功夫熊猫全英文台词.doc

功夫熊猫全英文台词 -1-PO的梦境开场 legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skill were a stuff of legend . he traveled the land in search of worthy foesI see you like to chew , maybe you should chew on my fistthe warrior said nothing for his mouth was full . then he swallowed , and then he spoke : enough talk lets fight . he was so deadly in fact that his enemies would go blind from over-exposure to pure awesomeness!my eyes .hes too awesomeand attractive .how can we repay youtheres no charge for awesomeness , or attractiveness . it mattered not how many foes he faced, they were no match for his foe-destiny. never before had a panda been so feared , and so loved ， even the most heroic heroes in all of the china - the furious five ， bowed in respect of this great masterWe shall hang outagreed ！yeh .But hanging out would have to wait , coz when you are facing a ten thousand demons of demon mountain , theres only one thing that it matters , and thats .PO get upyou ll be late for work what ? . -2-PO家里po , get uphey po what are you doing up thereah . nothing .monkey mantis crane viper tigress , roarpo ,lets go , you re late for workcoming.sorry dadsorry doesntt make the noodlesand what are you doing up there , all that noiseoh nothing , just had a crazy dreamabout what ?uh ?what were you dreaming aboutwhat was I , ahhh, I was dreaming about uhhh noodles .noodles ? you were really dreaming about noodles?uh yeh , what else would I be dreaming about ? thank you.oh .careful that soup is . sharpoh . happy day. my son finally having the noodle dream you dont know how long I ve been waiting for this moment, this is a sign ,poahh .a sign of what?you are almost ready to be entrust with the secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup and then youll fulfill your destiny and take over the restaurant . just as I took it over from my father, who took it over from his father who won it from a friend in a game of Majiang.dad dad dad, it was just a dreamno , it was THE dreamWe are noodle folk, broth runs though our veinsbut dad , didnt you ever , I dont know ,wanna do something else ? something besides noodlesactually when I was young and crazy, I thought about running away and learning how to make tofuso why didnt youoh , because it was a stupid dream, can you imagine me making tofu . hahahahah. tofu . no , we all have our place in this world , mine is here ,and yours is .I know , is hereno, its at table 2,5,7and12 , service with a smile(sigh.)3-JADE PALACE-Well done, students, if you were trying to disappoint me, tigeress you need more ferocity , monkey quicker speed, crane hike,viper subtlety, mantis.master Shifu!what?ahhh , it.it.its master oogway , he wants to see you. -4-SACRED HALL OF WARRIOR-Master oogway, you summoned me , is something wrong?Why must something be wrong for me to want to see my old friend?so , nothing is wrong?Well, I didnt say that.youre saying.(oogway s breathing and puffing to blow out the candles one by one )you were saying.Ive had a vision , tailung will returnthat is impossible , hes in prisonnothing is impossiblezeng, fly to chor ghom prison , and tell them to double the guards, double the weapons, double everything , tailung does not leave that prisonyes . master shifuone often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid itwe have to do something, we cant just let him marching on the valley, and take his revenge . hell.hellyour mind is like this water , my friend, when it is agitated , it becomes difficult to see ,but if you allow it to settle , the answer becomes clearthe dragon scrollit is timebut who , who is worthy to be trusted with the secret to limitless power, to become the dragon warriorI dont know -5-PO家的面档-excuse me, excuse me, sorry .hey.watch it po.sorry .sorry . a dozen pardon .what , ohhh , master oogways choosing the dragon warrior , today.everyone ,everyone , go , get to the jade palace! one of the five is gonna get the dragon scroll , weve been waitin a thousand years for this , just ink the pole/bowl ? (不确定，谁听出来告诉我) . this is the greatest thing in kungfu history , dont worry about it , just gopo , where are you goingto the jade palacebut youre forgeting your noodle car! the whole valley will be there , and youll sell noodles to all of them. selling noodles ? But,dad.you know I was kinda thinking maybe I .yeh ?I was kinda thinking maybe Iuh huhcould also sell the bean buns, theyre.theyre about to go badthats my boy , I told you that dream was a sign ?yeh , heheh .glad I had it . -11-练功房-lets beginwait wait wait .whwhat ? now ?yes , now , unless you think great oogway was wrong , and you are not the dragon warriorohhh , ok , well , II dont know if I can do all of those . moves .heheheh well , if we dont try we will never know , will we ?ah . yeh . its just . maybe we can find something more suited to mylevel ?and what level is that ?well you know I I am not a master , but ahh .lets just start at zero , level zero ?hohoh.no , theres no such thing as level zerohey . maybe I can start with thatthat ? we use that for training children , and for propping the door opened when its hot, but if you insistohhhh , the furious five , youre so much bigger then your action figures , except for you, mantis, youre