo leaf and the energy of the universe I guess my body doesnt know its the dragon warrior yet I need more that do And universe juice What? Ohnothingmaster shifu Youll never be the dragon warrior unless you lose 500pounds andBrush your teeth! What is that noise youre making! I heard!i heard it! Work hard, panda!maybe someday youll have ears like mine Ears!its not working for it?but its pretty good Its shifu Of coursr is shifu, what is it Im doing Wumaster shifu! Do you think this is funny! Tailing has escaped from prison! And you act Like children! What? Hes coming for the dragon scroll, and youre the only one who can stop him! You get something that sense of humor Im goingstopthenhow serious I dont have the. Master wugui will stop him! He did it before who will do it again! Wugui cannot stop himnot any more Our only hope is the dragon warrior The panda? Yes! The panda! Master!please! Let us stop tailing! This is what you trained us for! No! it is not your destiny to defeat tailing! It is his!Where did he go? You can not leave! A real warrior never quits! Watch me! Come on, how must I beat tailang!? I cant even beat you off the stairs. Youll beat him because you are the dragon warrior! You dont believe that! You never believe that from the first moment I got here! Youve tried to get rid of me Yes! I was But now I ask you to trust in your master! As Ive come to trust in mine Youre not my masterand Im not the dragon warrior Then Why didnt you quit! You know I was trying to get rid of you, and you stayed YehI stayed I stayed because every time you threw a brick on my head orsaid ISmellsit hurts But it could never hurt me more than I did every day in my life just being me I stayedbecause I thought, if anyone could change me, could make me Not meit was you! The greatest kungfu teacher in all of China! But I can change you! I can turn you into the dragon warrior! And I will! Ohmindtailing is on this way here right now! And even it takes one hundred years to get here How can youcould change this! Into the dragon warrior!ah? How?how?how? I dont know! I dont know Its what I thought This is what you trained me for Tigeress! Dont try to stop me Well not try to stop you! What? Were coming with you! What? I eat when Im upset! Ok? Oh, no need to explain I just told you monkey, he hides cookies on the top shelf Dont tell monkey Look at you! YehI knowI disgust you No.noI mean How did you get up there!? I dont know.i just I dont knowI just get cookies! And yet you are ten feet off the ground and have done a perfect stand No.this? This is justaccident There are no accidents! Come with me I know youve trained me to be optimistic of kungfu But could you at least tell me where we are going YouDrag mefall the way out here, for a bath? Panda, we do not wash our pits in the pool sacred tears The pool was? This is where wugui unravel the mysterys of harmony focus, This is the birthplace of kungfu Do you want to learn kungfu? Yeh Then I am your master OkDont cry Ok When you focus on kungfuwhen you concentrate You sinkBut that is perhaps my fault,I can not train you the way Ive trained the five I now see that the way to get through you is this. Ohgreat because Im hungry. Good, when youve trained you may eat Lets begin After you, panda Just like thatno setups.nononono ten-mile hike? I vow to train you and you have been trained Youre freeto eat Enjoy Hey I said youre free to eathave a dumpline Hey You are freeto eat! Am I ?! Are you!? Im not hungry Master Cut it！ Where is the dragon warrior How do you know you are not looking at her You think Im a fool? I know youre not the dragon warriornot of you! I heard how he fell out of the sky in the boom of a fire He is a warrior, unlike anything in the world youve ever seen Paul? Sothat is his namepaul Finallya worthy opponentthe battle will be legendary Weve got this! Help her! Monkey! Go! Mantis!Shifu taught you wellbut he didnt teach you everything You have