高考英语 维“升”素21 语言幽默.doc

高考维“升”素21语言幽默（时间：25分钟 分值：46分）维a 完形填空(每题1.5分，满分30分)选材网站：http：/高考曾用材料：2010陕西卷完形填空选材相似度：设题相似度：难度系数：the nurse approached him，smiling.“the labor is going great，” she said.“wouldnt you like to come in？”“oh，no.” the man shook his _1_.the nurse _2_ the mothers side，and the labor progressed _3_.as the birth neared，the nurse returned to the man，now _4_ frantically in the hall.“shes doing so well，” she _5_ him.“wouldnt you like to at least come in and see her？”the man seemed to _6_ slightly，then shook his head again.“no，no，i couldnt do that.” he jingled car keys in his sweaty _7_ and restarted his pacing.the nurse went back into the _8_ and coached moms great efforts in pushing the baby into the _9_.as the babys head began to appear，the nurse raced to the hall，_10_ the man by his elbow，and _11_ him to the bedside saying，“you have got to see this！”at that very moment，the baby boy was born _12_ placed on the stomach of the mother whose happy smile _13_ through her tears.the man began to _14_ openly.turning to the nurse，he sobbed.“you were right! this is the greatest _15_ in my life！”by now，the nurse，too，was _16_.she put her arms around him，and he rested his _17_ on her shoulder.she said，“no one should _18_ the birth of their son.”“this isnt my son，” the man sobbed.“this isnt _19_ my wife.ive never seen her before in my life.i was just bringing the car _20_ to my fellow across the hall！”notes：frantically adv.烦躁地jingle vt.使发出叮当声【语篇解读】 本文是一篇幽默故事。一位母亲正在产房生产，男子在门外徘徊。护士跑出来叫男子进产房，可是男子一次次拒绝进入。当孩子出生时，护士再也忍不住了，把男子拖进产房。可是男子告诉护士，他不是孩子的父亲，那女子也不是自己的妻子，他是来医院给同事送车钥匙的。1a.hand bhead carm dbody答案b联系空前的“oh，no.”可知，对于护士的要求， 男子摇头拒绝了。2a.approached breturned to cexamined dstood by答案b联系下文可知，护士离开产妇来找男子，让他到产房内，因此在男子拒绝后她又回到产妇身边。3a.smoothly bquickly ccarefully dlately答案a联系下文的“shes doing so well”可知，产妇这边的进展很顺利。4a.waiting bpacing clying dsleeping答案b联系下文可知，男子一直在大厅里等着，现在他变得很烦躁，因此他在大厅里来回走着。a有一定的干扰性，联系下文的“restarted his pacing”可以排除a。5a.warned bgreeted cexamined dassured答案d空前的“shes doing so well”是护士安慰男子的话，因此说她想让他放心，即assured him。6a.smile bwait chesitate dsuffer答案c联系空后的“slightly”可知，当护士让男子进入房间的时候，他对是否进去稍微犹豫了一下。7a.pocket bpalm cleg dface答案b空前的“jingled car keys”的意思是“晃动车钥匙，使之发出叮当声”，因此此时车钥匙应是在他的掌心。8a.room bhall coffice dhouse答案a联系空前的“the nurse went back into”以及空后的“coached moms great efforts”可知，护士又跑回了房间。9a.world bbed carms dpool答案a联系空前的“pushing the baby into”可知，这位妇女在生小孩，因此说护士帮助她努力把孩子带到这个世界。10a.shook bcongratulated cgrabbed dwelcomed答案c联系空后的“by his elbow”可知，此时护士着急了，她一把抓住男子的胳膊，拉他进入屋内。11a.helped bled cmoved ddragged答案d联系上文的“grabbed the man by his elbow”可知，护士抓住他的胳膊，因此此处用dragged表达了护士的着急，也表达了不等男子说话，他就被拖进屋内的情形。12a.so band cbut dor答案b“was born”与“(was) placed on the stomach of the mother”为并列关系，因此用and 。13a.shone bhid cgot dwent答案a联系空前的“happy smile”和空后的“through her tears”可知，她的泪水中闪耀着幸福的微笑。14a.laugh bsmile ccry dsob答案d联系下文的“turning to the nurse，he sobbed.”可知，男子不是笑了，而是哭了。15a.day bplace cmoment dbaby答案c联系上下文可知，男子也觉得孩子的出生是他一生中最伟大的时刻。16a.happy bmoved ctearful dinterested答案c联系上下文可知，护士也泪流满面。b有一定的干扰性，联系空前的too可以排除b，因为男子不是因为感动，而是因为委屈。17a.hands bhead carms dclothes答案b从空前的“she put her arms around him”可知，男士把头靠在护士的肩膀上。18a.miss bwatch cgive dhave答案a联系上文护士的举动可知，护士觉得任何人都不应该错过看着自己儿子出生的这一刻。19a.even bever cstill dyet答案aeven表达程度的加深，那孩子不是“我”的儿子，甚至那女子也不是“我”的妻子。20a.permits bseats cglass dkeys答案d联系上文“he jingled car keys in his sweaty palm”可知，他是来给朋友送钥匙的。维b1 阅读理解(每题2分，满分8分)选材网站：/oip高考曾用材料：2008辽宁卷c篇选材相似度：设题相似度：难度系数：the davies were invited to christmas drinks at a hotel once.they left their car in the carpark outside and went in.mr.davies was proud of the fact that he never got drunk，so he was careful not to drink too much，in spite of his hosts attempts to press more and more on him.during the party，mrs.davies found she had forgotten to bring a handkerchief，so she asked her husband to go out to the car and get her one.he did so，but on his way back，he heard a car horn blowing in the carpark.thinking someone might be in trouble，he went over to the car from which the noise was coming.he found a small black bear sitting