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Kathleen: Who is it?Joe: Its Joe Fox. Kathleen: What are you doing here?Joe: Uh, may I please come up?Kathleen: No, I dont, no, I dont really think that that is a good idea. I have a terrible cold. Can you hear that?Joe: Yeah.Kathleen: Listen, Im sniffling, and Im not really awake and Im taking eccinechia and vitamin C and sleeping practically 24 hours a day. I have a temperature and I think Im contagious so I would really appreciate it if you would just go away.Joe: Kathleen.Kathleen: Uh, uh. Just a second. Yes, uh, just a second.Joe: Hello!Kathleen: Hello. What are you doing here?Joe:I heard you were sick and I was worried and I wanted to make sure.Kathleen: What?Joe: Is there somebody here?Kathleen: No. Oh, its the Home Shopping Network.Joe: Oh, do you buy any of those little porcelain dolls? Kathleen: I was thinking about it. Hey, you put me out of business.Joe: Uh, yes, I did.Kathleen: Did you come to gloat?Joe: No.Kathleen: To offer me a job? Joe: I would never Kathleen: Because I have plans, I have plenty of offers, you know? I got offered a job by Joe: By my former?Kathleen: Oh, Yeah, actually by Oh, your former?Joe: We broke up.Kathleen: Thats too had, you were so perfect for each other. Oh, I dont mean to say things like that. No matter what youve done to me, theres no excuse for my saying anything like that, but every time I see you Joe: Things like that just fly out of your mouth?Kathleen: Yes.Joe: I brought you flowers.Kathleen: Oh, thank you.Joe: Why dont I just put these in some water? And, hey, youre sick, you should sit down.Kathleen: All right.Joe: Okay, I need a vase, a vase.Kathleen: Above the refrigerator.Joe: Here it is. Hey, George says hello by the way.Kathleen: Oh.Joe: Hes the one who told me you were sick.Kathleen: Hows George?Joe: Great! Really great! Hes revolutionizing the place. So you cant work in his department unless you have a P. H. D. in childrens literature.Kathleen: I love daisies.Joe: You told me.Kathleen: Theyre so friendly. Dont you think daisies are the friendliest flower.Joe: I do.Kathleen: When did you break up? Joe: A couple of weeks ago.Kathleen: Everyone is breaking up, you, me, this other person I know broke up with someone in an elevator, or just after it, or just outside it, or they got stuck. I I When I saw you at the coffee place I was waiting for him and I was Joe: Charming.Kathleen: Was not charming.Joe: Well look charming. Tea?Kathleen: Yes. I was I was upset and horrible.Joe: Honey?Kathleen: Yes.Joe: I was the horrible one.Kathleen: Well, thats true, but I have no excuse.Joe:Oh, I see. I see what youre saying. Thats interesting, whereas I am a horrible person therefore I have no choice but to be horrible. Thats what youre saying. But thats alright. Thats alright. I put you out of business so youre entitled to heat me.Kathleen: I dont hate you.Joe: But youll never forgive