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World s funniest videos 23 minute episode 6 English Text one male voice him one female voice her 1 Marriages girl falls 6 her Ok maggie are you prepared for the thrill ride of your life Get ready get set go bam um perfect Next 9 a truck is stuck in a tunnel her He ll never get it through there him Sure he will C mon sangee push Attta boy You re almost there Give it more gas C mon There you go Uhhh Sangee Don t forget me you monkey 6 sports time code starting at 00 29 30 00 1 bicyclist in the mud puddle her Tarvis it s time to take your bath him I m a doing it mama her Get that dirty bike outta there travis You ll muddy up the bathwater for your sister him So rry ma 2 goalie gets soccer ball to face him Oh he s a great goalie see how he cuts off the angle And he s clever too He really uses his head And sometimes even his face which ain t always easy 3 trouble removing wet suit him Oh c mon guys work together Pull Pulllll bam oh never put spandex in the dryer 4 golfer misses ball him The golf pro says aim for the center of the green carpet Woah He s right That went far 5 man has trouble following aerobics him making karate type sounds hoo wahh Etc her Psst Buddy This is an aerobics class not tai chi him I I I knew that I was kidding 6 volleyball collision HIM to himself Gosh liz is so cute I ve got to find a way to ask her out Oh here s my chance Hey liz bam what are you doing later her Getting a cast on my broken leg Oww 7 granpa fall on skis x3 her That s enough skiing granpa All you re doing is falling down him I m not falling boom unh I m resting her And that him Just doing up my laces There See No problem Out of my way young lady Hehehehehe boom ohhhh I m going in now 8 gym jumper falls him Good Good Very good Interesting Good You re definitely off the team Good 9 skier falls in deep snow him Hey watch this Yo brad I m in love with your mom her Whaaaat Woah boom him kidding dude over credits 7 falls time code starting at 00 47 00 00 7 1 cowgirl falls over her Now before we start the auction of willie nelson s house and facial hair we d like to point out the top notch security team on patrol These experienced veterans are as sharp and sure footed as mountain goats Except her She s fired 2 man falls off horse him In the old west some people was born to ride While others was born to fly Huh good job there superman 3 mother falls off bike HIM So remember parents you re never to old to learn how to ride a bicycle bam but you may be too old to learn how to get off of one 4 boy follows goat and falls her Ricky if you want to get down just follow the goat him You think i need to follow some dumb animal I got more balance in my little finger than that goat has in its whole hairy boom ouf What Nothing happened I m fine under his breath umph I should have followed the goat 5 child falls from sofa in front of tv her A new multi billion dollar study in america claims that children who watch tv for more than 36 straight hours not only damage their eyesight but also their sense of balance 6 horse drawn wagon gets stuck in water him Now what you want to do here is just keep going straight her Straight him Right her Oh right sorry ok I ll go right him Nonono Straight straight nono liz Straight Straighten em out Straighten em out splash oh no liiiiiz her You said right him I said straight 7 skier slides into tree him And it s the race leader hans genderbender her I just love him him Yes but i don t think he d care And Oh he s slipped right into a tree her Ouch He ll be pulling pine needles out of derriere for days after that Sigh 8 skiing cameraman falls her Henri stop filming him Nonnon if someone falls i can send it to world s funniest videos and win some money Ohhhhh Unhhhh That should do it Unhhhh 8 Silliness time code starting at 00 22 00 00 1 flag flies off her A strange thing happened in paris today when a seriously depressed flag tried to commit suicide by leaping from the top of a flagpole aaaargh However it landed safely into someone s arms and is now seeing a psychiatrist boo hoo 8 2 boy puts pool cue in dad s eye him No jimmy you gotta come round to the other side That s it Now remember The most important thing is to keep your eye on the ball bam owww her So rry dad him Eye on the ball son Not cue in the eye 3 gun kicks grandpa in the face him 1 mumbling the whole time to himself her Don t you think grandpa s too old for that him 1 Oh he s fine Look how steady his aim is pow wow Maybe you re right him 2 I just shot a giant banana 4 boys fall off bike going over a jump her Alright boys the jump is ready Ok timmy get out of the way before your brothers put tire tracks across your forehead Here we go and crash ah let s try it again with a smaller jump Ok here we go and crash not exactly evel knevel are ya 5 cart bike tips over him We are in hot pursuit of the suspect vehicle It appears that the driver is intoxicated And she s down Ma am How many peach schnapps have you had her None hic him Ma am 6 heron steals fish from bucket him So How s the fishing going her Not great I ve only caught one fish him really mouth full i don t see a fish in there He must have jumped out gulp 7 door closes