功夫熊猫1完整版英文台词(word).docx

legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skillswere the stuff of legend.he travelled the landin search of worthy foes.i see you like to chew.maybe you should on my fist.the warrior said anythingfor his mouth was full.then he swallowed.and then he spoke.enough talk. lets fight.he was so deadly in fact that his enemies will go blind from over exposure to pureawesomeness.my eyes!hes too awesome!and attractive.how can we re-pay you?there is no charge for awesomeness.or attractiveness.it mattered not how many foes he faced.they were no match for his voracity.never before had a pandabeen so feared and so loved.even the most heroic heroesin all of china the furious five.bowed in respect to this great master.we should hang out.agreed.but hanging out wouldhave to wait.cause when youre facing the tenthousand demons of demon mountain.there is only one thingthat matters and that.get up!youll be late for work.po.get up!hey po.what are you doing up there?ahh. nothing.monkey mantis crane viper tigress . roarrrr!ahh.po. lets go.youre late for ing!sorry dad.sorry doesnt make the noodles.what were you doing up there?all that noise?oh.nothing.just had a crazy dream.about what? uh?what were you dreaming about?what was i.aah. i was dreaming about a.noodles.noodles?you were really dreaming about noodles?uhh. ya what else would i be dreaming about?oh careful.that soup is - sharp!oh. happy day.my son finally having the noodle dream.you dont know how longi have been waiting for this moment.this is a sign po.uh. a sign of what?you are almost ready to beentrusted with the secret ingredient . of my secret ingredient soup.and then you will fulfill your destinyand take over the restaurant.just as i took over from my fatherwho took over from his father.who won it from a friendover a game of mahjong.dad dad dad.it was just a dream.no it was the dream.wu xiang noodles.po broth runs through our veins.but dad didnt you everwanted to do something else?something beside noodles.actually when i was youngand crazy.i thought of running awayand learning how to make tofu.so why didnt you?oh because it wasa stupid dream.can you imagine me making tofu?ha ha ha. tofu!no we all have our placein this world.my is here and yours is. i know is here.no its tables 2 and 12.service with a smile.well done students. if you were tryingto disappoint me.tigress you need more ferocity.monkey greater speed.crane height. viper subtlety.mantis. master shifu.master shifu. what?it.its master oogway he wants to see you.master oogway you summoned me?is something wrong?why must something be wrongfor me to want to see my old friend?so nothing is wrong?well i didnt say that.you were saying?i have had a vision.tai lung will return.that is impossible.hes in prison.nothing is impossible.zeng fly to chordom prison.tell them to double the guards double the weapons.double everything.tai lung does not leavethat prison.yes master shifu.one often meets his destiny onthe road he takes to avoid it.we have to do something. we cantjust have him march in the valley.and take his revenge.hell hell.your mind is like this watermy friend. when it is agitated. it becomes difficult to see.but if you allow it to settle the answer becomes clear.the dragons scroll.it is time.but who?who is worthy to be trustedwith the secret to limitless power?to become the dragon warrior.i dont know.excuse me. sorry.oo.oo sorry.hey watch it po.sorry.aah. oop!sorry a thousand pardon.what?master oogway is choosinga dragon warrior today.everyone everyone go!get to the jade palace!one of the five is goingto get the dragons scroll.we have been waiting a thousandyears for this. just take the bowl!this is the greatest day in kung fuhistory! dont worry about it. just go!po! where are you going?to the jade palace.but youre forgetting your noodle car.the whole valley will be there andyou will sell noodle to all of them.selling noodles?but dad. you know i was kindof thinking maybe i.ya?i was kind of thinking maybe i.ahh.haa.?could also sell the bean buns.theyre about to go bad.thats my boy!i told you that dream was a sign.ya.im glad i had it.almost there.what?no!no! no!sorry po.well bring you back a souvenir.no ill bring me back a souvenir.its a historic day.isnt it master oogway?yes. the one i fearedi would not live to see.are your students ready?yes master oogway.now know this old friend.whomever i chose will not only bringpeace to the valley but also to you.let the tournament begin!no no no wait!im coming.hey! open the door.let me in!citizens of the valley of peace.it is my great honourto present to you tigress viper crane monkey mantis.the furious five!ah.ah.ahh.theyre the furious five!aah.aah. ouch!warriors prepare!blast no quick po.ready for battle.the thousand tons of fire!ho.ha.howw!wow. look at that!hey! get out of the way!uhh.oh.ohh!ah.ah.aah!hiyaah.ouch!and finally master tigress.believe me citizens you have not seen anything yet.i know!master tigress faces iron armsand its blades of death.i sense the dragon warrioris among us.citizens of the valley of peace master oogway will now choosethe dragon warrior.hah.butta.no no no wait!yaa.ahh.ha.ha.haah!ha.ha.haah.po! what are you doing?what does it looklike im doing?stop! stop!im going to see the dragon warrior.but i dont understand you finally have