in the driving seat and blowing the horn.when mr.davies got back to the party，he told people about the black bear，but of course they did not believe him and thought he was drunk.when he took them out to the carpark to show them that he was serious，he found the car with the bear in had gone.there were so many jokes about mr.daviess black bear during the following days that he at last put an advertisement in the local paper，“will anybody who saw a black bear blowing a horn in a car outside the central hotel at about 7 pm. on christmas day please phone.”two days later a mrs.richards phoned to say she and her husband had left their pet bear in their car outside the central hotel for a few minutes that evening and that it was quite possible that he had been blowing the horn.mrs.richards did not seem to think there was anything strange about that.“it likes blowing car horns，”she said，“and we dont mind as long as we are not actually driving the car.”【语篇解读】 本文为记叙文。davies夫妇应邀参加酒会。davies先生出去为妻子取手帕时听见汽车喇叭在响，于是去看个究竟，发现是一只熊在按喇叭。他返回酒会后向人谈及，却被人误解为他已经喝醉，之后登广告才澄清事实，“沉冤得以昭雪”。1what was mr.davies careful of during the party?anot drinking too much.bnot facing the black bear.cnot getting pressed by the host.dnot forgetting his wifes handkerchief.答案a细节理解题。第一段最后一句提示选a。2why did mr.davies go to the car from which came the noise?ahe wanted to see the bear.bhe thought he might help one in need.che wanted to check whose bear it was.dhe thought the bear was in trouble.答案b细节理解题。第二段第三句有“thinking someone might be in trouble”的明确提示选b。3what did mr.davies put the advertisement for?ahe wanted to find the bear.bhe wanted to prove he was not drunk.che planned to make a joke.dhe hoped to make friends with the bear.答案b推理判断题。因为被人嘲笑，不得不登广告来找到那只熊来证明自己的清白。a选项有一定的干扰性， 但找到熊不是目的而是手段。4which of the following will serve as the best title of the passage?aa bear blowing a car hornba christmas party with a bearca man never gets drunkda couple in a christmas party答案a主旨大意题。b选项可以比较容易排除，因为该故事中的bear并未参加酒会。c选项干扰性很大，但文章的标题用a man never gets drunk只表示davies对喝酒的自控能力，没有提及因为熊按喇叭引起的误会。d选项只指一对夫妇参加酒会的事，没有谈及酒会上的插曲。维b2 阅读理解(每题2分，满分8分)选材网站：http：//science高考曾用材料：2010浙江卷c篇选材相似度：设题相似度：难度系数：whether you depend on your bike for transportation (交通) or exercise，youll enjoy these fun facts on this twowheeled vehicle (车辆)* in 1817，karl von drais from germany invented a horseless carriage that would help him get around faster.the machine became known as the “draisine”，and led to the creation of the modern bicycle.* the term “bicycle” was not introduced until the 1860s，when it was created in france to describe a new kind of twowheeler.* fred abirchmore circled the globe by bicycle at the age of 25 in 1935.the whole trip covered forty thousand miles.he rode about 25,000 miles and wore out seven sets of tires (轮胎)* there are over a half billion bicycles in china.they are the most common means of transportation.bikes were first brought to china in the late 1800s.* about 100 million bicycles are made worldwide each year.* americans use their bicycles for less than one percent of all city trips.europeans bike in cities a lot more oftenin italy 5 percent of all trips are on bicycle,30 percent in the netherlands，and seven out of eight dutch people over age 15 have a bike.* the tour de france is one of the most famous bicycle races in the world.established in 1903，it is considered to be the biggest test of endurance (耐久力) out of all sports.lance armstrong，an american cyclist，is the only man to have won seven titles (19992005) after surviving cancer.* bicycle moto cross (bmx)，an extreme style of bicycle track racing，became a sport in the 2008 summer olympic games in beijing，china.maris strombergs，from latvia，received the gold medal for mens bmx，and anne caroline chausson，from france，took home the gold in the first womens bmx olympic event.【语篇解读】 本文为说明文。自行车是我们生活中常见的交通工具。你了解有关自行车的趣事吗？1the passage is written mainly to _.atell an interesting storybtell us the history of the bicyclecencourage more people to ride bicyclesdintroduce some intere