刘毅演式英语1.doc

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Self-introductionLadies and gentlemen:Its great to be here!Id like to introduce myself.My name is Pat.Im a student.I come from Beijing.Im and outgoing person.I love to meet people.Meeting people is my forte.Im very frugal.Money doesnt burn a hole in my pocket.But I like to be generous with my friends.I have many hobbies.I enjoy many things.I like reading, exercising, and traveling.Traveling is my life.I love to travel.Im not a stick in the mud.Im always on the go.Im always on the move.I would never let the grass grow under my feet.Im a rolling stone.I cant keep still.I cant stay in one place too long.I want to see the world.I want to see the unseen.I want to do whats never been done before.My ambition is to be a great English teacher.Teaching English is my passion.Mastering English is my goal.I wont accept mediocrity.I want to grow.I want to improve all aspects of my life, physically, spiritually, and academically.Im willing to work hard.Im willing to pay the price.Im prepared to go the distance, through thick and thin, in good time or bad, under any circumstances.I work like a madman.I word like a maniac.Im relentless in the pursuit of my goal.I have some drawbacks.First, Im always changing my mind.This is something I want to work on.Second, I have a bad sense of direction.I often get lost.When Im with another person, I always let him guide me.Third, Im a forgetful person.I often misplace things.Im the type of person who is always losing things.What is worse, Im not very smart.My IQ is very low.I can only do one thing at a time.I can only pay attention to whats important.When I want to do something, I want to do it well. I hate to do it halfway.I have my good qualities.Number one: Im a team player.Im a person of responsibility.I seldom complain.I seldom lose my temper.Im a person of action.Number two: Im optimistic.Im happy-go-lucky.I always look on the bright side of things.I have a big heart.I hold no grudges.I always let bygones be bygones.Number three: Im very thoughtful.Im very considerate.Im a person who cares about others.My motto is: Play hard, study hard, and work hard.I do as much as I can every day.I dont waste any timeGod only gives us a certain period of time.He wants us to make the best use of it.He wants us to enjoy it.Enjoy life while youre still young.Dont miss any opportunities.Dont pass up any good chances.Life is short.Life is sweet.Life is precious.Go for broke.Live for the moment.I live my life like there is no tomorrow.Live it up.Try new things.Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow may never come.I dont care if I live a long or short life.To me, quality is more important that quantity.I want to live each day as my last.Yesterday is history.Tomorrow is a mystery.Today is present.My philosophy of life is:I will try to help the people around me.The closer they are to me, the more I like them.People are a good investment.Helping people is an investment in heaven.This kind of investment will earn high interest.Love and be loved.Live and let live.If the people around me are happy, Im happy.I like making friends with people.I hope well become good friends.Im looking forward to seeing you again soon.Please feel free to call me.Im open 24/7.I never close.Thank you.God bless you.Have a great day.2. How to Master EnglishLadies and gentlemen:Its an honor to be here.Im anxious to share a secret.English is everywhere.English is a key to success.We must master it.So many people study English.So few can speak it well.What is the problem here?People study the wrong material.People use the wrong methods.We are wasting our time.Ive researched every method.Ive tried them all from A to Z.Old methods are not useful.Traditional methods are too limited.They teach only one sentence for each idea.If we forget it, were out of luck.We learn “Situational Dialogues,” like going to the post office, or visiting the doctor.Do we have any chance to use them?The answer is “No.”We cant go to the post office every day to practice English.We cant expect people to talk based on the situational dialogues.If we dont use them, how can we remember them?Luckily, now we have invented a shortcut.We have found a new method of learning English.Id like to introduce a specially designed speech draft.In this draft, three sentences are one unit.Each unit connects with another.They are all linked together like a chain.The content is common and simple.Its made up of everyday American speech.By using the material in the speech, you can speak great English.By memorizing one speech, you will start to speak English.By memorizing ten speeches, you will become fluent in English.By memorizing twenty, you will speak better than native English speakers.The reason for that is you have been trained to speak well.The sentences you speak have been carefully selected.Memorizing the speeches has the following benefits：Number one: You can practice alone.You can speak to yourselves.You dont need a conversation partner.Number two: Whenever you feel lonely or depressed, you can practice a speech.Did you notice that monks chant scriptures over and over?Reciting the speech again and again can give you peace of mind.Number three: Since the speeches are carefully designed, they are easy to remember.Anyone can learn them.Anyone can remember them.With them, you can easily learn to speak English in threes.Speak three sentences in a row.Then, you can say one