the noodle dream.i lied.i dont dream about noodles dad.i love kung fu.uuu!oh come on son.lets get back to work. 1 1 heay.okay.ahh.aahh.aah.po!.heay.heay.hey.oh.somebody.oh. whats going on?. where?why are you pointing.?oh. okay. sorry. i just wantedto see who the dragon warrior was?how interesting?master are you pointing at me?him.who?you.me?the universe has broughtus the dragon warrior.what? what?what? what!stop wait.who told you to.master oogway wait.that crabby panda cant possiblybe the answer to our problem.you were about to appoint the tigress.and that thing fell in front of her.that was just an accident.there are no accidents.forgive us master.we have failed you.no. if the panda has not quit bymorning then i would have failed you.wait wait wait!i bring a message from master shifu.what? double the guard.extra precautions.your prison may not be adequate?you doubt my prison security?absolutely not!shifu does.im just the messenger. 1 1 1 1 ill give you a messagefor your master shifu.escape from chordom prisonis impossible.impressive isnt it?yes very impressive.it is very impressive.one way in.and one way out.one thousand guardsand one prisoner.yes except that prisoner is tai lung.take us down.ahh.ahh.ahh.ahhoh.oo.oh.oh my.behold tai lung.ill umm.ill justwait right here.its nothing to worry about.its perfectly safe.both posts.at the ready.hey tough guy.did you hear.oogway is finally going to givesomeone the dragon scroll.and its not going to be you.what are you doing?dont get him mad.what is he going to do about it?ive got him completely immobilised.haa.haa.haa.haa!oh.did i step onthe wooly kiddys tail?im gonna. ive seen enough.im gonna tell shifu that hehas nothing to worry about.no he doesnt.okay ill tell him that.hmm.can we please go now?oh. wait a second.i think there has beena slight mistake.err.everyone seemsto think im err.ahh.the sacred hall of warriors.no way.look at this place.master flying-rhinos armour.with authentic battle damage!wow.the sword of heroes.said to be so sharp you can cutyourself just by looking . aah!.oww!the invisible dragon of destiny.uuhhs. ive only seen paintingsof that painting.aah.ah.ha.ha.ha.heeyah.yah. aah.ah.ah.noo.! ho.oh oh oh.the legendary urn of whispering warriors.said to contain souls of theentire tenshu army.hello?have you finished sightseeing?sorry. i should havecome to see you first.my patience is running thin.ohh?well. i mean its not likeyou are going anywhere.you turn around.sure.hey how is it going?how do you get .master shifu!. ooh!.ohh.whooo.someone broke that.but im going to fix it.i.do you have some glue.whooo.aah.ouch.ooo!ive a splinter.so you are the legendary dragon warrior?hmm.ahh i guess so?wrong!you are not the dragon warrior.you will never be the dragon warrior. until youve learned the secretof the dragon scroll.wow.so.how does this work?do you have a ladder?a trampoline or.?umph.you think it is that easy?that im just going to hand youthe secret to limitless power?no! i.one must first master the highestlevel of kung fuand that is clearly impossibleif that one is someone like you.someone like me?yes!look at you!this fat blob. flabby arms.those are sensitive.in the flabby parts.and this ridiculous belly.hey.whooo.and utter disregard for personal hygiene.now wait a minute.thats a little uncalled for.dont stand that close. i can smell your breath.listen oogway said that i was the.uh. the wushi finger hold.never. master shifu dont.haa.oh. you know this hold?developed by master wushi in the rd dynasty. yes.oh. then you must know what happenswhen i flex my pinky.no no no.you know the hardest part of this?.the hardest part is cleaning up afterwards.humm.okay. okay take it easy.now listen closely panda.oogway may have picked you but when im through with you .i promise you youre going to wish he hadnt.are we clear?yes were clear were clear.we are so clear.good. hmm hmm hmm.i cant wait to get started.lets begin.wait wait wait.now?yes now.unless you think that the great oogway waswrong and you are not the dragon warrior.okay. well i dont knowif i can do all of those moves.well if we dont try we will never know will we?yes its just maybe we can findsomething more suited to my level.and what level is that?well you know.im not a master butlets just start at zero.level zero.there is no such thing as level zero.hey maybe i can start with that.that. we use thatfor training children.and popping the dooropen when it is hot.but if you insist.wow. the furious five.youre so much biggerthan your action figures.except for you mantis.youre about the same.go ahead panda.show us what you can do.ahh.are they going to watch? or should i justwait until they get back to work or something?hit it.okay i mean i just ate and so im still digesting so mykung fu may not be as good as later on.just hit it.whatd you got?youve got nothing cos i got it right here.you picking on my friends?get ready to fell the e on crazy feet.whatre you going to do about crazy feet?come on. im a blur. im a blur.youve never seen bear style.youve only seen praying mantis.or monkey style.imagine snake-kiddy snake.would you hit it!alright. alright.why dont you try it again?a little harder.hows that?oohhh.oh that hurts!this will be easier than i thought.feeling a little nausea.ouch ouch ouch!oohh. my tenders.how did i do?there is now a