英语戏剧小品剧本.doc

15班 英语小品剧本刘姥姥进大观园人物：贾母、凤姐、贾宝玉、林黛玉、薛宝钗、丫环甲、丫环乙1 刘姥姥跟随贾母进大观园贾母This way please .in laws. Lets visit the grand view garden .(刘姥姥一边迎着，一边四处张望，不断惊叹)刘姥姥OhIts so beautiful !.My god !.Oh my lady ga-ga !(凤姐带一丫头迎面走来，丫头手捧着一盆鲜花)凤姐（笑上前）Lady luck !You arrive so early .I was sending to pinch a daisy .(丫头将花捧上前)贾em.How fragrant it smells .(对刘姥姥说)come and dress flowers .(风姐拉过刘姥姥，众人将她围住)凤Come on .let me dress you .(在刘姥姥头上插满鲜花)刘This is the first time I wear flowers ,how lucky I was !丫环甲You should pull it down and fell on her face .She let you into an old witchdress .刘 Ha ha . Although Im older ,when I was younger .I was also romantic .I love these flowers and rouge , simply be the old romantic today .2 (众人说着笑着往前走，至一羊肠石子路，丫头欲伸手扶刘姥姥走)丫环乙Mrs Liu .be careful on slipperly and dont slide by moss .刘Rest your heart ,girl we take the familiar .but ou should care your embroidered shoes dont stick the mud .(话音刚落，刘姥姥脚下一滑，摔个四脚朝天，众人见了都哈哈大笑)贾母Its so impolite ,you should go holding her ,rather than just stood laughing !(刘姥姥憨笑着从地上爬起来)刘Oh no no why do I slap in myself ?贾母Are you ok ? whether damage to the waist ? Call girls to massange to you .刘Oh no thanks . Im well well .Dont worry .3 宝、黛 上场（黛玉在前，宝玉追上）宝玉My dear My honey .My sweetywaite me please !黛玉Oh dear dont call that .it will let people joke of me .宝Well ok .I renember .I just want to say .you look so beautiful in this dress like an angel .黛Really ?Thank you (二人亲密状)薛宝钗手拿玩偶，一手拿长针，一边扎手中的玩偶，一边狠狠地说 薛宝钗I hate you ! I hate you !You must return my BAO YU .宝玉做疼痛状，最后倒在地上，黛玉惊恐，正欲呼救，宝钗迅速上前，抱住宝玉，慌张。宝钗Oh my god .what I did ?You must be fine !I am sorry I m wrong .please wake up soon !My dear Ok.dont worry my baby ,I will save you .(做人工呼吸状，宝玉昏死过去)黛玉（气愤叉腰）What are you doing ?stop! XUE BAO CHAI宝钗（站进身）Its none of your business !(黛、钗 二人扭打一块，宝玉爬起)宝玉Oh my god !oh my lady gaga 贾母等向前，二人见了迅速停止，该做亲密状，上前行礼Good morning.Grandma.（贾母拉起宝、黛二人，宝钗气愤跑开）刘姥姥上前拉起二人，刘姥姥跟上前拉着贾母撒娇。刘My god ! I ve never seen such a pretty boy and girl .(黛玉害羞躲到宝玉身后，宝玉向前拉着贾母撒娇)宝玉My dear grandma .when can we have a luch ? Im so hungery now !贾母Ok ok .Lets go to have a luch now .4 (摆两张桌，一张大，一张小，刘姥姥一人坐在小桌旁，凤姐、丫环站、贾母等人坐)贾母（对刘姥姥说）Make yourself at home ,please !刘姥姥起身向贾母行礼，突然高声说刘Old Liu , appetite as big as cow ,the rise of an old sow is not eating .(说话鼓起腮帮，两眼直视，一声不吭。众人一愣，听完后大笑不止。宝玉滚到贾母怀里，贾母笑得楼着宝玉叫“心肝”（oh my baby）黛玉捂着肚子趴到桌上叫“哎呦（ohch）”丫环们笑得蹲在地上)凤（独有凤姐强忍着，给刘姥姥端了一碗鸽蛋放在她面前）A silver per one ,taste quickly 刘（盯着蛋）The chicken here are so exquisite .The eggs are small too .They are so handsome .Ill have to catch one to eat .(刘拿起筷子，筷子很沉)刘My god !These chopsicks were made from gold !wonderful !(笨拙的拿起筷子，在筷子折腾好一阵子才夹起一个，刚伸长脖子要吃，却又滑出掉在地上，众人大笑，刘尴尬地笑，正弯腰想去捡，却被丫环捡了去)刘Ohthe one silver has disappeared without a trace .what a shame !贾母Are the Feng girls mischief .why put out that kind of chopsticks ? change them quickly !凤If the dishes are toxic .the sliver chopsticks can soon to know