about the samego ahead , panda , show us what you can dohmm , are they gonna watch , or should I just wait untill they get back to work or somethinghit itok , yeh , I mean , I just ate , so im still digesting, so my kung fu might no be as good as later onjust hit it !alright .what you got , you got nothing coz I got it right here , youre picking on my friends, get ready to feel the thunder . the might of the crazy feet , what you gonna do about the cray feet , i mean . come on , I am blur , I am blur , youve never seen bear style , youve only seen pre-mantis , or monkey style , or imagine snaketie snakewould you hit it alright , alright .why dont you try again , a little harderhow is that . ah . oh. oh that hurtsthis will be easier than I thoughtI feel a little nauseous . wohohohoho my tenders .ahh ohhh.ah oh.how did I dothere is now a level zero -12-JADE PALACE外面路上-theres no words no denying thatI dont understand what master oogway was thinking , the poor guys just gonna get himself killedhe is so mighty , the dragon warrior fell out of the sky , on a ball of firewhen he walks the very ground shadesone would think that master oogway would choose someone who actually knew kung fuyeh . or could at least touch his toesor even see his toes 13-JADE PALACE的房间里ok . ah great .aowohhh heheh hi hi , you are upam now I was just eh , some day huhh , that kung fu stuffs hard work right , are you biceps sore?umIve had a long and and rahter disappointing day ,so eh , yeh I should probably get to sleep nowyeh yeh yeh of courseok , thanksits just hawwww man, im such a big fan , you guys were totally amazing at the battle of the weeping river , out numbered a thousand to one , but you didnt stop ,and then you just . ohhh sorry about thaterr . look, you dont belong hereahh . I know I know , youre right , I dont have , I just , my whole life , I dreamed .no no no I mean , you dont belong HERE , I mean , in this room , for this is my room , property of crane heh .oh . ok , right right , so , yeh , you want to get to sleepyehand Im keeping you up , we ve got big things tomorrow , alright , youre awesome , last thing Im gonna say , ok , byebyewhoa.what was that ?I didnt say anythingok , alright , and good night , sleep well . seem a little bit awkward . master tigeress , didnt mean to wake you , just .you dont belong hereahh yeh yeh of coz , this is your roomI mean , you dont belong in the jade palace , you are a disgrace to kung fu , and if you have any respect to who we are , and what we do , you will be gone by morningbig fan 14-JADE PALACE 外面PEACH TREE下I see you have found the sacret peach tree of heavenly wisdomohh is that what this is ? I am so sorry , I thought it was just a regular peach treeI understand , you eat when you are upsetupset , I am not upset , whywhywhywhat makes you think I am upsetso why are you upset ?ahhhI probably sucked more today than anyone in the history of kungfu, in the history of china, in the history of sucking probablyand the five , man , you should ve seen em , they totally hate metotallyhows shifu ever gonna turn me into the dragon warrior , I mean I am not like the five , Ive got no claws , no wings , no venom , even mantis has those . these , maybe I should just quit and go back to making noodlesquit , dont quit , noodles , dont noodles , you are too concern with what was and what will be . there is a saying , yestoday is history , tomorrow is a mystery , but today is a gift , that is why it is called present . 5-CHORGHOM PRISON-ohhh no whats happening ?clear up the stairs, go gofire prop bowfire . firetailung is free , I must warn shifuyou are not going nowhere , neither is helet go of mebring that up wait .bring it backhes going this wayhe wont get far, archerswe are dead , so very very deadhahah . not yet , were not . nowcan we run now .yesIm glad shifu sent you , I was begining to think I ve been forgotten . fly back there and tell them , the real dragon warrior is coming home -16-JADE PALACE的房间里-good morning master!panda , panda , wake up , heheheh . hes quit-17-JADE PALACE的广场上-what do we do now , master ? with the panda gone , who will be the dragon warrior ?all we can do is use more training and trust in time the true dragon warrior would be revealed .what are you doing here hahhi , good morning master , I thought I warm up a littleyoure stuckstuck ? no . what , stu hehe . nah, this is what Im gonna . yeh .I m stuckhelp himoh dear . and maybe on three , one two, three, hathank youdont metion itno really I appriciate .ever.hmmm . you actually thought you could learn to do a full split in one night ? it takes years to develope ones flexibility , and years longer to apply it in combat .ohhhput that down ! the only souvenirs we collect here are bloody knuckles and broken bonesyehhahahah excellent!lets get startedare you readyI was born ready ahh ohIm sorry brother I thought you said you were readythat was awesome ! lets go again !hmmm.I ve been taking it easy on you panda , but no more , your next opponent will be mealright yeh lets gostep forth . two pathes to victory is to find your opponents weakness , and make him suffered for itohhh yehto take his strength , and use it against him , untill he finally bows or quitsbut a real warrior never