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mary and max 一生的朋友You shouldnt ever weigh more than your refrigerator, and to never eat anything bigger than your head. 你永远不应该比你的电冰箱重，也永远不应该吃比你脑袋大的东西。Romance and love was a mysterious language he阴d given up on, if only it低s how a toaster works or an explanation of chaos theory, if only there was a mathematical equation for love. 浪漫和爱情是一门他早已放弃的高深语言，如果它们是面包机的工作原理，或者是宇宙混沌理论，或者是像数学一样有方程式就好了。The reason I forgive you is because you are not perfect. You are imperfect, and so am I. All humans are imperfect, even the man outside my apartment who litters. 我原谅你，是因为你并不完美，你是不完美的，我也是，所有人都是不完美的 ，即使是在我公寓外乱丢垃圾的人。 When I received your book,the emotions inside my brain felt like they were in a tumble dryer smashing into each other.当我收到你的书时，内心的情绪翻江倒海，百感交集。The hurt felt like when I accidentally stapled my lips together.心痛得就像我不小心把自己的嘴唇钉在一起一样。When I was young,I wanted to be anybody but myself.小时候，我想做不一样的自己。Dr Bernard Hazelhof said if I was on a desert island then I would have to ger used to my own company-just me and the coconuts伯纳德医生说如果我在一座孤岛上那我必须习惯孤独。只有我和椰子树。He said I would have to accept myself,my warts(缺陷) and all,and that we dont get to choose our warts.They are a part of us and we have to live with them.We can, however,choose our friends and I am glad I have chosen you.Dr Bernard Hazelhof also said that everyones lives are like a very long sidewalk.Some are well paved.Others,like mine,have cracks,banana skins and cigarette butts.每个人的人生都是一条漫长的人行道。有些人走的是金光大道，其他人，就像我一样，路上有裂缝，香蕉皮和烟屁股。Your sidewalk is like mine but probably not as many cracks.你的人行道和我的相似但可能没有这么多裂痕。Hopefully，one day our sidewalks will meet and we can share a can of condensed milk.希望有一天，我们的人行道能相交，我们共同分享一罐炼乳。You are my best friend. You are my only friend.你是我最好的朋友，你是我唯一的朋友。Mary，you have to realise y-you are not a magic beauty cream you can smooth on the world to rid it of its wrinkles.玛丽，你必须认识到你你不是魔法美容霜涂抹世界就能祛除世界的褶皱。Flirting was as foreign to him as jogging.调情和慢跑一样与他无缘。and fish smoke them and become nicotine dependent.鱼类就会吸烟，变得依赖尼古丁。Also,fish do not have pockets to keep cigarette lighters in.而且鱼类没有装打火机的口袋。I find humans intersting but I have trouble understanding them. 我觉得人类很有趣，但我无法理解他们。Recipes are like mathematical equations.食谱就像数学等式。Dr Bernard Hazelhof told me you should never weigh more than your refrigerator and to never eatr anything bigger than your head.伯纳德医生说，体重不能超过冰箱，食物大小不能超过脑袋。I cannot understand how being honest can beimproper.我无法理解为什么诚实也会不合时宜。She said its when two people go nuddy and rub on each other to make babies(Squeaking) and bake babies in their stomachs for 2 years till they spurt out their vag-eye-ners with blood and tinned spaghetti.It was as forgein to him as scuba diving.Romance and love was a mysterious language hed given up on.But love was not like Maxs Rubiks Cube.It could not be solved.爱就像轻便潜水一样与他无缘，浪漫和爱情是他早就放弃的神秘现象。爱情不像马克思的魔方，根本无解。Its logic was as foreign to him as.as a salad sandwich. 爱的逻辑跟沙拉三文治一样陌生。He told Max that true friendship is seen through the heart,not through the eyes,真正的友谊要用心感受，而不是通过双眼的。I do not feel disabled,defective or I need to be cured. I like being an Aspie.It would be like trying to change the colour of my eyes.我并不觉得自己有残疾有缺陷，需要治疗。我喜欢做艾斯派。它早已深入我的本性。I have also invented some new words-confuzzled,which is being confused and puzzled at the same time,snirt,which is a cross between snow and dirt,smushables,which are squashed groceries you find at the bottom of the bag.我还发明了一些新词语，“困茫”，是指同时感到困惑茫然，“雪泥”，是指雪与污泥的混合物，“碎食”，是指袋子下面被压碎的食物。Humans were endlessly illogical.人类是如此不合逻辑。Why did they throw out food when there were children starving in India?为什么印度儿童在饿肚子，他们却还在浪费粮食？Why did they clear the rainforests when they needed the oxygen?为什么明明需要氧气，他们却还在砍伐热带雨林？And why did they create bus timetables when they never ran on time?为什么公车永远晃点，他们却还要制定时刻表？He agreed with his favourite physicist that there are only two things infinite-the universe and mans stupidity.他同意他最喜欢的物理学家的说法，世间唯有两件事物有限：宇宙和人类的愚蠢。Love y