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How to marry a rich man?Posted by Smile on November 10, 2009 at 9:21amIn a American major BBSs financial space, a beautiful young who comes from America post a topic for asking a problem that how can I marry a rich man.Im tired of beating around the bush. Im a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. Im articulate and classy. Im looking to get married to a guy who make sat least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I dont think Im overreaching at all.Are there any guys who makes 500K or more on this board? Are you married? Could you send me some tips that how can I marry the guys like you? I dated a business man who makes average around 250,000 a year. But thats where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000wont get me to central park west. Be honest guys, you wont hurt my feelings. Here are my questions specifically:- Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars, restaurants, gyms -What are you looking for in a mate?-Is there an age range I should be targeting?- Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the Upper East Side so plain? Ive seen really plain Jane boring types who have nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. Ive seen drop-dead gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. Whats the story there?- How you decide marriage and just a girlfriend? (I am looking for marriage only.)-Ms PersFollowing is an answer from a financier: Dear Pers,I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament. Firstly, Im not wasting your time; I qualify as a guy who fits your bill; that is I make more than $500,000 per year. That said heres how I see it.Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple crappy business deal. Heres why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and to bring my money. Fine, its simple. But heres the rub, your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity.In fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you wont be getting any more beautiful.Therefore, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation accelerates! Let me explain, youre 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest by 35 stick a fork in you.So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, nota buy and hold.hence the rub.marriage. It doesnt make good business sense to buy you (which is what youre asking) so Id rather lease. In case you think Im being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades Indeed an out. Its as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage. Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. I find it hard to believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the$500,000 hasnt found you, if not only for a tryout. By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money that $500,000 per year and its much easier than to find your sugar daddy.With all that said, I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of lease, let me know.-Rob Campbell J.P.Morgan Diversified Industrials Investment Banking一個年輕漂亮的美國女孩在美國一家大型網上論壇金融版上發表了這樣一個問題帖我怎樣才能嫁給有錢人？我下面要說的都是心裡話。本人25歲，非常漂亮，是那種讓人驚艷的漂亮，談吐文雅，有品位，想嫁給年薪50萬美元的人。你也許會說我貪心，但在紐約年薪100 萬才算是中產，本人的要求其實不高。這個版上有沒有年薪超過50 萬的人？你們都結婚了嗎？我想請教各位一個問題- 怎樣才能嫁給你們這樣的有錢人？波爾斯女士一封令人拍案叫絕的回覆信(一個華爾街金融家的回帖)下面是一個華爾街金融家的回帖親愛的波爾斯我懷著極大的興趣看完了貴帖，相信不少女士也有跟你類似的疑問。讓我以一個投資專家的身份，對你的處境做一分析。我年薪超過50 萬，符合你的擇偶標準，所以請相信我並不是在浪費大家的時間。從生意人的角度來看，跟你結婚是個糟糕的經營決策，道理再明白不過，請聽我解釋。拋開細枝末節，你所說的其實是一筆簡單的“財” “貌” 交易甲方提供上述人的外表，乙方出錢，公平交易，童叟無欺。但是，這裡有個致命的問題，你的美貌會消逝，但我的錢卻不會無緣無故減少。事實上，我的收入很可能會逐年遞增而你不可能一年比一年漂亮。因此，從經濟學的角度講，我是增值資產，你是貶值資產，不但貶值，而且是加速貶值！你現在25 歲，在未來的五年裡，你仍可以保持窈窕的身段，俏麗的容貌，雖然每年略有退步。但美貌消逝的速度會越來越快，如果它是你僅有的資產，十年以後你的價值甚憂。用華爾街術語說，每筆交易都有一個倉位，跟你交往屬於交易倉位（Tr