sentence after another nonstop like youre making a speech.Number four: The speeches inspire.The speeches are great for learning.They build confidence and language skills at the same time.Ladies and gentlemen, with the speeches you will excel.Practice and memorize the speeches.There is no better way.Dont wait.Dont hesitate.Now is the time to change the way you learn English.But, remember, to speak English fluently requires four more things:First, practice, practice, practice.Repetition is the key.Speak up.Speak loudly.Right or wrong, always be heard.Be confident.Be fearless.You must make mistakes to improve.Speaking English is most important.Make conversation your priority.Writing, reading, and listening will follow.Second, teach others English.Help them and you help yourselves.You will improve too.Teaching is the best motivation for memorizing the speech.You will never get sick and tired of teaching the speech.The more you teach, the more articulate you will be.Third, try like hell.Immerse yourselves.Eat, drink and sleep English.Go nuts.Go bananas.Be an English maniac.Be a sponge.Soak English up.Seek every opportunity to speak.Fourth, enjoy English!Make English your love.Make learning and progress fun.Put English first.You need to have passion.English requires commitment.To sum up, memorizing the speeches is the way to go.So many students say they dont have the chance to practice English.Wrong!With the speeches, the chance is everywhere.The initiative is with you.The ball is in your court.Practice, speak, and talk.Practice until you get fluent.Speak and talk until you become hoarse.Your confidence will soar. Your progress will amaze everyone.You wont want to stop speaking English.Lets roll.Take action now.English is waiting for you.Thanks very much.Its always a pleasure.Have a lovely day.3. Award Ceremony Speech: Thank You All So MuchDear distinguished guests,Ladies and gentlemen,All my classmates and friends:Im so surprised.I can hardly believe it.I dont know what to say.My dream came true.My prayers have been answered.I thank God for my very good luck.First, thank you all.I appreciate this so much.I will treasure this moment for a long time.It feels just great.Its like Im floating on air.I dont want this feeling to end.I am honored.Its a great privilege.I really dont deserve it.Second, it was a great experience.I had an awesome time.I will never forget it.I cant thank you enough.It gives me such joy.It means a lot to me.Third, we all did our best.We tried as hard as we could.WE ARE ALL WINNERS.I was fortunate.I really lucked out.I still cant believe I won.Fourth, Id like to thank my parents.My teachers were also great.My friends gave me super support.I couldnt have won this by myself.Trying alone, I would have lost.I know that for sure.Fifth, Ive learned two valuable lessons.“Believe in your potential.”“Hard work really does pay off!”This is my advice to everybody.If I can win this, anyone can do it!Thats the honest truth.Tomorrow I will pinch myself.I want to make sure this is real.Ill be afraid this was just a dream.Im glad I tried.I almost didnt.I was too afraid.Now Im a believer!You must get in it to win it.This award strengthens my resolve.Finally, prizes are material.Awards come and go.But this memory will last forever.The competition was excellent.I applaud everyone here.I was lucky today.A final thanks to the judges.Im flattered to be selected.Youve made me very happy!God bless.Good luck.See you next time.4. A Speech to Honor ParentsLadies and Gentlemen:I feel so lucky to be here.All that I am today is because of my parents.Dear Mom and Dad:You are my loving parents.These words are from my heart.From the day I was born,You did everything for me.How can I express my thanks?You fed me when I was hungry.You washed me when I was dirty.You nursed me when I was sick.You held me when I cried.You helped me when I needed it.You gave me many happy childhood memories.You always put me first.You made me feel so special.I couldnt have asked for more.I respect the values you taught.I admire the hard work you did.I thank you for your sacrifice.You raised me well.You tried so hard.You did the best you could do.Today, I will make you a promise.Then, I will make a toast.Both are from my heart.I promise to make you proud of me.I promise to always respect and love you.Also, I promise to take care of you as long as I live.Now, everybody, I propose a toast.Lets raise our glasses together.Lets drink to honor my parents.My dear parents:You light up my life.You mean the world to me.A toast.Cheers.Bottoms up.To conclude our party I would like to recite the famous Irish blessing.“May the road rise to meet you.”“May the wind be always at your back.”