on man him Oh for heaven s sakes why can t rrrramone clean up after himself This place is a pig sty bam oooooh Ramone was that you 8 hair dryer falls on boy s head him What exactly does this thing do her It dries your hair while sucking your brains dry him aaargh her relax I was only kidding 9 wind drags kite flyer him this just in Today kenneth humm was the first man to accidentally fly across the english channel from paris to london using only a kite Well done kenneth 9 marriages and celebrations time code starting at 00 27 00 00 1 dancing bride falls her I think the bride has been drinking too much him Don t be silly grandma I mean just because she s got the hiccups and she s line dancing and Oh maybe she has had enough to drink 2 bride on someone s shoulders 9 him a couple lost their title as the world s tallest bride and groom when it was discovered that they were in fact on other people s shoulders and that the guests were on their knees to make them appear tall 3 bride fails to get on the horse her Ok who s stupid idea was this to put me on a horse him It was mine darling but you agreed her It was supposed to be a horse and carriage him I ran out of money Woah boy 4 desert marriage with camel her So this is supposed to be your alternative to the horse Well then you sit next to him him sure honey But look how charming he is burp that camel needs some mouthwash Phew 5 pushing the car at a marriage her First the horse Then the camel Now finally we get a car and it doesn t work him It works baby It just needs a little tender loving care bam owww Like me 6 car window explodes her You shouldn t come in when you re so angry charles him I m not angry I mean just because my ex fiancee is marrying my best friend Why would i be angry bam i think I ll just wait out here her Good idea 7 man dances with belly dancer her Don t you think your brother is making a fool of himself him Nah He s only having a good time I mean he just got married her Yes he just got married And his wife left the party an hour ago 8 couple fall on dance floor him quietly to himself 1 2 3 1 2 3 1 2 3 1 2 3 her Charles you dance divinely shhh You re as graceful as a swan shhhhh How do you do it shhhh Woops bam him I count my steps 9 drunk man dancing falls him 1 Woah I m really drunk I think I ll lie down bam him 2 Woah dude do you think you could choose a better spot C mon get up him 1 Wooooooo bam Oooah him 3 Aww leave him him 1 No I m fine I m fine over credits wooo Par ty 10 winter time code starting at 00 27 00 00 sing all the way through this module 1 two skiers collide Winter time is so much fun It lets you get close to everyone woah real close 2 man falls off ski lift 1 10 While standin in line you can try to act cool But while you re towin up the hill you look like a fool 3 man sleds into tree Maybe you prefer to slip and slide But with all those darn trees it s best to stay inside 4 man falls off ski lift 2 That s right buddy Try again 5 man on skis spins and falls Skiing down the slopes showin off your style Then fallin on your butt makin everyone smile 6 skater falls 1 If you go skating you can have more fun But you better wear padding or the bruises will come 7 skater in green falls Slippin and trippin all across the ice Fallin on your butt doesn t feel so nice 8 skater with chair falls If you think it ll help then you can you use a chair But you re going to fall anyway on your derriere 9 skater falls 2 That s ok honey you keep trying A broken leg heals real fast 10 man figure skating falls Check out dad figure skating like a swan But if you figure that s skating then i figure you re wrong 11 mom and daughter fall off toboggan Mother and daughter Flyin on toboggan The mother goes flyin while The daughter bangs her noggin Baby says mom this ain t no fun Get me inside before i fall down on my buns Daddy 12 three skiers fall Even though you re freezin You can stop and strike a pose Cuz you re looking cool with snot Drippin off your nose But if you re asking me You can keep your stinkin snow Next vacation I ll 11 Go to mexico Yeeeeee haaaah 11 animals time code starting at 00 24 30 00 1 horse plays with giant ball 1 him So this is our new striker for england s soccer team her Yes him We re getting desperate aren t we her Yes 2 dog attacks phone her hello Is anyone there him Hi her Hi to you too sir How are you him rough her You sound a bit rough Were you partying late him A wooooooo her I ll bet you were naughty too him panting her Easy boy 3 horse plays with giant ball 2 him look i don t care how big he is Someone s got to tell him that he can t carry the soccer ball like that 4 dog relieves himself on obstacle course 1 her ready to run spot Ok Go dog pees no spot him Hey You said i could go 5 cat talks her That s a very poor start for spot in this international dog competition Wetting on the starting post is going to cost him some points Let s see how he finishes 6 dog relieves himself on obstacle course 2 her He s doing well A couple of great jumps there He s through the tube A few more jumps and he ll get the gold for sure and poo no An excellent run ruined by poor potty training 7 cat on man s back 1 him You wanna see something cool Check this out I rid