level zero.dont deny that.i dont understand what master oogway was thinking.poor guy is going to get himself killed.he is so fighty.the dragon warrior fell outof the sky in a ball of fire.when he walks the very ground shakes.one would think that master oogway wouldchoose someone who actually knew kung fu.yes. or could at least touch his toes.or even see his toes.okay.great.ooouuch!oh hey. hi.youre up?am now.i was just.er.someday.eh?the kung fu stuff is hard work right?your biceps sore.ive had a long day and ratherdisappointing day so.er.ya.i should probably get to sleep now.ya. ya.of course.okay. thanks.its just im such a big fan.you guys were so totally amazingat the battle of the weeping river.outnumbered. a thousand to one.but you didnt stop. you just .oh. sorry about that.ahh. look you dont belong here.er.i know i know.youre right.i dont have it.its just my whole life i dream of.no no no. i meant you dontbelong here i mean in this room.but this is my perty of crane.oh okay right right.so.ya you want to get to sleep.keeping you up.weve got big things tomorrow.alright. you are awesome. the last thingim going to say. okay bye-bye.what was that?i didnt say anything.okay. alright. goodnight.sleep well.seem a little bit awkward.master tigress didnt meanto wake you. just a.you dont belong here.ah ya.ya of course.this is your room.i mean you dont belong in the jade palace.youre a disgrace to kung fu and ifyou have any respect of who we are and what we do you will be gone by morning.big fan.i see youve found the sacred peachtree of heavenly wisdom.is that what this is?im so sorry.i thought it was justa regular peach tree.i understand you eatwhen you are upset.upset? im not upset.why would i be upset?so why are you upset?i probably sucked more todaythan anyone in the history of kung fu.in the history of china.in the history of bably.and the five.man you should have seen them they totally hate me.totally.hows shifu ever going to turn meinto the dragon warrior?i mean im not like the five ive got no claws.no wings no venom.even mantis got those thingies.may be i should just quitand go back to making noodles.quit. dont quit.noodles. dont noodles.you are too concerned withwhat was and what will be.theres a saying.yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift.that is why it is called the present.oh no!whats happening?to your battle stations!go! go! go!fire cross-bow!fire!fire!tai lungs free. i must warn shifu.you are not going anywhere.neither is he!let go of me.bring it up!wait! bring it back!hes going this way.he wont get far.archers!we dead.so very very dead.ha.ha. not yet were not.now!can we run now?yes.i am glad shifu sent you.i was beginning to feelim being forgotten.fly back there and tell them thereal dragon warrior is coming home.good morning master.panda!panda! wake up!hmm hmm hmm.hes quitted.what do we do now masterwith the panda gone?who will be the dragon warrior?all we can do is resume our trainingand trust that in time.the true dragon warrior will be revealed.what are you doing here?haa.hey.good morning master.i thought ill warm up a little.youre stuck.stuck?.no.what?.stuck?no.this is one of the.ya.im stuck.help him.oh dear.lift me on three.one two .thank you.dont mention it.no really. i appreciate it.ever.you actually thought you couldlearn to do a full split in one night.it takes years to developones flexibility.and years longer to apply it in combat.put that down!the only souvenirs we collect down hereare bloody knuckles and broken bones.yaa.ha.ha.ha.excellent!lets get started.are you ready?i was born ready.oww!oww!.oh!. im sorry brother.i thought you said youre ready.that was awesome!lets go again!ive been taking it easy on you pandabut no more. your next opponent.will be me.alright. ya.lets go!step forth!the true path to victory is to findyour opponents weakness.and make him suffer for it.oh yeah. to take his strengthand use it against him.until he finally falls or quits.but a real warrior never quits.dont worry master ill never quit.if he is smart he wontcome back those steps.but he will.hes not going to quit is he?hes not going to quit bouncing.ill tell you that.oouch! i thought you saidaccupuncture will make me feel better.trust me it will.its just not easy finding right nerve pointsunder all this.fat?fur!i was going to say fur.sure you were.who am i to judge a warriorbased on his size?so i mean look at me.im over here.haa.aah.maybe you should take a look at this again.ohh. okay.oouch!stop! stop it!eee.ouch!i know master shifu is tryingto inspire me and all.but if i didnt know any betterill say hes trying to get rid of me.i know he can seem like heartless.aaahh.!but you know he wasntalways like that.according to legend there was once a timewhen master shifu actually used to spy.no.yes but that was before.before what?before tai lung.aah.ya.we are not really suppose to talk about him.well if he is going to stay herehe should now.guys guys i know about tai lung.he was a student. the first to evermaster the 1 scrolls of kung fu.and then he turned badand now hes in jail.he wasnt just a student.shifu found him as a cub.and he raised him as his son.and when the child showedtalent in kung fushifu trained him.he believed in him. he told himhe was destined for greatness.it was never enough for tai lung.he wanted the