“May God hold you in the palm of His hand.”5. A Speech to Honor Our TeachersLadies and gentlemen:Id like to say a few words to honor our teachers.We owe everything to them.Teachers, you did a great job.We all admire and like you so much.Without you, our graduation would be much less meaningful.We want to honor and praise you.Your teaching was a gift.Thank you for the things youve done for us.Our days as your students are over.We are sad to leave you.But we were lucky to have you.You did more than just teach.You were friends and role models.We will remember you forever.Your dedication was easy to see.You were patient and kind every day.You put us first, drove us hard, and sacrificed a lot.We promise you three things:Well remember what youve taught.Well continue to excel.Well make you proud in the future.Teachers:We are not saying good-bye.This is just the beginning.We take your teaching and knowledge with us into the future.Now, lets raise our glasses and toast.To the best teachers since Confucius!Teachers, dont forget us because we sure wont forget you.6. Making an IntroductionLadies and gentlemen:This is Michael Wang.Youve all heard about him.Hes an ace.Hes a gem.Hes the best of the best.Hes tops.Hes the best.Hes A number one.He is wonderful.He is one in a million.He is a needle in a haystack.Ladies and gentlemen:He is an expert.He is a man of action.He can get the job done.Hes as solid as a rock.Hes as stable as can be.Hes a man we cant do without.My dear friends:Mr. Michael Wang is a good friend of mine.Youll have a chance to chat with him later.Lets make him feel at home.Ladies and gentlemen:Here he is.Michael Wang.Lets give him a big hand.7. How to Stay Healthy. Ladies and gentlemen:Its great to see all your smiling faces.Im here to talk about our health.Everybody wants to be healthy.We all desire a long and healthy life.But whats the best way to make it happen?To begin with, we are what we eat.Eat well, and youll look good.Eat junk, and youll look bad.Some age gracefully.Some age terribly.The way we age depends on us.Dont overeat.Dont starve yourselves.Always eat in moderation.Eat smart.Eat right.Always find something nutritious to eat.Eat more fruit.Eat more vegetables.Dont eat too much red meat.Beef and pork are full of cholesterol.Cholesterol will clog arteries.Fish and chicken are much healthier.Drink water.Drink juice.Stay away from soda pop.I have a remedy for a cough.Drink two big glasses of pineapple juice with lime.Soon the cough will go away.Dont smoke.Dont drink.Dont do drugs.Smoking causes cancer.Drinking leads to liver diseases.Drugs invite an early death.Second of all, exercise daily.Work out every day.Keep yourselves in shape.Exercising gives us energy.It keeps our bodies young.It keeps our minds sharp.Our minds need knowledge.Our souls need love.Our bodies need exercise.Do you agree?Is this true?How do you feel after exercising?A friend of mine has his own method to keep fit.He walks one thousand steps before every meal.He walks another thousand steps after the meal.An airline pilot once told me a simple cure for insomnia and jet lag.Take a lot of exercise right after you get up in the morning.This will help you sleep better.Exercise can be fun.I jog on my treadmill while watching TV.Its so enjoyable I forget Im working out.Good health is not free.Nothing worthwhile is easy.You have to work and sweat.Sweat is good.Pain is gain.No pain, no gain.Thirdly, listen to your bodies.When you feel tired, take a rest.When you feel sleepy, go to bed.Move your bowels once a day.Pee whenever you need to. Never hold it in.When I was a kid, my father taught me one important thing.Always take care of you feet.Your feet are the most important part of your body.Wash your feet every day.Change your socks every day.Keep your feet clean dry.A doctor told me a story about how to take care of our skin.An old lady lived in a castle and never went out into the sum.Her skin was as fair as a babys.His advice is this:Never go outside without an umbrella, rain or shine.Be sure to use an umbrella with UV protection.Fourthly, thin is in.Fats not where its at.North, south, east, or west, thin is best.Stay slim.Avoid getting fat.You must burn more calories than you eat.I have three methods for losing weight.Number one: Eat two oranges before each meal.A friend of mine lost twelve pounds in a month.Number two: Rise early.Exercise on an empty stomach.Dont eat anything for an hour after exercising.Number three: Eat just a little bit as your lunch, like an slice of bread and a glass of orange juice.You will certainly become hungry in the afternoon.Naturally you will eat an early dinner.Whenever you feel like eating, change into your sportswear and go get some exercise.By doing so , you can lose one kilogram a week.More exercise, less eating, is the rule.In conclusion, remember, image is everything.Stay fit and look healthy.People judge you by your appearance.Good health is precious. Good health is priceless.Its a lifetime of joy.Exercise is the way.Good nutrition is the key.A healthy life is waiting for you.Start today.Change your life.Lets all get healthy.Thank you for joining us.Thank you for your attention.May you live long and stay healthy forever.Good-bye and good luck.8. How to Achieve SuccessLadies and gentlemen:Im so happy to be here today.The subject Im going to talk about is how to achieve success.Everybody wants to be successful.We all want to make it big.But how do we get there?First of all, you must have a goal.It must be clear-cut.It must be your passion.You can also have many minor goals in life.Achieve them one at a time.But always stay on the track of your main goal.Second, believe in yourselves.Your potential is unlimited.The world is yours to conquer.Dream big dreams.Reach for the stars.The sky is your limit.Look ahead.Dont look back.Dont dwell on the past.Go for it.Just do it.Make it happen.Third, commit yourselves.Dedicate yourselves.Totally focus on your goal.Try your best.Do your best.Give it your best shot.Give it your best effort.Dont hold anything back.Dont be afraid to let yourselves go.To succeed, you must work like hell.You must work like a dog.You must work your fingers to the bone.Fourth, follow the best.Select good role models.Stu