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结业秀-iPartment开场白出场人物：关谷拉幕：道具：椅子一把关谷：hi everyone.It has been along time,in last seansons last esisode,several shocking events took place in a row. Let us recap on them together. Meijia and zhanbo found a used pregnancy test,which came out out positive in the tonets waaterbin.but youyou told me she wansnt pregant. What exactly is going on,we do not yet.On the other hand,yifei and nuolans tennis competition ended because of nuolans ankle injury.while Dr zeng took care of nuolan,yifei had a lot of things on her mind and also had an accident .when she fell at home,zi qiao told Dr zeng, he could find safflower oil in Room 3602.However Dr zengWas in a dilemma,of who to attend to first.Therefore,he decide to flip a coin sit back,and enjoy this exciting season welcome to ipartment.第一幕：出场人物：关谷、悠悠、子乔、小贤、展博、美嘉、胡一菲拉幕：道具：椅子六把、秒表、酒关谷：You cant imagine how fast my heart was beating, thumping、thumping、thumping, as if it was in my throat. Until YouYou said “I do”, my world brightened up instantly.展博：Thats true, i was tearing up in a corner.悠悠:：How dare you. you are spying on us. Did you secretly take a video. how can you not video down such a precious moment.子乔：Guangu, looks like you have to propose again.关谷：What？小贤：yeah! I think so, your ring was too simple and cheap关谷：Its the heart that matter.展博：Since YouYous pregnant, you should show more sincerity.小贤：What？She is pregnant?关谷：Why did you play a prank on me.youyous not even pregnant悠悠：Guanggu told me guys found a prennacy test, but i have never used one before.展博：Thats impossible.meijia ang i saw it with our own eyes.关谷：But YouYou already proved to me by doing twenty bookflips in a row last night to celebrate our engagement.悠悠：Please dont tell me this is a prank子乔：This is so mean .maybe someones trying to set you guys up. Ive never seen such prank like this before.美嘉：A cracked bell can never sound well. even if its a prank ,it was a pleasant prank without out big discovery, guanggu would never propose so fast. maybe sorry, i didnt mean to doubt you love.悠悠：Its okay. I was about to question him. GuanGuan，if it wasnt they thought I was pregnant, would you still propose to me?关谷：of course（迟疑）悠悠：Liar！关谷：What？I said I would!悠悠：You hesitate for a second! You guys catch that?关谷：I just paused悠悠：Your pauses normally last for 0.65 seconds, but it was 1.58 seconds right now子乔：You brought a stopwatch with you?关谷：honey, listen to me.悠悠：obviously you proposed only you thought I was pregnant! This is unacceptable. Since no one captured your proposal, do it again. When you really want to marry me!关谷：YouYou！秋得嘛得（悠悠、关谷离开）美嘉：Zhanbo,see what youve done?展博：Me?曾小贤：You were the one to bring it up.子乔：Did you guys really discover that pregnancy test?美嘉：No!It was just a misunderstanding.Continue to drink and have fun!Have yourself. (Drinking)子乔：Half an hour later. YIfei,why are you so late! Everyone left long ago!胡一菲：Am I late? I came here as soon as I got your message.子乔：It was half an hour ago. Is your leg alright?(HYF 伸出脚)子乔：Wow,look at your bigfoot!胡一菲：My leg is justa bit fatter than usual.曾小贤：You should go to the hospital.胡一菲：No need. My leg is already healing! I applied hot compresses last night.(曾小贤转头瞪眼)曾小贤：How could you do this? Do you have any common sense?胡一菲：I just twisted my ankle slightly when I got off my bed. Save your worries.Just go and take care of Nuolan.曾小贤：Maybe I should胡一菲：Grab me a drink. Fine,Ill go.曾小贤：Sit down. Ill go.(ZXXandLZQ起身)第二幕：出场人物：小贤、子乔、买酒女郎拉幕：道具： 一杯牛奶曾小贤：A cup of milk, please.子乔：I think Yifei wants alcohol.曾小贤：Do you have any common sense either? Alcohol would make her leg worse.子乔：YooooYou are finally worry now? Where did you go yesterday?曾小贤：there are a lot of complicated things.子乔：How complicated?曾小贤：I am not sure. But You wont understand even if I tell you.(服务业递牛奶)曾小贤：Thank you.第三幕：出场人物：关谷、悠悠拉幕：道具：垃圾桶、手纸、快递单关谷:Buttheres still something I couldnt figure out.悠悠:What?关谷:Its about the pregnancy test. Why would it appear in our toilet?悠悠:All right.But wheres your clues?关谷:My clues are here.(拿出垃圾筒)悠悠:What kind of clues can you get from these?关谷:Since the pregnant criminal throw the pregnancy test in it. It means she would have thrown other things inside! Thats why Ive decided start from this piece of tissue first.(关谷闻纸巾)悠悠:yuck!关谷:Being a detective, you cant be afraid of anything!