AQ歪传.doc

AQ歪传剧本Q:Hello，everyone，I am very famous. My name is QQ,people call me A-Q. I am very famous,I love my job very much.You know I am a worker.but I hate my boss.He says is a foreigner, but I dont belive it.Hey,master!M:A-Q,you know tomorrow is my fathers birthday.Q:Oh,your fathers birtjday? How old is your father?M:He is dead!Q:Oh,heQ:Oh, I am so sorry,I am sorry ,sorry to hear that.Q:But when did your father die?M:Two years before I was born.Q: Two years before you were born?M:So, tomorrow,AQ, you should work harder.Q:Of course,of course I will work harder.Q:But masterI just want some more money.M:You want some more money?Q:Yes,I want some money, master.M: (抽)Tell you,no way! No way!Q: (哭) No way?M:But I can find somebody to help you.Q:Somebody to help me? Who?M: Wuma,come here. Wuma be quike! AQ!This is Wuma.M:Wuma,now you just work together with AQ. AQAQAQ(抽)Q:Master!M:This is Wuma. (Q:yes,I know.)M:From now on you just work together with her.Q:No problem.M:Do remember,do not do anything wrong to her.Or I will kill you.M:Its ten oclock. I just want to go to buy one animals to eat.Q:Oh,animal to eat.M:Remember,I will be back,do not do anything wrong to her.Q：Of course not, take it easy. (M离开)Q：EnWumaWuma Wuma, Wuma whats your name?WumaW：My name is wuma.Q:Wuma,how many husbands do you have?W: Only one.Q:Oh, she says only one!En.how old is he?W:（哭） He is deadQ: He is dead!I am very glad to hear that. Wuma.wuma.you know my name is QQ,people call me AQ.You know,I have a large house. I have a large house,you know? I make money everyday ,a lot of money.W:So you have a lot of wives?Q: a lot of wives! Hehehe .i dont have any wives.But I have two dogs, and three cats and four monkeys.W: Are they beautiful?Q: Of course they are very beautiful.But you are more beautiful than animals.I am sorry ,I mean animal are more beautiful than you. I am sorry ,I mean you are as beautiful as animals.Wuma.wumaTo be frank,to tell you the teurh,actually in my heart, in fact.i just want you to marry me.Wuma I just want you to be my wife. Wuma, I just want to sleep with you.W:What?what did you say?Q: Wuma, I just want to sleep with you.W:Wolf ,wolf ,no,no,policeman, policeman.P:Where is the wolf?W:its here!P:Its AQ,he is not a wolf,dont care about it.P:Beautiful woman! May I know you name?W: My name is Wuma,people call me wuma.P:Oh, Wuma,how many husbands do you have?W: Only one.P: Only one. how old is he?W:（哭） He is deadP:Wuma,I just want you to be my wife NO.6. To be my wife NO.6.PQ: Wuma ,Wuma ,Wuma, Wuma(Wuma离开)P：AQ，WUMA is very beautiful, right?Q: yes.she is very beautiful.Q:Oh ,master.M:What did you do to Wuma?Q:I did nothing!M:Stop! Wuma,come here!P:Nice to meet you!M:Wuma,coffice,cofficeP:A delicious coffice! Beautiful woman!M:Lets cheers!P: I have something to say(what).ten thousand!(摸出钱)M：What do you mean ?P:I want Wuma.Q:Ah? You want wuma? Master!M:My dear sir, you know, tomorrow is my fathers birthday. I need her to work for me.P:I know ,I know! One million.Q：One million？P:I want Wuma.P：I want Wuma.Q: I want Wuma.Master 推开QM：My dear sir, you know, tomorrow is my fathers birthday. I need her to work for me.P:I know ,I know! I want Wuma.M: Wuma is yours!P: A! thank you!.哎哟，Wuma ,you know,I am a good person, I am really very good. EN ,you see,I am good. Hehehe (Wu ma撒钱)P: Shit ! I will kill you.(摸枪)Q：（唱）我手执钢鞭将你打。 （转圈）Master!P: Wuma, if you dont go with me,I will kill you at once.W:noQ:You cant hurt her.P:En,A,diu!Q：EN,A,I am hurt , I am dying WuMa .But before I die, I will drow a picture for you. Wait a moment.Q: Master ,this is my last request.(Q哭中)Q:Master,I just want a big piece of paper. Be quick!倒下W: Q ,are you all right?Q: wu ma, you know I am not a wolfW: I know , I kown !Q: Wu ma ,you know I love you very much! Wu ma, I just want you to be my wife,OK?W:OK,I will be your wife.Q:But wu ma ,you know ,I am very pour. W: I dont care , I dont care! Q：Wu ma 咳嗽两声P: Ah , this is a big pen.M: Ah,this is small paper.and ,this is large paper ,here you are. Q:A big pen ,OK. I will drow a picture for Wu ma.P.M: 1,2,3.Q: Wu ma ,this is the only picture for you, Wu ma I am dying ,Wu ma!(咳嗽，倒下)Wu ma去看Q，P去查看Q的鼻息.P: AQ is dead. M: Ha , he is dead. P: he is dead . M: he is dead.P: So Wuma,you just go wit