高老庄英语剧本-最新版本.doc

An English play-Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King背景：孙悟空和唐僧出场，前边站着一对老夫妻在哭泣。悟空：师傅，是不是太累了？休息一下再走吧。Master, are you tired? Lets have a rest.唐僧：没关系，前面不远就有人家了，到了那里再休息吧。I am fine. Lets have a rest later.Look! There is a house over there.悟空仔细地搀扶唐僧继续行走，同时另一边老头、老妈、小媳妇出场。小媳妇（做哭状）：爹、妈，我Daddy, mommy, I, I 老头：女儿，快走吧，不然那猪精来了，就走不了了。Honey, hurry up. The spirit is coming soon.小媳妇走几步又回头跑回老妈的怀里，抱头痛哭。老头在一边叹息，擦泪。唐僧、悟空走到他们面前。悟空：师傅，到了。Master, here we are.唐僧（走到老头面前行礼，悟空看见了正在哭的母女俩，觉得奇怪，上下打量）：老施主，我是从东土大唐前往西天取经的和尚，想借贵地休息一晚，不知方便否？Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east. Can we stay over here tonight?老头（做哽咽状）：哦，是东土大唐来的高僧啊，可以可以。（别过脸去继续哭泣）Oh, you are the monk from the east.Sure. Sure, come in, please 唐僧正在奇怪，老妈闻声抬起头，仔细打量唐僧，突然扑到唐僧面前。老妈：高僧啊，你可要救救我的女儿，救救我们一家啊。Master, please save my daughter, save my family唐僧：老施主休要伤心，有什么事慢慢说。Dont be sad, madam. Take it easy.What happened?老头：高僧有所不知，我们这里有一只猪精，今天要来跟我女儿成亲，大家都斗不过它，现在正准备把女儿送出去逃避Master, there is a spirit here. He wants to marry my daughter tonight.We are all afraid of him.唐僧：施主莫怕，我这徒弟功夫高强，也许他能帮上你们。Calm down, sir. My apprentice has great kung fu. Maybe, he can help you.悟空：噢，有这么厉害的妖怪？我倒要会他一会。待会你们只管躲起来，外面发生什么事，都不用管。What? Is the spirit really so strong? Id like to see how great he is.All of you just stay inside. Dont come out no matter what happens.这时起了风声（音乐），老头一家吓得站起来混身发抖。小媳妇吓得直往老妈怀里钻。悟空镇定地举手示意，让师傅及老头一家人躲到房间里面去。自己也手搭凉篷看了看，便不慌不忙地也躲在了门后，露出一段红袖子。（悟空换上小娘子面具）猪八戒大笑着耀武扬威地走上场来，嘴里大喊：小娘子，我来了。Darling, here I am.站在台上停一下，见没有动静，觉得奇怪，往房屋里看去，见露出一段红袖子，高兴地一拍手掌。八戒：小娘子还害羞呢，不敢出来见老猪吗？来，来，来，我们就要是夫妻了，还害什么羞呀！。Darling, dont be so shy! Please come to me.Come on, we will be a couple.猪八戒跑上去轻轻拉住红袖子，把小娘子拖了出来，小娘子作出害羞的样子，有时又做出猴子的模样。八戒：小娘子，不用怕，我虽然长得丑，但本领高强，一定会让你过上好日子的。Darling, dont be afraid. Although I am ugly, I am so powerful.I am sure that I can make you happy.小娘子笑着点头，抓耳挠腮。八戒：小娘子，你高兴的时候干嘛要像猴子一样？Darling, why do you look like a monkey ?小娘子：我一高兴就觉得痒，所以就抓一抓。When I am happy, I always tickle.八戒：高兴就好，高兴就好。我们快入洞房吧。Fine, lets go to the bedroom.八戒拉住小娘子就往房子里面钻。小娘子作出动脑筋的样子，又把八戒拉回来。八戒：哇，小娘子，你好大的力气啊，干嘛把我拉出来啊？Darling. Why are you so powerful?小娘子：夫君，你这模样进去会吓着我的父母的，还是去你家里吧。Honey, your appearance will frighten my parents.Wed better go to your home.八戒：去我家？那太好了，我们这就走吧。Go to my house？OK. thats a great idea.Lets go.两人走了几步，小女子做出腿疼摔了一下的样子，八戒忙扶起她，作出痛惜的样子。小女子：我一个弱女子，哪里能走这么远？夫君背我吧。I cannot walk any further. Can you carry me on your back?八戒：背你？好，好，来。Carry you on my back? All right. Come on.八戒把小女子背上：娘子，我们这就出发了。Darling, Lets go.小女子（在八戒头上一点）：走吧，呆子。Okay. Lets go.音乐响起(直到八戒摔倒)。八戒在台上走一圈，做出越走越慢，越走越累的样子。小女子在他背上抓耳挠腮，非常高兴。八戒：小娘子，你怎么这么重啊？Darling, why are you so heavy?继续艰难地走。小女子得意地在背上笑。八戒体力不支，一跤摔倒，小女子倒地之后，灵活地越上台上的假山，大笑，做出猴子笑看八戒的样子。八戒听到女子的笑声，很生气。做出要打小娘子的样子。悟空大笑：呆子，看看我是谁！（悟空换上猴子面具）You Silly! Look at me. Who am I?八戒一看，吓得跳起来：齐天大圣，我的妈呀。My god! You are Mahatma!八戒转身想跑，被悟空拦住，两人打了起来，八戒不是对手，被悟空压住，不能动弹。悟空：呆子，你可还敢在这里害人不成？You silly! Dare you harm others any more?八戒：不敢了，不敢了。 我在这里等唐僧。No, I dare not!随即大叫，师傅，救命，救命Master, help me, help me.唐僧出场，很吃惊，问悟空唐僧：徒儿，这是怎么回事？Wukong, whats happened?悟空：师傅，这是观世音菩萨特意让他在此等候陪您上西天取经的。Master, he will accompany you to the west at Guanyins behest.唐僧：哦，多谢观世音菩萨，赐你法名为八戒。I see! Thank Guanyin! Now I name you Bajie.八戒：谢谢师傅（站了起来）。Thank you, my master!唐僧：徒儿们，我们上路吧。（八戒还