悠悠：Mr cornan, dont you think its easier to start from this parcel receipt? 神探先生，你不觉得先从这张快递单查起会比较容易吗？关谷：That actually makes sense. 有道理啊。第四幕：出场人物：小贤、子乔、大师、买酒女郎拉幕：道具：柜台、酒曾小贤：Ziqiao, please say something to Yifei. With a swollen leg like that, she really needs to go the hospital.子乔，你帮我劝劝一菲吧，她脚肿成这样不去医院不行的。子乔：Do you just know her? She would definitely not listen to me. 你第一天认识她吗？她会听我的？曾小贤：She shouldt sacrifice herself for any reason. 跟谁过不去也别跟自己过不去啊。子乔：You really dont know the “reason” why shes acting like this? 你居然不知道她跟谁过不去？曾小贤：Whos that “reason”? 谁啊？谁啊？子乔：Forget it. 当我没说。曾小贤：Her injury is much worse than Nuolans. If her ligament dislocates, it would be hurtful. 她脚崴的比诺澜严重多了，要是韧带错位就麻烦了，若不及时归位的话会有后遗症的。子乔：Still, where is the safflower oil? 还是那句话说好的红花油呢？曾小贤：I Thats him! 我。 哎！那就他！子乔：Whos that? 谁啊？曾小贤：The fortune teller! It was all his fault! 那个帮我算命的郎中，他才是罪魁祸首。曾小贤：Hey, dear Master. 哟，这不是大师嘛？Master：Hey, danger! 哟，血光之灾啊。曾小贤：Whats up? Selling your medicine in a bar? You fraud.怎么了？卖跌打酒卖到酒吧来了啊，死骗子。Master：Didnt tell you last time? I have a license. I am not a fraud. 上次不跟你说过了吗？我是有执照的，我不是骗子。曾小贤：Cut the crap! You still owe me one. 少来！你还欠我瓶跌打酒呢。Master：No work today. How about no refunding just making friends instead. Whatever kind of services you need in the future, all free! Now you believe that I am not some fraud? 今天休息不谈工作哦。这样吧，钱呢，就甭退了。我们交个朋友嘛，以后你要什么服务我给你免费，这下总相信我不是坏人了吧。曾小贤：Services? Fortune telling again? 服务？不会又算命吧？Master：Besides fortune telling. I can change your phone screen protector for free. 不算命也行,我可以帮你免费手机贴膜。子乔：I.T. Master also know something about I.T. business? 大师还是混IT圈的？Master：Honestly, I know lots of stuff. From fortune telling to horoscopes, building houses to iphone jailbreaking, curing traumatic injury to relocating bones,the more you know, the better you survive. 不瞒这位兄台，老夫一向不拘一格，算运势、测星座、泥瓦打洞、越狱升级、跌打秘方、按摩正骨，行走江湖，技多不压身啊。曾小贤：Wait, did you just say relocating bones? You know this too? 等等，你刚才最后一句说什么？按摩正骨，你还会这个？Master：Hahaha. 哈哈哈。曾小贤：Why are you laughing? 你笑什么？Master：As a matter of fact, my ancestors were all owners of medical centres. However things went bad, in order to survivr, I extended my knowledge. Actually, relocating bones is my specialty. 不瞒你说，老夫祖上三代都是开医馆的，奈何家道中落，为谋生计我才拓展了其他业务糊口，其实按摩正骨才是我的专业。曾小贤：Really? 真的假的？子乔：May I ask your name? 敢问前辈怎么称呼？Master：my surname is Huang, and my name is HuiHong.子乔：Huang FeiHongMaster：No，its Huang HuiHong. I am not related to the Guangdong “Bao Zhi Lin”子乔：where are you from originally?Master：Make a guess? Ill give you a hint. The first word is “Hu”.子乔：Hu Nan.(大师摆手)子乔：Hu Bei？is threre any place with “Hu” in their name in china?Master：of course. I am from “HuJian” (注意语调). You can ask around about Fu Jian ”Bao zi lin”. The great master of of relocating bones. Everyone knows Huang Huifeng.吕: Even his pronunciation is bad. He never say his own name wrong.曾: If you really know how to relocate bones. I need your help .Do you do door to door service?黄：Since we are friends .Ill help you. If I cant. I wont charge you.曾：Did I just hear you right?黄：This is different from fortune telling .I have confidence.第五幕：出场人物：展博、小贤、子乔拉幕：道具：展：You got a masseur for my sister?曾：It was pure luck fate brought him to us.吕：We tested this master Huang. hes pretty good. He can tell whats wrong with Yifei with one look. Simple bone relocation will do.展：My sister agreed on it?曾：She might appear to be stubborn .but she knows how serious it is .Besides，who would reject door to door massaging service.展：Thats odd. My sister doesnt like people to touch her legs.曾：She has atheletes foot?!展：No. you guys dont know this.the ankles are her most serisitive spot.曾：How can you do that! ZhanBo. She is you sister!展：What are you thinking ?I washed her feet once before. It was fine at first. until I accidentally touched her ankle. She kicked me right after 0.01 seconds. To 5 meters away.吕：Is she a donkey?展：She said it s natral reflex. People always say“No touching a guy s head”曾：Stop with all these thinkings. I never mind people touching my head.展博： To a man, Head is the center of body its defiantly a sensitive spot. Even if your mind accepts the idea your body can still repel it. 对男人来说，头是诸阳之会 五行之宗，一定会敏感的，就算是主观上接受了，难保身体上不会排斥(子乔开始摸头)曾：see? Its ok. 看到了吗？完全不排斥， 展博：Really no problem? 你真的忍得住？曾：Im a modern man. Open mind and heart. Come on, I can take it! 我是现代人，自由解放，来，没事(一起摸头)曾：are you guy done？ Enough！闹够了没有，有完没完展博：s