me, just like Elizabeth.Kathleen: Who?Joe: Elizabeth Bennet in “Pride and Prejudice ”. She was too proud.Kathleen: What? I thought you hate “Pride and Prejudice”.Joe: Or was she too prejudice and Mr. Darcy is too proud? Well, I cant remember. It wasnt personal.Kathleen: What is that supposed to be? Im so sick of that. All that means is that it wasnt personal to you, but it was personal to me, its personal to a lot of people. I mean, whats so wrong with being personal anyway?Joe: Uhh, nothing.Kathleen: Because whatever else anything is, it ought to begin by being personal. My heads starting to get fuzzy. Uhh, why did you stop by again, I forget.Joe: I wanted to be your friend.Kathleen: Oh.Joe: I knew it wasnt possible. What can I say, sometimes a guy just wants the impossible. Can I ask you a question?Kathleen: What?Joe: What happened with that guy at the caf?Kathleen: Nothing.Joe: But youre crazy about him.Kathleen: Yes, I am.Joe: Well, why dont you run off with him. What are you waiting for?Kathleen: I dont actually know him.Joe: Really?Kathleen: I only know him through the youre not going to believe this.Joe: Oh, let me guess, through the Internet?Kathleen: Yes.Joe: Hmmm, youve got mail.Kathleen: Yes.Joe: Those are very powerful words.Kathleen: Yes.Joe: Well, Im happy for him, although, could I just make a little suggestion?Kathleen: What?Joe: I think you should meet him. No, no, wait, wait, I take that back. Why would you wanna meet somebody youre crazy about?Kathleen: Hey, I hardly think I need to take advice from a person whoJoe: No, I can see that I bring out the worst in you. Let me just help you to not say something youre just going to torture yourself about for years to come. I hope you feel better soon. Itd be a shame to miss New York in the spring.Kathleen: Thank you for the daises.注释sniffle v. 抽鼻涕contagious adj. 传染性的，会传染的porcelain n. 瓷器， adj. 瓷制的gloat v. 心满意足，幸灾乐祸地注视daisy n. 雏菊entitled adj. 有资格的prejudice n. 偏见，成见，损害 v. 损害stop byv.顺便访问torture及物动词折磨；使痛苦。凯瑟琳： 是谁？乔： 我是乔弗斯。凯瑟琳： 你在这做什么？乔： 我能上来吗？凯瑟琳： 不，不，不行。我生病了，你听到了吗？乔： 听到了。凯瑟琳： 你听，我在抽泣，因为吃了些感冒药和维他命C，我几乎要睡上一天。我正在量体温，我的病可能会传染的，如果你能离开，我将不胜感激。乔： 凯瑟琳。凯瑟琳： 哦，等一下，哦，等一下。乔： 嗨！凯瑟琳： 嗨！你来做什么？乔： 听说你病了，我有点担心，我只想证实一下。凯瑟琳： 什么？乔： 有人在里面吗？凯瑟琳： 没有，是家庭网上购物。乔： 哦，有没有买那些瓷娃娃？凯瑟琳： 想过。嗨，你把我的生意搞垮了。乔： 是的。凯瑟琳： 你是来看我笑话的吧？乔： 不是。凯瑟琳： 还是给我份工作呢？乔： 我从不凯瑟琳： 我有我的计划，有许可多工作，知道吗？其中之一是你的乔： 我的前任女朋友？凯瑟琳： 哦，是的，实际是你的前任女朋友？乔： 我们分手了。凯瑟琳： 太糟了，你们很般配呢。哦，我不是那个意思。无论你怎样对我，我都不应该那样说的。但每次见到你就会乔： 那些话会不假思索地说出来吗？凯瑟琳： 会的。乔： 送你的花。凯瑟琳： 哦，谢谢。乔： 为什么不把这些花放在水里呢？嗨，你是病人，应该坐下。凯瑟琳： 好的。乔： 好了。我需要个花瓶，花瓶。凯瑟琳： 在冰箱上面。乔： 找到了。嗨，乔治向你问好。凯瑟琳： 哦。乔： 是他告诉我你病了。凯瑟琳： 乔治好吗？乔： 很好，非常的好。他在搞改革，如果你不是儿童文学方面的博士，你就不能在他的部门工作。凯瑟琳： 我喜欢雏菊。乔： 你告诉过我。凯瑟琳： 它们多么友善啊。你不认为雏菊是代表友善的花吗？乔： 是的。凯瑟琳： 你们什么时候分手的？乔： 几个星期前。凯瑟琳： 所有人都在分手。你，我，还有一个我认识的人在电梯里和爱人分手，或是之后，或是在外面，他们被困在电梯里了。当我在咖啡店见到你时，我正在等他，我当时很乔： 可爱。 凯瑟琳： 不是可爱。乔： 你看起来很可爱的，要茶吗？凯瑟琳： 我很难过，也很讨厌。乔： 要蜂蜜吗？凯瑟琳： 好的。乔： 我才很讨厌。凯瑟琳： 我知道，你是的，但我不会为此道歉。乔： 我明白了。我明白你的意思了。很有趣，因为我是个讨厌的人，所以我别无选择，只能做个讨厌鬼了。