quits , dont worry master , I will never quit ! ahohif hes smart, he wont come back up those stepsbut he willhes not gonna quit, is he?hes not gonna quit bouncing, Ill tell you that. heheheh . -18-JADE PALACE的房间里-I thought you said acupuncture would make me fell bettertrust me it will , it s just not easy finding the right nerve points under all these ffat ?fur, I was gonna say fursure you werewho am I here to judge a warrior based on his size , I mean , look at me , Im over hereahhhmaybe you should take a look at this againohokaohh stop it hahahah I know master shifu was trying to inspire me and all ,but if I didnt know any better, Id say hes tring to get rid of me , hehehehheheheI know he can seem kind of heartless , but you know he wasnt always like thatacording to legend , there was once a time when master shifu actually used to smilenoyesbut that was beforebefore what ?before tailungahhyehwere not really suppposed to talk about himwell ,if hes going to stay here , he should knowguys guys , I know about tailung , he was a student , the first ever to master the thousand scrolls of kung fu, and then he turned bad , and then was in jailhe wasnt just a student, shifu found him as a cub, and he raised him as a son . and when the boy showed talent in kung fu , shifu trained him , he believed in him . he told him he was destined for greatness. it was never enough for tailung . he wanted the dragon scroll, but oogway saw darkness in his heart and refused . outraged , tailung laid waste to the valley . he tried to take the scroll by force, and shifu had to destroy what he had created ,but how could he ? shifu loved tailung like he had never loved anyone before , or since . and now he has a chance to make things right, to train the true dragon warrior , and hes stuck with you , a big fat panda , who treats it like a joke, ohthat is it !wait , my fault , I accidentally treated his facial nerve and may have also stopped his heart 19-SHIFU的房间-inner peace . inner peace .inner inininininner peace .would whoevers making that flapping sound , quiet down . .inner （要说师傅的耳朵还是做得很灵活的）ahohhhh, zeng ,excellent, haha, I could use some good news right nowah-20-JADE PALACE 外面PEACH TREE下-master , master .hmm ?II haveits a ahits very bad newsah.shifu. there is just news , there is no good or badmaster , your vision , your vision was right ! tailung has broken out of prison , hes on his waythat is bad news , if you do not believe that the dragon warrior can stop himthe panda ? master , that panda is not the dragon warrior , he wasnt even meant to be here , it was an accident!there are no accidentsyes I know , youve said that already, twicewell, that was no accident eitherthricemy old friend , the panda will never fulfill his destiny know you yours , until you let go of the illusion of controlillusion?yes , look at this tree , shifu , I can not make it boloosm when it suits me , nor make it bear fruits before its timebut there are things we can control , I can control when the fruit will fall , and I can control where to plan the seed , haiya that is no illusion masterahh yes . but no matter what you do, that seed will grow to be a peach tree , you may wish for an apple or an orange , but you will get a peachbut a peach can not defeat tailungmaybe it can if you are willing to guide it , to nurture it , to believe in itbut how , how , I need your help , masterno , you just need to believe . promise me shifu ,promise me you will believeII will tryhmmm . good , my time has come , you must continue your journey without mewhatwhatwhatwhat are you wait . master . you cant leave meyou must believemaster 21-JADE PALACE的房间里I am not scared , yeh , coz I am like fine , you maybe a wolf , you maybe the scarest fiend in hujian province ,but you are a lousy tipperreally ?so how did you get outta there alive ?I meant I didnt I didnt actually say that , but I thought it .in. in my mind . if he could read my mind hed have been like what !what ?do you like it ?this is really goodnow , come on , you should try my dads secret ingredient soup , he actually knows the secret ingredientwhat are you talking about , this is amazingwhoa you are a really good cookI wish my mouth was biggertigeres , youve got to try thishmmm, it is said that the dragon can survive for a month at the time on nothing but the dew of a single ginko leaf and the energy of the universeI guess my body doesnt know its the dragon warrior yet .heheh Im gonna need a lot more than dew and the universe juice . what ?oh nothing . master shifuhahahahahahyou will never be the dragon warrior unless you lose 500 ponds and brush your teethhahahahwhat is that noise you are making ? laughter ? I never heard of it . work hard panda , and maybe someday you will have ears like mine !hahahthats goodohears ? its not working for ya ? I thought they were pretty good .its shifuof coz its shifu , what do think I am doing ooooomaster shifu.ahhehehehehdo you think this is funny ? tailung has escaped from prison , and you are acting like children !what ?he is coming for the dragon scroll , and you are the only one who can stop himhahahah and here i am saying you got no sense of humor, Im gonna sstop him? what ? you serious ? and I have to no master oogway will stop