孔雀东南飞(英语剧本).doc

孔雀东南飞人物列表： 刘兰芝 (L) 焦仲卿(J) 焦母(JM)刘 母(LM) 太守之子(MS) 强盗(C)小组成员： 第一幕J:（J作被打状跑上台，内砸出一卷纸筒，J被打中，狼狈不堪）：Everybody says that Im nenpecked but in fact, Im as strong as a tiger,(小声)While my wife is WuSong(指着上台处的门大声道)Im not afraid of you!(内砸出一脸盆，J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,Im afarid of whom? My wife lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood. She is braver than me, smarter than me and stronger than me. An this I do not care. I only want her to tender than me. But she is not! Having a wife like this is just likes living in the hell!(内又砸出一卷纸筒，击中J).My God! Who can help me?（F）焦母：I can! Lunch! Lunch! Where are you?兰芝：Im here! Whats up, mum?焦母：Ive told you again and again that you should call me my most beautiful, graceful and deavest mother-in-law兰芝：Ok, my most beautiful, graceful and deavest mother-in-law, Whats up!焦母：Since you married my son, you have behaved so badly, You have been so rude so brusque ,so lazy.兰芝：But.焦母：Never interrupt me!兰芝：Never interrupt me too! Since I married your son ,that terrible Johnny. I have been working hard all day long, cooking and washing . I have raise tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken, and焦母：But all those you have done arent as valuable as a grandson!兰芝：(生气地挥动着锅铲)：Oh, you want a grandson, dont you(开始解围裙)Go and ask your son. Im leaving(扯下围裙扔在焦母脸上).焦母：Impudicity. Come back! Come back.第二幕(刘母坐在台上打毛线，兰芝拿着铁锅上)兰芝:Mum, Im back!刘母：you are back？Why? What happened?兰芝：I was kicked out by my most beautiful, graceful and dearvest mother-in-law.刘母:(惊讶，但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情)：see！I have already told you! When you msisted on manrying that terrible Johnny, I told you that heisugly stupid and poor, but you didnt listen to me . Look at yourselfL: But, mum LM: Never interrupt me!L: Mum, Im not interrupting you .I just want to tell you that you are always right. Ok? And Ill marry whomever you want me to.LM: (大喜)Pretty girl! Just now, I met the mayors son in the market. He said:“If your daughter havent been married, I really want to marry her!”LM: Now LanZhi is free again, Ill go and tell him.(下)（刘母来到太子府，知道太守之子）第四幕LM: You good luck is coming, My daughter LanZhi now is at home And she would marry to you. MS: How nice it is? Oh, thank you ever so much. Thank you very much for everything you have done for me.LM:I believe you, Go a head.第五幕LM: the mayors son wamtea to marry to you. I had agreed.L(惊讶)what? The mayors son? The most famous play bod in the neighbor-hood?(手中的锅铲掉在地上)what a silly thing I have done!(下)第六幕（J睡眼惺忪着上了场）J（边走边道）：Lunch! Lunch! Where are my socks? （走了几步，在地上捡起了袜子）Here you are!（闻一下）Er! How smelly! They are still dirty!（突然想起来）Lunch has gone! I have to wash them myself.（沮丧地）（他的肚子似乎咕咕地叫了起来）Oh, Im so hungry! But theres no breakfast.（捡起了地上的围裙）This is what lunch always wears! I miss her so much, and her excellent cooking skill! Now she has gone. I have to cook for my mother and myself.JM（可怜地拄着拐杖走上场）：Wheres my breakfast? Where is my lunch? Hasnt she got up yet?J: Mum, cant you remember? Lunch has gone!JM（沉吟片刻）:Well! To tell you the truth of Johnny, a son without a wife is useless. Lunch is a nice girl, go and take her back!J（立正敬礼）：Yes, madam!第七幕（J开心地走着，忽然跳出三个强盗）A: Hey you! Stop and listen to me. The road is built by me. （抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上）B：And I planted one tree! （亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上，再次跺脚）C: If you want to go by this street, give me all your money!J（搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出一毛硬币）：Is 1 mao enough?（三个强盗做出晕倒状，接着三人聚集在一起商量）A: What bad luck! This gun is broken!B：If I cant rob any money today, I will have nothing to eat tonight!C: I heard that the mayors son is going to marry Miss Liu Lan Zhi next month. Maybe I can go and rob the wedding! （强盗因想到了办法，很高兴的样子）J（惊讶）:What? What? lunch is going to get married? Its impossible!ABC: Why? A pretty girl and a rich man, what a good couple!J: But Lunch is my wife! We havent got divorled yet! （突然有了主意）Ive got an idea! You are going to rob the wedding, dont you? Ill go with you. You take the money and take the bride.B: Have you got any experience?J: No, But Ive got this! （脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，写着 $1000,000）第八幕（转眼已经到了婚礼之期，MS意气风发用了红绸牵着新娘上场，L盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上了台）（J和三个强盗跃至台中）ABCJ: Hey you! Stop and listen to us! The road is build by me, and I planted one tree. If you want to go by this street. Giving us all your money! （L听到J的声音，掀起盖头）L（惊喜万分）：Johnney! （不顾一切地飞奔到J的身边并躲到了他的身后）MS: Lunch, come back. I love you what I can say!L（不屑一顾）：No, I love my husband!（MS大怒，挥拳向J打来，J摇身一躲，M